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  • Maia

    Bwahaha! First pay for private snaps and now supe. When you KNOW you’re a washed up 30 something hoebag. This is not an exit plan.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/dfd5ca25d90087c69d3266d0fcae92670a62757ab6f9441a60b35f0f8455b738.png

  • DirtyPopArt
    • Spartacus

      I’m sure that liaison went straight into his spank bank. There is no way this is anything more than a one time “peck for cheque” moment

    • Penza

      What’s on her head? Is the frog supposed to turn into a prince? Good luck with that.

    • She looks like she’s kissing the dirtiest butthole- the revulsion can clearly be seen. Ladies? This thing stuffs this broads junk. Any young ladies considering the modelwhore lifestyle should study this picture carefully

      • JimU113

        Her John…er, “boyfriend” seems not to be enjoying it either.

        • I think they struggled over the social media disclosure. Then he took out his MasterCard and her lips were not only on his fat doughy face, but attached to his ass like a gourami

          • JimU113

            If he hired through Ramiro Productions, he could have had the Human Centipede special.

          • omg youre killin me

          • JimU113

            ty slaying with humor. Film at 11.

    • Sammi Jo

      If that dude showed up at my door…I’d be OUT! ✌https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/da0c7abd4503d101af96cd882f389a9b89d892728dd8a58d6876f5baf74147a7.gif

      • Ms Conduct

        Giggy! The most xanaxed dog in the world.

      • Digitus impudicus

        Me too, this guy is the ultimate representation of fugly.

        • I would burn my eyes out with hot sporks if I had to fuck that tub of lard. You just know he cried when he nutted in his obsession.

    • The_Truth_Hurts2012

      Judging from his cheeks, a skinny body builder.

    • Persephone

      Mmmm… mmmm….big sexy

      • JimU113

        You rang?

    • Isn’t this again the guy who sang that terrible song about how “Jen Wilke’s friggen hot”? Or is this a seperate, unfortunate [looking] loser that she has to tolerate n’ tug [some businesses substitute “tolerate” with “rub” for marketing purposes]?

      • DirtyPopArt

        that song was fucking ridiculously stupid

    • 2bottlebrawler

      Go in Instagram, search jenwilke, then click on tags, click on the one that says #jenwilke 73, then scroll down to the guy in the picture, he says, “their talking about my ex girlfriend.” Then you hear the $10,000 from GoFundMe, his site was boring, didn’t spend much time scrolling, was looking for a pic of Jen. I also didn’t look at the other 73 #jenwilke pics. Might be worth a look!!!

      • DirtyPopArt

        lol thats hilarious

    • Darlene Conner

      thought she was a lesbo lol

    • lily

      That is her new money tit Clayton Crowe . He stalks girls like Jen and she is the one cheap enough to go for him .

  • Like, why make such a statement ? Does this bitch wake up and convince herself people give a fuck or believe her phony Jim Henson creation ass? Better yet, please make another impromptu declaration of authenticity by announcing that you never do real work, never get to liking the smell of old man leathery nutsack and give bjs like a dead robot. Then I’ll buy that you don’t Photoshop and you’re a true fuckin alien.

    • JimU113

      That’s the sort of statement a guilty party makes.

  • Sir TTP

    An Argentine Malbec somehow bottled in Northern California? Umm – congrats Hooman? I’m imagining this “vintage” has distinctive notes of repeated failure, alopecia totalis and his wife’s Xanax-laced urine.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ab81b7f549b844c000bded586ad308790c7207c332a3c46b56eb290189b247af.jpg

    • JimU113

      Now with the refreshing taste of flatulence and sweaty armpits.

      • The_Truth_Hurts2012

        LOL, probably just rebottled mad dog with a higher price tag.

        • JimU113

          They could only dream of being that high a quality.

          • From the folks who brought you Two Buck Chuck comes Four Cent Gent featuring our favorite Persian poser

          • JimU113

            Even then, they’re heftily overcharging.

      • And subtle notes of cilantro spiced gingras piss.

        • JimU113

          It’s more like cannabis.

    • The_Truth_Hurts2012

      Best line of the day, “I’m imagining this “vintage” has distinctive notes of repeated failure, alopecia totalis and his wife’s Xanax-laced urine.”

      • Sir TTP

        Bless you my child. May you find the solice and comfort in life’s journey that has been bestowed upon Mr. Sharkey through out Lord and Savior (save the multiple convictions, outstanding warrants and ongoing lawsuits).

    • AP

      Lol nice with the urine reference. That weird ass story where nik would make chicks piss for him and examine their urine. What a weirdo!

      • Darlene Conner

        I think that I must have been absent on the day of this convo…?

        • AP

          It was on a post on TD a few years back. Nik said he would make chicks pee before having sex with them and would examine it. Grody.

          • Darlene Conner

            I can’t imagine what that would tell him other than if they are dehydrated or drank a lot of coffee for breakfast LOL.

    • o3mta3o

      I’m sure it’s just some home made wine from one of those DIY kits.

  • Made out of pipe cleaners!

  • JimU113

    They swap it out. It’s like alternate side of street parking.

  • JimU113

    Like the owner.

  • Ms Conduct

    Ruh Ro, Kina has gone private. Could the IRS be knocking on her door? Is Freddy Fags being investigated for narcotics? Or, is #Moguladouche hounding her DM looking for a shoulder to cry on? So many possible scenarios… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/06fc0bdd008ed219f4f8c16b25e6591d92c07293d7a344c014de11fe46a30e6e.jpg

    • Seriously

      Lol she’s probably just trying to increase her followers.

      • Ms Conduct

        Ppppft, she’s not near as entertaining as Sharkey.

    • She seems to have spelt “wino” wrong!
      That’s a shame.

  • JimU113

    https://twitter.com/maximus5163/status/799289736980467712

    I hate to tell Scars this, but that translates to “You look like an alien.”

    • Darlene Conner

      totes does.

  • Omg Google Shelley duvall and Dr phil. He’s disgusting and she makes me so freakin sad!

  • She’s desperate AF if she let him post this or if he made her do it. She controls her SM shit pretty tight and he has to be bankrolling the whole grifter- clan for us to see this vomitheaver of a pic

  • Ms Conduct
  • The hobo bag and mister peepers frames. On fleek

  • No…not sure what’s going on yet…just go thru Disqus for now

    • Sammi Jo

      Ok ☺

      • Ms Conduct

        Queen said the site was down due to maintenance and that it would brb.

        • Sammi Jo

          Thank you!!!

  • Ms Conduct

    Just in case someone doesn’t know or didn’t see it on Instagram. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a10aa39634170f2282a96a8855c1fd442752e3bd1a8647c5ae06398c147815e8.png

    • We’re baaaaaaaack!

      • Ms Conduct

        Phew, I’m so glad to hear that!

  • Twas all fucky m’dear. Should be ok now

  • countryjew

    When you’ve swallowed you so much white cum that you just become white power. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6d5257accac1da91fdea4d33d397d0fa75fb289350d28d50c9a706fecd6d61e4.png

    • OldWineBox

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/391201687105fc1c62d753fd4b00473cd714de176d916d81e6771b42727f4d62.jpg

      A true brain trust. Glad to see she’s finally found the crowd that exudes intellectual prowess and garners such overwhelming respect worldwide. Hold on, I have to spit in my sarcasm bucket. Carry on.

      • The_Truth_Hurts2012

        she’s a smart one.

      • Doesn’t she have a juggalo gathering to entertain? Hashtag: Hot bags o piss

        https://youtu.be/jC5UlZVFbSg

        • Darlene Conner

          That is my favorite video. My husband saw it in person (I am so ashamed to admit that) and she almost got knocked t f out! Typically I don’t condone violence or pieces of shit but KARMA.

          • We talked about that before and that convo waz hilarious. I’m glad u reminded me. I get a kick out of your xonfessions. The other one was when you said you worked at Subway once and still couldn’t get the smell of plastic and pedo outa yourself lmaooo

          • Darlene Conner

            No shame in my game but I can’t speak for the Mr.

      • Spartacus

        I just want to grab her by the shoulders and shake the stupid out of her.

        • Punky B.

          There’s not enough hours in the day for that one.

        • Darlene Conner

          Well…she would be dead because that is all that’s in her brain. Stupid.

      • MissArgentina

        Lawd. I can’t with this gremlin.

      • AssholeConsulting

        I genuinely think she fried something from constant meth use.

  • nancy young

    The motherfuckin lighter King. Why was he called that? I’m too lazy to check dirty

    • Submission on the Lighter King is in the works. Watch this space!

      • nancy young

        STFU. He “made” Tits on a walking, talking stick Wilke

      • DirtyPopArt

        oh nice. i want to see that

      • Allie

        when? I got to see this. I remember he flipped when they posted about him on the dirty.

      • Allie

        i’m waiting for this!!!!!!

    • Maia

      He sells hookers personalized cigarette lighters.

  • JimU113

    No worry. It’s booming at Applebee’s, and blooming at Outback.

  • The_Truth_Hurts2012

    what?? Banned.. pfff, never think the worse..
    if you can’t get on, I just blame QOT for not paying her power bill on time or blame it on a blizzard.
    I know she’ll have it up and running the next day. Direct deposit rules !! 😉

  • JimU113

    Thank you. I try.

    • Lol!!!

    • AP

      Whyyyyy does she does thisssss???? I don’t understanddddd and it drives me fucking insane!

    • Darlene Conner

      She’s an idiot but she is looking better than she has in a long time!

    • Spartacus

      She doesn’t look like a “little person” but her proportions…. I just can’t get my head around what looks off…

      • Miranda Rights

        Spartacus, I recently just spent (10) days in England and it was amazing. So beautiful!

        • Spartacus

          Lovely! Where abouts did you visit? I have to say, you probably enjoyed some horrid weather. It’s been raining constantly over the last few weeks, but there is a good reason that England is so green and plesant! I come from the Cotswolds, and it is indeed beautiful there.

          • Miranda Rights

            My boyfriend lived in Farnham (Surrey area?) until 18 then he moved to London to attend Univeristy so I got to see his old childhood home, schools and etc. He moved to LA (6) years ago for work.

            His family lives in the countryside near Chichester (Sussex area?) now and we went to Arundel and Portsmouth and some others.

            All the little towns are so cute! I felt like I was in a Harry Potter movie.

            I loved all the castles and he took me to Windsor castle. Then we took the train to London and spent a couple days down there. I thought London was incredible.

            The weather was cold and wet, but not nearly as cold as I was expecting. I had Under Armour beneath my jeans and coats and scarves and boots. I was prepared lol

          • Spartacus

            Lovely. I lived near Farnham in the erm…. very late 1980s when I was… err… just about 5?

            Anywho, Arundel is lovely, Portsmouth less so 🙂

            I think technically, you went UP to London, but I’m just being a pedant. I’m glad you liked it, I still work in london a couple of days a week and I think it’s one of the world’s greatest cities.

            Funnily enough, I lived in a village next to Windsor so would often wander into the town with the missus, nice place to amble around, perhaps a tad touristy. Winter was best when it was quieter.

          • AmericanTopTeam

            Makes me want to visit

      • Dr.Christian Troy

        She has the exact same proportions as a Bratz doll.

      • I sort glass

        She has t-Rex arms

      • o3mta3o

        It’s cause with that leg she’s both short and tall. It messes with ya more than Photoshop messes with her face.

    • Seriously

      I scrolled through her IG longer than I’d like to admit hoping that she had a “candid” walking video like all the other IG hookers & sure enough she did! The person recording couldn’t stop laughing I assume it’s because she walks like she has one peg leg.

    • AmericanTopTeam

      Wtf is up with her legs… If she is handicapped I don’t want to make fun of her

    • ToiletSitter69

      GIMP GIMP GIMP. The soles of all of her beat ass bebe shoes must be hilarious

    • AssholeConsulting

      Maybe gimpy here should invest in some corrective surgery instead of blowing money on shoes she’s going to limp around in. This is one of the best examples of the misuse of money by the IG horde.

  • Zackly. Lmao

  • Darlene Conner

    more like peepee fleek.

  • Darlene Conner

    Its “injection derp”.

  • Darlene Conner

    Her whole life is a filter. She turned on the whore filter and forgot to ever turn it back off.

  • Persephone

    “Uhmmmm” is right. Did someone just TRY to have a philosophical moment?

  • miss piglet
  • MissArgentina

    I haven’t posted in a long time but I always keep up. You are my very favorite commenter.

    • Dr.Christian Troy

      I will never forget “struggle wig!”

  • It is better to just shoot yourself in the skull and die.

    `~Dawn Davenport~~

    • Persephone

      LMAO!!

  • It is better to admit your bulldog can catch a dick easier than you.

    `lao tzu

  • Maia

    I’ve been in the fucking backwoods of Virginia! Help! I can’t keep up with the ZW Nation! Fucking government.

    • Spartacus

      Should that be pronounced Gubmint?

    • DirtyPopArt

      there is a lighter king post coming out soon

      • Maia

        Awesome!

        • DirtyPopArt

          i can’t wait to see this. Btw i boston bound for 5 daysm that’s your hood right?

          • Maia

            Yes!!! Are you from this area?

          • DirtyPopArt

            I am from Maine but live in LA now. I travel a lot to New England for work though.

          • Maia

            And I travel away from home for work. My older brother lives in York Beach.

          • DirtyPopArt

            oob here

          • Maia

            Love oob!

      • The guy who can’t fucking get over Jen wilke like King of all betas?

        • DirtyPopArt

          i dont know. i just heard there was some intel on him in the works. From what i have seen online he is def over Jen Wilke though.

  • Sir TTP
    • Sir TTP

      And looks like Tricia Evans already baked her a congratulatory cake…

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/77f7ec421d013d4feed4085cc2a3ec22a5ad2428399f377dd1cb62e065b5c1e3.jpg

    • Yayss bitch, herpes is forever and it spreads. Enjoy!

    • countryjew

      IRS audit?

      Kurt Benz proposed?

      Filter feature on Snapchat not working?

      Had 4 different trainers tell her she may actually have to work out in an actual gym to get rid of her noticeable belly?

    • Sweater Puppies

      Ohhh, the suspense!!

    • Dead Man’s Dog

      Preggers

    • Dr. Butts McGee, PhD

      She had 4 likes?! Some fans she has!

    • Any news on this yet?

      My money is on her being sued for not disclosing her collection of STDs

    • Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!

      I have learned one thing in my life: never say it cannot get worse because it always does. I am beginning to think I should be teaching ho-bag 101.

  • Digitus impudicus

    thank you so much, AG! XOXO!

  • Donnie Darko
    • Penza

      Will they make a Melania one? … or is she one already.

      • The_Truth_Hurts2012

        Don’t know, but the Hillary one doesn’t seem to be selling

        • Penza

          Trump might want one.

  • JimU113

    And to you too, Sammi.

  • JimU113

    You’re welcome and thank you.
    And remember: Eat only to the edge of unconsciousness. The wine will do the rest.

  • JimU113

    Thank you. that’s why they pay me the small bucks.

  • Happy Turkey Day ZW!

    Turkey Challenge:
    Post your best Turkey Day meme here!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/898fc9f0b400c4c2699fdd5e57e238e274e778108a50e1b7ab64d61969a20c30.jpg

  • Dr.Christian Troy

    Sharkey has to post a picture of his struggle feast today!

  • Punky B.

    Happy Thanksgiving ZW Fam! Hope everyone has/had a great day! Be safe if you’re going shopping, the crazies are out!

  • Fuck no!!!

  • Ms Conduct

    Hell no! I have to go take a Xanax now, just from seeing those images.

  • Ms Conduct

    Fabulous! Good luck! One time in my life I did it…never. ever. again.

  • countryjew

    Walmart warfare is the best

    • My daughter reminded me one year on black Friday that I’d been telling her for years that the elbow is the best weapon on your body when she started going to concerts…just push those bitches the fuck away on either side. I don’t even like to fucking haggle prices in mexico- I’ll be fucking damned if I’m gonna wrestle with some bitch for a toaster

    • Penza

      Geeze, that was so disturbing, I could only take 2 minutes. The guy with the big white ass was funny. They were trying to steal his box, and he wouldn’t let go to pull his pants up. I’m surprised someone didn’t yank them down, so he’d have to let go. Crowds scare the crap outta me.

  • JimU113

    Just to get some DVDs for someone’s Christmas gift. Ironically, the line for the DVDs/video games was much more civilized than the other parts. Once time hit, you could hear people making noise in the main aisle, like cattle heading for the food trough.Just about everyone in the DVD line looked back with a WTF expression.

  • JimU113

    Plus getting a movie and seven TV seasons for myself (in addition to the gifts) for less than $88 is a plus as well.

  • I think it’s hilarious. I’d kill a bitch at that shit. Never never will you see me there. I ftfo at long cashier lines on a regular day and bail…just no.

  • I can’t do “a few stores” on a damn weekday. I have to literally psych myself up to grocery shop. I do better shopping at night. Funny, but idgaf about crowds on the Subway it doesn’t even faze me- lol I wedged my skinny ass on a train and left my ex husband standing on the platform mouthing “what the fuck?” Years ago. I waz crying laughing too.

  • Very well said and seconded. We’ve missed you bmpp.

  • Spartacus

    Yes by the way, I hope all my American friends here on the ZWN had a happy Thanksgiving day. I’m guessing everyone is now shopping till they drop…ping.

    • Penza

      The parking lot was totally full, so we turned around and left. I hate crowds, I just wanted to experience it once for myself, but I’m sure I’d hate it.

  • The_Truth_Hurts2012

    they make those? I want a pair for my girl

  • Luke Duke

    Same. Love going to airports for same reason.

  • Luke Duke

    Are you a prepper Sammi J?

  • JimU113

    Apparently Scars has an online store.
    https://www.instagram.com/p/BNN6-QdBlKS/?taken-by=khloe

    Fit tea and blowjobs at overblown prices. And yes, that was intentional.

  • The_Truth_Hurts2012

    POST A LINK WOMAN….you’re killing me here.. search ? zombie high heels?

  • Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!

    So I just got a new car, and it will be my last (for a number of reasons), now I have to learn how to drive it.. I have never really had a sports car before.

    • Ms Conduct

      Good for you, be careful and have FUN! You’ll figure it out quickly.

    • Penza

      Congrats! One word of advice, just because you’re little and you can get away with it, don’t think you can weave in and out of traffic. Almost everyone else is big and won’t see you until its too late.
      Do you mean its a stick shift when you say you have to learn how to drive it?

      • Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!

        No, I haven’t driven a stick-shift in 10 years. I am just used to driving vehicles that handle like tanks. I am happy with it, and my brother is laughing like crazy at my attempts to drive it.

  • DirtyPopArt
    • Spartacus

      “I’ve heard to it all before”?? eh?

    • CHUBSTAAA

      Wow, she was a cutie! Too bad she chooses to look 20yrs older.

  • Penza

    It’s my favorite free thing to do in the city.

  • Donnie Darko
    • I seriously think she gave up the charade long ago and just shows up to Johns next photoshoot location with messy hair and no makeup. I can’t understand why he still edits the make up using some cheap app, it looks terrible.

      • Sweater Puppies

        John Gray does the photography and editing?

    • The_Truth_Hurts2012

      put down the booze.. walk away

      • The hikarious part is the minute she relaxes the hoe posing and let’s say sits down for some water and boundless compliments and flattery from plasticman that bathing suit looks like a jockstrap squeezing giant balls.

  • JimU113

    As in each has extra stains from a client.

  • JimU113

    Amirirte?

  • JimU113

    Thank you. Now for a cup of Braino to remove the stains from my mind.

  • Donnie Darko

    What have you won Sharkey? The judge won’t even let you see your daughter unsupervised because of your extensive criminal record and upcoming court cases. What results? That house looks nothing like the Las Vegas struggle estates you live in. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6db7d44755f2622b955cce50f6b823d89f923f18d7065a446895825f0e7b9d2d.png https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f23716648329f9b87fc9e014870fd53c8a500814931692b454c035dda2aa538a.png https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6f5f0ea36a266049aacc135d00302eca387842f548116fdc7a1db5fb1a0cb736.png

    • Karen

      Is he still attending those basement church meetings?

  • JimU113

    Yep, because it’s a struggle to retain one’s lunch after seeing Scars.

  • JimU113

    After eating a Peanut.

  • Spartacus

    Windowlicker

  • Sir TTP

    Anyone peeked at the Clark County site lately? A little activity on the Sharkster side, including this new gem…
    ..

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3dd3af27100b27f4aab90486eb915942cbb3762304312b6813c360db6885a86e.jpg

    • countryjew

      I would say A LOT of activity actually.

      1) As previously mentioned, yes, Sharkey racked up yet another new ticket for driving without a license. At least he almost made it three months this time.

      2) A warrant was issued for an older one. This means next time he gets pulled over he goes direct to jail, correct?

      3) Late notices sent on two other tickets.

      4) The mysterious battery trial for January (the MGM one, not the DV one) seemed to have been pushed back with the original January 23rd bench trial now becoming just a status check.

      5) Finally, he had a court appearance this morning for his domestic violence trial in February. As you can see, he was once again “admonished” not to have any contact with Mrs. Sharkey. Additionally, he has a new lawyer, Robert Langford. Check out his digs below.

      Mr. Langford also acts in some local theatrical productions: http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/crime-courts/lawyer-high-profile-criminal-cases-moonlights-actor

      “Most recently, in his time away from the courthouse, Langford is taking one of the lead roles in “The Eight: Reindeer Monologues,” a dark comedy about sexual assault at the North Pole. Somehow, wearing a costume of headband antlers, a gray sport coat, gray slacks and a black turtleneck, Langford manages to convince the audience that he’s the father of Rudolph, now catatonic after witnessing the attack.”

      Godspeed Sharkey. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0c2061fc4c35e37adf055f50fd6843007f342966e1711662556d9c6b8b0d3424.png https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cd39f3cd869c49a459337848b0707481a6a6e0794f36cca6d61c95bce8892aa4.png

      • chris

        In case anyone missed it, the address is 616. Nice grass.

      • Donnie Darko

        How does he keep getting pulled over 3-4-5 times with a suspended license and they don’t tow his truck? It looks like Robert Langford is just for the domestic battery trial. I can’t tell if the MGM trial was just delayed or were the charges dropped? He currently has no attorney for it. Is Amber Robinson still the family court custody lawyer? He also has another lawyer for the traffic stuff. You may be right, he has to be selling dope on a small scale to afford all this. He currently has 3 attorneys retained, I’m sure they require retainers up front.

