Dr. Miami Gets Inside Another Teen Mom – NSFW

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Lindsey Harrison from Teen Mom just got the biggest breast implants legally allowed inside of the United States. Check it out!

MTV 16 and Pregnant star Lindsey Harrison gets biggest breast implants in the US as she transforms from A-cup

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*She isn’t allowed to go any bigger than that? Lindsey Harrison went to our old friend Dr. Miami. This guy Snapchats everything.

WOULD YOU SNAPCHAT YOUR SURGERY?

 

Here’s something from Dr. Miami’s Snapchat yesterday. Warning: It’s Graphic.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Can anybody enlighten me as to what he’s doing here? Dawn Davenport and I couldn’t figure it out.

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  • Tonicman

    What’s he doing in that picture?

    When you get your suit altered the tailor is going to pull down on the pants to make sure that they are sitting properly on your hips to get the cuff line the right length – my guess is that this is the vaginaplasty equivalent. That, or he’s amusing himself while the nurse prepares the implants.

  • countryjew

    “I got these for my daughter.”

  • not2slobro

    i’m assuming 2 separate procedures were done, otherwise no explanation other than Dr Miami has issue staying just ‘abreast’ of things.

  • This is the ole’ “Two in the pink and one in the stink” moments before insertion.

    • countryjew

      I like the “minivan” — 2 in the front, 5 in the back

      • Digitus impudicus

        Easier for two in front, cock in back

        • countryjew

          You are an exceptional woman. All I need is your ring size and we’re good to go.

          • Digitus impudicus

            And we both light the menorah! I’m good to go! 🙂

    • A guide for the noobs:

      • not2slobro

        at first glance I thought those were scout signals…but alas..this still applies

        • not2slobro

          this….

      • Pam

        Hahaha!! I love this

      • Digitus impudicus

        Damn, as a highly sexed woman, they are all the pleaser.

      • AmericanTopTeam

        Show stopper haha gf over my shoulder “you try that and you can consider the show stopped” hahaha

        • Hey Now

          Gee, what’s up her ass? :S

    • Persephone

      Gross lol

  • Scorpio

    Good for her! 800cc silicone is an excellent choice. To clarify, 800cc is the biggest SHELL allowed in the U.S., not the biggest implant. Saline implants and expanders can be over-filled to just about any size. Since silicone implants only come pre-filled, 800cc is also the biggest silicone implant a girl can get in this country. It looks to me like she also got a donut mastopexy, which would provide a minor lift. This was probably necessary, as I imagine her teen mothering gave her some ptosis.

    From the other photo, it would seem that she also got a labiaplasty as part of her mommy makeover. I doubt a surgeon would take and publish photos of himself buggering a patient. It looks to me like her labia were already in pretty good shape, though. She may have had some other restoration surgery done, to tighten things up. It is also possible that she got her G-spot augmented, which is a very simple injection.

    I can see in one of the photos, as well as in the article, that her nice 800 silis are negated by a trashtoo. That’s a shame. The boobs will be a tremendous improvement, but the ink completely disqualifies her. To be fair, the teen motherhood already did that, anyway.

    • I don’t think that’s the Teen Mom in the last picture that I posted.

      • Scorpio

        Ah, I see. Thank you for the clarification. Same guesses on the procedure, though.

    • not2slobro

      curiosity gets best of me. but i’ll ask. medical is your background, yes?

      • Scorpio

        That is a great guess. Sorry, but no, I do not have a medical background. I am just well-researched on various subjects which I find interesting. This is one subject I have studied quite a bit.

        You are always welcome to ask me anything you like. If there is a question I would prefer not to answer, or if I do not know the answer, I will simply tell you so. .,,,)

        • not2slobro

          splendid. i’ll remember. thanks!

        • Digitus impudicus

          So, I’m now inspired to research the link between shitty self esteem and unnecessary plastic tits. Which of course translates to women who will spread their legs for a validating compliment. Easy lays.

          • Nut Bags

            Hey now, not every chick who gets implants has shitty self-esteem. Some of us just love big boobs

          • Digitus impudicus

            But putting validation of attractiveness in tits that are healthy but “not big enough to make all men drool over me” is misguided.

          • Nut Bags

            It is also misguided to generalize every female who makes the decision to get breast implants into one category. I am in my twenties and an attorney. I have plenty of self-worth. I was with my boyfriend for five years before I got mine done. I got them because I wanted them and it was a decision we made together.
            Are there a lot of females who get them done for the wrong reason, of course. I also couldn’t care less what people think about mine. I did not do it for them. I am not defending my decision to get them done. I am happy as a lark. I just think it is poor character to assume every female that has had them done lacks self-esteem or spreads her gash for a compliment.

