PNAK Intel: Sharkey Pimped His Ride

Sharkey’s been pimpin’ since been pimpin’ since been pimpin’

Sure, he’s been driving a beat up BMW around for the past few years.

Five owners on a car made back in 2003? Wow! How many different brands of flatulence have made contact with that driver’s seat? I’m sure that Sharkey’s “gains” diet consisting of McDonalds’ entire Value Menu took those leather seats from weathered to Fukushima levels of toxicity. The fact that it’s up for sale and not being buried beneath 100 tons of concrete with other hazardous materials frightens me more than that Reptilian post.

But hey! Out with the old and in with the new!

New shirt:

sharkey222

New girl?

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New ride:

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(RIP Sharkmobile 2.0)

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It seems like everything in Sharkey’s life takes a beating…

Anyway – back to Pimp My Ride: Sharkey Edition:

That chip is LEGIT, son! And the best part is that there’s still enough room left for a court mandated breathalyzer along with a USB charger for an ankle monitor.

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Off the hook?

Sharkey, 2003 called. They want their BMW and slang back.

Rogaine, 1990 called. They want their joke back. #karmicreaction #pleaseloveme

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After a tough day at the ‘office’ what is a Moguladouche to do for fun?

Beer pong?

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EDC?

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Nope. After an arduous, three hour work day Sharkey finally gives his shirt a break and hits the town looking for another Kina replacement.

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(Thanks Mixx)

Never change, Sharkey.

  • Donnie Darko

    This idiot got a speeding ticket with no license a week after he got the truck and now he needs a chip to make it faster? Shouldn’t paying off his fines come before a chip and sound system? He posted his uncle passed away maybe 6 months ago. I have a feeling he got maybe $20,000 or so from his estate.

    • The Beav

      Right?!? He is buying fake palm trees and doormats left and right! #beachvibes I am so jealous that he won’t friend me on Facebook.

      • Donnie Darko

        his request limit has been met, he has too many pending requests.

    • The Beav

      #beachvibes

      • Mixx_TheFinalCut

        WTF! Black pleather couch and fake green plastic palm tree? Dude, your place looks like a fucking meth stash house Shark Fails! Also, nice cheap white kitchen cabinets in your Section 8 love crib loser.

        • Sir TTP

          Mixx is on fiya.

        • Sammi Jo

          He probably would of been better off putting this in his living room…it’s more realistic

          • MissPell

            …and if you threw it across the room in a fit of anger it doesn’t do as much damage. ha

          • The Beav

            Right? His current situation looks like it might poke an eye out if tossed.

          • MissPell

            The blow-up one?

        • GreatSpunk

          WTF! Hahahaha is that a 3 foot paper mache palm tree??

      • Pam

        Yeah that tree is 6 feet tall. Hes using the same yard stick he does to measure himself.

        • DragonSlayer.

          There is no way in fucking hell that is 6 feet, does he know what a foot measurement even is? I’m going to have to say you’re right with your answer. Lol

    • Mixx_TheFinalCut

      Exactly. $346.00 for the new fine + $850.00 in collections for the old ticket from last year where they will not allow him to do the time to pay that off. Sharkey has his priorities all figured out. Most of his past violations either include no DL or no Insurance. Most dealerships here in CA don’t give a rats ass if you don’t have a valid DL to buy a car, so I’m assuming the same for Vegas.

      It’s a safe bet to say that in 30-90 days #MLD will either:

      A- crash his new hyper-chip ride that’s all hooked up with cheap audio
      B- get busted for speeding again, then get the truck impounded
      C- fail to maintain proper insurance
      D- truck will get Repo’d due to non-payments and/or due to a Jail stay in County.
      E- all of the above

      • MissPell

        E- all of the above.

      • GreatSpunk

        I came thru the door, said it before, that was the shit! -2Pac

        P.S, yeah I called it, when they posted his new truck earlier post a few weeks back. Give it 60-70 days and repo man has a nice truck to sell to his contacts.

      • I’m going with E

  • The Real Jeffrey Lebowski

    So is it just me or does that pic in the blue suit is hiding his billboard he wears. Que Gerardo’s Rico Suave…….

  • MissPell

    I would really like to know where all his ‘fun money’ is coming from because his ‘serious money’ is not paying the debts. This guy really needs to find the definition of responsibilities and grown-up.

    • JimU113

      Recreational drugs.