        • countryjew

          No one is living a middle-class lifestyle with a $50000 truck handing out flyers four hours a day. All signs point to selling drugs.

          It does look with this new warrant he will go to jail next traffic stop. Which given his driven history will probably occur in the next six weeks.

          • Donnie Darko

            Seems like Robert Langford is a pretty highly regarded, well known criminal defense attorney in Las Vegas.

            Langford and Weckerly also sat on opposite sides of the courtroom in the trial of George Tiaffay, who was convicted of hiring a homeless man to kill his wife.

            Meanwhile, Langford prepped for trial in the case of Otis Holland, who was once featured on the “America’s Most Wanted” television program after he fled to Mexico while facing sex charges in Las Vegas. This time, though, the lawyer would be on the other side of the law, working as a special prosecutor.

            It’s a role Langford has played before. He spent the first 7½ years of his career as a district attorney, including a stint prosecuting sex crimes. Holland’s trial is expected to start early next month.

            In the past, Langford has defended such high-profile clients as Adam “Pacman” Jones, the NFL player charged for his role in a 2007 strip club melee, and Xiao Ye Bai, a Chinese assassin convicted of stabbing another man 32 times inside a crowded karaoke bar.

            David Stanton, another prosecutor in the Ammar Harris Strip killings, said Langford works “ethically” and is respected among attorneys on both sides of the law.

            “He’s a professional to deal with,” Stanton said. “And I mean that in the utmost kind of evaluation of someone you work with in an adversarial relationship. He has honesty and integrity in how he interacts with us.”

            I wonder if he can avoid prison for #Moguladouche? He can’t be cheap. I may call and inquire about his rates. Far cry from strip mall lawyer Gerald Neal.

          • chris

            An attorney with ethics and respected withing the legal community yet he is working with our very own James Sharkey? Well there goes that reputation!?! Mind officially blown!

          • I wonder if Pasture Whatever had a hand in it…anything to get Sharkey off his nutsack

          • Maia

            Remember the road trip to Mexico?

        • OCgirl12

          This is EXACTLY my fuckin question WTF ?!!

        • TheTruth

          They for sure towed his truck. Maybe that’s why he’s been radio silent, no way to get to Yardhouse for happy hour @ 3pm or the gym for his photoshoots.

        • Katie

          Some of them could be free through some form of a public help system. I have a good friend who is a lawyer in Los Angeles and takes on a few cases for free through an agency called the Public Law System. People who cannot afford lawyers go there and their cases get put out into the database, and lawyers who participate with the agency can pick them up.

          I can’t see him even having 100 dollars in his bank account, let alone enough to afford three separate lawyers.

          • TheTruth

            Correct. They’re called conflict attorneys, usually private practice lawyers who have time to pick up indigent clients’ cases. The State picks up the tab, like $80/hour. Better Call Saul does this at the beginning.

      • Penza

        Jew, I’m pounding my fist on my thigh. EXCELLENT work! Cute little house.

      • This makes no fucking sense…Trying to spare Harris’s life “was exceedingly difficult because he was very remorseful,” Langford said. “But I couldn’t show that to the jury.”. So, you have an obviously guilty client facing the chair and you don’t arrange a plea ? And George Tiaffay (guilty AF BTW) gets anally raped daily – no wonder he is accepting Sharkey level clients. Smh

    • It would be hilarious if Moguladouche got pulled over and arrested while on his way to his supervised visitation at Donna’s House. That would look wonderful with the Family Courts…LMFAO!!!

      • The_Truth_Hurts2012

        maybe Andrea will give him some booze while he’s there, then call the cops on him when he drives home.

        • Penza

          I really don’t get why guys like him would be so driven to have some kind of rights to a baby. He doesn’t even seem like the baby type. I wouldn’t leave this guy alone with a kitten, much less a crying, tiny human. It’s more for the drama and his ego if you ask me.

          • miss piglet

            Right!!! That creeps me the fuck out.

          • Absolutely….every fucking guy who splits with their baby mama suddenly wants full custody…because fuck child support lolol

    • Dead Man’s Dog
    • Penza

      I hope his fellow churchgoers pick up the tab for him. Some people never learn and he’s one of them.

    • Jesus…Sharkey drives worse than old people running to the Golden Nugget for the buffet.

  • New post coming soon, have an urgent matter to attend to this morning and will post asap.

  • Penza

    Sharty and his pet Foo Dog. What did he do with his basket full of expensive tiger kittens? Don’t tell me he made them up!

    • Ms Conduct

      I’m hoping that they’re a complete fabrication.

      • Penza

        I’m sure they were just props, he never mentions them or takes selfies with them, if they were real, we’d know it. 😉

  • Ghost Girl
    • So this is how a man desperate to get visitation let alone custody explains his use of “medical” marijuana.

    • chris

      Anyone catch the .20 cent pen in the shirt pocket? #MonteBlancvsBic

  • Donnie Darko
    • Lol. That thing on the right looks manlier than FreddyFags

    • Dr. Butts McGee, PhD

      Is this a costume? Dollar store aka Stuggle Fairy? I just realized that I should specify given that Freddy is in the picture-talking about Kina.

  • Punky B.

    Ok ppl I have broke down & made an Instagram account. If ya get a request it’s me. It starts with an r

  • Flo was a wild woman! She banged it out with Greg and admits she got crabs from mayor Lindsay lmao! Love her! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/775e5b30a5bc5e3d867ee7be6c8132b86ea0466c7871a511bfb157989415ed46.png

  • miss piglet

    I think he meant to type ‘Savant’. Like as in Idiot Savant!! Dude can sure fuck shit up like no other!!

    • miss piglet

      Someone seriously needs to start charting his level of delusions. I bet we would start to see some patterns emerge.

      End of the month?? Rent due at the Struggle Estates? Truck payment due (don’t for get that 56% apr)?? Sharkey starts to feel shitty, goes on a bender and pines for his little meth-head stripper ex wife.

        • Dr. Butts McGee, PhD

          This guy is seriously my favourite! I have no social media but I am tempted to get it just yo keep up to date with his status updates! Way better than reality TV!

        • The Beav

          Holy shit…buckle up buttercups this is going to get interesting. They both “wanted the same things in the end” (quote from his FB) What are those things? To live at Cat Piss Manor and have meth parties?

          Direct quote “in the end we both just wanted that same thing which is what brought us together to begin with”

          • Sir TTP

            This will not end well. Sharks is delusional. A few days ago he was (once again) admonished in court with Andrea present to have no contact. Now he’s stating they’re having conversations?

            I actually feel somewhat bad for this idiot, and what appears to be a complete abandonment of parental guidance from, well, his parents.

          • The Beav

            Agree but maybe the parents are fed up and just want nothing to do with it….

          • Pat Hetic

            Abuse. They both want the highs of the makeup after a blowout and they’re addicted to drama. That poor little baby.

        • Miranda Rights
        • Sammi Jo
          • The Beav

            I love Bobby Hill….I still watch that show.

          • My friends son prank callef a pizzeria being Hank hill it waz hysterically funny. Wish I taped it. Gahhhhhh

        • Donnie Darko

          She’s going to be fucking drug dealers with little Ilo Jr sleeping in the crib while Sharkey is out working on the strip.

      • The Beav

        We may need another dedicated thread for this upcoming saga.

    • His bubble butt is bigger than hers lmao

  • Donnie Darko
  • The Beav
  • Donnie Darko

    If you were a Vegas odds maker what would you set the line at on how long it lasts? I’d set it at 2 weeks.

    • Sammi Jo

      I’ll go 3 weeks…one week for her to get “moved in” …one week for “selfies and expired chicken dinners at Struggle Estates” …and one week for “drama, social media TMI, and her to move out”

  • Donnie Darko

    Anyone here familiar with criminal law? Can she just refuse to cooperate or testify and the D.A. will be forced to drop the Domestic Battery charges?

    • Ms Conduct

      Couldn’t he go to jail for contact with her? Even if she wanted to see him? I’ve so many questions too, haha.

    • countryjew

      They may try and put pressure on her but ultimately this is the #1 reason why a case like this falls apart. He’s getting off.

    • Depends if she initiated the charges or if the police did it on her behalf

    • The_Truth_Hurts2012

      depends on the state as well

  • Penza

    Yes, but as he said, he tries not to do it too often. Lol.

  • Donnie Darko

    I wonder if there was a falling out with the family she is staying with or their son? She may be using him.

    • miss piglet

      Ummm….. she’s got to loose that baby weight fast. The stripper pole is calling her name. I’m guessing she is ramping up on the meth!

    • Dead Man’s Dog

      Andrea was staying with Tyrone…

  • Donnie Darko
    • Andrea

      I wonder what I’m getting for Christmas? James will you skip a car payment and buy me something nice?

      • The_Truth_Hurts2012

        so true, take the presents and run..
        He believes she wants him back. She just wants what every stripper wants……. $$

    • What the fuck does “Ilo” mean? Why is that roly poly pusbag Andrea obsessed with that stupid name? I hope the kid is real short…I low lolol. Nice move putting that kids info out there Retardky. Y’all got one of them social security numbers? I know a Muslim who could use one

    • Politically Incorrect

      No James. You will be in jail o Christmas. So shut the f up!!!

  • Donnie Darko

    Yet she’s cheated on you and tried to have you locked up for Domestic violence. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5ea5788180b370f65b52589f940301e40fec52db77ed2d3f4d191131bfe5fac3.png

    • Andrea

      Damn right!

  • I low IQ …you want eggloll?

  • That’s why he never leaves the house!

  • If that’s your idea of a “good dickin” I recommend sucking your own dick oh wait, licking your own fat snatch and banging it out with your hairbrush

    • Donnie Darko

      According to Kina and Trisha Evans it’s a tiny field mouse sized uncircumcised dick.

      • And yet, there was Kina picking her ass with it and Tricia running after with the thirst of a dehydrated rhino and about as much subtlety.

  • Donnie Darko

    Deborah is Andrea’s mom’s name and Ilo is her grandma’s name. She used Ilo has her stripper alias name when she stripped at Sapphire.

    • Politically Incorrect

      Sick wick to use grandmas name for your stripper name

      • Penza

        It’s an homage to her granny’s flapjacks.

  • shittystripper

    It’s bad for sure but I’ve seen sooooo much worse haha

    • Penza

      Yeah, something like Igor would be a bad choice.

  • shittystripper

    She probably misses the drugs now that she popped the kid out and can’t do all her usual crazy shit living with the church people.

    • countryjew

      And the BBC.

      Andrea is psyched. Dumbass Sharkey pays the bills while she lives that White Rock/Black Cock lyfe.

    • The_Truth_Hurts2012

      +100 she wants to go out and party and they are telling her, “no, you watch your own kid”.

      • AmericanTopTeam

        Yeah how dare they not be willing to watch her child from 11pm-7am and then keep her quiet during the day mommy has a hang over

  • countryjew

    aka “The Hebrew National”

  • countryjew
    • She looks fucking retarded. I coukd not have a conversation with somebody who had such an odd looking face.

      • countryjew

        She’s not really there for conversation.

        • even those not fortunate enough to um,, engage in the ultimate self-pleasure wouldnt be desperate enough to let that bobblehead suck it for them. would they? Only like Mister Burns or the Cryptkeeper would possibly want her to

    • Sammi Jo

      GAH! Why does she think this derpy AF expression is cute?! She looks like she’s drooling FFS!
      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3b56337cfe8b93c3fea74e516cb09ec13db6e3c2e2de20b6c11a7434f1151b17.jpg

    • shittystripper

      It’s hard for me to comprehend her “cheekbones”, it that just a massive blob of filler on each side?

    • Sweater Puppies

      Does filler go down over time? Her cheeks are ridiculous.

    • Penza

      That scared me more than the first pic.

    • Spartacus

      I’ll bet she can dislocate her jaw too…. for those extra chubby Gregs

  • countryjew

    Some of you may have noticed Jen WIlke’s lesbian lover Leah Dodds popping up in one of our threads trying to defend the Fake Calendar Queen.

    Leah https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5372733491ba147cadc19a5714a97943fb99b9cf6c7521e07a195be0736b2b3a.png definitely likes the drinky.

    • And grabbing pussay!!

    • DirtyPopArt

      what can you find on Jens Mom Teresa Wilke

      • countryjew

        nothing

    • chris

      Look – I’m no angel and have had more than my share of big buzzes. But seriously – how in the hell do you rack up this many public intoxication? She’s gotta be a fucking mess!

  • countryjew
    • DirtyPopArt

      can you post a better version please. i cannot read this

      • DirtyPopArt

        nevermind i see it now

    • DirtyPopArt

      this should be it’s own post

      • countryjew

        Since it’s a misdemeanor I assume it was weed but imagine what her loser old men fans would think if they knew their little angel Jenny had a drug record…

        • Sir TTP

          Can’t be weed. In the State of Texas. PG (penalty group) 3 refers to things like Vicodin, Xanax, Valium, etc. I’m guessing it was Hydrocodone.

        • DirtyPopArt

          she also got off

      • Sir TTP

        Find out who Justin Cole is or details on what the substance was from Lily and submit something QOT will post it.

        • DirtyPopArt

          Justin Cole is probably the DA

        • DirtyPopArt

          Lily doesn’t know. its her first time hearing about thism Country Jew stumbled upon a dirty little secret.

    • DirtyPopArt

      you just exposed Wonkys darkest secret. Queen of Tarts give this guy a gold star.

  • Rick Sanchez
    • Penza

      Thank you, Jesus!!!! I was having #strugglewithdrawals.

  • Donnie Darko
    • The Beav

      I guess Art Basel is the beginning of thot season…similar to awards season in Hollywood.

      • TheTruth

        Art Basel has been the All-Star Game of hookers for a few years now. Every IG model/escort was there this past weekend.

  • 2bottlebrawler

    On the divorce heading the child’s name is, Ilo Nicole Stapleton. On 11/16/2016, there was a motion filed to amend the birth certificate and change the minor’s name, so maybe Sharkey got his way. Wasn’t Nicole the name of the stripper Sharkey dated for awhile?

  • BrendonBadgley

    So the UFC has now hired Lindsey Pelas but fired Chandella Powell because she had a porn past? Does being Dan Blizerians cum post not run a red flag? Called this tramp out on twitter and of course I got blocked in 2.2

    Glad to see this site is back up.

  • JimU113

    Last month Holly Wolf/Chicken Beak had gone on a rant about “disowning” the “white assholes” who voted for Trump (still trying to figure it out as she’s still Canadian), “Asians are superior” etc. Also, she’s been going on about how wonderful the Philippines are.

    Welp, Karma paid her a visit.

    https://www.facebook.com/plugins/post.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fa

    Basically, Philippine Airlines wanted to charge her $175 extra for a box of foam she plans to have someone use for her cosplay…er, she “would use for cosplay”…. with “People wanting to take pictures with her because they know her over there”. Also the airlines lost some of her luggage.

    Why do I have the feeling the only ones who wanted a picture with her were some nerds who wanted “proof” They know a ho?

  • Pat Hetic
  • Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!

    In regards to zwnation mobile apps, the android one is almost ready for the Queens review. After the Queen approves it, it will be submitted. I have to say the disqus API sucks.

  • smugjew

    I wanna see a Lighter King article. This guy made Jen Wilke lighters. Jen. Wilke. Lighters.

    Not even Beta level. This is a Gamma Male.

    • TheBlumpkin.com

      That’s one of the cringiest things I’ve ever seen.

      • smugjew

        How about the “Jenny is coming!” backing track.

        Painful.

  • smugjew

    Here’s what i think:

    The Lighter King didn’t just show up. He has been here all along. One person is behind Greg Fail, Inspector Ratchet, Dirty Pop Art, Allie and maybe others. That person is the Lighter King himself, Dave Kimball. Guy got his heart broken four years ago and has been on a vendetta ever since.

    Notice that unless it’s a Wilke thread these characters rarely show up?

    Notice how they all constantly say her exploits need media coverage, even going so far as to say it could be a TV movie?

    The Ligher King doesn’t want to destroy her. He wants to make her famous and then claim credit for it so he can win her back.

    Not to say that Wilke isn’t truly a POS but this guy isn’t much better. Fuck ’em both.

    What do you think?

    • Sammi Jo

      I did notice that certain commenters only show up on Wilke posts…I just figured it was because they had some sort of “personal” ties to the situation?

    • Ms Conduct

      You’re always fricking right!

      • It’s kinda creepy, huh?
        *cue another smug jew meme*

        • Ms Conduct

          Little bit. Any minute now…

    • OCgirl12

      FUCKIN CREEPY lol and diabolical. And yep funny those people are all show up every post !

    • AmericanTopTeam

      If you have 4 aliases and you talk to yourself on them… Might be time to log the fuck off

    • Pat Hetic

      I don’t know…but where did Prince go?

  • Lmfaooooo
    I’m meeeelllltingggg

    Ohhhhhh it’s the Lighter King!

  • Ms Conduct

    Good golly Ms Molly! Stuff is going down.

  • Sammi Jo
  • I’m not as stupid as I look

  • Ms Conduct
  • Sammi Jo

    Shit stains always bring a room together

    • Pat Hetic

      Man.

  • snail trail from when she sat in that spot (sans panties) blowing one of her regulars for Taco Bell $$

  • I lied. New post up.

  • smugjew

    Leah Dodds is a real person with a real arrest report but it is clear now that the “Leah” posting on here was another Lighter King alias.

    So when “Leah” was issuing proclamations like “Jenny is a celebrity” and “Jenny is going to be in the Hollywood hills” those were actually the Lighter King’s own thoughts. He wants her to be famous SO BAD.

    I’ll guess he was behind the “Team Wilke” account that used to post here too. Impersonating your stalker crush online. Not healthy.

    http://i.giphy.com/l0HlDDq6NiK5rgGlO.gif

    • Leah is the lesbian that Jenny was caught with.
      Lily is legit too

      • But that wasn’t her arguing w cj last week. That shit was butane to the max.

        • Nope that was Dave Kimball too. I’m going to assume he’s regretting blowing up my inbox right about now.

  • That mirror gets grimier each day. Better than the blur filter for disguising pock marked junkie skin, I suppose.

  • I fucking told him he was gonna have a bad time if he fucked with DDD…

  • Oh fuck yeah.

  • I’m so curious where starkweather went and who he left her stanky ass for.

  • Ms Conduct

    I ❤️ you, DDD. Don’t you ever change.

  • LMAO!!!!

  • Penza

    I bet she can chew gum with her ass muscles.

  • OCgirl12

    Fucking grossssss

  • TwoTrickPony

    I reached out to Jen through a friend of a friend offering the chance for her to clear the air as it relates to all of this. We have heard from Lily the sister-in-law obviously, but I’m sure we’d all be curious to hear from Jen and get her take on Leah, Greg Hail, The Lighter King and some of the most recent stuff others have alleged.

    I have heard back from her, and it sounds positive that this will happen. ZW wants to keep it open for all to comment and defend themselves (as long as they name names in their own defense) so more updates as they come.

    • smugjew

      She’s just gonna lie about everything.

  • I’m hoping the next one says “property of Cletus” done with a bic pen in the joint mafucka!!!

  • TwoTrickPony

    Well, it took a while for me to state my case after she learned my disqus name, and she stated she might be more comfortable speaking to a woman, so I suggested Dawn Davenport and that seemed OK.

  • The_Truth_Hurts2012

    Only if his taste buds were working

  • He really does make lighters. Don’t accept one for free or you’ll be sooorrryyyy

  • Miranda Rights
    • Hahahaha shittest impersonator ever. He’d have better luck getting Jen back than tryna fool the ZW Nation!

  • Ms Conduct

    Seagulls, funniest lip reading I’ve ever seen.

    • I have never seen star wars. It was a point of honor in the 90s. Also I read Lord of the rings and thought it blowed. Don’t hate me.

      • Ms Conduct

        Haha! I wasn’t a huge fan of Star Wars. Her type of guy is a little nerdy. So, I told her she had to watch the movies.

  • Donnie Darko
  • Alrighty, I’m kicked back by the pool in a comfy lounge chair – who are we roasting today, ZW? I saw the Babes In Toyland shenanigans but didnt see any post worthy shit other than Nicolette looking like someone shoved an apple up her ass. What else ya got, ZW? (Lighter King post is on the horizon, don’t worry)
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/97c76747ee3b37aa818ad40ac9cf49586cab25a687b772d88bc80faac2460dd9.jpg

  • shittystripper

    She was getting kinda lumpy and thick there for a second but it looks like shes on that heartbreak (*cough* meth *cough*) diet now.

  • smugjew

    Midnight (((deep thoughts))…

    I wonder if Sharkey inadvertently scuttled the Andrea reconciliation by announcing it on Facebook? It might have made things slightly awkward for her if she’s still living with her boyfriend and his family.

    Fast fact: He now owes $5146 in unpaid traffic citations. Six open citations total, five of which came in the last six months.

    • I recommend a good wank to soothe your worried mind, cj.

      • Penza

        He can toot his own horn, very impressive.
        As far as the Sharkster goes, I think he believes his own bullsh*t lies…
        If thou thinkest it, it shall be done. #Imabigfatfraud.

  • Breaking news! Jojo the catfaced cunt wilded out and clawed her boyfriends face! Right after he coughed up a hairball from licking her pussy! Meow!!

  • Miranda Rights

    I just wanted to let everyone know that you can pre-order my 2017 calendar now!

    Sneak peak of my most recent photo shoot. I’m going to use this one for the month of August.

    BTW Fritos/Lays, you owe me big $$$ for the free advertising

    And Fireball company…you can go fuck yourselves https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/aa94dd87278856110a6f9dbd30885b22a80e4db3e76e5bb90f7a6b17f5a4f673.jpg

  • AmericanTopTeam

    Dani Summers the Playmate who tweeted the picture of the 70yr old woman changing at the gym is going to trial my fingers are crossed she gets some jail time…even 30 days just something to show her how unimportant she really is.

  • AmericanTopTeam

    Yeah it sucks he got played… But Bro… Let it go… You thought about killing yourself over that?? Time to seek some counseling

    • He totally posted that on TD to get her attention. The closest he gets to suicide is the third empty pizza box. He loves the shit out of himself. Fear not, my altruistic and soft hearted hottie

  • €r2
    • Aww look at Fugly Jugs.

      • €r2

        What worse is she probably is bragging about that she hangs out with chris brown. (Very famous singer)

        • Chris Brown is a bipolar uninhibited rage rich ass punk. He really is mentally ill and hugely talented, although IMO he looks like the black version of Charlie Brown and I can’t make myself unsee it. He flies into rages at women on the reg. I hope he rips her tits off and beats her down with them, then makes an Ed gein mask and bodybag out of them

          • €r2

            İt definetely very obivous that he has some mental problems:)

          • The fact that he would share the same air w her is a 5150 hold

    • Pat Hetic

      Why are they all dressed like clowns?

