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Chloe Khan’s Botched Nose Job in Ukraine

ZW Submission: ~Ertu~

Chloe Khan Regrets Going to Shitty Surgeon

Ok hey guys, I’ve wanted to submit this whore for a long time. I am gonna have one submission but there two different topics in it. So, we are gonna kill two birds with one stone. Here is first, she is very angry with her  untalented surgeon who is from Ukraine. She has difficulty in breathing with botched, fucked, cheap nose job. That nose is almost bigger than my dick now…

Her IG was full of people commenting about how shit she looked on TV compared to her social media photos. Chloe blamed it on the make up artists.
She’s deleting any comments about how shit she looks now. Perhaps we should send a member of the Woolcott family over to her IG to have a chat?
And the other topic is that People like us are really wondering what she is really doing for living and for that lavish lifestyle in Dubai. She was in Dubai btw.
Because you have no brain to understand those kind of comments. Why would anyone hide her child or family from camera or other people?


  1. Ebola

    Does she think a nose job will make her look good? She is ugly as all hell.

  2. Digitus impudicus

    I’m 5’1″ and am very happy with my full, natural Cs. Any bigger and I’d look off kilter. And I like being on kilter. Whatever the hell a kilter is! Does anyone know? And when do you know when you’re back on the kilter?

    OMG, I need a break.

    • Mort E Relevant

      Jesus, 5’1? You’re tall for a journalist.

    • Penny Lane

      I have natural C’s borderline D’s and weigh 120 pounds. I feel they aren’t too big nor too small. If I had DD’s, I would probably get a breast reduction. My friend in HS had DD’S and she was really short. She always complained. I don’t understand why women get such big boobs.

  3. Scorpio

    Yeah, a nice big boob job is definitely approved. .,,,) Not to be nit-picky, but her particular boobs aren’t really my style, either; apart from the fact that she went big.

  4. Scorpio

    The tig ol’ bitties are a huge improvement. I approve in that I think she has done well for herself, so you got my number on this one. However, I do not personally find her attractive. She just isn’t my type.

  5. Scorpio

    Good grief, that is terrible. Never try to save money on cosmetic surgery, especially a nose job. That is when you want the best guy you can find. She is going to have to rebuild now, and there is only so much that can be done for that.

  6. Persephone

    Ok since we are talkin truth here, you wanna know the biggest joke when it comes to implants? I had one kid, thought wtf did you do to my beautiful breasts! So I decided I’m never having anymore. Bought a set of beauties…3 months later found out I was pregnant. First thing I thought when I saw that stick- “my booooobs!!” They made it through. I had them (kids and boobs) young they still are the one thing I do not regret in life lol

  7. Persephone

    Ertu I’m SO GLAD you posted this dumb ass REJECT! She’s so fucking stupid! “I stalked this guy” then she says he performs surgeries in hotel rooms? Ok, so does he rent a studio with all this prop equipment for the pre-op visit? Lying moron. fascinating, deep. “Im not a wannabe, I’m what I want to be.” No, actually, you are a wannabe dime a dozen now.

  8. MeowMing

    Plastic surgery: you will look different, but no guarantee you will look better.

  9. DirtyWhiteGirl

    Damn Khan is what I look like when I try to contour my faceeee #khaned

  10. Alright guys, I’m working on a ZW Exclusive with the Woolcott family. If you’d like to challenge the Woolcotts to a WhoreOff, send me your most scathing IG comment and I’ll post it in the next article. Best submission wins a Fidget Spinner with Amanda Lynns face on it.

  11. TJ

    The second dumbest being: “Have you ever done this before?”

  12. RedScorpio

    Chloe Kahn has a before-the-before pic on Daily Mail and she was fug… sorry, you’ve prob seen but omfg. Terrifying. Hilarious she got botched by that nasty Toochi’s surgeon. How much does Toochi charge to book her stable of pigs?

    • Digitus impudicus

      Lol! Perfect! I feel sorry for the poor big-ass leaf plants, they can’t escape the stench of old jizz and funky bacteria jumping off this infested whore. Sucks to be those plants.