          • Scorpio

            There are a lot of very insulting assumptions made by people who disagree. I say, why can’t a woman’s decisions and reasons be her own? Whatever happened to the freedom to be your own person?

          • AmericanTopTeam

            Upvoted for using the word “gash” aggressively.

          • Scorpio

            Oh boy, here we go.

          • Hey Now

            You rang?

          • Nut Bags

            Lol

          • Scorpio

            That is most often the case. Some people have a very difficult time with that concept. Few people can imagine a mind any different from their own.

          • Scorpio

            If you are curious about it, then I do encourage you to research that topic. You may be surprised by what you find. I find it to be fun when I learn something unexpected. Then again, I also find it to be fun when my hypothesis is supported by the evidence.

          • Digitus impudicus

            You are so keenly intelligent, I always like your posts. We may disagree, but that’s fine. I really admire your authenticity.

          • Scorpio

            Why, thank you. I do try to be honest.

        • Persephone

          I have a question !!
          So I know this chick, she’s only 32inches around but has 360cc’s they’re silicone
          They look monstrous. She likes them but wants them re-done. She told me she hasn’t done much research yet, I guess she’s waiting for like a year ? (I think?)
          I’m not sure. Isn’t there the built in bra ‘type’ I know she wants silicone again but she just doesn’t know what size.

          • Her doctor will take a picture of her from the side and the front. He will either physically print the pics and draw the options for her, or he will use a computer to show her. These surgeons have nicknames for the implants…..like Ferrari’s, etc. My wife originally had round saline implants around 630 cc each, and later upgraded to silicone 800’s in a teardrop shape. She looks like a dream with those 34DD’s….if you like short athletic blondes with big hooters. I am so damn lucky.

          • Scorpio

            You will find that different doctors use different approaches in consultations, which is one of many reasons it is good to go to at least a few. Some are now even using a 3-D imaging system. Yes, you are definitely so damn lucky. So is she, I gather.

          • Scorpio

            Excellent question. Different women do get very different results from the same implant. There are many variables to consider. I will oversimplify this for the sake of brevity, but I strongly encourage your friend to read up on the forums at just breast implants dot com before she even begins to schedule her revision surgery.

            I will presume the 32-inch measurement is her underbust, not her overbust. How tall is she? How much does she weigh? What is her bust measurement now? What were all of these numbers before her first BA? What manufacturer and profile of implant did she get?

            I ask these things because 360cc is a pretty small implant. It is about one and a half cups, if you are American, or about a third of a liter, if you are something else (Canadian?). You say they look monstrous; I presume you mean the size is huge, not that they were butchered. Either you are having a problem with your perception, which would be extremely normal, by the way, or she was quite big to begin with.

            You say she wants them revised. What are her reasons? Are you the type of friend she can really be honest and open with about this, or do you unknowingly make comments that bother her (most women do, even friends). Does she want to go bigger? Smaller? A different profile? Perkier? More upper pole fullness?

            There is a procedure referred to as an internal bra. It cannot be done on a first BA, but can be done with a revision. It utilizes the scar tissue from the previous procedure to provide additional support to the implants. This can be used for several reasons, like to support a larger implant, to lift the implants to a higher position, or to prevent or treat bottoming out.

            To wait a year between breast surgeries is a very good and fairly universal rule of thumb. It is a good time for healing and settling of the first BA. It is also time to see how they will eventually turn out, as it typically takes about that long to see the final result. It is also time to get used to them, to get past the “boobie blues” and natural period of dealing with change, so that a girl can be more certain if she really wants to change them, or if she is really happy with them as they are.

            There is a lot more going on here, but I left brevity behind a few paragraphs ago, so I will stop. Feel free to pick my brain all you like. Everyone knows I am a big fan of BA, but I only want women to make fully informed decisions that are for their own happiness.

        • Hey Now

          Scorpio has a degree in tits.

          • Scorpio

            Ha ha ha. I like that. What would something like that be called? Perhaps a PhDD? A Master’s in Mammaries?

          • Hey Now

            Ph-double-D for the win!

          • Scorpio

            Awesome. I’m glad you like it, and even more glad that you picked up on the pronunciation I was going for.

          • Hey Now

            Great tits think alike.

      • Scorpio just likes tits

        • Scorpio

          This is true. It is in my nature. Just to mention, there are a few other traits I like, as well. .,,,)

    • AP

      lol, you sure know your implants. hot diggity!