      • €r2

        Because they are clown. (All fake personality)

  • TheBlumpkin.com

    I said months ago the guy wasn’t right. His obsession with Wilke goes beyond humor. He’s either:

    – The guy she dumped for Hale.
    – The woman Hale dumped for Wilke.
    – The ultimate beta.

    Wilke is about as interesting as she is attractive. Quit trying to make it happen, donkey lips.

  • Pat Hetic

    came here to get away from the dirty. Stayed for the comments. Check back every few days for the ddd rants, as they make life worth living.

  • Lol! Rollinggunt the Buffalo Lover

  • Dead Man’s Dog

    Well I’ve been thinking about submitting a “Christmas Confessions” thread where we can unburden ourselves of naughty secrets and start the new year fresh.

    I sometimes go to my friend’s homes for Christmas parties, see if they have a cat, and then I take a big shit in their litter box.

    What naughty things do you do??

    • Ooh me likey this idea

      • Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!

        The Christmas Confessions, or the big shit in the litterbox?

    • chris

      GOLD!

  • Donnie Darko
  • Donnie Darko
    • No wonder the Prince has not been around. Photoshoots galore

  • Donnie Darko
    • Dead Man’s Dog

      I love ‘quite time’. It’s kind of like ‘quiet time’ but you sit in a room with a retard and don’t say anything.

    • smugjew

      For a guy who’s never finished a book his entire life he sure likes taking pictures of them.

    • Spartacus

      WTf is “Quite time”…. well, quite!

  • The Beav

    Or Sacadesuxscocks?

    • Sammi Jo

      LMAO

  • Donnie Darko
  • Donnie Darko
  • smugjew
    • Donnie Darko

      Holy s*it!!! He wasn’t lieing.

    • chris

      Shirt speaks volumes.

    • Spartacus

      Does it say “shit” below the line on the tshirt we can read.

      • Lol I said this same thing a second ago…great minds…

        • Spartacus

          Indeed, and sorry I hadn’t spotted your post!

      • Penza

        It could say Pipsqueak, that would fit as well.

    • miss piglet
    • Beach bod? How about waterlogged mummified fucking face! Dude needs a facial…or maybe just use soap? I hope that shrt says “dip” and “shit” on the back

      • The Beav

        He needs to be hosed down in oil…dude is Hella ashy and dry

    • The Beav

      I always say…I miss a day on here and I miss a lot!

    • Ghost Girl

      I’m kinda disappointed in this shit. Like seriously…what the hell is going on? And what the fuck is up with those crevasses in his ugly ass face? Gah!

    • OCgirl12

      So I am just sooo confused on this whole thing. So they’re back together obvi. What about all this talk of the baby not being his or it being another race ? Is that debunked ?

    • Spartacus

      Do you think they are back together on the basis that Sharkey has agreed to watch quietly whilst Andrea gets ploughed by the various dealers in the area. Is he a happy little cuckold?

  • Sammi Jo

    LMFAO! I guarantee this holiday season we’ll see him “upgrade” his look. “#NoFilter” https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bcf078251743f05bba1ae2ed4dc2eb66429f546e41c7a8d8c64e9392d14475da.jpg

    • smugjew

      Just wait for the self-aggrandizing posts about his child-rearing prowess:

      “Today I went out and bought baby formula for my daughter. #goodfather #goodcitizen #familyfirst #blest”

  • smugjew

    A 180 word run-on sentence about how God is speaking to him through poopy diapers…

    2017: Year Of The Shark

  • Breaking news from Detroit…https://youtu.be/Q3nELmvpTDI

    Guess “anonymous” isn’t coming for us today lolol!!

    • miss piglet

      As if that crazy bitch could actually afford an airline ticket to anywhere, lol

  • smugjew

    Don’t get too skinny on that treadmill. You know your BBC likes you with some chunk.

  • Donnie Darko
    • The Beav

      I am so confused….is Santa high? Is he a meth zombie? What’s happening here?

    • Spartacus

      There’s just too much going on for any kind of narrative to make sense. Zombie Santa’s elf praying for one more candy cane from “stripper” Mrs. Claus?

  • Dead Man’s Dog
  • bemoreiced
    • Spartacus

      “We’re on a boat – #arewewhores?”

    • The_Truth_Hurts2012


      ON A BOAT…..

  • smugjew

    Wilke looking old and haggard here. Very Tiffany Vine-esque.

    #notamodel #notpublished #fakemagazines

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/068f592f47cf3d97f7644480e356d411bc43dfba8490a340e201442978ceb61e.png

    • Ghost Girl

      Every time she talks about being a model…I’m like “da fuck?” The only thing this bitch even has a chance of modeling, is a line of paper bag masks. Jen, you didn’t just miss the bus…that fucker drove right over you.

      • smugjew

        Has she made even $1000 this year from professional modeling jobs.

        Selling fake calendars online doesn’t count.

        • chris

          #hellapaid!

    • Spartacus

      Oooh, can you feel the crackle of their chemistry….?

  • Penza

    Shroud of turin.

  • smugjew
    • Spartacus

      Ewww, thats nasty

    • There is Beta, then there is Dave Kimball

    • This beta is SAD!

  • smugjew

    If Wilke keeps posting pictures like this even the Lighter King will soon fall out of love. She’s rapidly aging in dog years. This is what happens when you abuse drugs — you turn into an ugly lump of shit in your early 30s.

    #nothot #notamodel #notpublished #fakemagazines #fakecalendars #professionalmaid

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/00db717a9e28b640d5ea6d07966b4a97f5744a62dd7e04ebc5c5b2309133ac38.jpg

  • No it’s Ashley “water Buffalo” Alexis.

  • smugjew

    Continuing the WilkeLeaks on Thirsty Thursday…. this post is great. Love how she’s “excited” to finally meet her manager/pimp “in-person.”

    So she signed on with what purports to be a major modeling agency just through online contact. Okay. Because that’s how they all do it. LOL

    I hope he uses that “New York lawyers” line on her too when she complains about ZW.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7961dfa9ae9e6694e4e099f8f37c90c0724ac893d16f0d0af5d8e91a6ee24693.png

  • smugjew

    Khloe will give her some fake inspirational talk a la “don’t let the haters get you down girlfriend” but secretly she thinks Wilke is a joke too. And Khloe read all the articles on here so she’ll take caution not to leave her purse around Jenny.

    • Sammi Jo

      but Jenny could REALLY use a purse! LMAO

  • Dead Man’s Dog

    If you want to see the saddest B-day party ever, go check out VegasDave on his IG…normally I’d have some snippy remarks that are vaguely amusing, but seeing him and his paid groupies alone in an empty Mexican nightclub trying to look like they are having fun with his vapid bottlegirls cheering him on just left me with a sad feeling in my tummy.

    I almost want to say ‘bud, I’ll have a beer with you on your birthday and I’ll buy you a beer too’

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fc80ffa15071802f0e257470ea658defc1a3bfd5b18b97f3d5e92b85e1410f2c.png

    • smugjew

      Those chicks are beat AF.

      If he actually was rich they’d be a lot hotter. Having eight “5”s is A LOT cheaper than four “10”s.

    • Seriously

      That was painfully awkward to watch.

  • AmericanTopTeam

    Poppin sinks

  • AmericanTopTeam

    Color me jealous

  • Dead Man’s Dog

    Chewy is in Abu Poopie for Christmas.

    Smdh beeotch has ballz to go to ISIS central this time of year.

    Break out the plastic sheets and poopie squeegees.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a055a1ecf5a16fe1c733a2b0362c7117d815c35561eae80974a4fab7c069dbca.png

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/30dfae2214e3613e18b4fc8c8dafa8ecd964cadd5afb1ca797ee261cf2cd5b29.png

  • Donnie Darko
    • Dead Man’s Dog

      Andrea was stroking that grey haired pole barely 5 months ago at Sapphires Cabaret….

    • Spartacus

      Mismatched jacket and trouser combo….. knob!
      Wearing a tie then loosening it and unbuttoning your collar…. “special needs”

  • Donnie Darko
  • Miranda Rights

    I literally haven’t bought one single thing for Christmas. I am stressing hardcore.

    I’ll be in San Francisco for work until Thursday evening so that literally gives me Friday to complete my shopping and that’s about it. Why do I always wait until the last minute to do this shit! Every.single.fucking.year.

  • Penza

    I just can’t get into the Christmas spirit. I’ll have to force myself, but it won’t be easy.

    • Start drinking spirits. Usually helps. *refills whiskey*

  • Finally got last present via FedEx on Friday, officially done!

  • Dead Man’s Dog
  • Miranda Rights

    So I took half the day off work to try and knock out my shopping. It didn’t go so well….

    At one point I was so over it. I sat my ass down in the middle of the floor in the home goods section of Bloomingdales’s, or maybe it was Nordstroms, with bags strewn all around me about to give up on life.

    I’m not sure how I mustered up the strength to get out of there but it was a friggin nightmare. I was so hot, sweating in my Under Armour (it’s damn cold when I go to my jobsite at 6:00 AM), carrying a bunch of bags, I thought I was going to pee my pants and I couldn’t get out of Nordstrom’s!! The bloody store is like (9) levels!

    It was my own personal hell. I needed a cold beer ASAP so I vaminos’d out of there without really accomplishing jack shit

  • Miranda Rights

    Player for real.

    THEN I received a fortune cookie without a fortune inside and just sat there by myself like “yup, this about sums up my day, as well as my entire life….just fucking pointless”

    • Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!

      Life is fortunately/unfortunately like the DMV: Never Pointless!

  • Spartacus

    Nice new look for the site, congrats!

  • Spartacus

    I can’t lie to you all, I’ve been very busy with my friends at amazon.co.uk and they have been delivering to our house almost daily since mid November. The ironing room looks like an Amazon warehouse…. Still, haven’t started wrapping yet.

  • AmericanTopTeam

    Wow I love the new format pretty sweet

    • It is awesome! Great job ZW Crew.

    • Quite a few bugs to fix until it all works properly yet.
      Be sure to let me know if anything is fucky for you guys.
      My mobile page looks fine but there is white space to the right of comments which needs to be sorted.

      • The_Truth_Hurts2012

        Every time I click on this website, I see ho’s

        • Lol, I can’t get rid of them. They’re like some sort of Ho rash…

  • I order EVERY gift. I’m just not that fond of shopping at Christmas since the one year I thought I was going to have to cut a bitch over a toy my son really wanted at Toys R Us.

  • Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!

    I guess I should have communicated a bit more and found out in advance of. v0.0001 of the zwnation mobile app was ready, but we will need v0.0002 before it can be inspected by the Queen. It looks terrible 🙁 when viewed through the V20 and the Google Pixel. I am off for the rest of the year, and my goal is to get the zwnation mobile app ready for the New Year. I had been sick which was causing snail like progress on the Mobile app. At least it compiles and runs on Android 6, and 7.

  • OCgirl12

    Meee. I did half online but have to get the rest this weekend oh my God I do this every fucking year I could just kick myself

  • You must! Just use retailers you know and trust and it’s sheer bliss!

  • JimU113

    Scars is claiming she doesn’t need a bf. Of course not; she has Jeff Dunham’s arm up her ass on a regular basis.

    https://twitter.com/PlaymateKhloe/status/811678694938963968
    http://triangleartsandentertainment.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/JeffDunham0.jpg

    • She’s a muff diving lesbo, that’s why. Nothing against twatlickers but just sayin.

      • JimU113

        Would explain her hanging around Stefanie Knight (AKA Basic Sidekick).

  • Donnie Darko

    I’m wondering if Sharkey and Andrea could be fighting again. He’s been social media silent for almost a week. We all know with him that means something is up that’s not good.

    • CT

      I was wondering the same. She does not look that happy in the pictures he has posted. My opinion, she has settled go back to Sharkey until something better comes along.

  • chris

    See I do the smart thing and delegate this to my beautiful bride. She knows what the kids want. However – made the mistake of asking for a status report and the look from said beautiful bride essentially said “you ask another dumb f***** question I’m stabbing you in the eyeball!”

    • You sure you weren’t at my house yesterday? Hahah sounds soooo familar!

  • Dooo itttt! So good. And then you get gifts delivered to your door you forgot you even bought so it’s like extra christmas surprises!

  • OldWineBox

    All Shayne Itchy wants for Christmas is Xanax, a bartender and a new stepmommy!

    http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2016/12/lorenzo-lamas-wife-shawna-craig-divorce-breaking-up-moving-nyc/

  • smugjew

    Sharkey really letting his fans down with this “I love lamp” nonsense. Post the black baby already, bruh.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/06b83865975ba12456c711953a89e3f2bfc1a142f848bf1c8c2c4fe00baa9b8e.png

    • The baby’s picture is there…real tiny, but there. Motherfucker can’t just say no to whoring out a baby for attention.

      • smugjew

        Good eye. It does look white.

        • Donnie Darko

          He posted it to taunt ZW nation. He reads everything we say.

          • smugjew

            If he reads this site why didn’t he get that warrant cleared up?

          • Clearing his warrants means paying off his fines. Paying off fines takes money. You get where this is going..

          • smugjew

            I understand that but Methy McDwarftard has another thing coming if he thinks he’s gonna outwit the Hidden Hand Of ZW Nation. Oh, so Bangs comes home to Stuggle Estates after an extended vacay on BBC Boulevard and now Sharkey thinks he’s Ward Cleaver. Fuck that monkey-ass bullshit.

      • miss piglet

        Ha, I originally thought the pictures were Taco Bell hot sauce packets.

        • The Beav

          Hahaha hahaha! Me too. I wondered what everyone was talking about.

      • Seriously

        Why are the pictures cut like that

        • Isn’t one a heart? Lol. Donnie darko is like Velma from Scooby doo blowing that shit up right now…pixel and voxels are being manipulated as we speak.

        • Penza

          He wants to make them into postage stamps.

      • Donnie Darko

        It looks like Sharkey and Andrea’s heads are cut off, if that really is them.

    • Spartacus

      So, I take back my other post, finally a baby pic!

      • smugjew

        Where?

        • Spartacus

          In the tiny heart shaped cutout on the worktop

          • smugjew

            Oh yeah, we saw that. Looks kinda white but we need a better shot to be certain.

  • miss piglet
  • Donnie Darko
    • Seriously

      She reminds me of Monica from Shameless

      • I think the actress doing Monica did a good job. She annoys the Fuck out of you just like she would IRL. She was Nancy in Sid and Nancy- Sid vicious was a legit retard and so was Nancy- her mother wrote a book about her and it had to be quite compelling BC I read it freakin years ago.

        • smugjew

          Chloe Webb.

    • Penza

      Those eyes have seen a lot in their time.

  • Maia
  • Donnie Darko

    Really??? Then why can’t you pay your fines to have the bench warrant on you lifted? He currently owes over $5,000 in unpaid fines to Clark County. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2bb956e8313a1c00d2e79d0af3f4b6611f9185c1a88a96f19b44a3e1b8da5744.png

    • smugjew

      When you take a peek at the Long And Winding Road that is James Sharkey’s arrest and traffic citation record in Clark County, NV it does appear he has gone to jail for unpaid tickets before. The time served functions as payment for the fines and everything is reset back to zero. Maybe he just looks at this as “saving money.”

      It’s hard to imagine that the star of Crack Pipe Flowers For Algernon is employing some sort of (((strategy))) but we know how his White Trash Mind works don’t we.

      And yeah — nice to see Mr. Future Spiritual Leader expressing crass materialistic goals. Fuckface.

      • Donnie Darko

        If he’s making as much as he says working on the strip, he’s an independent contractor so time in jail is lost income. Not gaining anything. Also bragging about money and materialistic objects like his car are a big no no according to Jesus and the bible.

        • smugjew

          Too much logic. It’s Sharkey.

          • Ghost Girl

            Amen CJ!!!

    • Penza

      He’s a cheap hustler. They don’t pay up until they absolutely have to, and then they cry like little bitches.

  • ZWGGMa
  • smugjew

    Andrea got baptized — it’s a Christmas miracle!

    And now they have a new church, The Crossing. http://thecrossinglv.com/

    Burned some bridges at Central did we?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/474586776f349f4965635b42cbac491846db402b71462296c5da201f885c19f4.png

    • Donnie Darko

      I just woke up and saw the video. She didn’t look too happy or emotional after the baptism like he did. She was like get me the fuck out of this tank. I knew something happened when he all of a sudden stopped posting from Central two months ago. Pasture Jud or others must have figured out he’s a fraud. They may also be avoiding the family she lived with that goes to Central. I’d give it three months until they are no longer welcome at the crossing. I guess Shane Philip is new Pasture Jud. It looks like this place operates more like a business or corporation than a place of worship. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/60ccfb38c758c05edd2952878c5f6d6dac7e65b993e7741d24a26b66462d1a97.png https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/36d3605a28fdcfc25d226934c673010d806d2e124f5df52bfd0f7780c8f6cf80.png

      • The Beav

        I think it may be avoiding the other family? Maybe a mixture of both?

      • smugjew

        He goes through churches like he goes through lawyers.

      • The cast of Hee Haw…Where are they now?

      • Spartacus

        looking at the pics, what’s this “Pastor” nonsense??!?! They can’t even spell Pasture correctly.

      • The_Truth_Hurts2012

        she got mad cause her hair got wet..

    • Pat Hetic

      They’re idiots. I have decided.

  • Donnie Darko
    • CT

      It’s Christmas not Halloween or are they Santa’s helper in the shopping mall. This picture is plain awful. Who does this ?

    • For fucks sake give it a motherfuckin rest. Costume changes and photo ops get old real quick. METHinks magic dust is coming into the picture soon. Skell on a shelf? Coming up

      • CT

        They are trying too hard to show that their life is Christian perfect.

        • Wtf? They have had more costume changes than a fucking Broadway extravaganza. Fucking losers taking gay ass pictures in Christmas clothes like four separate fucking times! They are jonesing so hard for whatever shit they do and now that there’s a scapegoat (Sharkey) she can lay all the blame for being fucked up on him. I bet he scored her Xanax and OXY on the strip like a dude bringing home flowers. She looks totally goofed in the eyes and we all know she’s drinking. Ffs I didn’t see a restaurant till my baby was at least a year old, but that’s where every stupid picture I’ve seen takes place. Jesus Christ learn how to fucking cook bitch. She wants to drink and he is enabling her. Poor fucking kid.

          • Ghost Girl

            Amen! Fuck these losers. Sharkey knows his life is fucked, but he’s to damn stupid and narcissistic to admit it. Now Andrea…well, she’s a special kind of dumb. The kind that drools a lot.

        • Spartacus

          Their costumes are emblematic of a pagan festival that coincides with a christian one.

    • TheTruth

      I’ve seen some Section 8 housing that looks better than the Struggle Estates. (for you non-Americans, section 8 is public housing)

    • Spartacus

      Still no chuffing baby then…

  • Penza

    I love bar fights.

  • JimU113
    • ZWGGMa

      bitch’s ribs are wonky….

      • JimU113

        Everything’s wonky on this one.

  • @MissTriciaEvans

    Can I send in a candid for my month please? Oh and I have to have June.

    • Vicki Vallencourt

      ours can’t go too close together because I’m gonna be showing some b-hole too. i don’t wanna make it a competition

  • Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!

    Queen,
    Let me know when you are back from your well earned vacation. I need some guidance on what you want with the mobile app. I am currently refining it to request the least amount of access to the device as possible. Do we need this to work on tablets as well (A mobile app extended to the tablet size looks horrible) ? This is some of my best work to date because it really does require a whole software lifecycle.

  • Seriously

    So Dik Itchy is in Vegas with AbiFAIL Ratchet & her crew. It’s on her snap. He’s hanging all over one of her friends who was basically naked lol

    • BrendonBadgley

      Just saw this on Snap! What a fucktard! Talks all this shit then goes and wallows with the pigs! So glad you guys formed a site to shit on his dream.

      • smugjew

        He’s a phony fuck. He relishes being part of inconsequential club life — it’s the one place he can feel smart.

        Yes, he promotes IG hoes — those are the only kind of girls his ugly ass could ever pull. No woman of substance and taste would ever give him the time of day. Look at his wife. Trashy pilled-out scion of a D-list actor and Nik thinks he married Princess Di.

        If that subculture goes away, he’s out of a job.

        • BrendonBadgley

          You know you are bitch made when you take the last name of the woman you married in hopes of noterity. I agree CJ, he is a troll! I knew from the jump he always desired to be farted on by Ratchet. He finally got his dream!

          • smugjew

            “take the last name of the woman you married in hopes of noterity.”

            That’s some real half-man shit. I wouldn’t be surprised if Nik’s done some (((experimenting))) himself and puffed on some dude’s cheese doodle….

          • The_Truth_Hurts2012

            like fuk’n a movie star when they are 80,, and bragging to your friends how you nailed her.

        • Vicki Vallencourt

          maybe that is his 2017- cycling back to the old dirty days when he palled around with leper, kina and the like

  • smugjew

    #VictoriaSecrets

    I’m elated to see Sharkey is ending the year like he began it: as a fucking moron.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b4ecd032b9cf7f094ed8afeff3465822f007b5e31c3adad7a8fb72d64bb90099.png

    • The Beav

      I just saw this and came right over to read the comments.

    • CT

      How small is that refrigerator? It’s filthy!!! At least clean it before you post a picture of it. Gross

    • Ghost Girl

      Is the “gym” code for the black drug dealer’s house???

    • miss piglet

      The fridge in my camper is bigger!

      #strugglefridge

      • Vicki Vallencourt

        and probably much much cleaner

    • The_Truth_Hurts2012

      pots and pans’ cupboard and dishwashers,,,
      Best places to hide stuff from females…….

    • chris

      Little late to the game here folks! Happy New Year to all! CJ – love the photo but I couldn’t help but wonder a couple things: What apartment complex offers tiny refrigerators like this one here – similar to the one in my office. Secondly – by any chance is Sharkey smart enough to use the bacon strips as a hint to his punching bag’s weight issue???? Doubt it.

    • Penza

      Aww, he can be so romantic, he makes me swooooon.
      Do I see Hebrew National beef franks? I’m impressed… who knew he’s kosher.

    • TwoTrickPony

      Is “gym” code for dismounting the stripper pole and snatching up the dollars bills off the stage? BTW – the eggs are expired. Oh and that thing is filthy.

