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Bunny Ranch Rejects “Model” Jen Wilke, But Welcomes Niece With Open…Um…Arms

ZW Update: WilkeLeaks – The Prostitution Files

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Stemming from ZW Nation’s multi-part exclusive, on-the-record interview with exposed GoFundMe scammer Jen Wilke’s sister-in-law, we discovered that both 32 year-old perpetually-aspiring model Jen and her 19 year-old niece applied to become prostitutes at The Moonlight Bunny Ranch.

Although Jen’s application was summarily rejected due to past drug arrests (and most likely her generally disgusting personality and inability to fake an orgasm), Jen’s niece passed whatever test the Ranch has with flying colors.

Rejected by Playboy AND the Moonlight Ranch?  Ouch.  Poor Jen – no soup bunny for you my dear…

Anyway, an intrepid ZW Nation contributor (who wishes to remain anonymous) tracked down the niece, who – by whatever standards they have in the prostitution industry – seems to be thriving in her new career.  1/9/17 update:  Her name has been temporarily removed as we reach an amicable agreement and get all the dirt on Jen Wilke we can.

She works under the pseudonym Harley Lane and appears to have an impressive skill set.

Complete with her very own (and very active) Twitter profile.

She’s been interviewed by several publications, even landing a magazine cover within her first year in the business, something that took Jen Wilke – and a smitten beta sponsor named Greg Hail – almost a decade and most likely a cash payoff to achieve.

And while you may not condone her life choices, you gotta admire the hustle.

Her half-price sex party promotion – in the wake of Trump’s election victory – appeared on Howard Stern and even garnered coverage in legit national news outlets.

She doesn’t even charge for her autograph.  Get the hint Jen?

She has a foot fetish, likes virgins and – God bless her – even offers Military discounts…

Young Harley gets great, uh, user reviews.  And clearly doesn’t discriminate based on age.

Well, Harley recently tweeted that she was back at the Ranch…

…so ZW Nation reached out to Harley, she responded quickly and we’re now digging for some Jen dirt.  And we hope she’ll make a Disqus account and give us the skinny on all of this as well as Jen Wilke’s failed attempt to make a living on her back. We’ve also reached out to Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof, hoping he’ll be kind enough to shed some light on exactly why Jen was rejected in the first place.

Stay tuned as we anticipate more to come…

Check out our previous posts on Wonky Wilke:

Jen Wilke Forgot She Didn’t Have An Ass: Internet Laughs Its Off

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GUESS WHO? Jen Wilke is Low Key Stalking Guess Brand

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Jen Wilke: On the Grind for Paid Votes

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Bunny Ranch Rejects “Model” Jen Wilke, But Welcomes Niece With Open…Um…Arms

ZW Update: WilkeLeaks – The Prostitution Files Stemming from ZW Nation’s multi-part exclusive, on-the-record interview with exposed GoFundMe scammer Jen Wilke’s sister-in-law, we discovered that both 32 year-old perpetually-aspiring model Jen and her 19 year-old niece applied to become prostitutes at The Moonlight Bunny Ranch. Although Jen’s application was summarily rejected due to past drug […]

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  1. El Hijo De Fistfight

    Spartan Fan is a pedophile.

  2. Vicki Vallencourt

    lol

  3. Digitus impudicus

    All is good. Thank you for being a class act with your response. Xoxo!

  4. Scorpio

    Support the troops…………’s dicks…………with your mouth.

  5. Scorpio

    Youth sells. I bet her customers like to pretend she is even younger. There are a lot of gross freaks out there.

  6. OldWineBox

    I figured out years ago while watching the HBO show “Hookers on the Point” that you need not be attractive nor well built to slime trail the ho stroll. Nice to see that standards are staying true. I think this girl is quite the sea hag.

  7. Nurse Jiggles

    “get to know harley Lane!”

    No thank you.

  8. Digitus impudicus

    Yup. I own it.

  9. Digitus impudicus

    It will hurt me, tho. 🙂

  10. Digitus impudicus

    Man, this chick is hideous. She certainly got assaulted and raped with the ugly stick.