    • AmericanTopTeam


    • smugjew

      I just find her unattractive. Face looks old and hard. Body is scrawny and malnourished — typical “skinny fat.”

      Easy to see why she hasn’t found an exit plan. Sorry Teej.

    • RedScorpio

      What’s up with the ring on her engagement finger?

      • Maia

        Fake like her handbags.

      • The_Truth_Hurts2012

        It’s a warning to her Beta fans……
        Better put a ring
        cause she’s i-n-d-e-p-e-n-d-e-n-t.
        and she got it from her momma

    • TJ

      She is seriously pretty.

      • AmericanTopTeam

        Well my man….you now have her #

        • TJ

          As the Police sang in Every little thing she does is magic:
          I resolved to call her up
          A thousand times a day
          And ask her if she’ll marry me
          In some old fashioned way

          But my silent fears have gripped me
          Long before I reach the phone
          Long before my tongue has tripped me
          Must I always be alone?

          • The_Truth_Hurts2012

            I thought it would be along the lines of:
            Every breath you take
            Every move you make
            Every bond you break
            Every step you take
            I’ll be watching you

          • TJ

            My other theme song. I don’t need a phone number with this one!

          • AmericanTopTeam

            “oh me so horny me love you long time…”

          • TJ

            Only a Floridian would come up with a 2 Live Crew song. Very cool!

      • Habib Fazil

        C’mon TJ, no excuses left, mlets get a ring on her finger

      • Persephone

        I really do think she is. Out of all of them she’s definitely IMO the best looking, she needs to get married like FAST

  13. TJ

    She spent a lot of money and travelled a long way to make herself less attractive. A trip to a third world country for some facial reconstruction work should complete the process nicely.

  14. AmericanTopTeam

    It seems like Amanda is blowing someone at IG or at the very least showing them free butthole pictures

  15. Bob Woolcott Jr., VP

    I am disturbed this morning. First, every photo Amanda turned comments off on, are back on-like Woolcott never happened. All my comments are gone. I just tried other accounts I have parked on IG, can’t leave a comment on that whores IG. I find it hard to believe, but that whore amanda somehow got IG to reply to an issue and fix it. Anyone have ideas on how I can destroy her life again let me know. In the mean time I’ll just leave this here and hope the community punishes her.

  16. KittenPile

    Chloe’s surgeon isn’t from the Ukraine. He’s from Tehran, Iran and was doing a stay in the Ukraine and a bunch of IG girls including Khloe went.

    Here’s a few pics:


    He also fucked up Rodrigo Alves’ nose. His other works of “art” are Erika Gray, Pixee, Toochi Kash. I’m also pretty sure he’s messed up the Clermont Twins too

    • TJ

      The woman in the gold bikini is a goddess. She looks like an ethnic Abigail Ratchford.

    • TheSundance_Kid

      I looked through the surgeon’s photos and there are a lot of botched noses on his IG feed. I can’t believe he gets work through his instagram. Every single nose on his page is way too tiny for the person’s face. Most of the before and after pictures don’t even look like the same person. Something isn’t right here.

  17. OldWineBox

    Silver lining: She’ll never turn her nose up at anyone or anything ever again.

  18. AmericanTopTeam

    I dont really find her attractive either before or after my tastes run All American girl next door types but she looks like a fucking yeti after all the botched surgeries

  19. Rattyroo

    It just struck me that with her new failed nose she is morphing into that Farrah Abraham bitch. I was scrolling on the home page and noticed the similarity.

  20. the real pintu

    Why the fuck would you go to a country like Ukraine for plastic surgery?

    I don’t mind her before picture.

  21. Pen-a-lope

    Hey Maia 🙂

  22. CT

    She needs to get her lips fixed too. They are awful

  23. JimU113

    It looks like an avocado had sex with an older avocado. There was no love there. Like the sex was the only thing they had going.

  24. shenanigans

    I can’t even read this because, frankly, I just don’t care anymore (’bout the botched surgeries). But what I skimmed through, all I can say is, she got what she deserved.

  25. JimU113

    The new nose looks like it belongs on some cow-pig hybrid thing-beast. As opposed to the cow-pig hybrid ho-beast it’s on right now.