    • This fridge shouts “I make $14.50/hr BEFORE taxes”

  • smugjew

    So CJ has a hot new girlfriend. Tall with a lot of tattoos (I like it) and we share a mutual love of punk rock, sci-fi and Thomas Pynchon. Best of all, she’s drug and alcohol-free like me. It seems like every chick now wants to live like a meme and get wasted 24-7.

    But I’m wondering how to tell her about ZW and my hooker message board phamily….

    • Miranda Rights

      Yeah I’ve been in a relationship for over a year now and he still isn’t aware of my secret shame of talking mad shit on ZW lol

    • Start shit talking celebs when they’re on the news, if she one-ups your jokes, she will love ZW.

    • Seriously

      Just show her a post about James. She’ll be hooked lol no pun intended

    • Whitney BeatMe

      Well she sounds super cool, so I’m sure you could talk to her about it no prob. Once you discuss porn there’s really no subject off limits.

  • smugjew

    Imagine getting pulled over for a simple traffic violation and being hit with a $2200 fine. Welcome to the world of James Sharkey.

    He is going down in 2017.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9794b267e205f9a9cc8e27ed190792df9cb36a98e0733affd72f978d251647e0.png

    • CT

      He has 3 warrants. 2017 is not going to be good for him. What is his nasty looking wife going to do? She has no money.

      • smugjew

        Back To Da Pole.

      • The_Truth_Hurts2012

        “ho’s got to eat to”
        my guess, she’ll go back to who fed her last.

    • Donnie Darko

      Someone needs to call the Family Court and tell them James Sharkey has an appearance scheduled for Wednesday and has 3 active bench warrants. You might want to have an officer waiting to take him in after the hearing?

      • smugjew

        Do they still have to go considering he’s obviously still not pursuing a divorce?

        I could just see them strolling in together holding hands in solidarity while he’s carrying a Bible.

        • Donnie Darko

          I’m not sure what would happen if they didn’t show. The divorce wouldn’t go through, but as far as the custody battle goes, they could assign a case worker since it’s an infant and there was a domestic battery allegation. They may be concerned on why the no show and also he was supposed to only have supervised visitations at the Donna’s House community center because of the pending domestic battery charge. Also, did the judge order the supervised visitations because Andrea didn’t want any contact (which would now make them unnecessary) or was it because he felt the child was in danger around Sharkey? If it’s the latter, Andrea could be committing child endangerment in the eyes of the court. Could the judge say Andrea needs to move out with the baby or it will be taken to temporary foster care with his domestic battery charges still pending? I wish we had a family lawyer or judge as a follower. Basically it has to be one or the other, Sharkey did it and she is allowing the child to live in the same house as him or he didn’t and she filed a false police report and committed perjury at the hearing. Something has to give. So many unanswered questions.

      • CT

        If i was him, I would be a little nervous going to a court room.

    • shittystripper

      I don’t understand this whatsoever. When I was a freshman in college I had my college ID but had forgotten the plastic cover which had the transit pass sticker on it. Got cited on the train. They sent the citation to my family’s house as I had just arrived at school and hadn’t changed my address yet.

      When my family called me months later and I went in to pay the fine I got arrested on the spot! There was a warrant so that was that. I got out quickly and everyone agreed the situation was ridiculous but I was processed and taken to county for like 24 hours. For forgetting a damn sticker. I just don’t understand how he is getting away with all this especially as he is IN COURT all the time.

      • Donnie Darko

        He has 3 bench warrants out. I don’t know how the cops aren’t towing his car when he gets pulled over. Unless it already has been and he’s using Andrea’s car. He has posted a picture of his truck in awhile.

        • smugjew

          I don’t think he’s gotten pulled over since the warrants were issued. They are more recent.

          Given that his last ticket was late November and he can’t really go more than 2 months without a traffic stop — because he drives like a FUCKING ASSHOLE, natch — he really should be going to jail any day now.

          • Maia

            Can you say SNITCH?

          • That is the only logical explanation.

      • CT

        I agree! Just last week a friend went to court to settle a fine that went to warrant. He was told to go to another line. He was arrested and had leg shackles. Everything.

      • smugjew

        Let’s break it down shittystripper:

        His last traffic stop was November 20th and his last court appearance was November 16th. The warrants were issued on November 25th and December 29th (2x).

        So we can make the assumption that he has had no interaction with law enforcement or the judicial system since the warrants came into being.

        He has a court date Wednesday, January 4th. In theory they should take him right into custody. Maybe he gets a pass because it’s family court? We will know in about 36-48 hours what happened.

        But how he has avoided getting in trouble for the traffic infractions so far? This has been addressed in the past but let’s take another look at it. Three possible scenarios:

        1) He’s just been really lucky so far and it’s all about to come down HARD on him.

        2) The police are understaffed, underfunded and overworked and simply DGAF about repeat traffic offenders. This an article (not recent) about budget problems they’ve been having: http://nvcopblock.org/469/lvmpd-budget-shortages-minorities-recession/?doing_wp_cron=1483426017.7518289089202880859375

        3) That he may be afforded preferential treatment due to his possible status as a confidential informant for the police. Whoa — how did I arrive that?

        You know the guy at the intersection twirling a sign promoting the sub shop or tax prep business? That’s Sharkey. I refuse to believe that someone whose sole job is handing out flyers for four hours a day is making more than $500/week. In America that’s practically poverty level. Certainly not enough to support a wife and kid. Certainly not enough to buy a $50,000 truck. He HAD to have put major money down to walk off the lot with that truck, especially with a credit score of…. I don’t even want to know.

        I would say there is an 84% probability that he sells drugs to supplement his income. He fits the profile in numerous ways. CJ hasn’t always been the best Jew. CJ knows about these things.

        To sell drugs you have to be: a) really smart and/or b) really tough. He’s neither. He’s a dumbfuck pussy. If he sells drugs he’s been arrested for selling drugs. So why is he not in prison? Informant.

  • Donnie Darko

    Then be transparent. Why no pictures of your daughter? Why aren’t you going to Central anymore? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/944929dd8eed50fa5d5781a9799048439af2603aba2e961e7d33fd96c8b844ed.png

  • Maia

    Who the fuck tags their Mom with a raging hard on? This Yotta is seriously twisted! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/00a2f76a24a7307170ca0e598f3401507f7f5b37a9de46e1798abb4b005075e5.png

    • Digitus impudicus

      Why is this sick fuck so obsessed with his erect needle-dick? It extends only about 4 inches!

      • Maia

        He’s a really fucked up person in more ways than one.

    • Dead Man’s Dog

      Mr Yotta has done nothing but nose dive in a spiral since Maria dumped him.

  • TwoTrickPony

    Without sequins and easy access velcro – yep.

  • Dead Man’s Dog
    • I hope Allison claws her own face off in her sleep. Is itching powder a real thing or was that just on sitcoms…Cuz the dust fairy needs to stop by when this slob is sleeping off her usual blackout drunk.

      • Penza

        Itching powder is real, you can buy some on Amazon.
        How can she wipe your own ass and not put a hole in the paper? Did she ask the manicurist for the stupidest and ugliest looking set she could get?

    • Penza

      Moronic, not sexy. Bacteria collectors for attention. Yuck.

    • Spartacus

      Clean those things after a glue gun explosion…. ewwww

    • ZWGGMa

      Filthy nails? Just apply glitter… Shitty life? Instagram that bitch into fame…. No morals? Dubai here we come. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ef4b9f2ec1fdb6cd2030a28a2b57e5986aa46c33be00c69330686a5df880f2e0.jpg

    • Spartacus

      “my past on social media? He laughs at that”

    • Money? – I ain’t got that!

  • Maia
    • Crabby

      This gypsy/grifter is too old and unappealing to make money modeling. She should be begging not for Amazon gifts, but for tuition costs at her local community college. No wealthy man wants to sponsor an odd looking, aging hooker.

      • Maia

        An exit plan for something that never even started!

    • Penza

      The bad eye looks pretty good. Nice work, Jenny.

  • Wiping your ass…Fraught with peril

  • Dr.Christian Troy

    What the actual bleep is Nik doing? Tabrag was a miserable failure so his new plan is to turn The Dirty into Tabrag 2?!?

    • Maia

      That stuff is readily available elsewhere WHEN it’s actually happening.

    • The_Truth_Hurts2012

      he’s competing with perez Hilton?

      • He always was…Lol “nik Richie” came directly from “Perez Hilton”. Nik was a big fan of the “simpleton life” and hopes to revive it with himself as the star

  • Donnie Darko

    #Moguladouche and Andrea have a family court hearing scheduled for 2:30 Pacific today. Looks like yesterday he got rid of his 3rd attorney since October. He said goodbye to Amber Robinson yesterday (01-03 Notice of withdrawl of council on record). It could be because they are cancelling the divorce. The question looms though, what does the Judge feel about the still pending Domestic Battery? He ordered only county supervised visitations in November because of it. Does he feel an infant should be in the same house as someone who threw her to the ground 7 months pregnant? Or if she says it didn’t happen she filed a false police report and committed perjury.

    11/16/2016 Opposition & Countermotion (1:30 PM) (Judicial Officer Potter, William)
    Deft’s Opposition and Countermotion
    Result: Referred to Donna’s House
    11/16/2016 Certificate of Service
    Certificate of Service
    11/16/2016 All Pending Motions (1:30 PM) (Judicial Officer Potter, William)
    Parties Present
    Result: Matter Heard
    11/16/2016 Order for Family Mediation Center Services
    Order for Family Mediation Center Services
    11/16/2016 Order for Supervised Visitation
    Order for Supervised Visitation
    11/17/2016 Clerk of the Courts Notice of Change of Hearing
    Clerk of the Courts Notice of Change of Hearing
    11/17/2016 Receipt of Copy
    Receipt of Copy
    11/21/2016 Notice of Rescheduling of Hearing
    Notice of Rescheduling of Hearing
    01/03/2017 Notice of Withdrawal
    Notice of Withdrawal of Counsel of Record
    01/04/2017 Return Hearing (2:30 PM) (Judicial Officer Potter, William)
    FMC Mediation and Pltf’s Donna House Supervised Visitaton

    • Maia

      I’m SO glad I married a normal man.

    • miss piglet

      Shit just got real!

    • smugjew

      He has three warrants for his arrest and needs to be taken into custody at the courthouse. End of story.

      • Maia

        Unless he’s a snitch.

  • Donnie Darko

    Here is the Domestic Battery summary. If she is subpoenaed she has to testify. She either has to say he did it or admit she filed a false police report and committed perjury. One or the other.

    11/14/2016 Court Continuance
    Date set for defendant’s presence, to appoint counsel and address the no contact order.
    11/14/2016 Future Court Date Stands
    2/8/2017 at 9:30am (Preliminary Hearing)
    11/28/2016 Status Check (8:30 AM) (Judicial Officer Tobiasson, Melanie A.)
    No Bail Posted
    Result: Matter Heard
    11/28/2016 Minute Order – Department 10
    11/28/2016 Counsel Confirms as Attorney of Record
    R. Langford, Esq.
    11/28/2016 No Contact with Victim
    Victim present in the courtroom Defendant strongly admonished to have no contact with Andrea Sharkey. Victim admonished to appear on preliminary hearing
    11/28/2016 Future Court Date Stands
    2/8/2016 at 10am (Preliminary Hearing)
    02/08/2017 Preliminary Hearing (9:30 AM) (Judicial Officer Tobiasson, Melanie A.)
    No Bail Posted

  • Those were also his 2015 and 2016 resolutions

    • Sammi Jo

      Lmao! He’s clearly dedicated to this

      • Maia

        Consistency!

  • Whitney BeatMe

    Excellent work.

  • miss piglet
  • Whitney BeatMe
  • you mean TMZ lite? Dik Itchy is the new Captain of the Titanic

  • Im gonna give you ALL 4.25 inches baby!!

    • The_Truth_Hurts2012

      gonna give her 8 inches , 1 inch at a time..

  • smugjew

    Her friends from Overeaters Anonymous are not to be fucked with.

    • The_Truth_Hurts2012

      They don’t bury the bodies, they BBQ them.

  • ZWGGMa

    I so hate this delusional bitch sooooooooo much I can’t even….

    • Maia

      She is fucking delusional to the nth degree!

      • ZWGGMa

        I’m gonna give her my name and address.. Dare her to come for me. It would be a pleasure dealing with her threats and bullshit.

      • What the hell is she so mad about anyway?

        • ZWGGMa

          She can’t stand that no one likes her and she can’t sit with the cool kids… It makes her crazy that her brilliance is unacknowledged. She is crazy as fuck and cannot stand being called out on it.

        • Maia

          Life

  • ZWGGMa
  • miss piglet
  • miss piglet

    Ha…

  • OCgirl12

    Really !

  • Dead Man’s Dog
  • The_Truth_Hurts2012

    I found Kurts brother. I think they go to the same stylist
    http://ll-media.tmz.com/2017/01/04/0104-jenelle-evans-mega-4.jpg

  • Donnie Darko

    So what happened in court today??? What is this crap, I thought you posted the Sharkey’s were going to have no filter in 2017? What a fraud. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d64ac96f6f92c936de0e5af00216ad01fa272668e1a55a7a4dccf7529c59e1ce.png

    • smugjew

      There is an indication in the case record that it was dismissed.

      Is there anyone here that really thinks Sharkey is not selling drugs? I’d like to hear it. It’s probably how he landed Andrea (and Kina, who likes drug dealers for boyfriends).

      With his two pending battery trials and three outstanding warrants the only remaining question is whether or not he’s a confidential informant receiving protection from outside forces. He may have testified in a federal drug case and could be working with an agency bigger than local police.

      In summation: if he’s not locked up by June he’s a narc.

  • Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!

    Queen,
    The rendering is off with the new theme on iOS safari browser. The search bar and recent comments are at the bottom. Is this the intention ? This is on an iPad pro 9.7.

    • smugjew

      I like it. Before you couldn’t see recent comments at all on an iPhone.

    • It shouldn’t be at the bottom on ipad, only smaller devices. I’ll check it out

      • Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!

        Would a screenshot help?

  • smugjew
    • Donnie Darko

      Is it just Celebrities on the main page and regular people still in the city sections? Or is it all celebs now?

      • Penny Lane

        It’s all celebs now.

    • The_Truth_Hurts2012

      don’t know who made that last comment about logging TMZ,, but he seemed to be spot on 😉

    • Spartacus

      Also, you can’t make some old news “Exclusive” just by adding that word to your headline. Secondly, even if it is an exclusive…. most of it isn’t newsworthy.

  • Dead Man’s Dog

    More evidence that quitting school in grade 9 to become a tatted up low-quality ho doesn’t leave you with very gud gramer skilz:
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/98ad7c0801172531471ffa3a09090570e7a744bb58ad5343d68298907441694e.png

    • smugjew

      There are plenty of people who are good folks and sober. They just don’t want to hang out with hookers.

    • The_Truth_Hurts2012

      I need friends that know how to use punctuation..

      • Spartacus

        I think you mean “I needs friendz that knows how to use the punctuations”

  • The_Truth_Hurts2012

    she has friends?? Who ? DT? Kina?? Kurt? lol.. the infamous Dik Itchie? hahahahahah hope she has a nice time next to Stalin and Mao

  • The_Truth_Hurts2012

    The shit hawks, the big dirty shit hawks, they’re coming bubbles, they’re flying in low. They’re swooping down, shitting on people and dragging them off.

  • I got bored, Googled DouchFags real birth name and found this:

    http://stickydrama.com/cm-dumpster/2009/02/twinns/

  • Dr.Christian Troy

    Omg The Shitty is officially done. Z list celebs and beyond old news? Sounds like a winner.

    Exclusive “Elvis does drugs!!!” “Kathy Griffin changes socks” “Real Housewives of Idaho star once stole a Snickers bar”

    How long do we give it?

  • smugjew

    His comments have always been terrible. He can only do pithy non-sequiturs because he is not a good writer AT ALL, as evidenced by his piss-poor command of spelling and grammar.

    Just imagine the scene at Dirty HQ with Editor-In-Chief Nik Richie aka “The Mastermind” deciding what breaking stories to “run with.” Do we go with news of Tone-Loc’s tax lien or a Teen Mom’s bench warrant for a parking ticket? So many decisions. Trying to locate the constantly shifting news pulse of the American public to determine if we should go with that Dancing With The Stars EXCLUSIVE. When you’re a 1st Amendment Crusader like Nik you have to be just and righteous in your service to the American People.

    What a FUCKING JOKE. He’s like a 7th grader running the school newspaper. Shayne probably already has a bag packed in the closet.

  • smugjew
    • Spartacus

      I thought Nik’s core audience was a list of fake automated click accounts.

      • The_Truth_Hurts2012

        and CW talking to herself..

    • chris

      I hadn’t been on there in awhile – went yesterday and was completely shocked. No mas.

    • The_Truth_Hurts2012

      LOL,, Housewives update ..

    • Cousin fucker “bye bye”. Now she has the site all to herself.

  • smugjew

    The Dirty removed all pre-2017 posts.

    http://i.giphy.com/hehlcwZ92YkSY.gif

    • Donnie Darko

      This site is now the only one left that will make Sharkey think he’s famous.

    • The_Truth_Hurts2012

      dik could’t afford a 32mb scan drive to post all those comments on?

  • smugjew

    Sharkey picked up his 4th Warrant yesterday. With it comes an additional $250 in fiines pushing him close to the $6k mark. Good job James.

    He goes back to court in February 8th for his domestic violence case and should be arrested on the spot.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b5eb08f610f6f15d742075a96575f6e6183dffdad32dee078177a7f803beaf56.png

    • Donnie Darko

      Is he close to $7000 in fines now between the 4?

      • smugjew

        No, just under $6000 between the six open traffic citations.

    • Charles N

      See, this is the news we need. Dik Itchy threw in the towel and turned his spot into a raggedy TMZ. Looks like ZW won which is more than fine by me.

      • smugjew

        He threw in the towel three years ago. Maybe sooner.

        The difference with ZW is we genuinely hate the hos and scammers. Our mission is to expose them so they wither away.

        Nik promotes and celebrates scammers and hos because he is ONE OF THEM.

        • Charles N

          Wither away? If you take away the photoshop there will be a whole lot more witherin’ to do for sure.

        • TheTruth

          Hit the nail on the head. Richie is the quintessential hypocrite. He claims his site saves clubrats but his entire life revolves around that scene. For a while he was even doing club appearances and he pals around club dbags like Grutman. But that earlier demographic grew up, (most of them anyways except for Sharkey and Kurt Benz), but his site didn’t evolve, which is why it’s dying a slow death. (nowadays IG ho’ing and escorting is almost an accepted practice so nobody gives a shit anymore)

      • shenanigans

        ZW for the WIN 🙂

    • TheTruth

      10-1 odds his truck got towed. No way he still has it, which is why you don’t see pics of it anymore.

      • smugjew

        Very plausible but how do they get around then?

        Just taxis/Uber/bumming rides? That would explain why he hasn’t gotten a ticket in six weeks.

        • TheTruth

          you can walk from the Struggle Estates to his worldwide HQ of Sharkey Marketing at Planet Hollywood, probably gives him more flier passing time.

        • Donnie Darko

          On the Nik Richie podcast Sharkey said they drove there in Andrea’s car.

    • Penza

      Can we send him letters? I wouldn’t include a return address, naturally.

  • Penny Lane

    Be prepared for an influx of people. The Dirty is officially dead. I have a request for more Tiffany Vine (Malpractice) posts, please!

  • The_Truth_Hurts2012

    LOL on this comment
    tomo49, CALOUNDRA WEST, Australia, about an hour ago
    And of course with his magnetic personality he attracts only the classiest of women…what trash they are…

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4094350/King-Instagram-flaunts-lavish-lifestyle-boastful-New-Year-video-shows-firing-guns-posing-private-jets.html#ixzz4V1qWVpgo

    • Penza

      He’s getting fat.

  • shittystripper

    Nik has to secretly want out of his life/site and just going full kamikaze mode, right? Nik Richie Radio failed and yet he insisted on doing the podcast and Tabrag failed yet now he’s back on that tip again. Just straight up poor business sense on top of everything else. He should have at least tested the new content on a separate linked site.

    Also insane he pulled ALL the old posts. I thought a year ago he was working hard to get all the old comments on the old posts back?

    Glad ZW nation is here and thriving!

    • TwoTrickPony

      Someone needs to alert dirty HQ that Tupac died in 1996 before he makes an even more complete fool out of himself.

    • Sweater Puppies

      Yeah, I saw all of the normal posts are now under gossip.thedirty.com, but you can’t access it. And WTF is going on with all of those legal documents? It’s annoying.

      I wonder what is really happening behind the scenes? Nik doesn’t own the website and is only an employee, as we saw in his tax court documents.

      • smugjew

        Last second Hail Mary to make it a solvent media property? They may actually be doing so well with “removal fee” extortion income from their http://shesahomewrecker.com/ site that they can afford to make The Dirty a playground for Nik’s experiments. He desperately wants to be a major media personality and has a lot of delusions of being the Howard Stern of the millennial generation.

        The homewrecker one is a dud too that no one looks at but if you happen to be posted on there human instinct would be pay to get yourself off it.

        Might also be “scrubbing” away the “dirt” in the hopes of dumping the domain name on a buyer. When they ramped up their page views in April of last year via paid-for “clicks” I suggested that he might be prepping it for a sale. As you can see in exhibit A the sudden jump in site rankings is totally unnatural.

        https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7a13e49f37de673b129d9b5daea83d77f90c61ec7b1bdd4927b1ca6e370c6a9c.png

        • The jump could be bogus or it could be that he finally had the site configured to respond well to Alexa bots. Alexa won’t return real ranking unless properly catered for and a paid acct purchased. Surprised its taken him this long to cough up some cash considering he usually gets around 1500 per post removal.

      • TMFJ

        Hes still circling the bowl. I dont know how he has stretched it out so long but he keeps flailing about.

  • Donnie Darko

    Countryjew is right, he has to be selling drugs on the side. He can get this but can’t pay his fines? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6181c8d653b21b103ea3cf6a05b14e94d33286aeecf3944107a824e1973add6b.png

    • smugjew

      Totally selling drugs. Why would we think Freddy Fags is the first drug dealer Kina has had as a boyfriend?

    • The Beav

      Whew, she looks benzoed in the eyes.

      • Miranda Rights

        She is Xanned out like a mothertrucker. She always looks high as hell off benzos. I wish we had a video of her talking. You can always tell by someone’s voice lol

        • TMFJ

          She definitely looks 2 bars deep with a shot of methadone for good measure.