      • The_Truth_Hurts2012

        fighting for real estate on the corner

        • JimU113

          Getting knocked down and his supply stolen by a #MogulBadAss.

          • MissPell

            Funny LOL

          • JimU113

            Funny but true.

  • Donnie Darko

    I caught him deleting comments on IG about his wife. He’s trying to erase anything about her. Who is shankaylv? He wants her to take of him?

    • The Beav

      Maybe its his “maid” I never read the comments, I probably should start.

      • JimU113

        How about learn to do it yourself, so you’ll come home to it every frickin’ day.

        • The Beav

          Can you imagine how it must look after a week? I am super clean, but my house would be a mess if I only picked up once a week.

          • JimU113

            It must be wrecked.

          • Mixx_TheFinalCut

            fucking loser only works 3-5hrs a day (plenty of time to clean) + he has no friends to come over and trash the place, so how dirty can it get?

          • The Beav

            Well, I am sure the brillo and glass pipes pile up. I guess the maid doesn’t do laundry, I spy his favorite shirt hanging on the door. He probably jumps in the pool and exclaims “All clean” His IG is on fire today!!

          • Sir TTP

            Just a housekeeping note Gupster – the mat goes outside the door.

          • The Beav

            Yeah, I saw that too. I guess he doesn’t want it to get dirty?

          • Luke Duke

            Or stolen!

          • Mixx_TheFinalCut

            HOA rule: no tacky floor mats outside

          • Tricia’s HOA Rule: File proper paperwork.

          • Pam

            What is HOA? Gov housing?

          • Mixx_TheFinalCut

            Home owners association

          • Home Owners Association. Govt would be HUD.

          • Spartacus

            “I bought a doormat” #mogullife?

          • Spartacus

            I own some scissors, attached is a picture of one pair, but we have at least 7 pairs in our estate. #Oldschoolmoneybaby

          • Spartacus

            My home smells of corinthian leather and old books. (to be honest, there’s also the smell of children’s pee occasionally and whatever random household fragrance the wife has selected to assault my nostrils with this week!

          • Pam

            I dont know why that is so funny to read! But it is

        • The_Truth_Hurts2012

          He could buy a dog that loves to like stains.
          He wouldn’t have to pay Chem-dry so much to get them out.

          • JimU113

            Stain in, stain out.

        • Mixx_TheFinalCut

          Right? It looks like he only has 5pcs of furniture in that dump (including the new 4.5′ palm tree).

          I guess someone has to clean up all that meth induced vomit from his ‘seizures’.

          • JimU113

            And where he confused the palm as an urinal.

          • Spartacus

            The under over is 3 weeks before he gets drunk, lonely and dry humps the palm.

          • JimU113

            Then the palm gets pregnant by another man.

            Like you didn’t see that one coming.

      • Sammi Jo

        *cringe* who posts this!!?? $60 bucks!? LMFAO

        • The Beav

          Right?!? No tip either.

          • The_Truth_Hurts2012

            the maid left, before sharkey could give her one.
            I’m sure his tip is, ‘if you get pregnant, you’re on your own’.

          • Sir TTP

            BAM!

          • Spartacus

            I’m sure the tip is “no one ever got pregnant up the bum baby”

          • DragonSlayer.

            Looks like him and my sons father go by the same motto! LOL

      • The_Truth_Hurts2012

        Doesn’t take long to vacuum out the back seat of his car.. I mean bedroom.

        • MissPell

          He’s going to put a cap on the back of the truck and that will be his new ‘love nest’.

      • The Bad Seed

        He had a picture of bangs getting ready, the place was trashed. I so nicely made a comment about “Can’t make a hoe a housewife” & he deleted me. He really should of thanked me.

        Asshole

        • JimU113

          Assholes have no gratitude.

      • Oh my fucking god! Some people really do post the excruciating minutia of their lives on social media. A photo and caption of the money he left the maid?! What’s even sadder is that he probably doesn’t even have a maid, but fronts that he does as part of his “mogul” lifestyle. Don’t “trip” sharkey, no one believes someone who has no toilet paper or pillow has a maid.

      • Spartacus

        $60 fuck, that maid doesn’t get paid enough. I’ve seen the images that james is prepared to share with the world, he’s a student trapped in an adult’s body… a sweaty, pock marked, bloated body that is.