    • TJ

      You reminded me of the Twilight Zone episode where the people with pig snouts were the attractive ones.

      • JimU113

        On Instagram, it’s the ones with Chicken Beaks and chipmunk cheeks who think they’re attractive.

  26. Elise

    This should be a click-bait quiz.

    Pick the before and after pictures of plastic surgery!!!

    Everyone would get it wrong.

  27. Tuco

    Fuck the nose i can’t stop.staring at the Banksy rattle can eyebrows

  28. Maia

    Congratulations, body dysmorphic moron!

  29. Sammi Jo

    He’s a “whole nother ball of wax”….literally

  30. Sammi Jo

    Aww how nice….not only do they “swap spit”….. they also swap surgeons

  31. ZWGGMa

    Can’t watch this without laughing

    JT: Does my toupee look blended and natural?
    Yes Man: Yessir, you look ready to take on the world.

    Moral of the story – Yes Men will screw you over in the end.

  33. Happy Pants

    Kim Kardashian should hire her as a double. For events she doesn’t want to attend, pregnancies and sex with Kanye.

    • prettyfeet

      Sex with Kanye would have to be interesting. He seems like a cryer to me.

  34. Digitus impudicus

    I’m not “political” at all. Can’t stand this “alt left” and “alt right” shit.

    • Mssixty

      Well I am very political and proud of it but I for sure don’t come here for that. I use Reddit for political stuff.

      • MsConduct

        Totally overused but, “To each their own,” is my philosophy.

        • Scorpio

          “To each his own.” It is singular. Just trying to be helpful. Since it is your philosophy, and you probably say it often, I thought you might prefer to know the correct phrase.
          P.S. I think it is a great philosophy, btw, and I ascribe to it myself.

          • MsConduct

            Thanks, Scorp. Would it have been proper if I had put single quotation marks?

          • Scorpio

            I am not sure about that one, but I think it should be double. I would have to look up that rule to be sure, but I feel lazy today.

          • MsConduct

            Not enough time for the research on my side.

    • MsConduct

      Hear, hear Di.

  35. Mssixty

    Ok I’m old, 39 so my prime years were in the age of disposable cameras (thank god) but I really feel like women of my generation were so much hotter than these instahoes and social media bitches are now days. We were natural, maybe a tit job here and there but we weren’t doing fillers, Botox, ass implants and this god awful mac contour makeup with eyelash extensions.
    I just don’t find any of these girls “beautiful” and they always look 10 years older than they are!

    • The_Truth_Hurts2012

      ahh the days, when you married a woman, you had a idea what your kid would look like..

    • Sammi Jo

      I don’t understand why she got a reverse rhinoplasty?

      • Mssixty

        She needs to get on botched pronto! If that happened to my face I would be devestated to the point of going into hiding until I could this shit sorted out.

        • Elise

          It’s her master-scheme of staying relevant while simultaneously being fake and cheap. Cheap sketchy DR in the Middle East, she knew she would be botched. Yet the talk show didn’t let her bring up the Iran/Middle East connection, which would have given her more press-time in other crap media -fake news sites. The last part of her plan is the free, perfect nose from botched. She knows they will feature her, since those w DRs are as fame-hungry as she is.

          • Mssixty

            That makes total sense. I guess for a fame whores thought process, didn’t someone say she has a child??? Wow priorities.

        • Scorpio

          Going on “Botched” would be an excellent idea for her.

    • Johnny "M'Fing" Drama

      39? oh boy, the colonoscopy is right around the corner.

      • Mssixty

        I know, I know.. I was thinking earlier in a few years I will feel rested, young and vibrant again but right now I feel 80 because I have a 2 year old and 3 year old that will be the death of me if they don’t go the fuck to sleep!!!