      • smugjew

        That’s why she came back to Struggle Estates — so she could start partying again.

    • Check out his rant, he sounds a little touchy. I bet Andrea pawned the ring…
      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/26378599c6f4bc55f1129058a40f862fc30448ebecd9466f86c2483a11e1cf4c.jpg

      • Donnie Darko

        That person isn’t being self righteous. He is just questioning Sharkey as he claims that he’s big time time Vegas baller when he’s clearly not.

      • TMFJ

        Thats funny. He is enjoying a moment with his wife, But he took a half hour to reply to a stranger. Some kind of time they must be having.

        • Do you think he whipped out his little pocket Bible to quote that shiz? No way Sharkey has been paying that much attention that he has it memorised lol

          • TMFJ

            I agree. Leads me to believe he had the whole day to respond. Looks like 15 min on his post tho.

          • Miranda Rights

            I think he straight up copied and pasted that shit from the internet.

            I’ve never seen anyone quote bible verses like that. That looks like straight MLA format how he placed the 9, 10, 11 and etc in front of each verse lol

          • Yep. We all know his sentence structure sucks, he couldn’t have written that.

      • Donnie Darko

        He thinks he’s Pasture Jud now.

      • smugjew

        Pretty ballsy for a drug dealer to quote The Bible.

        • Are you fucking kidding…He’s all offended because someone made remarks about his constant social media diarrhea ? Like this was a private moment? I can’t even with this mentally impaired faggot

    • TMFJ

      I hope that jewelery store has a resting couch. She looks like shes about to crap out.

      • CT

        She must be on something. She looks drugged in all the latest pictures. Where is their baby when they are out running around town? Want to see this ring

        • TMFJ

          Wherever that baby is, its better off than being with them.

    • TheTruth

      Zales. Layaway plan.

    • OCgirl12

      Fucking idiots. He doesn’t even have a fucking real job. It’s just stupid

  • TMFJ

    Whats been goin on around here? Any sign of Rogaine or Prince Nassir Ali Kalapa? Those were the damn good old days. I think I found cf on the far other side of the internet 🙂

  • TMFJ

    Thats whats up! I have a rough idea of what a Blumpkin is but how do you go to one?

  • TwoTrickPony

    About fucking time. Perhaps a better question, how’d she let things get to this point in the first place?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/955b987194332b3dccf9a4ffeb8927a4bf0f1eef4beeb321834223b3df39dc08.jpg

    • Maia

      Why is this idiot always with herself?

      • The_Truth_Hurts2012

        Because nobody can stand her and she thinks it’s because she’s soo smart.

  • TwoTrickPony

    Shocked they didn’t recognize you Dead Tooth. I thought you had like one more punch on the card and the next one was free.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4082879deead50debf00a0a82fe468f70093c58fc6f1f056ae29bdf784d653a3.jpg

  • I was able to get a sneak peek at Deltona’s calendar………

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e5996f45e1aa5fb45dfeef556484cf5bc0da46d671f4e74d4387a60ad5075fae.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f0cf0ce88d1e51c89d430ff67056708f58b39d6e9a4127cb7a2ddc6862f152da.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1bd12caace2404bdf3552d5c91be26596ce65f38b99a869204f5667619460319.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/19d459bcd45df40ce5fb8e849b98493913ab19637a94781e5c72b609e9289f6e.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9ba0778911a8e725d5f9aa824130644c4765fdd9d152868e5f97d07c6a1bd638.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cfc9eceadfb4ff63ef10183d9adaa569479d22353592c324503215c190cd373d.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fb2881c1e1d710e62e21cc1ee6312d9b6fb97836ed015c48c7312fdc0c08be95.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/17d1ddd2f3f2b51a47422032080bd951545b8eb8e63c268237130a4de9869372.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7abb9ecb3d814b6b3037200272fcaed7de8bca2a866323b1d85ae6540beab95f.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/873808608a93ac730c2dc8f304ced69688f70c26f4410258c8bf3f8f304d61db.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2ebe219a6ebe208aa92efebb53a3f9dc2d590f7d35d2d7514af29906d452069b.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ddc573ce36f1e0ff66f04b00a898aadb7266373d846ad6a3f531ca221db50605.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ce4c64e6a21c956e3e80ec84aa4a4ce12370abe06269746fe733e790cc36c299.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7fc5613ddae7d538751e96ce0ecedf49ed708005d17067f77fb3f2fc7a5dde48.jpg

    Prince

  • Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!

    So for the New Year, I decided to cut out all alcohol (cold turkey). I am past the withdrawals and finally starting to feel better!

    • Ms Conduct

      That’s fantastic!

    • shenanigans

      Me too. no weed in ’17 or alcohol. never felt better but damn this week has been hard and weirdly emotional…

      • Sammi Jo

        Good for you! I’ve never enjoyed weed, but I do love a cocktail! And for you to quit both, is tough work!

        • shenanigans

          Oops wrong button Meant to reply to DDDDC my bad made it look like I wanted attention or something lol! But Thanks love yes it has been tough, also getting off all of my meds from issues I had as a kid …yoga is my new anti-depressant 😀

    • Sammi Jo

      Wow! That is great! Glad you’re feeling better!

    • chris

      Did that 4 years ago…still going! Good for you! You’ll sleep like a champ!

  • shenanigans

    oohhh okay I see, newish to Disqus. I’m glad u jumped in!

  • smugjew
  • smugjew

    I had made a public vow to not post there anymore but it seems fitting that some of the old regulars should return now that The Dirty is in its Final Days.

    Kind of like when Shelley Long came back to Cheers at the end.

    • The_Truth_Hurts2012

      LOL +5 “shelly long”

  • Sammi Jo

    HAHA!!! Perfect!

  • JimU113

    Not really breaking news, but more of a correction to an older post:

    Back when I posted about the Paradise Challenge(d) arrests, I had mentioned that the last decent Playmate had been Karen McDougal. I have to correct that statement, as I had been reminded of a contemporary of Miss McDougal (sorry, but I reserve the honorific Ms. for those females requiring disdain): Heather Kozar.

    Warning: Picture is defintely NSFW

    http://data6.superhry.cz/TSO_40e1f8z/1600/012/12355-1600.jpg

    Ironically, I first noticed her as one of Barker’s Beauties on The Price is Right.

  • The_Truth_Hurts2012

    Here’s another wanna be
    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/01/08/23/3BF6BBEA00000578-4100012-image-a-1_1483916516284.jpg
    Antje Utgaard

    Is that a dead crow across her shoulders? or did she steal a prop from Game of Thrones?

    https://pmctvline2.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/game-of-thrones-jon-snow.jpg

    • Spartacus

      Antje now resides in Hollywood and is courting 823k Insta followers. But she’s “not just the next blonde bombshell”

      “I was extremely flattered when I got the title of being the ‘Next, Next Kate Upton’, but I want more than that and to get in with the acting community because I really do enjoy it.”

      yeah, right, have fun in Hollywood…. 2.5 years and you’ll be teabagged by old producers for walk on parts.

      • Digitus impudicus

        Just another delusional insta-slore who doesn’t understand that real acting takes tremendous natural talent and extreme dedication, for years. Making it in acting means swallowing your pride — not swallowing old man jizz.

    • JimU113

      She does nothing for me. Not saying she’s unattractive or such; just that she looks like half the hoes out there. I’m thinking Factory Clone for name?

  • The_Truth_Hurts2012

    LOL, when she asked for a Rock, Sharkey thought she wanted a diamond.

    • Dead Man’s Dog

      Exactly!!

  • smugjew

    Did The Dirty JUST remove Disqus comments? Either that or I’m banned.

    • If you were banned, you’d still see the comments. I’d say he disabled them bc ppl are just whining 24/7 that the site sucks ass.

      • Häxan

        No one is on it now though.. And ALL the comments (plus Cities and Dirty Celebs) are gone for good..

      • OCgirl12

        Nailed it.

    • Häxan

      Shalom.. He Banned Everyone and wiped the entire site of the Disqus comments. You can only sign in with your FB or Twitter accounts (which no one has).. So it’s Officially Over I guess..

    • Spartacus

      He’s ditched Disqus and based the comments on facebook…. oh yes, that’s going to work well.

    • AP

      It’s dead. The site is over. RIP thedirty.

      I think it’s time that this site ramps up production!! There’s a huge hole to be filled! (lulz)

      More posts, more traffic, y’all could make hella money on ad space alone, right??

      • chris

        “Hella Money” so says Cartman too! LOL! I love the word hella!

        • “Stop saying hella, Cartman!” Man i love that show…i still watch all of the reruns. The only ones I don’t care for are the ones they dress up like broke down superheroes.

        • AP

          It’s catchy. You can’t deny it.

    • Ignatius_J_Reilly

      Yes, sir. They did. I think Spartacus is right. They switched to FB. Wow. Just wow. Didn’t even keep the archives…oh well, fuck Dik and his tranny loving ‘staff’. See what I did there? Yeah, it’s early.

      So, I’m not at all sorry to see the shitty swirl down the toilet bowl of Dik’s hubris and stupidity, but I’m really puzzled. I might have missed the hookers and such, but as others have pointed out, ZW has that shit COVERED, so thank you–thank you all. I won’t be missing that.

      And hey, if it gets rid of that disease ridden, incestuous, droning on bitch, CF, that can only be good, so, yeah, don’t get me wrong here. I just like things to make sense, and this move makes no sense.

      So, can someone help me? Internet commerce is not my strong suit (hell, what is?), but I’m an old-ass, old-school accountant, so I have seen very effective and very ineffective business models in just about every non-tech industry, and I have a pretty good idea of how this shit is supposed to work. I’m really having trouble understanding how this is a better financial move for the shitty and Dik.

      Well, actually, I’m sure it’s Dik’s masters — whoever bought the site from him a few years ago — dictating this new direction, but it still doesn’t make any fucking sense. It is some kind of bust out, where they are trying to tank it because it’s over-leveraged or out lived its purpose?

      Is this just a move so he can focus on the rest of his empire (insert emjoi laughing so hard it’s crying here)?

      How is this a better option than hookers and Sharkey? All you non-luddite, tech savvy folks out there, please, help me out. It will be even more satisfying to watch them fail, once I understand what the fuck they are thinking over there.

      • Spartacus

        Celebrity gossip gets clicks and the news they are grabbing requires less work drumming up contributors. This stuff is sold for pennies and then just repurposed for the site.

        • Penny Lane

          I don’t know anything about how making money with sites work.. So they think they will actually make more $$ by changing the format? why the sudden change?

          • Spartacus

            I don’t think this is Nik’s Idea, but one from the owners of the business. I guess supported by Nik, perhaps he wants to be the next Perez Hilton….. with added “wanker”

      • JimU113

        I see this as the expose’ version of New Coke: They see they’re having problems competing so just change format. There’s two flaws with their thinking:

        1) They couldn’t compete period;
        2)They should have learned from New Coke. IE, they just fucked up.

        • Ignatius_J_Reilly

          Well, maybe I was just overlooking the obvious, because, that makes a lot of sense. Thanks! I should have known I was giving them too much credit for knowing what they were doing.

          On a related note, I’m pretty sure Dik, JV, and the other dumbass–Justin?– couldn’t meet Mensa’s IQ requirements if they were allowed to combine all three of theirs, so, ‘flawed thinking’ is pretty much par for the course with those chucklefucks.

          • JimU113

            You kidding? They’re lucky to spell IQ.

    • prettyfeet

      Wow. Just checked out the shitty because of what you guys are saying. When did it become TMZ??? Also did not see 1 single comment. How can this possibly be better? Stoopid mistake losing the archives. The comments are what made that old website fun.

      • Kimberley

        I came here to see if anyone knew what what was going on over there? Rather than being able to look up a city, the search bar says “look for a celebrity”. If you scroll down far enough past all the pointless celebrity stuff suddenly posts of “real” people appear again, but are 2 years or more older. And yeah, comments seem to be gone.

      • Penny Lane

        you can still access the archives, but it’s a pain in the ass. You can’t just type in the URL and go to it. I wonder when that will go away.

  • ZW PSA: It has been brought to my attention that some members of the ZW Nation are unaware that the 5150 troll is following them on Instagram (for someone who hates us, she sure can’t stop following everything we do – I think she secretly loves the zdub and visits several times a day. I must make the effort to thank her for the views and $$$ from ads she views).
    CountryJew kindly listed the accounts he had seen so far, please check your accounts and block the retard.
    Reply here with any others you’re aware of. I know there are more (because what else does the dumb bitch have to do all day but create lame accounts that nobody cares about or takes the time to even double tap those lame pics she does not have the copyright to, but adds a filters and calls it ART) but I seriously can’t be assed looking into it.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/37fc45bcd14db3cd4494c7ab7cfa0dcd8ece6f53b3b3dfa0a282b27bd373e76e.jpg

    • smugjew

      This should be its own thread?

    • AP

      I got the glorious honor of being the new account she’s spoofing. She’s something else. It’s been what, like 2 years? That’s hella sad.

    • bemoreiced

      Holy shit, I have had them follow me for weeks, but I have no fucking clue who this bitch was. FUcking a, autoban.

    • chris

      I’m in the clear but that comes as no surprise. I’m boring as hell! Have a great week all!

  • Dead Man’s Dog

    Lololololol!!!!

  • Dead Man’s Dog

    One can smoke “rocks”

  • Dead Man’s Dog

    Some of you might remember iPout. I follow her just to see her dead eyes and wonder if it’s drugs or being brain dead that robs one of emotion. Or being a stripper at a shitty Winnipeg dive bar.

    (For all you Americano’s, Winnipeg is dirty, cold and the last place you’d want to be in winter. In summer it’s nice, except for the mosquitoes.)

    Anyways, next time crop your cold sore out of your IG pics. It’s gross.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ca0ca53a53e8f0830c56f7bfe57aa36080253c1752acbb54da758239b8914a5d.png https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/43c54347b8c1236b60f1bdc0576f97dcf41eef5926fae2f8e7977f0d40d1fbcf.png

    • OCgirl12

      PUKE

  • Gadda Bait

    We know what she is really talking about.

  • prettyfeet

    Yoga is my favorite exercise besides sex. I hate traditional exercise (women should not run in my opinion – so unladylike and bad for you). Yoga has so many other benefits in addition to the exercise. The fittest dude I know does it, so it is not just for girls either. Although, he might do it just to enjoy the view.

  • Ms Conduct

    I’m betting that the Sharkey’s have had a falling out again this weekend. He changed his profile to a picture that’s probably 10 years old and most likely the best he has of himself. Then, posted this on Instagram.

    Theshitty and the Sharkey’s both done within the same weekend. Oh the irony… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5dcae6b0cfddd452d6c3656ec33f42a03d723b9a94c5817a0d12156446d09919.jpg https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4ed688a48852765e65c3ab67235b8285f41cd9d1d0eaaf30a64321b3e549b148.png

    • Donnie Darko

      I just noticed that MsC. It was just Friday night he posted upgrading the ring, and now yes, this is his pattern when they break up. We all knew it was a matter of time. Andrea looks so Benzo’d out in all the pictures. I think she needed a place to stay and played him for free food and housing until she found somewhere else to go. Now if they are on the outs again, how does this bode for her testifying at the domestic battery trial in February? His defense attorney will definitely use her coming back to slam the prosecutions case. Sammi Jo wins the pool, she said give it 3 weeks. They got back together roughly a week before Christmas, which was around 3 weeks ago. Winner winner chicken dinner!!!!

    • chris

      The Train Wreck Keeps a Rollin!

    • He still has pictures up of him and “wifey” on FB so it’s safe to assume they are still together…..for now.

      • Donnie Darko

        He didn’t take them off after they broke up before. Him putting this picture as the main image on Facebook and Instagram tells me something happened. He also just posted something on IG about “No one hustles like a Shark” or something like that. Also no picture from The Crossing Church this weekend. There is definitely smoke, looking for the fire now.

      • Ms Conduct

        Sharkey probably hasn’t gotten around to changing those pictures or he’s just waiting to see if she’ll come back. My theory: He tried to finance the ring at Kay’s and couldn’t because his credit is so bad. Then, Andrea got mad. I’m sure they couldn’t lease a new place either because of his credit. Two things he couldn’t do and they probably got into a fight about it Friday and she went to someone else’s place to stay.

        • Danny McGrath

          Idk they have sub prime credit available for Kay Jewelers potential clients probably just got capped and couldn’t live up to the lofty expectations. Dream 2ctw. Reality 0.50ctw

    • CT

      Your right ! Something happened.

    • Is it his birthday? I coukd have sworn his mother made that meme when he slid out of her vag hole

  • OCgirl12

    Gross AF

  • Donnie Darko

    His lawyer is going to say if he’s so bad and abused you, why did you go back to him?

  • ZWGGMa

    Client paying the fare…

    • Penny Lane

      Then maybe she can blow someone for her dental surgery.

  • Congrats Queen & the ZW crew. The only great decision little Niky made was turning his site into shit and sending everyone here. Now you can never be told you have an “echo” site by the same losers sucking Nik’s asshole. As much as i loved/hated that site, ultimately I’m glad it’s gone…the sky is the limit here. You guys have the power to rock this shit and bring all the drama that is my guilty pleasure to light. 🙂

  • Penny Lane

    I’m trying to convert people from the dirty to come here and Nik’s bitch ass has blocked anyone from mentioning the title of this site.

    • TwoTrickPony

      Rumor has it Morty and Gonzo are on suicide watch. Cousin Fucker and her twenty aliases (shocker) are collectively on yet another 5150 hold.

  • Sammi Jo

    PSSH…shame is underrated SMH

    I forget…how old is this eye candy anyways?

  • Donnie Darko

    Guess the talk of them breaking up was premature. Unless he’s trying to throw us off. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3e99541df84919d1e08191f36ad73e29d5a1685d23a82ee62c0843629a27705f.png

    • Ms Conduct

      They just made up after the fight. Unfortunately, Sammi Jo is now out of the running for the bet…unless they break up this week. Haha.

      • Digitus impudicus

        They will break up again on Groundhog Day only to make up again on Valentine’s Day because they are both so fucking desperate for hearts, flowers, Hallmark “love” and unicorns with dildo horns.

        • Ms Conduct

          Hahahah!

    • ZWGGMa
    • that looks like shit, drizzled with cheese

      • The Beav

        I LOVE nachos but I seriously dry heaved looking at that. WTF?

        • Spartacus

          If you had thrown up, chuck some tortilla chips on there plus some cheese, get it under the grill and voila!

      • CT

        Absolutely gross looking

    • Ignatius_J_Reilly

      You know you’re an alcoholic when you make bar food at home.

    • Spartacus

      Did she grill up some sick?

    • miss piglet
      • Danny McGrath

        You made me smear my lipstick as i was reading this meme…great job miss piglet

    • Digitus impudicus

      Uh, yeah no. That looks like Diarrhea on Doritos.

    • chris

      I have a 9 year old that could do a better job on this mess….

    • Danny McGrath

      i mean to be fair i do see three different colors of food on the plate so it must be a healthy meal..yellow, brown and orangish yellow

    • Open can of refried beans
      Open bag of chips
      Shred government cheese block with Bic razor too dull for your pits.
      Dump on plate
      Microwave.
      We got us another kitchen nightmares here

  • Penny Lane

    Did Nik and company get in a bunch of legal trouble? why the drastic change? thinks it would make more $$ doing celeb stuff? just curious. I don’t know how making money on sites work.

    • smugjew

      The old format ran its course and he lost interest in it. We got him to admit that last year. Now he is taking a stab at being a Mainstream Media Personality by propagating gossip about reality show and pop rap stars.

      The site is now completely soulless and generic — just like its creator.

      • The Beav

        I keep saying he tried doing this with Tabrag and FAILED hard. It’s terrible, if I am going to read a celeb gossip blog its going to be Dlisted. Stay in your lane Dik.

      • chris

        There will be nothing fresh on his site or original. He’ll never be able to cover costs of scumbag “paps” or pay first rights for photos/stories. It’s a bad decision….

    • Nik is/was only 41% owner

  • Miranda Rights

    Yeah but what the Sharster failed to realize is that she meant a ‘crack rock’ so that she can numb herself completely.

  • I’m pretty sure the whole theShitty.com turning into TMZlite.com has a lot to do with Nik finally getting his gay ass iPhone App that he’s always had a boner for. He couldn’t get it approved when he was posting insta-hoes and douche nozzles on the old Dirty site. No way Apple was going to turn him down for the new crap site he has now when TMZ has been doing the same thing for years

  • LolLmao

    Good stuff, guys! Cousin Fucker here. I’m still crying out for attention. My IP Address today is 70.210.72.90

  • The Beav

    So how long will it be before Shayne leaves Dik? I give it 6 months.

    • smugjew

      Good call. He’s gotta be running out of money.

      • Sammi Jo

        Annd $2000 a month at Starbucks isn’t gonna pay for itself

        • The Beav

          I still don’t know how that is possible…who spends more than $20.00 a day at Starbucks? Maybe Starbucks is code for “Benzo Dealer”?

    • Spartacus

      I do wonder if they are not separated yet but in an “open” relationship now….

  • smugjew
    • shit back to a single income household

    • Flowerpotgirl

      Thats going to hit some of these girls real hard!

    • The_Truth_Hurts2012

      rename it, ‘older than 18 page near the back’
      dealing in content that resembles but is not classified as adult content.

  • smugjew

    An anti-bullying PSA from the woman who mocked the Aurora movie theater shooting victims and also joked about “sneaking up” on a deaf woman and punching her. Thank you for your service Bev.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/76edce21891847408b520bc3fa49f230216faa06ec46ce57df29197b6ab6e912.png

    • ZWGGMa

      When it comes from family and friends, it might be worth considering that you are in fact, an asshole. Just sayin’

    • I hope it says “dumb fucking cunt” on that wall.

    • Vicki Vallencourt

      is it bullying if the label fits?

  • smugjew

    ZW EXCLUSIVE:

    Sharkey’s domestic violence trial has been assigned to a new judge. Justice Of The Peace Amy Chelini has only been on the bench since June. What better to way to make her mark that put away this notorious woman beater and traffic scofflaw.

    Next court date: Feb 8

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/348e45fa61fdb3b0a594c3dcc669bf95cab52c35b65d7c53a0fdf8a55eb879ca.png

  • Danny McGrath

    I would love to wager on Feb 17th myself..after v-day, during his trial and after payday

  • chris

    Is that Miss Tiffany Vine’s dog coming to the conclusion her owner is a hot mess? lol

    • Sammi Jo

      Her poor dog is sick of her tits! LOL!

