Free Post Friday – Derp Edition

ZW Free Post Friday 

Derpy Edition

It’s  Friiiiiday! This week FPF is all about derpy insta-whores.

Luxe sent in the video that started it all. I present to you, Nicolette Shea in all her boring, derpy glory (complete with Porno soundtrack):

 

Next in line for a Derp Award is Jen Wilke. Is she on another planet or did she not realise she’s promoting the most hated person on social media right now – Dani Mathers?

And what would a derp inspired post be, without the Princess of Derp – Tricia Evans aka Beverly HurrDuhh-billy?

Why is every thirsty skank dressing up as Harley Quinn right now? I get the movie is big right now, but newsflash sluts – Harley Quinn is no sexy, heroic pin-up. Her character was a subservient, emotionally and physically abused woman who would make herself appear less intelligent to please her “man”. Not so sexy now, huh? Good to see Beverly HurrDuhh-billy is going to be promoting strong female role models in her home…

 

 

  • Sir TTP

    I’d happily punch Dead Tooth straight in the face with the hope that I could make her new nickname Dead Tooths.

    #sorrynotsorry

    • I’m surprised ( not really) that a mom with a newborn has the time or energy to dress up like Harley Quinn for a photo shoot in the Section 8 parking lot.

  • Sir TTP

    Fuck all of these idiots. There’s already enough idiocy in the world without these useless wastes of space bogarting all the oxygen from regular folk.

    • Maia

      Upvoted 100x for the proper use of bogarting!

  • May God have mercy on all your souls this weekend SINNERS
    #20MoreDaysOfTheChristianLife

    • Sir TTP

      Yo Bible Thumper – you gotta ease into the life bro. Chillax on shoving this new-found path down everyone’s throats. Let the rest of us sin in peace. It’s the Christian thing to do.
      ..

      • Worse than a reformed smoker…

        • My next 30 day hobby is to be
          #Vegan

          • Gadda Bait

            Well then your not following your bible cause they eat meat. I’m the wrong person to play bible study with. I’m in the the deep dirty South we have more churches than anything and as kids we have to attend every one. So slow your role before you get your feeling hurt.

          • Ooooh yes. That exudes the right amount of douchey-ness for you!

          • Gadda Bait

            How’s about stop coming to sites that the good Lord does not see fit for hardcore Christine’s. So you even know how to read the bible. You can’t start on page one then read to the last page, you have to flip back and fourth.

          • Pat Hetic

            Don’t just *be*!!! TELL eVERyONE about it ALL THE TIME!!!!!@!!!!

          • Jim

            #vagrants all you’ll achieve

          • Blunt-Master_puff_puff_

            so no pussy then? [well it’s a type of meat innit?]

          • Hah it looks like the cat’s having a smoke!

          • King Ghidorah

            Did you see the ones I put up back in March?

        • Pat Hetic

          Wasn’t Sparky just posting last week about how his ex is the devil? And then wasn’t he posting about making fun of hookers? This week he doesn’t think it’s nice to make fun of other people.

          Hey Sparkster-forget the gym, step away from the eating, delete your social media accounts, stop following your new jesus, and get a good therapist. Your delusion is out of control, and playing the victim and saying you’re such a nice guy isn’t fooling anyone. Go get help, it’s not funny anymore.

      • The Beav

        He is so Christian he doesnt know the difference between a service and a Catholic mass. He invited everyone out for “mass”. What a moron….suppose he is going for Christ since he saw Kina at a Christian concert?

      • Jim

        He does look like the devil. For once I’ll agree with him

      • nancy young

        He does this all the time. I think he’s been hard core Christian at least 3x on his IG page

      • He was right to change his cover photo though. Jesus arm wrestling the devil seems more on par with his understanding of spirituality than the ceiling of the Sistine chapel.

    • Dale Doback
      • Scorpio

        Ow, My Balls!

      • Blunt-Master_puff_puff_

        good stuff DD that’s frikkin hilarious, anyone that’s been nutted knows the gut sickening pain.

    • Hah! You read this stuff?!