      • The_Truth_Hurts2012

        the silver stallion

    • AmericanTopTeam

      39? Get in your coffin!! Lol you are still a baby

    • Persephone

      Yes ! My niece looks like a whore my age. There’s 15 years between us. She is so damn orange. I always give her shit when I see her. “Wow, you got some sun girl! Where did you go?” She actually thinks I’m serious, she believes that tan in a can shit looks legit Hawaiian tropical bronzed skin. She’s covering up her freckly pasty skin. So in order to cover up some serious dark freckles (nothing wrong with freckles!) she has to LOAD, CAKE, LAYER cheap nasty L’Oréal on her face.

      • Mssixty

        Oh boy, I wish these girls would embrace their pale skin and freckles. Lindsey Lohan for example just looks so gross with a spray tan!! I would give anything to go back and undo my sun damage of my 20’s I was apart of the tanning bed generation so I guess at least the tan in a can doesn’t cause sun damage but it’s just so dirty looking!!

  36. Stelio Kontos

    Let’s see, she is in Dubai living lavishly with no particular job skills that we can see.
    She looks the part, she sounds the part. If walks, like a duck and quacks like a ducks, I’m just gonna order it with orange sauce and roll the dice.
    Here’s the kicker, that nose job isn’t botched. She claims she no longer has a sense of smell. Brilliant!!! That makes taking a hot, soupy, spoiled hummus looking dump to the chest so much easier.
    She is a genius.

  37. TwoTrickPony

    LOL QOT – this plastic cockney trash is always good for a laugh. P.S. Bobby – thanks for keeping it real with the dyed blond plastic hooker attempting to front on the other side of the pond…

  38. SDD

    Admittedly, I don’t know anything about her, so I had to look her up.

    Seems to me her fake nose is about as big as her fake tits.

  39. SDD

    During this time of heightened tension, I think a little levity is in order. So, who wears it better, the POTUS, or the tinpot tyrant?

    • Digitus impudicus

      Yeah, as a proud American who always respects whoever occupies (was voted in) the office of POTUS, I think what will be funny is President Trump blowing that fat deranged North Korean toilet licker off the face of the planet. That’s levity.

      • If it would end there, that might be levity. But it won’t. And it won’t be pretty.

        • Digitus impudicus

          I agree. But I don’t escape to ZW for fucking politics and more Trump hate. This is my only refuge from that cesspool.

          • Aw come on, that’s not Trump hate. We’re laughing at hair. Just hair. Even if he was the most loved pres ever – everyone would STILL be making hair memes!

          • Happy Pants

            The hair demands it.

          • Mssixty

            I love Trump (I’m prepared to be banned for life) but I have to agree with you his hair is just awful but can imagine if he changed it?!? We would never hear the end of how his new haircut is some kind of secret signal to the Russians to take over the world on fake news network CNN.

          • Maia

            What fake news?

      • SDD


        Personally I’d like a DEVGRU penetration into NK to take out the tin-pot tyrant, and their nuclear development facilities. Further, I’d hope this could be done cooperatively with Chinese military. They need some skin in the game, as well. Subsequently, I hope China could bring pressure down on the remaining government to give up hope for retaliation. Unfortunately, I suspect this is pie-in-the-sky.

        end t/j

        I see from some of your other posts, you don’t like politics brought into this space. My intent isn’t to bring politics into this forum. I simply just found it funny as shit. You gotta admit… they both have funny hair.

      • Pen-a-lope

        Thank you. I really don’t like getting involved in politics. With my son being a medic in the Army I am really scared too death right now. He hasn’t been called to deploy yet. But that short dicked short fucker really needs to just die.

      • Scorpio

        Past presidents should have taken out NK a long time ago. I would have, and I have been saying it all along, not just in retrospect. This has long been the real developing threat, while the parties have been hopping all over the world making up minor conflicts.

    • Trump actually looks better with dark hair lol

      • SDD


      • Pen-a-lope

        Ha I told my Mother tonight he does look better now that he isn’t so orange. God help us all with the shit going on in the world today.

    • Elise

      Trump looks like a modern day hitler, and Kim looks like a Chinese tourist. But, I’m going w Kim wears it better.

    • the real pintu

      That’s not a bad look for both.

  40. Digitus impudicus

    Cunty, you are deeply defective. Despite all your desperation and plastic surgery, you still look like an unattractive, cheap whore. Joke’s on you, thundercunt.

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