  • The Beav

    At first, I really thought they were wedge fries covered in cheese on chips….blech! Like I said that pic might turn me off Nachos for awhile.

  • The Beav

    Yes, it would seem if you are spending that much money you would have hella points. Anyway, I look forward to the demise of the union because you know Dik will be telling all.

    • Sammi Jo

      I suspect the demise is already in process considering I saw pics of him all hugged up on Abigail Ratchet…dude is drowning in hypocrisy

      • The Beav

        Damn, how did I miss that?

  • The Beav

    I also am a pretty good cook and I have made nachos…they never look like that. I am not even sure how something so amazing can look so terrible?

    • bitch tits already blocked me..

      • Danny McGrath

        Bitch Tits…the irony of your comment isn’t lost on me @sharkey_james

        • Ms Conduct

          C’mon that was totally Spurs.

  • Danny McGrath

    Lol this train wreck…

  • Digitus impudicus

    Too bad TD took a shit. I will miss both outing and torturing CF.

    • Maia

      What’s up with the comments section?

      • Digitus impudicus

        It’s as empty as the skulls of Instawhores.

  • Holy shit- she’s a piece of shit

  • TwoTrickPony

    Update: we received compelling information on the human depravity that is Jen Wilke from yet another relative. From my brief read of the accusations – even with a pitifully low bar – they’re the worst yet. Post is forthcoming.

  • kinda like when you lick my booty-hole clean

  • prettyfeet

    Knowing him, he is right in the middle. Surrounded by puss and ass on all sides.

  • smugjew

    ZW Exclusive:

    Through my crack investigative reporting skills I have located the whereabouts of Sharkmobile Mk II. (Hint: It’s not at Struggle Estates).

    Full story has been submitted to the Powers That Be.

    • Ghost Girl

      He probably got pulled over once again, and they finally decided to impound it. He has what? 4 traffic warrants?

    • Donnie Darko

      I’m guessing the impound yard for not having a license or insurance or at an auction after being repoed.

    • Donnie Darko
      • Vicki Vallencourt

        lmao are u keeping that phone just to harass people? me likey

        • Donnie Darko

          No, if you get google voice you can use it from your phone, and it’s a different number than your phone, can turn it off when you don’t use it.

          • Penza

            They’ve got all kinds of tricky stuff nowadays. I make it a point not to piss people off who have my phone number. Phoney phone calls have come a long way since I used to do it in high school… with a rotary dial.

  • smugjew
    • Maybe to pay my court fines?

      • smugjew

        #moguls don’t pay courts, courts PAY THEM

    • Miranda Rights

      It was from Rent-A-Center and got repo’d. They couldn’t make the $25/weekly payments

      • Miranda Rights

        So where are these “bengal tiger” kittens then?

        • Penza

          They got grabbed.

    • The_Truth_Hurts2012

      If you still have things to pawn, you don’t have a drug problem yet.

    • You know they did!!!! What the hell would Sharkey read? I’m thinking Nietsche and Hemingway are probably not options. Maybe “How to Win Friends and Influence People”?

    • Stelio Kontos

      Turning it off seems to option #1 for people who aren’t in a financially dire situation and babysitting a sweetheart with a penchant for procuring self prescribed medication…
      But I think that is a great euphemism for the situation

  • smugjew

    Those headphones are his spirit animal.

    • The_Truth_Hurts2012

      lol +10 for ‘spirit animal’

  • smugjew
    • The_Truth_Hurts2012

      I thought she had one,, starts with ‘blow’

  • Maia

    Why would you travel to a 3rd world country and have this done to your ass? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/dda7c90061e80452aebde2d9dd3c728c4547933e4137937f5e8fa727705ccec1.png

    • Stelio Kontos

      Even I don’t advise going for an exclusive PCM friendly look. I mean I appreciate the sentiment, don’t get me wrong, but if you’re not baggin a pro athlete – you’re just limiting your options (from a whoring standpoint)

    • Omg! It looks like two infected, swollen watermelons. Do men really find this engorged ass look attractive?

      • Maia

        I hope not.

        • Me too. I’m sorry but I would cry every day if my ass was that big.

  • JimU113

    Welcome aboard.

  • JimU113
  • smugjew

    Who would have guessed Costa Rica is “mostly known for their cosmetic dentistry”?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ccd3ebac8879194fa05e6aca0d4923026a94b2e0175c45de209e37ada568f1f5.png

    • what sorry Beta paid for this trip?

    • Sammi Jo
    • Maia

      Love the post leading up to this. Begging for unused Southwest miles. Bitch, please! We business travelers spend a month at a time away from home so we can give a 33 year old bartender our miles? Fuck you, Hoe!!!!

    • MeowMing

      Who would take dental health advice from Tiffany J Vine!? Her teeth are so gross.

      • Whitney BeatMe

        And her hair, and her veiny tits, and her face…

    • They don’t just slam an implant in there you know. It takes months to heal before you can put the actual crown on. She’s a fucking idiot because implants have a spectacular fail rate as it is let alone being installed and crowned on a vacation. What a fucking dirty gross life skating skank. I hope her jaw falls off. She already looks like a ventriloquist’s doll in drag

  • Donnie Darko
    • Penza

      Wow, he does time travel!!!

    • OCgirl12

      Is he fuckin serious ?

    • Spartacus

      Well, the girls all use photoshop, so why not the boys….. Unless Yotta is 70 years old now.

  • Penza

    She’s gifted AF!

    • She truly is!

  • Penza

    The kittens! what about the KITTENZ???

    • Dead Man’s Dog

      Those aren’t chicken drumsticks in the fridge…meeeoooooow!

  • smugjew

    “At the end of the day, the Dirty is dead.”

    Anyone know this guy?

    • FtheBS

      TJ?

      • Sweater Puppies

        That’s who I was thinking.

      • TJ

        I don’t have his good looks or his screen presence.

    • The Beav

      One thing I won’t be downloading…The Dirty app. I will enjoy seeing this fail.

      • smugjew

        Looks like you’ll be missing out on all the Real Housewives (((exclusives))) then. Your loss bro.

        • The Beav

          Damn it…if I want to read a celeb blog, I will head over to Dlisted.

          • Maia

            At least I’ve heard of some of the names on TMZ.

          • Whitney BeatMe

            Absolutely. Only celeb site I look at. I used to read Alison when she was the mayor. Funny chick.

        • Maia

          And rappers who aren’t paying their taxes!

          • Everything is an exclusive over there. Exclusively ripped off from TMZ

    • bemoreiced

      That is the most generous and kind tribute Dik Itchy and the Shitty will probably get and it’s way more than they deserve. Shit, man, this guy just reminded me of the Experience Project, that was a great site that focused on a unique means of building communities.

    • Penza

      This guy has a future in acting, he could play a big goofy kid. I hope he joins us.

    • How many times can think guy say “td dot com.” Seriously, do a shot every time he does and I’ll see you in rehab.

  • JimU113
  • Spartacus

    Oops, just read your comment and realised I should have done that first before posting the exact same sentiment.

  • Sammi Jo

    LMAO!!!

  • Maia
    • smugjew

      All that dick she takes has to result in repeated herpes flareups just from the friction. I wonder how many (((clients))) have gotten the love bumps from her.

      Amanda L’hommedieu Winter Tour 2017

      Sponsored by Valtrex ™

    • Whitney BeatMe

      He should see his cardiologist about that edema. Hypertension is no laughing matter.

      • Maia

        No kidding!

  • Maia

    Awww!

  • Stelio Kontos

    Ewwww…when your step dad is your most vocal fan…well…..

    • Maia

      Well, barf.

  • smugjew

    A childhood hero.

  • smugjew

    You know she’s played Daddy Bad Touch.

    • Maia

      The comments on fb are disgusting.

    • Whitney BeatMe

      Dr. Papa

  • StephRidxo
    • Lmao!!

    • Vicki Vallencourt

      hmmm i want to see hoe this pans out

    • Maia

      Sick.

    • Whitney BeatMe

      Whoa… you spit it!!!

    • AP

      Ahhhahahhah oh my fucking god that is TOO MUCH.

      That made me bust out laughing in my office. Hooooollllyyy shiiit!

  • The Beav

    Damn, one of the greats…I even had the Supafly foam finger.

  • TwoTrickPony

    Step Dad? LOL. Dude’s been shagging someone else for years, and Amanda’s mom only has pen pals and conjugal visits at this point. And if you ever wonder how Deltona will turn out in a few years…

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9c2c0d7fd558e77e837917e98055a29765de366fa993fe4ac94db6388675f7d8.jpg

    • Maia

      Faces of cocaine and or meth. Sad.

  • Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!

    Now that The Dirty has been flushed, I am thinking it’s time to change the disqus name.. Perhaps Johnny Chimpo or something else supertroopers related.

  • CT

    That is creepy!

  • smugjew

    Handing out flyers four hours a day does not equal “Entrepreneur”

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ee66878760d835a9146f0109ca170e618475512a3da3ff566fff746605be3c59.png

  • ManicMonday

    Hello again! Fucker of Cousins here. My IP address today is: 70.112.13.231

    I cant stop coming here to hang out with you guys because I’m so jealous of your wonderful lives.And I’m in love with Samantha Stevens / @qotarts. I flick my massive bean to her photos every night before bed. She’s my best friend and dream lover. Her breasts are amazing!

    • You need God

      • Penza

        Does he have a straightjacket to fit her?

  • Dead Man’s Dog

    Who do you think turned her to hooking?!?!?

    • Maia

      I think you’re right. How sad.

  • OCgirl12

    Gross !!!!!!!

  • Pingback: The Sharkey Thread #3 – #Moguladouche the ZW 2016 Star – ZW Nation()

  • **Exclusive Dik Itchy News – he finally explains (lies) about theDirty.com format change!**

    https://thedirty.com/nik-richie/nik-richie-my-part-in-making-america-and-the-dirty-great-again/#comments

    • Lolololol

    • Whitney BeatMe

      I can’t remember who called this fatherhood thing… one of us..
      Well, I hope he gets legal representation without a record for inappropriate contact with minors before his dime a dozen celeb rag is winning. Can’t look respectable when your lawyer is a taco fingered kid toucher.

  • smugjew

    Former ZW Celeb “Turbo” throwing major shade on Nik Richie, says he’s a tiny-dicked blow fiend. Didn’t he claim in his book he’s never done coke? His latest delusions of grandeur scream otherwise.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fc5c94cac54eda608f6e1f67d122601e55293950fc36bdb66c052aed98f1e09a.png

    • BB

      I was about to post this! Beat me to it lol 3 inches max LOL

    • The Beav

      I can’t wait for this to start gaining traction!

    • Whitney BeatMe

      Fuckin sweet. Heather, any time you want a platform to clear the air or just share you know how to reach us.

    • Donnie Darko

      She was obviously a dirty celeb for a reason. Weird, I don’t remember her. It’s funny she needed to ask Nik to remove all her posts as soon as she gets pregnant. The kid wouldn’t even understand or be able to find her posts for at least 10 years. Talk about instant paranoia. All she needed to say was mommy was sick before I had you.

    • ZWGGMa

      3 inch dick huh? so I guess he wasn’t lying when he said it reaches his midget knees.

      • Whitney BeatMe

        It’s big for a baby dick…

  • ZWGGMa
  • Crabby
  • smugjew

    If someone other than James Sharkey is the father to Andrea’s baby then this reporter may have just discovered who it is. This story has been what we in the Media refer to as a “slow drip.”

    Andrea Ilo Sharkey only has 16 Facebook friends, mainly doofus (James) and then her family. Then we also have a Shawn Lagrande also on her friend list. This guy must be pretty important to make the cut. Rugged African-American man. Lists himself as “self-employed.” Hmm. Wasn’t there a dalliance with a black drug dealer that Sharkey walked in on (and promptly got punched for)?

    So I’m racially profiling Shawn because he’s black of course.

    Except he is actually *is* a drug dealer with a 2007 felony conviction for selling cocaine.

    He’s good looking no doubt. Probability he used to smash Andrea: 87%

    Could he be the true father of her child aka “the magic penis” we’ve been looking for?

    We’ll see how this story develops.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/672663d080d77bbe0d059fb601a904350438034aacb839568357e3b9c7a923a0.png https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5bf09e3aeafd649f6181f4894976da9f11c8814259aa130e8b4bf00ca5128c75.png

    • smugjew

      Here’s a screenshot of Shawn Lagrande on Andrea’s 16-person Facebook friend list. If he suddenly disappears then something is up.

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bf14e22931e010a88b036e67dfc1f00aef254658c8145c75df151921e3df22a7.png

      • ZWGGMa

        Oh you are a crafty jew aren’t you? Just keep doing what you do. I’m all aflutter with anticipation.

        • smugjew

          Yes. Next I’m going to be Sharkey’s shylock and loan him the money to pay off his court fines at a very reasonable rate of 186%.

      • TJ

        Sharkey is listed as being in VIP sales at Jet Night Club with no mention of Sharkey Marketing. What gives?

        • smugjew

          Sharkey Marketing only exists in his mind. He works for some guy handing out flyers and pretends like he is his own business entity. Perhaps we could refer to Sharkey Marketing as an (((alternative company))

          I think it’s been several years since he worked for any club and I wouldn’t be surprised if many haven’t outright blacklisted him.

        • AmericanTopTeam

          Lol i stopped reading at VIP… He is 86’d from every decent club in Vegas

      • Stelio Kontos

        Shawn is doing fine PCM work. I am not sure of his membership level. Upper level members avoid using terms like “self-employed”. There are more colorful, easily misinterpretable, status-implying titles one can use other than an obvious euphemism for something nefarious.
        Nonetheless, he is to be commended for his work.

    • MeowMing

      Would be pretty unlikely for no one to noticed if that baby had a little coffee in its milk. My vote is for Sharkey being the baby daddy.

      • TwoTrickPony

        We’ll know soon enough when a frontal picture emerges on his Facebook page…

        https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4d850aa9d87182724ba868ddb05a1a395bc25331dc495dd813132ad0439684ac.jpg

      • smugjew

        I’m inclined to agree with you but:

        a) we haven’t seen a truly good shot of the baby
        b) idle speculation and shit talking is pretty much our MO.

        • Penza

          You’re a very smart man, CJ… always thinkin’, and funny to boot!

        • The Beav

          I could see him wanting this “family” so desperately that he would overlook the swirl. Desperation much?

        • Donnie Darko

          Did you see the picture of the Andrea holding the baby in Hawaii? It looked pretty white.

        • ZWGGMa

          totally dig idle speculation and shit talking… LOL

    • Stelio Kontos

      The PCM at work

    • Sammi Jo

      He’s no Idris Elba

      • The Beav

        Yeah, but he looks classier than Sharkey. I guess the fact that he sells blow is just a bonus for Bangs.

    • Who is the man who makes you want to barf in your hand?
      SHAFT!
      Damn right.

    • Donnie Darko

      He couldn’t even afford an Attorney, so he must have not been a good dealer. He had to resort to the Public Pretender.

    • AmericanTopTeam

      He got all up in that azz

  • Deltona’s Douche Bag

    I can’t stand that degenerate and the things she did to you and others. Venting is fine, sure, but every post? Admits she’s one of those smug marrieds and continues on like we’re gonna kiss her ass like others did once upon a time? I liked the things she used to say, she made me laugh. I can’t wait till she tells us about every shit her future kid makes… popcorn time.

  • Whitney BeatMe

    A fucking greed. Pants are the devils handiwork

  • ZWGGMa

    No one needs pants

  • Penza

    Tied up and undone, just how I like ’em.

  • The Beav

    It’s the accent too!

  • Penza

    Cousin Fucker has SERIOUS jealousy and insecurity issues.
    Anyway, I find the concept of fillers, and other needle fixes, are always more interesting from a first-person POV.

  • Penza

    That’s a good plan, I like that.

  • That’s cool, but he gay mama. Ain’t no law against looking at that shit but heads up in case you come across one IRL and lose your mind. It happens. Otherwise he’s hot AF I can totally dig the crush

  • Wtf Sammi this shit is more airbrushed than l’hommecunt. I can totally dig it too.. I just don’t get off on beefcake shit? It’s funny BC now that I think about it all my life very fine guys in good shape and I had crushes on skinny smartasses with suit jackets as a young hoe

  • You are like the j Peterman of cute cougar shit lmaoaoaooo

  • No buts …No ad hominem went down …Woosah

  • Stelio Kontos

    I haven’t seen my Adonis belt since ’04. For a guy in his mid 30’s and up to maintain that look you have to sacrifice too much.
    In the words of Irish Terry Conklin, “I don’t need my ego fed….”
    I workout to maintain a respectable former athlete look (emphasis on the former) while still drinking beer and eating like a damn man.
    As long as I can crush Dos Equis Amber and Smithwicks drafts and still go shirtless on the beach in summer, I’m happy.
    Abs and Adonis belts are for guys with awesome genetics, guys who get paid to look good and guys who can’t get any action from women otherwise so they live in the gym.

    • Maia

      Living in the gym sucks. Eat what you want. I don’t want to be that awesome old lady with a superb ass that got struck by a bus.

  • Maia

    Only a wealthy Mexican cartel member could make me go Cancun for A DAY. NYC to Cancun to LA to Vegas. Hotdog down the hallway with an echo to boot. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8c4d5b167d7f727ff5ad6dc836b08d2d14ea7ae89e03e5a1b9f6996dd1e6c02d.png

    • Can’t these old trout’s dip their dick stateside? I think Amahandjob does donkey shows

    • AmericanTopTeam

      Only kids go to Cancun…Cozumel slighty better but i wouldn’t brag about Cancun

      • Maia

        A cheesy all-inclusive with an armband, to boot!

  • I thought about that and worried you’d be insulted. But aren’t cougars over 30,? If they’re older, my apologies. I’m a fucking bobcat so whatever lol

  • Ever see a douchebro or frat boy on spring break? Now imagine said dbag at 75 years old with money. I bet she has to sit there smiling while some liverspotted jowly old fuck pretends her tit is a gearshift and makes racecar noises while he squeezes it. I’d rather live in Detroit and work at a bodega than fuck a saggy balled old fart for pics of airports and tourist traps to elevate myself with.

    • Penza

      You said it, sistah!

  • Happy Pants

    The Rock is legit funny as shit, so he gets a pass from me, though not my type at all.

  • Somehow comments got closed here. Fixed now!

    • ZWGGMa

      Excellent… was wondering where my daily fix of weird and wonderful was at. Thank you Your Majesty

  • Maia

    Has this whore forgotten she had an abortion???????? In true Tricia fashion, she insults a person who speaks the truth. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f5d5ee628aa8224bfd2d956e94aca0d65e4255a33b12ccad55a388c0498fa463.png

    • TwoTrickPony

      I just posted that in FPF. Dead Tooth got schooled.

      • Maia

        Does this twatwaffle actually believe George Michael was wearing that as an anti-abortion message? Tricia Evans is as dumb as a stump.

    • ZWGGMa

      Trasha’s response is toddler level butt hurt. She is shameless… and not in a good way.

      • Penza

        You know what bothers me more than her stupid sputum? – All those ridiculous hashtags!

    • Ghost Girl

      Wtf?!? This bitch pops out one welfare increase, and all of the sudden she’s the antiabortion spokes person? I wish that she would just fuck off already…

  • ZWGGMa

    sorry.. just can’t get behind the Brady Brat.. no likee….

    • Sammi Jo

      HAHA!! T.B. is friggin’ awesome!!

  • Maia

    Yeeeessssss!!!!

  • ZWGGMa

    Where the fuck is the Duchess? Your Grace? I am getting seriously worried here. Just tell me you are OK and I will go away.

  • Dead Man’s Dog
    • Stelio Kontos

      Oh Austin…..it’s guys like you who make these tramps think this is how life works.
      For future reference. If given this opportunity, respond to them with a pic of your dick with a sign that says “hulu acct” hanging from it.
      Silly Austin.

      • ZWGGMa

        hahha.. thats funny. Someone so needs to do this

    • Miranda Rights

      Because it would be too difficult to click the big option on the screen that says “start free trial” WTF

  • ZWGGMa
    • Awww thanks! I forgot to look at this thread yesterday.

      • Digitus impudicus

        Ack! I am SO sorry I missed the knowledge about your birthday! I hope it was as delightful and fun as you are. Many, many more, Dawn!

  • Maia

    Who does Kurtlynn think he’s either https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4d592ed1947eb92b1ae0c37e7bc39c3d8243cf9328e14d7f8e2f37b6c8cff7ed.png impressing or pissing off? Mexican Chewy? He’s in Deltona’s bedroom!

    • TwoTrickPony

      “To boldly go where a thousand random men have gone before…”

    • Punky B.

      Ok Maia I know u b up on the snaps. Wtf was that monstrosity Deltona 500 was wearing n the elevator??prob. leaving a john’s apartment.A jacket and some tore up finshnets?? Pretty woman had on more clothing.did she Snapchat that experience??

      • Maia

        She wore that to the club!

  • TwoTrickPony

    I have a clever cleaver (or so I’ve been told).

  • Whitney BeatMe

    Yes, sharkey would need to scrape what’s left of you into a bag if you wanted to go.
    Meet me outside, how bow da?!!

    • I never heard that last line until I watched WWE Raw with my son last night.
      He had to show me the Dr. Phil episode on YouTube. God I feel old..

  • Penza

    I hate the thought of eating dead chickens, but they’re so freaking tasty. If I think about what it really is that I’m chewing, I start to gag and choke.

    • AmericanTopTeam

      I try not to think about the delicious piece of steak is actually a cow’s ass

  • Penza

    Myself, I don’t care for critiques of my work unless they’re favorable. I love a good like.
    I don’t find the place less clever, but the cleavage is still there.

  • smugjew
    • Happy Pants

      Cheeto dust on the screen is always a warning sign.

      • Digitus impudicus

        So is a caked on glob of cousin jizz.

  • Even Morty riding the Sand Midget’s dick wasn’t enough to soothe the burn from the Dirty commenters…
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a801efdd55722f225c0e6039742075afb7e25f9f5cfa69ba5461f73b9dcb241b.jpg

    • Whitney BeatMe

      Whoa… he needs ice bad. That sucks.

    • ZWGGMa

      Really? Nik couldn’t handle the hate? Little fucker sure could dish it out tho….