      • I would say I sound pretty gay here but God frowns upon gays

        • Pat Hetic

          Sparkey’s latest IG post scares the crap out of me. What is he taking to slow down his voice like that and to make him think that outfit is okay?

    • Gadda Bait

      How you know we sinners cause we are all born sinners!? How you know we haven’t been baptized? Stop judging that’s in the Holy Bible. Get off line and READ IT!!

      • I follow the Lord thru IG and he told me to hit up Buffalo Wild Wings tonight

        • Miranda Rights

          Well see now that actually makes sense because the lemon pepper wings ARE divine

        • Gadda Bait

          So now your hearing voices?

          • Just like Randy Orton

          • Gadda Bait

            Do you hear Randy Orton?

  • Sir TTP

    Best thing I ever learned in High School.

  • Sir TTP

    I can totally see Gupster rocking this getup. With a flask in his back pocket and three joints where the pens normally go.
    ..

    • Digitus impudicus

      Almost looks like the Brady Bunch house.

  • Maia

    I’m just going to leave this here. Why the fuck does Nicolette Shea always play with her food? Look at this disgusting slob. She must have a sugar Daddy who’s into this shit. Fucking gross pig.

    • Sir TTP

      You’ve got to be kidding me. The inferences are not lost on anyone with a brain.

      • Maia

        What a pig.

      • The_Truth_Hurts2012

        yup yup.. I agree,, it’s called advertising…..

  • 420goose

    Where did Tricia leave her kid while she watched Suicide Squad?.. & Anyone else’s theatres starting up “mommy night”?- where they got a nice little changing station, keep the lights on & have the volume a little lower?. I wonder if they would have that for movies like suicide squad so Tricia and others might not have to leave their kid w/ someone else (pedo risk) or at -*sigh* home.

    • miss piglet

      She left the baby in the car. Hey, she cracked a window.

      • Maia

        What car?

        • miss piglet

          Righto…

      • Scorpio

        As long as it’s not a dog, everyone is fine with it.

      • nancy young

        Listening to her fave music

    • Jim

      With a movie usher geez u don’t think she’d leave it at home I hope

    • nancy young

      I like how she felt it was necessary to say that she didn’t take her baby. I think the only reason she gets out of bed is to prove to her “haters” how mediocre she is

    • I don’t know if its a pedo risk to leave a child with a babysitter.

      • 420goose

        It’s not, exactly. Just the fact you never really know who would do that shit until it happens. A fraction of the stories I hear come from the parent/guardian hiring a babysitter they thought they could trust.

  • Sir TTP

    Just remember what that little monk-looking white kid said to Neo in the living room – “there is no spoon.” It totally works for me after a night of binge-drinking.

  • jujubeans

    Omg SO MUCH LOVE FOR THIS!!!

    I’m so sick of seeing Harley Quinn sexualized and adored by clueless twats. I know, really, nothing about Batman other than the movies but I know that she is not a character that’s supposed to be idolized. Dumbasses.

  • The_Truth_Hurts2012

    I read that the worst is a reformed alcoholic whore.

  • The_Truth_Hurts2012

    those chairs crack me up

  • Maia

    Well, well, well. Look who’s back in Vegas. Freddy Fags was with Kina while she was getting ready and when they arrived at the club, but he took 3 whores and some guy home to her house without her. Guess he did the pimp check on the dude and then bailed.

  • TheBlumpkin.com

    Derp!

    • Maia

      She’ll never live that down. Thank God the internet is forever

  • That’s fantastic…ninja bunny!

  • StephRidxo

    I guess to good ole Dead Tooth, being in a highly abusive relationship, a certified nutso wanted in 12 states, hopelessly in love with a psychopathic clown, is still greater than what her true life is…..

    An ex-jack shack worker, who later became a straight up prostitute, only to find a much younger beta male with down syndrome, always jealous and lashing out at whores that did life better than her (Amanda Tawnie etc), finally gets knocked up and will sit around the rest of her life, never making it off Medicaid because the major breadwinner of the household’s only ‘aspiration’ is to be an assistant manager making $12.75 an hour…..