        • Pam

          Where can i get a maid for $60 a week? The maid must not do much cause just to vacuum, sweep/mop a 2k sq ft house once is $60 a week. I just do it myself cause i dont know that i would trust a $60 a week maid. I have no meth to steal so it would probably be safe

          • Mixx_TheFinalCut

            She;s probably “no habla ingles’ + Vegas has a lower cost of living. Most things are cheaper in Vegas except LED Projection screens and 2008 Diesel trucks (so I heard..)

      • Mzzy Rivy

        I fckg hate this guy. Fake ass lying sharp nip bitch. Who does that. Ahh ahh I’m paying the cable bill today. Just want everyone know cuz I live in a basic bubble and no life.

    • JimU113

      Yeah, come to Sharkey’s place, take some roofies, get knocked up by another man.

      • Sir TTP

        So good JimU.

        • JimU113

          Welcome to a #MogulParty.

    • MissPell

      Shannon Wight childhood friends…

      • Donnie Darko

        Nice find!!

        • MissPell

          Thanks

      • Spartacus

        Wearing a different but equally horrible flag top

        • Mixx_TheFinalCut

          He’s from the United States of Douche.

          Sharkey:

    • Vicki Vallencourt

      hes definitely getting catfished.

  • The Beav

    Sharkey has so much to offer the ladies – fake palm trees, cool #beachvibes welcome mat, Netflix and off the hook sound for this Sharkmobile…yet he remains, Lonely – Party of 1. ๐Ÿ™

    • JimU113

      Or find a real man and skip the #DumbAssLife.

    • Dead Man’s Dog

      Ummm…they don’t even serve his food to him on a plate??

      Here’s your food, no get the f out of our restaurant!!

      • MissPell

        They were going to give it to him in a paper bag but he complained because then he couldn’t take a selfie of it. ha

        • Mixx_TheFinalCut

          LMAO!

          • MissPell

            That would be a good look for him. ha

          • JimU113

            Falling off a cliff would be a good look for him as well. Just saying.

          • MissPell

            That could be his next vehicle accident. Just saying. lol

          • JimU113

    • The_Truth_Hurts2012

      Everyone knows the best restaurants serve their food in Styrofoam.

      • Spartacus

        That’s exactly where I was going when I saw this pic. I wonder, does he always have the take away option because he’s banned from “fancy dan” sit down eateries?

    • Jesus Sharkey and Trisha need the same lesson in instagram food pics; you take pics of nicely plated food, not fucking sad, Styrofoam packed messes. Why dont they get this? Look at what other people are doing guys, and try to copy that.

    • Mzzy Rivy

      The dude dines alone. This is the fifth pic where I saw o e plate on the table…#loser#loner#poser

  • The_Truth_Hurts2012

    best quote of the day..
    “thereโ€™s still enough room left for a court mandated breathalyzer along with a USB charger an ankle monitor”

  • Mixx_TheFinalCut

    PNAK delivering the juicy intel as usual!

    Fucking #MogulLaDouche – do you realize that all the shit you’re buying for your ride is just going to the dude who scoops it up after the Repo Man gets his hands on it!

    #Dumbass

    • Sir TTP

      Oh no my friend. Rumor has it Ro and PNAK are just getting warmed up.

  • The Beav

    That’s what I was thinking about….So disgusting.

  • MissPell

    Maybe he has the attitude of ‘why mess up your own place when you can mess up someone else’s’. lol

    • Luke Duke

      Lolz no kidding.

  • Whitney BeatMe

    Another day at the office eh Sharkey..??

    • MissPell

  • Donnie Darko

    • Habib Fazil

      any way to get that decal onto his new ride?

  • The Judge

    Sharkey got a new tree for the estate, looking good!

    • MissPell

      You and Beav are on the same wave length.

    • The Beav

      He claims its 6ft tall, but it looks to be the height of the light switch…why lie about something so LAME?!?

      • Spartacus

        It probably looks 6′ tall from his perspective way down there.

    • Sharkey is an origami mogul. Construction paper is more expensive than expired meat but it’s totally worth it.