    • AmericanTopTeam

      Too much hate? Jesus he was the most hateful little cheese rat on the internet. Guaranteed he or the real owner is trying to sell that site… I bid 3.50 and 4 30mg roxys

    • Stelio Kontos

      I think Nik woke up one day and found himself on the other side. He became a DC. The troops turned on him, it was like a slow burning mutiny.
      He woke up one day and realized he no longer controlled his DA and he has burned bridges with the DC crowd. He was a man without a country.
      Sounds Shakespearean huh?
      I kinda believe there was a legal scare in there somewhere also…. Just a hunch…

      • Spartacus

        I remember him crapping on about the 1%….. Reap as you sow Nik, you bellend.

        • The_Truth_Hurts2012

          80/20 rule…..applies in this case.. 80% of his best comments came from about 20% of his posters……. Those 20% are now here,,

      • The_Truth_Hurts2012

        He banned the loyal and the witty……..fk’ him
        he kept the 5150’s = CF and DT

  • ZWGGMa

    ahhhahhhahha this is great.
    Edit.. if I tried this shit I’d knock myself out… enormous titays are not so much fun when you are old..:-(

  • Maia

    No pants!!! Because WHORE!

  • TwoTrickPony

    There were plenty of “moments.” Seems everyone’s a critic unwilling to send in submissions, be funny or (God forbid) leave if they don’t like things. So she/he/whomever was given a shove.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8355e78594931497770e340637b831eafea86cde79910161d02d8f5a6b3cfd6b.jpg

    • ZWGGMa

      Good call. Hats off to ZW and crew. Talk about a one note… If we were echoing the shitty, wouldn’t we be dead now? Facts seem to matter not to these butt hurt imbeciles.
      Takes a lot to piss off GMa, but this asshole managed. Thanks for punting the garbage to the curb

      • Punky B.

        Yep pisses me off too gma. I don’t normally write a novel but that shit gots my blood boiling! Ure not disabling a fucking bomb! U don’t like it here don’t let the door hit u on your ass on the way out..Blah!

    • smugjew

      We don’t want to be The Dirty.

      They promoted hookers. We destroy them.

      • ZWGGMa

        Like hello? news flash… The shitty was fun and then it wasn’t. I was never there for the posts. It was all about the hilarious commentators. Dumb as dirt pea brains can’t seem to dislodge that particular ear worm… and too stupid to see the difference when they hang out here. Oh well, I guess that’s why we get all the great people. Self select for funny.

    • Whitney BeatMe

      We pushed her back into the shitpile where she came from.

  • Thanks PB and everyone else for your wishes!

    • Maia

      What???? Where was I??? Happy Super Belated Birthday!

  • Whitney BeatMe

    Yeah. That shit is mayhem.

  • Lol salad spinner!!!

  • Seriously

    Shout out to the ZW phamily member I met today at Chipotle! Even though you said you don’t comment often I hope you see this and start commenting ❤❤

    • Haha how ironic considering a LV Chipotle was our mailing address

      • Seriously

        Lol oh wow. It’s fate!!

        • Ms Conduct

          Fun! How in the heck did y’all know that you both comment on ZW?
          Edit: Unless y’all meant to and if that’s the case, I’m a little slow.

          • Seriously

            I was scrolling through a post and he politely said “I don’t want to creep you out but, I love that site. It’s my guilty pleasure.” & we talked a bit I let him know that I was “Seriously” & he told me that he didn’t comment often but he always reads the comments *shout out to DDD who he said was his favorite* this was all while waiting in the ridiculously long line at Chipotle.

          • Ms Conduct

            That is so funny. Small world…

          • Seriously

            Makes me wonder how many other ZDubbers I encounter without knowing

          • I encountered one once too. I won’t say anymore than I saw them at a bar and they saw my phone whilst scrolling. It was a bit of a shock but was cool AF. Obv I didn’t say who I was.

          • TwoTrickPony

            Should have said you were Cousin Fucker. Then ducked.

          • Ms Conduct

            CF doesn’t live in Australia…duh.

          • The_Truth_Hurts2012
          • smugjew

            So if we have “fans” then what you’re really sayin’ is there’s a chance I can pull some CJ groupies from the ZW Nation? Maybe we need a convention.

            #hellalaid #hellapaid

          • The_Truth_Hurts2012

            cause, If I’d met you, I’d say, buy me a drink,, or a great bottle of wine that goes with a burger……

          • Stelio Kontos

            I have a black t-shirt with a purple crayola crayon on the front and “PCM” on the back. It is one of my favorite drinking shirts (as I will be making my tri annual pilgrimage to Bourbon St soon).
            It is also a not so subtle inside joke. So if you ever see a big, fair skinned black dude repping the PCM….you’ll know.

          • The_Truth_Hurts2012

            PCM ? = Pulse code modulation?

          • Stelio Kontos

            Lol…very very smart answer. Actually, I may be giving insight into what I do for a living, but that is exactly what the shirt meant when I picked it at a workshop on the job.
            I added the crayon and of course now it is the flag of the Purple Crayon Mafia.

  • Thank you!

  • Donnie Darko

    Sharkey is in jail right now for his continuing to drive without a license. He’s stuck there until his trial Monday.

    • The_Truth_Hurts2012

      if he tells the judge, I want to stay here till my outstanding fines are paid……..they’ll release him early.
      3 hots and a cot..

  • Spartacus

    For fun, I looked over at the Dirty, no one there, tumbleweed blowing around….. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/5499fcec11001959d3585168c24ed29e3e0cf05bac4c31b3d8984b279a5947df.jpg

  • Lol maybe

    • The_Truth_Hurts2012

      someone ever catches me.. I’m gonna tell em,, I’m QOT, and with a little some’thn some’thn I’ll make you famous…..

  • The_Truth_Hurts2012

    I know this might of been mentioned,, but I puked a bit when I saw it (damn good waste of beer).
    I was watching the 2.5 star Netflix rating movie ‘Extraction’ with Bruce willis…..I saw this goat fk’n looking dude playing with carrots in a corner. It spoke. If you take your face, bury it in a cow pie and talk, you have Fake Equis voice
    he appears with 1.04.06 left of the movie, .

  • The_Truth_Hurts2012

    toss that at scorpio,, you know he’ll give you at least +4 up 😉

  • Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!

    QOT,
    In regards to the ZW Mobile App, you will need to register Zwnation with Google Cloud Messaging to send a notification everytime the site is updated. The only other alternative is that I make the app poll for new updates (higher data usage). The delay in writing the app is due to health and research.

    • Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!

      I can do a browser with the zwnation icon in about 5 lines of code.

      • Maia

        I thought that was going to say 5 lines of coke!

    • Let me know what else you need. I’ve added your gmail onto my cloud project.
      And take your time! No pressure at all!

  • Dead Man’s Dog

    Liz Dahl aka I-Pout stripped for FIVE months, then flew to Dubai.

    Posts IG note to boyfriend, then gets pooped on while friend gets doused with Arabian pee.

    This truly is the BEST generation.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d817ca6c71f714862d698fe895036a5e3f688172b3ce39155389950bc0f7a3c2.png

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a1482e88cbf0c2ec2eab12c78ca26ea82f9497308cdb0dfaf4de77d55f009c95.png

    • Stelio Kontos

      I missed the part about waiting for the guy who just smashed a goat-n-curry buffet.
      You know waiting for the guy with a rumbling in his belly that’ll make IBS sufferers sympathize.
      Waiting for that guy to squat above you and drench you Hostel II style.
      That guy….is that the guy she is waiting for…she is in Dubai after all…

      • Maia

        So funny!

    • The_Truth_Hurts2012

      I think the only thing she ever waited for,, was the ‘money’ shot.

  • smugjew

    From Vegas Dave’s Instagram. File under False Hopes And Broken Dreams.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2fe17897b2756fe8b4fbc8f0d921760a70c9c0643d61876d95fb093d24003469.png

    • ZWGGMa

      What an idiot… Are there really betas in the world that will follow his example? I can’t see any other reason for these postings than to induce idiots to do the same. Dave probably gets a cut of the losses…

    • OCgirl12

      What ?! Completely retarded ?!

    • nancy young

      He’s just showing off. Trying to snatch a hoe on the gram

      • The_Truth_Hurts2012

        more like snatch a hoe with a gram…he should of went for the 8 ball

    • Digitus impudicus

      Yes, he’ll be “noting” his losses.

    • Vicki Vallencourt

      oh fuck… dats bad

    • Shikaka

      oh my, just saw this comment today when pats won, he dun fucked

  • Maia

    I’m just going to leave this here. The drama between Kurtlynn and Mexican Chewy continues! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/46cd06baa182cb5671e83b61028c2337c2aa00cc1a7302990e870fee7aebbd64.png

  • prettyfeet

    Holy shit girl. Just started watching The Wire and he looks good!

  • Maia

    Holy fuck. Mexican Chewy is flat out stating that Kurtlynn is gay on her snapchat. Just wow.

    • Seriously

      What’s her username

      • Maia

        Missmelaniem I think. She deleted it. She claimed he never hit it.

  • shenanigans
    • ZWGGMa

      hahah.. and as lame a post as those made by what’s left for commentators….

  • nancy young

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2f6dbaa546fe52865915a6c70f993b6595e59b86c875f2bc60491d799389eae7.png

    She forgot some hashtags: #thirsttrap #thirstyAF #pleasetellmeimpretty

    • smugjew

      putting out feelers for her next beta

      • nancy young

        The breakup is probably ‘on’ again with her on/off BBD: beta baby daddy

      • TJ

        Where can I sign up?

    • Shikaka

      Oh my fuck, this dumb hello kitty case is still alive? Also models don’t need to push saggy tits together with their arms to create an illusion of having them. Nothing of Lara Kroft is here, all i see is “desperate single mom” vibes

      • Sweater Puppies

        I’m happy she finally got a new sports bra, the pink one was so tired! But yeah, she irritates the shit out of me…

    • ZWGGMa

      OFFS, not this tired old been there seen that jacked it trash can pose again. At least the bimbo is consistent.. consistently ghetto….

    • TJ

      She looks good.

      • Maia

        For a mid 30s whore with a baby, she does.

        • lol i agree she isn’t ugly unless she talks or shows her dead tooth.

    • Stelio Kontos

      Hair down over hair up….and needless to say the PCM is waiting for weight gain.

    • Digitus impudicus

      #cletusfetussmommy, #strugglebra, #saggymomtits, #poopyduckface, #hellocunty

    • Lol…Slender…Petite…Lara croft…Foodstamps …yamandoneleftyourtiredstretchedoutass https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/48ee1218c768b8a91ce8f558a04238f100c78a1b1c00ae9e9699ebf761b86e33.jpg

      • Persephone

        She never used to cross her arm over herself during any slutography. I am going to lean towards boobs aren’t the same versus this is my supermodel pose. If she were to try to pull off a supermodel excuse she’d caption the picture #Cara’seyebrowsaremyinspiration #ImprettierthanCaraDelevingne #Iamaplayboymodel #lookatme #lookatme #mypoorkid

        • She’s in some kind of attention seeking catfight w Audrey hoday on Twitter. She says whatever might get desperateforfakebullshit news.com to use her tweets about abortion and shit. Twas fine for her to have one tho she claims it was a miscarriage and makes a big deal about it, so right on, dumb cunt, limit access to procedures for everyone else since you got your little DES cash cow fucking slut

          • Persephone

            It’s comical to me how smooth she thinks she is, how articulate and educated she wishes she was.

    • Persephone

      “Hmmmm …. what desperate thing can I say to use an excuse to post a picture of myself without a shirt on…”
      She is almost 40 fucking years old, she is absolutely ridiculous, and ‘darenrasey’ could be a featured “BETA OF THE MONTH”
      “She looks good. Glad you’re my friend.” LOL what a cocksucker

    • I just dont get the point in wasting time or even finding time to do a full face of makeup and take selfies when you’re a stay at home mom with a 6 month old…..

  • Spartacus

    In other news, I see over at http://www.thehopeless.com, that Nik has now removed commenting altogether. Moving from Disqus to facebook comments was such a success. Most posts were bots earning $6,000 per day working from home, even then items were averaging 0-2 comments.

    The fact that my screenshot comes from an item about Ratchet is merely coincidental. Although she does look horrid without the spackle…

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1abfcd9a610d3e7b1d2be5b38d10d46887d48f89a582f8d70cb107cef2fcf3be.jpg

    • TJ

      She still has her good looks.

    • Stelio Kontos

      If Nik was going to redirect, there are other ways it could’ve been done. Losing disqus comments was to eliminate bashing.
      You don’t buy a baby alligator and get shitty when it grows into the Cloverfield monster.
      I think Nik walked a fine line by nudging DC’s. It was safe bashing and still served the “all pub is good pub” purpose for the insta-famous.
      Things got brutal when folks like PNAK pulled back the curtain on DC’s and left scorched earth.
      Nik couldn’t be in the middle anymore….just my theory. He was never anti DC.

      • smugjew

        He is a club rat till the end and relishes his status amongst the rubes.

        Look at Sharkey. Sociopathic drug addict POS with multiple convictions for domestic violence, animal abuse and DUI.

        Can you imagine having this guy on your podcast and giving him a platform to promote himself? Nik Richie did just that.

      • He cant really bash the same bitches throwing him a couple hundies to take the shit down, either. Damn I bet he got so desperate at the end he would be like “ummm bring a box of OB tampons and some toilet paper to my office and we’ll see what we can do to help you. Oh, you live in San Diego? How about Amazon. Everybody should have prime … JV call Amazon I just promoed them I want my 0.3 cents in merch …OK as I was saying, not no Scott tissue that shit rips up my ass and not no Charmin shit where it’s all fluffy and there isn’t any goddam paper on the roll. We go through shit tickets like water when the wife is OTR. Man, she’s raggin all the damn time she can never get down with me..oh never mind…Now, tell me about your friends…

    • ZWGGMa

      I can tell just about anything I need to know about a person by how they dress to fly. Sloppy, tasteless, trend chasing wanna be hood rat with no class, style, discretion or intelligence. See?

      Edit: and a whore…..

      • El Hijo De Fistfight

        I appreciate the edit.

    • TwoTrickPony
      • Vicki Vallencourt

        well she does look like dog shit but thats all the time no need to blame a flight

      • Sammi Jo
        • TJ

          A woman who is hiding drugs in her special place.

          • The_Truth_Hurts2012

            I bet even the dogs are scared to sniff there

      • Stelio Kontos

        Why is TSA doing pap smears now? Protecting us from terrorists is more than enough.
        Or am I lost on this “pap’d” thing?

      • Translation: Drunk guy at baggage claim: “holy fuck I jacked off and blew my nut all over your fucking face last week! Lemme gets a pisshure”

      • AmericanTopTeam

        Same…i thought pap smear for some reason….then thought of she flew to LA to get her cooter sand blasted

    • El Hijo De Fistfight

      Is she wearing an apron?

  • Stelio Kontos

    The PCM is confused by Abigail, we’re going to discuss her during our spring meeting.
    This isn’t a bad look but….

    • Sammi Jo

      HAHA! I may request a seat…. I can document the “meeting minutes”

  • Vicki Vallencourt

    she’s dressing like a testicle

  • New Fakio intel arrived – Diaper Sniper post coming tonight ZW, stay tuned.

    • Stelio Kontos

      If there was ANYONE who could be douchey enough to change the subject from Sharkey – Diaper Sniper to the rescue

      • Maia

        No shit! Plot twist, and it ain’t gonna be good.

      • hey, that 2017 title is MINE!

    • AmericanTopTeam

      Diaper Sniper hahahahahaha

  • Maia

    Don’t ask!

  • ZWGGMa

    prolapsed rectal hemorrhoids…

  • Vicki Vallencourt

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4d3f2d877c83e19bf8c516dd22a89d21aa5e9d4e40d2cf33315b9b07876bc650.png @disqus_RdMQU8ScdS:disqus predicted this trend a few weeks ago. Life imitating art (fine art) eh?

    • I’m all like “shit that looks familiar” lol

      • Vicki Vallencourt

        lol! outfit2.0 was quite the enhancement.

  • Maia
    • Digitus impudicus

      Another in the growing legion of vapid, plastic-filled insta-whores, available to be used and discarded.

      • Maia

        Why does she think this is a good look?

        • Digitus impudicus

          Because, whores! Lol!

    • ZWGGMa

      Big ole spank full control body shaper. That fabric is the industrial strength forklift band grade.

    • Stelio Kontos

      Am I seeing this wrong is is that a butt pad? I legit think I see the outline of a butt pad!

      • Maia

        I thought so too!

      • AmericanTopTeam

        That is a padded butt haha busted

  • Maia
  • Maia

    This pimp has followed losers all year long. Here’s to hoping that trend sticks. Freddie Fags wearing Falcons gear while pimping out Kina in Houston. Go Pats. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f9e4aaca70fcb2291e5c9f3d677d4b727f2093ef7f6dd58f0ca7fdd7f8f68ced.png

    • Spartacus

      Bell’s Palsy much?

  • Unityyy

    So, Nik is claiming 1.8M NEW visitors to his horrible web site..I ain’t buying it. The site is useless and completely uninteresting. Celeb law suits? Who cares? The format has changed too, so you can’t see how many people don’t give a fuck. Generally, I am not one to like seeing someone fail, but on this case, I am laughing my ass off. I want the REAL story behind the format change..it may be as interesting as Sharkey’s woes.

    • smugjew

      It’s very plausible that more people are interested in Teen Moms than Trans Men. Having said that, TD is certified with Alexa and the site ranking has actually dropped since the change.

      Just speculating: probably a modest bump in the number of people looking at it but they’re not staying very long and obviously aren’t posting comments.

      • ZWGGMa

        Just an FYI – Cousin Fucker in da house

        • smugjew

          I was occupied with teaching but CF is being contained a lot quicker these days due to our new Dudek Internet Response Team (DIRT).

          • ZWGGMa

            Love it! You guys need to get Kevlar vests with DIRT on ’em. I suggest lettering in Cheeto orange

      • Unityyy

        Right. Where is he getting his ‘metrics’? It’s just that the whole thing is highly suspicious and I am curious to know the real deal behind the change…we all know that the ‘I’m not bullying anymore” is bullshit.

        • smugjew

          Maybe the Queen can weigh in on this “new visitors” jazz. If you’re driving around during the day and check the Dirty five times from your phone it would be seen as five different IPs and thus five “new” people, right?

          Ultimately just a business decision. Old format wasn’t working more, hits on a steady decline. Just looks like a last ditch effort to try and salvage it. Maybe they gave him six months for this experiment.

          • 1. Yep, you’re right. New IP= New Visitor. Most cell networks use dynamic IPs, so even if you don’t move – your IP will change at intervals determined by your proximity to towers and the traffic on the network.
            2. Nik Richie always, always posts about how well the site is doing when shit is hitting the fan with advertisers about the lack of traffic.
            3. Nik Richie always, always posts a traffic screenshot or disqus trend graph when he’s just dropped some cash on bots. Its the site admin equivalent of posting on IG and thanking your new 10k followers you just paid for, for being so loyal.

          • AmericanTopTeam

            Im guessing the real owner Mr Jenna Jamesons Ex is wanting to know why this little cheese rats site isnt bringing in shit

      • Stelio Kontos

        Beyond the DC bashing, I miss local dirt.
        I usually found myself siding with the posted instead of the poster because of gross hyperbole and blatant (yet hilarious) lies.
        The Office, Chewy, Malpractice….that was all just a bonus. I got a kick outta one chick in Denver calling another a whore and a drug addict. That was fun…Jerry Springer type of indulgent fun.

    • ZWGGMa

      Just a quick hop to the site to see what Alexa had to say:
      Bounce Rate
      49.90% Up 10.00%
      Daily Pageviews per Visitor
      2.87 Down 15.34%
      Daily Time on Site
      3:26 Down 19.00%
      Stupid ass. I am not into web metrics, but even I can tell these numbers suck. LOL

      • Shikaka

        He soon will live off promoting “Fit Tea” on IG

    • Zero ads on the site (at this moment) except for his competition? (RadarOnline)

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1660c438776c2efcad4c1a992fed03baae7dfab9cd378c281fab4a0d71953c0f.jpg

    • The Beav

      I have not been on there for a few months or more….so glad I am not missing anything. #strugglesite #struggletmz

    • AmericanTopTeam

      I heard rumblings of losing a lawsuit but not sure and i promise you the Cheese Rat wont talk

  • The Beav

    I follow him on IG and he and Shayne both seldom post…nothing to troll because they both have nothing going on.

  • Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!

    Anybody have a good excuse for getting out of Jury Duty? I am on call for a month, but my work only pays 10 days :-(.

    • Sammi Jo

      It may depend on the county or state; but were you given an option to “opt out” or postpone until a future date? you could tell the court that jury duty would cause a significant “financial hardship”
      Also, some employers will write letters to help you get out of it if you ask them.

    • miss piglet
    • Tell them you’re racist and hate everybody, or you can just say you voted for Trump, that might work as well

      • AmericanTopTeam

        They will ask if anyone has strong feelings that would prevent you from being impartial….like someone said a quick Im prejudiced against (whatever race defendant is) will get you excused

  • Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!

    Time for Mr. Bundchen to retire!

  • smugjew

    Vegas Dave shit the bed again, this time with the Falcons! Just put together a story that should be up soon.

    • Sweater Puppies

      I loved his video calling out the “haters” when the Falcons were winning, what an idiot.

      • Spartacus

        What a spanner! I didn’t realise he had put out a video, where can I see that?

      • AmericanTopTeam

        You dont ever talk shit until the last whistle…i bet small amount on Falcons i didnt say a word…makes it easier to just hand over the cash today lol

  • AmericanTopTeam

    Exactly…he cant even purchase some bots to post SOMETHING lol

  • Maia
    • Happy Pants

      Im sure if you asked she would tell you they’re “sunlit bronze”.

      • Maia

        Lol! Crayola, burnt sienna!

    • El Hijo De Fistfight

      Those feet are 50 years old

    • Those are the shoes that came in a matching set with the infamous Struggle Purse. Sold in an installment payment plan by Finger hut in 1995.

      • Maia

        BWAHAHA!

  • Maia

    Yup!! Someone buy her some fashion sense!

  • Stelio Kontos

    As a Rams or Chargers fan (haven’t decided yet…we’re new) all I asked for was a good game.
    Great game, experience sucked. The bar I was at basically had the tension of a prison yard. It all boiled down to white guys for Pats, black dudes for Falcons (no explanation necessary).
    Add liquor to friendly trash talk and by the fourth quarter you had women and couples leaving for fear shit was about to go down.
    I hate the fuckin South sometimes…

  • bemoreiced

    Brittany Furlan was an early Vine star… whose fame withered faster than the platform. Bravo Sarah for the drive by reminder. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bb98bb84a90b17ec0d4ab1d925035d8df614c7eb9b426dd1092653e0b519dcee.png

    • Blunt-Master_puff_puff_

      Brittneigh you call out Sarah for not being supportive, I’m curious to know supportive of what exactly? The fact you post half naked pic’s or the desperation you exude for online validation from your ‘fans’?