    So Tricia is still ‘aspiring’ to be something better than what she truly is, by acting like Harley Quinn

    Everyone should watch that video to see that Harley is NOT a strong character or someone to look up to

    • Sir TTP

      You go girl.

    • Johnny “M’Fing” Drama

      suicide squad and batman vs superman sucked. Only good superhero movie this year was deadpool. I thought “The Killing Joke” was good too, but it was animated, and you don’t get to see batgirls tits.

      • Badbret 3.0

        Yea it’s like that South Park where you get crazy but you never actually get a good look at the heavy metal chicks tits

      • Miranda Rights

        I enjoyed Suicide Squad but maybe I forced myself to like it because I was so pumped about it for so long and refused to be disappointed lol

        Batman VS Superman was beyond bad. I didn’t even bother seeing that one in theatre after the reviews and I turned it off within (10) minutes on PPV

        • Johnny “M’Fing” Drama

          i actually didn’t finish suicide squad lol. just thought it was a poor story

          • King Ghidorah

            They went WAY off from the original story. Marvel is killing them, & has been for years every since Blade came out.

          • Johnny “M’Fing” Drama

            dude, the batmans with christian bale were perfect. it’s not the actors faults, i thought ben affleck played a great batman, but whoever is writing the stories just fucking blows. I stopped watching it during the first battle when they started fighting those creatures with the army soldiers. i just thought it was stupid.

            Have you ever played the Arkham games before? Mark Hammils joker is incredible!

          • King Ghidorah

            Ben sucked as DD, & he’s killing my childhood favorite. Batman NEVER used guns! Once I saw that, it was a wrap! He just needs to stick to what he knows, & leave the super hero scrips alone.

          • Johnny “M’Fing” Drama

            Daredevil? i thought he was alright. and the guns part, i totally agree with you. But that’s not Bens fault, that’s the people who wrote it.

      • Gadda Bait

        Yes it did

    • OldWineBox

      Those Derp’d Lines….

    • countryjew

      You should post more.

    • I highly doubt Trasha knows anything about the character. She just thinks she looks cool. Jokes on her because good lord she is aging rapidly since giving birth. Woof

  • Donnie Darko

    So many women are doing the Harley Quinn thing because Margot Robbie is so attractive, the girls think anyone can pull off Margot Robbie’s look, which they can’t.

    • Scorpio

      I noticed the Harley Quinn cosplay become very popular long before they decided to revive the character in the film series. I think that is why they decided to do it. It is true that now there are a bunch of followers, though.

      • King Ghidorah

        The trailer for the movie came out like 3 years ago. They copied each other from there.

    • Digitus impudicus

      I’m very fucking happy I don’t know what the fuck a “Harley Quinn” is.

  • Donnie Darko

    Warren from Something about Mary?

    • Vicki Vallencourt

      have you seen my baseball?

    • miss piglet

      Totally GEEKING OUT on meth

    • ..

    • I heard Kurt Benz is looking for a roommate wonder #MogulTwins power activate!

      • Maia

        Hahaha!

  • Derby, derp, and hurr durr. Wait, what?!?

  • countryjew

    Big Bitch has the sadz.

    • Digitus impudicus

      I’d tell that cunt, “Shut the fuck up, useless whore.”

    • Olive Blackcock

      Cunt….

  • not2slobro

    oldie but one my favorites…Ed Zachary Disease:

    …A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.

    She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see Dr. Chang, the well-known Chinese sex therapist, so she went to see him.

    Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, “OK, take off all you crose.” The woman did as she was told. “Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room.” Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, “OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.” So she did.

    Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, “Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.”

    Worried, the woman asked anxiously, “Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?”

    Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, “Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass.”

    4 commentsshare

    all 4 commentssease….

  • Maia

    Not these whores.

  • Is gif showing up?⤴ I’m having Disqus issues

    • Penza

      Yes, a bunny going bonkers on a donkey, I think.

      • Scorpio

        Maybe a goat.

        • Penza

          Who knew they could be so ornery? They pack a good kick and then they hop away quick. Cute.