    • Lame Equis

      The nose is off putting for sure but I wouldn’t call her hideous. Butterface for sure. She just needs some work. Nosejob, lips and veneers

  11. Stelio Kontos

    The look on Wilke’s face would’ve been priceless. She has more karmic butt plugging yet to come.
    As for Harley, cute girl, but not what I want if I come to The Ranch. I either want freak show (like Nicolette Shea types) or I want porn stars.
    Speaking of porn stars – Harley needs a new name. The last name Lane is used by 2 of my preferred adult actresses.
    Sunny Lane – who actually worked at The Ranch before and I find super “girl next door” hot. Plus she is a tad psycho.
    Tory Lane – who is undoubtedly one of the most intense performers of all time (in the midst of a double penetration scene she yells out “C’mon boys, there is no ‘i’ in team”. How can you not love that?).
    Harley doesn’t appear to be on that level.

  12. Full of **IT!

    Wow, “Harley” looks very Jewish – Oy vey!

    • Digitus impudicus

      Um, as a Jew, what exactly does “looking very Jewish” look like? I find that offensive.

      • Penza

        Maybe they don’t like her nose. As a Jew, I would never take her for one, and I’m glad she isn’t.
        A Jewish family would’ve gotten her braces for her jacked up teeth as a kid, not allowed her to get an ugly tattoo, and would’ve never allowed to sell her body to disgusting old men, like a filthy cum rag.
        Oh, and a Jew is too intelligent to promote anything to do with the Orange Shitler.

  13. Persephone

    She looks like she’s a hell of a lot older than 19. I’d be embarrassed as fuck if that guy gave me a review…. my friends would say: “you let THAT happen!”
    What a damn mess.

  14. Persephone

    Umm I cannot believe I’m going to say this, BUT, “Harley” makes Wonk look hot.
    She’s like the worst combo of all of them! 5’1″ with 36″ hips is a big ass. In the words of Sir Mix-A-Lot:
    Yeah, baby… when it comes to females, “Cosmo ain’t got nothin’ to do with my selection.
    36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she’s 5’3″
    Harley, a 26 inch waist at 5’1”? That’s some bootay! So this face on a pear.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d76c0d81df20428bf3f46991f8f0ce58f77e3a2847c2950c17fb4a4f2629ecd7.jpg

  15. JA JA

    I’m so happy with the life I live

  16. Maia

    I’m a Veteran! I’ll pass. I don’t eat anything that can get up and walk away!

  17. Whitney BeatMe

    Well no wonder that she’s working with that new “modeling” agency. You don’t need a license to be a “model” do you Jenn? Just a passport to enjoy sodomy dreams, and box wine wishes. Mercia!!!

    • I wonder if Somnium does STD tests regularly? I would imagine the Bunny Ranch girls are cleaner…

      • Donnie Darko

        I saw on TV The Bunny Ranch sends in the phlebotomist to take blood once every two weeks or once a month and they make all the Johns wear a condom. While you are getting sloppy ???hundredths at least you know they are negative.

  18. TwoTrickPony

    Hey Dennis Hof – if you’re reading this – is it ok to give your private email to Tricia Evans? She could be the “Yin” to AirForceAmy’s “Yang.” I mean, I assume you have angry white men with Confederate tats willing to pull off their white sheets for a little lovin’, right?

    Yea, mostly likely a stretch. But how about giving Jen Wilke another shot? She might have just been nervous or drugged out of her mind during her first interview. We’re all about second chances here at ZW in 2017.

    • Seriously? Tricia Evans? Sex would be ok as long as she had the “ball gag” strapped to her head.

      • JimU113

        Along with a 5 megaton nuke set for just long enough for us to get clear of the fallout.

  19. Maia

    Harley needs to slow down, she looks 30. Go check out Wilke’s documentary type video on FB. Damn is she dense. No wonder why she can’t land a job. Why would you brag about being on the calendar cover? No one looks at the cover for 28, 30 or 31 days.

  20. Penza

    I’m not offended that she sells her body to men for money, to be used like a receptacle, but holding up a Trump sign made me gag.

    • TwoTrickPony

      Luckily for her paying customers, my hunch is that Harley doesn’t possess a gag reflex. She’d happily deep throat a Clinton supporter all night long if the price was right.

  21. Donnie Darko

    I would choose Harley over Jen in a Bunny Ranch line up. She has so much more sex appeal and much cuter. Jen would have hated the job anyway, she’s a lesbian.

  22. ZWGGMa

    This is epic. I don’t slam Harley. She has chosen to be a sex worker and doesn’t pretend she’s not. Make your choices girl, live your life and all the best to you.
    Fucking Wilke tho………. deserves all the hate she gets.

  23. TwoTrickPony

    We should book an hour of GFE with Harley for The Lighter King. Closest he’ll ever get to plowing Wilke again.

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