    • Fuck you Brittany – nobody needs to support a bitch with a fucking mixing bowl on her head. Next time make it a tightly tied plastic fucking bag. I’ll support that

      • bemoreiced

        Don’t know why it makes me happy that you take the time to read every post on here. Proof positive the ZW crew are a better bunch than that other shite.

  • Spartacus

    It’s all she has….

  • Maia

    Gross. They don’t match and these veins are gross. Nicollette Shea, ask for a refund!
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/63ba4747240a09ef1db77368d75b387d667b7b63bd90dcf17b1895c9e6339124.png

    • TwoTrickPony

      No idea who those funbags belong to Maia. And those nails could be one of many insta-sluts.

      • Maia

        Nicollette Shea. Fixed it

      • Penza

        I feel sorry for the poor Asian woman who has to massage and paint those ball-scratching fingers, and scrub those dirty back paws. Ugh.

    • chris

      Tiff??? Is this you????

      • Maia

        It’s Nicolette Shea

    • Spartacus

      Motorway map of the UK

    • Penza

      Not only that, but those thick fake nails are grotesque.

      • Lol they’re lifting off and bish needs a fill.
        Really not digging on the pointy almond wierdness these hoes are into

        • Penza

          All I see is a petri dish with disgusting germs growing under them.

    • Darlene Conner

      I feel like that is some serious scar blurring under the left tit.

      • Maia

        She’s just so damn fake. Given that the internet is forever, where do you see this whore in 10 years?

        • Darlene Conner

          In a nursing home because she couldn’t stop and her lips and titties exploded. Drinking away her worries with cans of wine that were smuggled in my some poor delusionally lost in time Beta. LOL that’s just 10 years.

        • El Hijo De Fistfight

          dead from a self inflicted gunshot wound for 5 years.

  • Stelio Kontos

    50 likes…..damn….lmao!

  • ZWGGMa

    The nude platforms beside her are so over too… bitch’s dumb. If you’re gonna follow fads you gotta stay current. I’m old as fuck and even I know that…

  • Spartacus

    As has been previously mentioned, this was irrelevant in 2015.

  • Spartacus

    Wow, getting 509 errors, site resource limits reached. Looks like the site is going great guns.

  • Sharkey gets a warrant for his domestic violence case while still locked up for driving like a dipshit:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/eef99545a021e4a0c24f80529baaaafa80a29e547e45526b74c61b2d7bfe7545.jpg

  • TwoTrickPony
    • Maia

      Sex enhancing pills? Wow. That’s pitiful. Especially when they’re bullshit.

    • Stelio Kontos

      Beta exploitation!
      Also, how does Cialis just nail their ads? Seriously, I watch those ads and find myself rooting for the couple.
      Watching Amanda “Aww homie don’t” try to sell sex enhancement is sad. Is she saying “you’re gonna need a pill to get it up for me”?

  • Maia
  • smugjew
  • Spartacus

    Desperate much?

  • Spartacus

    What on earth is a “mid-season premiere”…… you start the season with a bang and finish on a cliffhanger. How do they manage to construct a “nid-season” event?

  • JimU113

    If this Michael cust isn’t already here, we need to recruit him.
    https://twitter.com/PlaymateKhloe/status/830954517478916096

    • Spartacus

      I’d be her Christian Grey but lets be honest, I’d ignore the safe words.

      Actually, I’d tie her to the bed, then head for the living room and watch some Cricket. How would she handle the lack of attention….. She’s be screaming “teatowel” “teatowel” (safeword) and i’d just go on fucking ignoring her….

      • JimU113

        I’d leave the gag in before walking out.

  • JimU113

    Obviously, making sense isn’t a qualification for Playboy…
    https://twitter.com/StefanieKnightx/status/830973996472664065

    • Maia

      Drinking and trying to sound intelligent is never a good mix.

      • JimU113

        She *is* from Thunder Bay.

    • Spartacus

      The what now? mangling the English language like so much 1870’s washing.

      • JimU113

        And she’s a pro at it.

  • Spartacus

    Aaaah, so they get two seasons for the price of one (unlike L’Hommedont that get the four seasons for the price of one old teabagging)… but I digress.

    I’ve never watched an episode of the walking dead…. I’m surviving.

    • AmericanTopTeam

      Same just not my thing

  • Stelio Kontos

    Looks like her cooter burns in that pic. Is a local health unit /clinic pushing those tees? Effective ad however…

    • Spartacus

      Someone splashed holy water on there.

    • Sammi Jo

      I think it could be an effective advert for Pepto Bismol, or Imodium…or Midol

  • Spartacus

    Whats going on with her upper arm towards her left armpit? Looks like papyrus.

    • Maia

      Dirt. Old spray tan. Stretch marks.

      • Spartacus

        stench of failure

    • Maia

      Dirt. Old spray tan. Stretch marks.

    • Missing dead Sea scrolls, You found them!

  • Penny Lane

    You would think if someone insisted on showing off their gross tits and they had a huge ass vein showing, they would maybe put a little makeup/concealer on it to help hide it?? PUKE.

  • OCgirl12

    Doesn’t help her aging ass 70+ year old face one bit tho! God she’s ugly .

  • The Beav

    I am distracted by her arm skin….

  • smugjew
  • Seriously

    This has to be a fucking joke.

    • Maia

      Nope!!!

  • Seriously

    Serious question:

    Why is her face like that? Is she just old as shit or what

    • Seriously

      Also she has man hands

    • Maia

      Bad lifestyle choices

  • smugjew

    If you really need any more proof about what a lying sack of sand shit that Nik Richie is, feel free to check out this fake (((submission)) from December 10th that he snuck into the Austin section of The Dirty:

    https://gossip.thedirty.com/gossip/austin/jen-wilke-busted-for-hard-drugs/

    Sound familiar? Nothing more than a lazy synopsis of several Wilke pieces posted on ZW.

    Now who’s the echo site? Bitch.

    • Sammi Jo

      This idiot even made a post off of a COMMENT I posted here before in Free Post Friday, about the Licki Brush for cats…then like the NEXT DAY he had a whole post about it on the main page of The Shity….pathetic.
      Have an original idea DIK

      • The Beav

        Is he back to the original format? I haven’t been over there in ages….no need.

        • Sammi Jo

          This was months ago…I’m not sure what the format is now? I think it’s still his celebrity struggle blog LMAO

          • Spartacus

            “Struggle TMZ”

        • smugjew

          No. That post is from a few weeks before the shift and indicative of how little interest he had in the old format.

  • Stelio Kontos

    That isn’t a Denver look.
    That is more of a Tennessee, Savannah, GA….ooh maybe Destin, Fl (panhandle area) look.

    Not being mean at all. I am dead serious, her hair style / color, heavy boobage…it works in certain areas not others.

    • Penny Lane

      Hey… I like Savannah… It’s a nice little city.

      • Stelio Kontos

        It’s great. When I got out there for a couple of nights it had a real “look at me” vibe.
        Nothing subtle like a lil black dress look. We just bar hopped and felt under dressed everywhere. Her big hair, makeup and power rack could fit in.

    • Maia

      Chicks in Denver are low-maintenance, outdoor types. Like me!!!

      • Stelio Kontos

        You are correct!! Denver is a planned outing type of place. You have to be ready to dress up or dress down. Nightlife and recreational activity. Gotta stay ready.
        Similar to Louisiana where you have to be able to dress up and gracefully fall apart (a formal night out can end up drinkin outside in humidity)

  • El Hijo De Fistfight

    They forgot to airbrush the Adam’s Apple.

    • Maia

      Imagine wearing this in public?

  • El Hijo De Fistfight

    Did she forget how to wipe her armpits or are those stretch marks?

    • Probably 6 month old self tanner dregs.

      • Insp

        But all kidding aside ……….. What in the hell is going on with her skin on her face? It looks like she has ZERO skin tone, no elasticity and she accidentally opened the Ark Of The Covenant .

        I have seen some cracked out , alcoholic , tanning bed living ho’s …… BUT NEVER one that went this bad this fast.

        • Anorexia / bulimia will destroy your skin. It’s either that, meth or (C) all of the above.

          • Luke Duke

            C but adderall = meth

          • Insp

            (C

    • Maia

      I think they’re stretch marks!

    • Elise

      How in the hell do you get stretch marks in your armpits????

    • It’s sweat cutting thru the spray on tan …Jk those are stretch marks. https://media0.giphy.com/media/7iwrpFoSy0DXW/giphy.gif

  • I have no words.

  • Maia

    Rubbery

  • JimU113

    …B-but, I thought Playboy hired them for their intellects!

    They couldn’t spell intellect if the word was right in front of them.

  • Digitus impudicus

    Why the fuck does this hagface take endless — and I do mean endless — selfies? What the unholy fuck is she trying in vein (misspell on purpose) prove?

    • Maia

      That she’s delusional!

    • That was the sole purpose of having that strip of filed down plastic vampire teeth glued to her rotting stumps …selfies.

      Can’t wait till they fall off

  • treehouse

    I just got asked if I have a PayPal account by some beta.. ZW?

  • treehouse

    Had anyone heard of or remember Taz’s Angels? I follow them on snapchat and they seem so bored in their house all the time.

  • smugjew

    No-Show Sharkey does it again by blowing off a court date today in Las Vegas Municipal Court for traffic violations — the same ones that saw him get arrested on January 25th for outstanding warrants.

    Four new warrants issued. Clark Country Detention Center still has him listed as an inmate but perhaps have not updated site yet. So again he either:

    a) posted bail earlier today and opted to skip court
    or
    b) just blew it off because he forgot and/or wants to keep sulking in jail

    I have the sense that he’s bean beaten into submission by the courts — and us 🙂 — and has more or less given up and accepted his fate.

    • Stelio Kontos

      In some areas, they wake your ass up and drag you to court kicking and screaming. I find it hard to believe Las Vegas can’t sync up databases and get an inmate to court.
      Something feels strange about all of this…
      Does Sharkey have dirt on someone? His actions and treatment lead me to believe he has some sort of “deal” in place.

      • smugjew

        Let me address this in as a thorough a manner as possible.

        As you know, he is dealing with two different court systems. The domestic violence case is with Las Vegas Justice Township Court. The traffic violations that saw him get locked up a few weeks ago are through Las Vegas Municipal Court (probably because they occurred right on the LV Strip). That is also where his court date was today.

        Of COURSE those two systems should “sync” up as you put it. But this is America — we’re fucking idiots. Just look at the news this week. People in the highest positions of power being complete buffoons with technology. We even had a CIA director sending emails through AOL last year (that got hacked). USA == not strong on “the cyber.”

        I mainly don’t want to rush judgement on this because I actually got it wrong two weeks ago — tough to admit for a smug Jew like myself — when I suggested he was locked up through Las Vegas Municipal Court and missed his DV court date as a result. What happened was he posted bail the morning of and was (briefly) a free man.

        So we’ll keep checking the Clark County Detention Center inmate listing to see if he is indeed still in custody.

        In regards to the “curious” nature of his driving infractions where he was pulled over repeatedly for no license/registration/insurance and yet allowed to drive away, I have suggested numerous times that he is involved with narcotics sales. He fits the profile to a ‘T’ and while his lifestyle is not lavish, he certainly lives beyond the means of someone whose only job is handing out flyers four hours a day.

        If he sells drugs then he’s surely been busted for drugs. Why? Because he’s of Nicolette Shea-level intelligence (read; pretty fucking dumb). Decent possibility that favors are being pulled for him because of confidential informant status.

        • Stelio Kontos

          Ok, we ended up at the same possible conclusion. Also, I am comparing relatively “small town” courts systems to a place like Las Vegas where naturally, there’d be multiple systems.
          Still anxiously awaiting the culmination of fuck-ups.

          • smugjew

            If Sharkles does get out on bail I hope he holds a rally for his supporters. Very popular right now.

          • Maia

            One would think this dumb fuck would know what day it is.

        • Maia

          The flyers are for tax purposes only.

          • Danny McGrath

            awww man remember when he got his business license for business that gross less than 40K yearly sales lol

          • Maia

            He was so happy!

      • Vicki Vallencourt

        he’s probably going thru his little black (meth) book and narking on anyone he can to get out of this.

        • Danny McGrath

          or meth withdraw and he can’t show up to court

  • TwoTrickPony

    Still living with his parents I see.

  • smugjew

    So much for real estate.

    • Danny McGrath

      you knew Venereal Disease has his own R.E.L lol i guess its a common thing for douchbags to have

  • Vicki Vallencourt

    another mtv show? is he resurrecting his persona of kurt doom?

    • Miranda Rights

      I think I almost enjoyed the Kurt Doom persona way more. At least he looked like he had a give no fucks attitude and a small inkling of a personality.

      I don’t understand his ears though. They appeared to be super gauged in his old Kurt Doom pictures and now they are normal?

  • Flowerpotgirl

    Kate Upton and her natural boobs are on the cover of SI. That should send Nik over the edge. I just went over there to look if he had posted it, and was too bored with his content to scroll any further to see.

    • Dr.Christian Troy

      Nik refuses to acknowledge many things like his site sucking, Shayne is a mentally ill parasite, etc.. His refusal to acknowledge Uptons crossfit type ascent to greatness offends me the most.

  • Spartacus

    Somebody kill me now

  • TwoTrickPony
  • Maia

    Pancake Ass.

  • Dead Man’s Dog

    Yeah “Real Gay Housewives of Queer County”

  • Dead Man’s Dog

    Real question: what’s with all the IG ho’s posting pics that they were at the Grammys?

    Are the giving handjobs for tix or is there an underground network of slimy seat fillers that taps these girls to come then service the talent? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a6019ced088aecbd545a7c0040118ec7c66acb932421f7c78d1c290a3a2e7936.png

    • Digitus impudicus

      Whores don’t know how to dial down the gushing hyperbole.

  • Maia

    Casino!

  • Vicki Vallencourt

    woohoo! thank you very much

  • Vicki Vallencourt

    thank u 🙂
    I have social problems that only u all appreciate xoxox

  • Ghost Girl

    She has stretch marks in her armpit!!! FFS…this bitch needs to take a long walk off of a short pier.

  • Vicki Vallencourt

    he didn’t even delete. then again, i was his only comment. he’s the nik richie of twitter.

  • Maia

    Getting glow in the dark teefs was a great fucking investment, dumbass. Wtf!!! Is this shit neon white?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d0aa01c9de667b8479000588749b61193a5f1d05794901192bd89fd03ad91395.png

    • Lmfao she gets more delusional with age.

    • Digitus impudicus

      Shit, now all we are going to see is a trailer park version of Miley Cyrus.

  • Auditioning for “I’m a Faggot 2017”

  • JimU113

    How is Basic Sidekick even capable of speech?
    https://twitter.com/StefanieKnightx/status/831987798081150976

    • Maia

      Jeez. Stay in school, kids.

      • JimU113

        And off your cell phones.

  • Maia
    • TwoTrickPony
      • Maia

        Wow. That’s really broke.

    • Miranda Rights

      I don’t know but I can hardly contain my excitement over finding out!!!

    • smugjew

      Begging for money yet again.

      I also saw she’s looking for a roommate. Another fiasco in the making.

      • Maia

        She needs her lips done, but can’t afford it. You’re right. Passive aggressive begging

        • Sammi Jo

          Unreal. Besides the hair, the tits, and the makeup…it’s crap like this that keeps her “single” I’d have more respect if she’d just come out and say “I’m broke, I dont want to work…and need to borrow money. Can someone help a girl out?”

    • Stelio Kontos

      The obvious response is “Good luck with that Mama hope somebody hooks you up — I aint the one”

      But, this is sooooo unbecoming. I’d catch so much shit if I posted “Daddy wants his dick sucked”. Is she really any better?

      Passive aggressive begging is somehow socially acceptable because she shows 3/4 of her nippless titties? This is a slippery slope. I swear, flat out negotiations will take place soon. “First friend to send me $50 gets a handie j at a location of my choosing”. Just watch…

    • The_Truth_Hurts2012

      She’s going to need some serious nip’n and tuck’n
      http://www.returnofkings.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Rare-Roast-Beef-Sandwich.jpg

      • Dr.Christian Troy

        Even Sean and I couldnt do anything to fix that mess.

      • AmericanTopTeam

        Lol looking at that sandwich then at TV makes me feel sick to my stomach haha

  • Dead Man’s Dog
    • Vicki Vallencourt

      that is the driest skin i have ever seen. she doesn’t even look alive

      • Maia
        • Dr.Christian Troy

          Ok seriously this troll is aging like vinegar. Do we actually know how old she actually is?

        • Stelio Kontos

          Wtf is going on here? Did she sell her soul for that rack? Did she anger a gypsy? Did she get 3 wishes from a tricky genie and waste 2 of them on each boob?
          I’ve never seen a more one dimensional person. That pic sums it up so well. How do you fuck up a faceless pic of titties? Kanye Chest could do this pic better….with the Adams Apple.

          • Maia

            She needs to log off all social media and get wife up by the first beta that comes along. Time is running out.

          • Penza

            Yup, that’s what I did, but sometimes I regret it.

          • Definitely a gypsy curse!

          • Pam

            🙂 spot on!! She seems like a terrible person and that wig and creepy face match her “inner beauty”

        • Vicki Vallencourt

          it looks so scaley!

          • Maia

            She seriously needs a chemical peel and a gallon of moisturizer.

          • Vicki Vallencourt

            yeah fuck the lip injections. vain bitches don’t get it… beauty is healthy… not taped on/injected/implanted

          • The Beav

            Fuck lotion, spray her down with coconut oil! Skin that dry has to be super uncomfortable! I itch just thinking about it.

          • Spartacus

            ……..or she gets the hose.

          • Pam

            If she would drink one bottle of water in between each cocktail or beer that would help some. Anything would help. Soap and water on her body, hair and face and some moisturizer and drink lots of water. If she would drop the begging, winning and terrible attitude combined with a normal diet and showers she could probably be pretty normal and someone might actually want her. That’s a tall order though.

          • The Beav

            It’s too much effort! Easier to sit on your ass and beg for Pizza Hut.

          • Spartacus

            Is she modelling her look on the aliens from the TV series “V”? The original one, not the reboot.

          • smugjew
          • Spartacus

            many upvotes!

        • The Beav

          So you follow her on SC? Is it a train wreck?

          • Maia

            You have no idea ..

          • The Beav

            I am probably going to hate myself but what’s her SC? I really don’t follow any normal people, it’s almost exclusively train wrecks and thots.

          • Maia

            Misstiffanyjoy

        • OCgirl12

          Good GOD that’s gross !!! She is such a disaster!!!

        • Spartacus

          TV’s pics have become the stuff of my nightmares

        • AmericanTopTeam

          Her kneck and those hideous veins in her over inflated tits just gross me out

        • Pam

          Ahhhh!!! That’s frightening

      • The Beav

        Yeah, a bad mix of strobing and rough patches. When my skin gets too dry I start getting little bumps…ugh so gross. I have been moisturizing since I was 12 years old and did some hard partying in my 20s….my skin never looked that bad.

    • AmericanTopTeam

      Nice stubble under her bottom lip….

    • Whitney BeatMe

      You all the time fur pants.

  • Ignatius_J_Reilly

    I have never wanted to kick this guy’s ass more than I do right now. You know he did an airy little spin/twirl after he took that picture and took two more. Douchey motherfucker.

    You ALSO know he used Massengill, just in case the casting room has a couch.

  • Maia

    So last night we have these. Anxiety? What do you have anxiety about, Lhommedont? Your lousy future? Your rent? Who to go face down ass up for next? Getting old without any money? And it’s “the cure to anxiety” not the key to anxiety, you dumb twatwaffle. If you do closeup selfies, I’d suggest either a little botox in those creases or less spackle. You really need to invest in a peel instead of shoes. Those nails are awful! Is that pinky a shovel for coke?

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    • AmericanTopTeam

      She needs to have someone…even the lady at the Macy’s counter teach her how to wear and apply her makeup

      • Maia

        If she’s going to keep those creases, she needs an oil-based foundation, not a matte. Trust me, I know!

        • Sweater Puppies

          Hmm, now I’m curious what you’re talking about and will research myself! I have super oily skin and would never consider an oil-based foundation. The foundation I wear definitely gets all in my smile creases and eye creases about halfway through the day, it’s so annoying.

          • Maia

            I don’t wear eye makeup. Not even mascara. I can only vouch for foundation. If you’re creasing, you need more oil-based products.

  • TwoTrickPony

    Did Chompers kick cletus-chested Tessa to the curb? Maia get on that intel.

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    • Maia

      Yup! On the outs with Miss Tessa. Tawnie was bragging that she was approved for a new apartment. Who the fuck does that? As an aside, Tessa comes from a good family. She really wants to make it as a fitness model. Here’s to hoping her concave +2s don’t crush her dreams. Interestingly, both Chompers and Deltona aren’t friends with Tessa any longer. Not under Teresa Ball or Tessa Delgado. Here’s to hoping Tessa’s family reeled her in.

      • AmericanTopTeam

        Was gonna say i thought Tessa came from old money…im surprised some of these old money families dont pull these little shits credit cards and make them grow up…i know Jenna Jamesons BFFs family told her stop hanging with JJ or you are cut off…. Bye bye JJ lol

        • Maia

          Her family owns their own business. Tessa unfriended both Chompers and Deltona, and deleted her twitter account. I’m sure Tessa’s parents don’t appreciate the attention.

      • Digitus impudicus

        This is what happens in the Ho Universe. It’s whore eat whore (literally for the money, and figuratively)

  • OCgirl12

    PUKKKE. She is so dirty.

  • Maia
    • smugjew

      He probably tells people he’s friends with these hos.

      I submitted a story about the “best of the betas” last week.. this guy would have fit in great.

    • Stelio Kontos

      Omg!! He tries to sound romantic too! Which of course makes it so much more hilarious.
      He is non-stop with it…Khloe, Abigail, Amanda….he is just the prototype.
      Dare I say more of an admirer than TJ (if such a thing is possible)?

  • Dead Man’s Dog
  • Digitus impudicus

    And you’re such a sweet soul too!

  • Lydia Deetz

    Is sharkey still in jail?! I’m going to Vegas today and was hoping to see him 🙁

    • TwoTrickPony

      Yep