      • Sammi Jo

        His feng shui is fu*ked! LMAO

    • TheSuburbanErrorist

      Some time ago he was bragging about getting some fancy red couch, where is it and why I see this old and worn out couch in his luxurious palace??? Not very mogul Sharkey…

  • The Beav

    Hahahahahahaha! Yes, I believe it is. Like I said, he just jumps in the pool to wash it and then hangs it to dry on the door. I imagine it smells of chlorine, AXE and sweet meth smoke

  • The Judge

    Got some new curtains to go with the tree, pure class…

    • Mixx_TheFinalCut

      #CountSharkula

      • MissPell

        Guess why the waters warm. LOL

    • MissPell

      Is he using his home for a brothel?

      • Voody

        Exactly what I was thinking. LOL

      • Mzzy Rivy

        Please…..just stop.

    • TheSuburbanErrorist

      Nice bars on the window. Sharkey misses that jail life.

    • Mzzy Rivy

      Draculas closet.

    • Everything he is so proudly posting just looks so cheap and tacky. He and Dead Tooth need to just realize they are made for each other in a white trash destiny kind of way. She could add her tacky ass silk roses and little mermaid blankets to the mix.

  • Donnie Darko

    It looks tacky AF. A Polo Shirt of the company that is promoting the timeshares and khaki dockers with a name tag would be so much better.

  • Andrea’s Bangs

    Sharkey is totally getting off on having a post a day dedicated to his stupidity. He’s been posting like a madman!

    • I have a special shoutout for you later this week.

      • Andrea’s Bangs

        I’m shivering with antici…pation!

  • Mixx_TheFinalCut

    ..AND he got a speeding ticket within 48hrs of the new truck purchase!

    $346.00 fine – no problem for a #Mogul (just do the time..)

    • caramelldansen

      Fucking idiot. If you drive without a license or insurance, don’t speed or do anything that would attract police attention.

      • Don’t you mean ” the wise hyena elders would never advise speeding blah blah”

      • Pam

        If he were that smart he would have bought a 5 year old honda civic. Then he could speed a little and probably never get caught. That big truck is a cop magnet

      • Mzzy Rivy

        Or drive big trucks in big cities where cops can’t see the person inside cuz he is weenie tiny

  • MissPell

    lol. Don’t forget about the straws…

    • DragonSlayer.

      I have to take my son and get those ASAP! Amazing!!!

  • MissPell

    Yes they are, but cuteness also depends on who’s using them. ha

  • I love Nancy Young commenting on that first pic. She’s an enigma wrapped in sarcasm…she’s the best!

  • caramelldansen

    These jacked up pickup trucks scare my species. The typical driver shows such disregard for animals and motorcycles. Those things are notorious for crossing the center line in the twisties and they don’t slow down when they see a group of hyenas waiting to cross the road.

  • Is he pregnant?

  • Spartacus

    His “Business hair” gets more and more extreme. If I walked down a street and saw this bloke with a handful of leaflets, I would either cross the road or start speaking in Italian.

    • Spartacus

      …. or better still, engage with him for 45 minutes wasting his valuable closing time. oooooh I’m horrid sometimes

  • AmericanTopTeam

    This guy the part that bugs me the most at SOME level he has to realize he is a loser and he doesn’t

  • Pam

    U know when u look at someone and know their balls must stink soo bad it makes u gag. Well hes one of those people. Especially in the suit in the desert

  • Spartacus

    I have something else I just can’t ignore, how in the name of satan’s lunchbox did he hit a stationary object… so blooming hard??

  • Voody

    #ballin…??

    • Mzzy Rivy

      That…hair!

      • Mixx_TheFinalCut

        It’s Shark Week!

        • MissPell

          #sharkhair

        • Mzzy Rivy

          He’s an idiot.

      • That hair is so fucked up

    • Mixx_TheFinalCut

      Nothing says #Mogul like Sauza Tequila

    • WTF, does he live in that shirt?

  • not2slobro

    only option I see missing from his new whip is…..

    • MissPell

      It’s on back order. haha

  • rainmn066

    Looks like the ownership of future Sharks is going to be open to debate.

  • rainmn066

    Reasonable Question

    • MissPell

      Sharkey is definitely not sure the kid is his. haha

      • rainmn066

        Pure comedy

        • MissPell

          LOL. “don’t discuss my personal business” says the guy who posts every minute of his life online. ha

          • Mixx_TheFinalCut

            yup

    • rainmn066

      Solid Maury povich advice

      • Mzzy Rivy

        Hell NO!!!!lol

  • DragonSlayer.

    Does sharks suck dick for money? I just don’t understand. This guy can’t possibly be actually selling time shares, frauding cheques maybe?