      • not2slobro

        I keep waiting for KG. surely he’d have commentary to add on this. but not so far.

        • Hey Now

          Yeah, he’s been MIA for almost a week, now?

          • Scorpio

            He must be really busy with work or something.

      • Penza

        Yes, and I followed along til I got to the part about G-spot augmentation – that was a new one on me. I’m not gonna google it though, sounds icky.

        • Scorpio

          It’s not so bad. It’s just a simple injection behind the G-spot that raises that area, causing it to be stimulated more during intercourse. It is quick, simple, and nearly painless. I am not sure it is something I would promote, though. It seems unnecessary to me; but to each, her own.

      • Scorpio

        Why, thank you.

    • Atomic Man

      Don’t see how dudes get flaccid over tattoos.

      • Scorpio

        That is okay. I do not need you to fully understand my turn-ons and turn-offs. You are welcome to have all the tattooed girls, and I will take the others. .,,,)

        • Atomic Man

          I’m just a logical thinking man living in an illogical thinking world. I know there are things that shouldn’t turn people on/off. It is what it is.

          • Scorpio

            I find it logical for different organisms within a species to select for different traits, thereby promoting diversity, and in turn, resiliency within the species.

    • Yupper. My wife has the silicone 800’s…teardrop. Best investments I ever made….much better than the saline 600’s she had before. She is 5’2″ tall and 125…..she looks amazing.
      I am such a guy

      • Scorpio

        You are, indeed, a very lucky man. At those measurements, I am sure she wears them extremely well. In accordance with this evidence, I hereby declare you a success! By the way, have you heard about the new trials in the US for larger sizes of silicone implants? It will still be a long way off, but at least they have started.

    • Michael Girouard

      Seriously, are you a doctor? I don’t think most doctors are as literate as you are, but I am open to being corrected on that.

      • Scorpio

        Sorry to disappoint, though I do appreciate the compliment. Thank you, kindly. To be completely forthcoming, I try to keep any identifying information out of my comments here. To that end, I would equally deny any proposed profession. I have been called a “renaissance man”. I am curious about many things, and so I study them. For one like me, the information age is like manna from heaven.

        • Michael Girouard

          Actually, I would be disappointed if you were a doctor. They are seldom as bright and never ever as godlike as they like to think. As far as you and the information age, I suspect you’ve noticed the way that information seems to make a lot of people insular and stupid, but you spin it into insight and wit. Don’t let it go to your head, but I respect your intelligence and I enjoy your humour. I don’t really expect identifying information. I prefer reading between the lines. Just keep the lines coming.

          • Scorpio

            Why, thank you. I will continue to spin a yarn.

  • Andrea’s Bangs

    That is so fucking weird.

  • Donnie Darko

    A bi-manual exam?

    • Or an exam from Bi-Manuel?

      • Donnie Darko

        The question is why is a plastic surgeon doing this and why this was snapchatted?

        • There are a lot of questionable (and gruesome) things posted on his Snapchat. I’m sure he can’t be stupid enough to post this without his patient’s permission beforehand, but nonetheless… it’s like a mix between TLC and Pornhub. I don’t get it.

          • Hey Now

  • Uncle Chug

    Repairing a torn asshole? Or as I call it, a James Sharkey.

  • BossBabe

    Labiaplasty? At that age?

    • Digitus impudicus

      Genetics plus childbirth can be an evil twosome. Also, for many women, extended labia are uncomfortable.

      • Scorpio

        Are you showing support for labiaplasty? Did you just switch sides on the plastic surgery question?

        • Digitus impudicus

          Great question. I believe in fixing things that are physically uncomfortable or naturally mutated. Examples: rhinoplasty for deviated septums, abdominoplasty for torn stomach muscles, and corrective boob surgery for uneven breasts and breasts that never developed. I also believe that for the first two cases, that should be covered under insurance.

          • Scorpio

            That argument is internally logically consistent, so good on ya! Which of those two categories would you consider the labia? Physically uncomfortable or naturally mutated?

          • Digitus impudicus

            Very interesting. I know of a couple of women (moms) who have that long labia (sleeve of wizard) problem, and they have expressed discomfort in wearing pants, due to the seams. Now indeed, that isn’t medically necessary, but I don’t feel it is fully ego-centric either. So, for insurance reimbursement for this condition, I guess I would still feel that some coverage would indeed be warranted, but not as much as say, rhinoplasty to breathe or stomach muscles that if left unattached will continue to tear.