          • Scorpio

            It must be due to the small medula oblongata. –Waterboy reference.

  • Maia

    Vaginas and flat water!

  • Maia

    Gee whiz. Look who’s trolling for IP addresses! What’s next? Blackmailing married men?

  • Atomic Man

    Harley also dished out the abuse herself.

    • Absolutely she did. Complete nutso. Another excellent reason why she’s no idol to look up to (lets ignore the fact that people should be idolising and looking up to REAL people not comic book characters lol)

  • Scorpio

    Hooray, Free Post Friday! The Harley Quinn description is pretty attractive to me. It makes me want to rescue her. My vote goes to the weirdo with the crazy super filtered video.

    You know what comes next:

    • Scorpio

      I posted one of these before, but it is that good. Also, my favorite thing about the bondage pic is the color of the rope. That is seriously sexy right there; and yes, I do like bondage.

      • LadyQ

        I love that pink rope too! Kinky but cute and feminine at the same time.

        • Scorpio

          Exactly!

      • The_Truth_Hurts2012

        that pink rope is pretty fuk’n cool!!

    • Habib Fazil

      mmm boobies………..

  • Scorpio

    The bunny says, “That was as easy as…”

  • Scorpio

    His Kung Fu is strong, indeed. “Grasshopper”. You see what I did there?

  • Scorpio

    I considered that, once. It is a good way to meet a lot of hot, eligible girls who are into polygamy.

    • The_Truth_Hurts2012

      If you checkbook can support the habit.
      now, a simple song about wild women and money..

  • Ertu
  • LadyQ

    I love each and every animal gif you post! Too cute

  • The_Truth_Hurts2012

    When you get older, they call them “lazy boys”

  • Digitus impudicus

    Hey, marriage is a numbers game, so…

  • The_Truth_Hurts2012

    did he say that with his buttplug in his hand?

  • JimU113

    I don’t recall having posted the music portion, so here goes.

    • Scorpio

      Nice selection.

      • JimU113

        Thank you.

  • JimU113

    That bunny be gangsta.

  • Fucking cute as all fuck!

  • Wow taking candy from a baby is easy!

  • Wow nicorette, that is…not really a facial expression.

  • I don’t know how I’m viewing this video, the cuteness matter is so densely formed that light should not escape!

  • Scorpio

    Yup, that could be, or at least a modification or stylized interpretation. I like that you know that word. That’s hot. .,,,)

  • No, but ZW can send them a China set.

  • Digitus impudicus

    Yup, she probably would because that’s the only thing this low- IQ wasteland is capable of replying.

  • JimU113

    Rabbit’s a smooth one all right.

  • Scorpio

    Thank you, and also, you’re welcome. .,,,)

  • Scorpio

    I can dig that. They all enjoy a good spanking, too. .,,,)

  • We literally could make a top 50 dumb things Jen wilke has done whether it’s going on trips with someone she never met at the time (greg hale) ripping of Ashley Salazar on a go fund me. Not sending out her merch orders until months after the sale. Calling herself an aspiring actress but rarely posting any kind of entertaining videos, losing her 2 million like fan page for posting click bait, lying to her fans about sleeping in her car so she can get to the Maxim party, the go fund me pledge that received press around the world for her being a con artist and the list goes on.

  • Johnny “M’Fing” Drama

    i actually own DD on DVD, maybe i’ll rewatch it tonight. Maybe i liked it alot because the last time i saw it i was 13.

    • King Ghidorah

      You see the series on Netflix yet?

      • Johnny “M’Fing” Drama

        no, is it good? It didn’t look good in my opinion lol

        • King Ghidorah

          Ehhh sort of like those WB series of Flash, & Green Arrow. A LOT of talking, & standing around, but it’s alright. They have a Luke Cage series about to start too.

          • Johnny “M’Fing” Drama

            haven’t watched those either because they looked like shit too. I thought “Gotham” was fairly decent actually.

          • King Ghidorah

            Yea me too. Commissioner Gordon’s side of the story.