    • Persephone

      I noticed the stretch marks too, I understand they can come from breastfeeding, I know some are more prone than others. I think her implants look good, sad that she’s only 16 and her plastic addiction is just starting. I guess she could get stretch mark treatment right? They’re very noticeable

      • She’s 21 now but you’re right, she’s still too young.

        • Persephone

          21 is definitely better than 16
          Very foolish in my opinion, your body changes so much between 21 and 25 even

          • Scorpio

            Right. A woman’s breasts might still be developing up to the age of 25.

      • Stretch marks can only be removed with a “lift”. Slice down the middle from the nipple to the base of the breast…..leaves an ugly scar on women.

        • Persephone

          The lollipop? Is that where 50cent got the inspiration for his song?

          I’ll take you to the candy shop
          Let you lick my lollipop
          …….boy one taste of what I got
          Whooaaa

        • Scorpio

          Only the stretch marks on the section of skin that is removed will be gone. Yes, the anchor scar is a bad one. This type of lift is really only performed for higher levels of ptosis.

      • Scorpio

        They can improve, but never go away completely. They would be much less noticeable if she stayed out of the sun.

  • Louoctopus

    Vaginal rejuvenation?

  • The skin on her tits is screaming for help.

    • Sir TTP

      Right? Now imagine Bev’s once she pops out the demon child and looks to get back in the game. I get a bit ill just thinking about it.

  • KittenPile

    Those implants are gonna look like shit when they heal. She has 0 breast tissue and they just won’t sit right.

    Don’t hate on Dr. Miami’s snapchat, I actually enjoy watching the surgeries!

    • Persephone

      I was thinking the same thing , once again the stretch marks prove how tight they are BECAUSE of the lack of tissue

      • Scorpio

        Those are old stretch marks, not new ones.

        • Persephone

          Breast feeding? Or just growing / maturing?

          • Scorpio

            Could be both, but my money is on motherhood.

        • Boov

          I saw a before pic on TMZ and she already had the stretch marks, most likely from pregnancy weight gain since she was an A cup to begin with

        • Hey Now

          What are you – Inspect-her Gadget?

          • Scorpio

            He he he. That’s good stuff.

    • Scorpio

      Although that does depend on how big she got when she was breastfeeding. Once they have been stretched for that, they tend to take implants easily.

  • Whitney BeatMe

    That vag pic makes me think of brisket.. This alarms me. I really like brisket.

    • TMFJ

      Now that you mention it I see it as Pastrami!! I just gave it a quick glance because knew it was an unattractive vag but you made me do a double take and Im probably gonna be gay now! FUCK!! No more ugly kitties please.

      • Whitney BeatMe

        Sorry buddy. I’m going to hesitate the next time I eat brisket, but I’ll probably still eat it. It’s delicious.

        • TMFJ

          Yeah. I was able to unsee it and all is well.

  • Maia

    I have no clue, but it makes me want to play Doctor.

  • Pam

    Thats one way to make sure the implants arent in her armpits

  • TMFJ

    Its a new procedure where they carefully place the implants in the chest area via the anus. In other words…. He put her new tits up her ass. Not rocket science people!!

    • Digitus impudicus

      On her, that’s brain surgery.

      • Luke Duke

        Ha

    • Hey Now

      Get out of here!!! I’ve never heard of that before. That’s crazy!

  • Luke Duke

    Just once?

    • Sammi Jo

      No? LMFAO

  • Luke Duke

    You, ma’am, are incorrect.

  • Rita

    Why is her vagina burgundy when she is white?

    • It might be a white burgundy. Medium-bodied, dry and a hint of dark cherry.

      • Sammi Jo

        LOL

    • Habib Fazil

      Perhaps it was a transplant???

      • Rita

        But why must genitalia be so uglyyyy??

    • Scorpio

      She should probably stop wearing underwear, at least to the extent possible. She might consider some gentle lightening, as well. On the other hand, the nearby skin does look a bit of an olive tone. Rogaine has said that it is a different woman.

  • Habib Fazil

    Applying after shave? Sorry, best I can come up with…

  • marciababii

    I’m logging off..forever

  • Dead Man’s Dog

    Lololol.

    Holy stretch marks Batman.

  • JimU113

    Free prostrate exam?

  • Scorpio

    That is great! Especially if he is a good dad. Maybe they went on a family vacation.

  • AmericanTopTeam

    Wow didn’t expect full digital penetration…. Zw behaaaave you cheeky monkey

  • Scorpio

    He he he. You really do know how to speak my language. .,,,)

  • The_Truth_Hurts2012

    naaa, he was just cleaning up after he finsihed

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