Jen Wilke Begging For Money… Again

Jen Wilke Starts a Gofundme for Maxim Party – Updates below!

ZW Submission:

[GregFail]

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Looks like Jen Wilke is up to her old tricks again appearantly asking for $10,000 so she can go to the Maxim hot 100 party.

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This girl is a piece of work. Can we all come together and hit up her Facebook posts and knock her off the pedistool that greg hale built/bought

UPDATES HERE:

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  • AmericanTopTeam

    Ummm hmmmm get a fucking job??

  • Sir TTP

    You have got to be FUCKING KIDDING ME. Back with more thoughts later.

    • Greg Fail

      Did you read her go fund me statement?

      • Maia

        It’s hysterical!

      • MissPell

        Nice find.

      • Sir TTP

        Yep. And it looks like “Fran” did as well…
        ..

        • MissPell

          Way to go Fran!

          • Sir TTP

            I have no idea how that name came to me. It just did. I should put a picture on my FB profile to look legit.

          • MissPell

            Put Dik Itchys pic. haha

          • Sir TTP

            I chose another route on the picture thing…
            ..

          • MissPell

            LOL Good choice.

          • Gadda Bait

            Ha ha ha yeah I see who that is.

          • AmericanTopTeam

            Fran brought the heat

        • Stelio Kontos

          Fran for the kill

          • JimU113

            FranTP just went nuclear.

        • Team Wilke

          Blocked

          • Maia

            Like we fucking care.

          • Team Wilke

            You will care when the cops come to your house

          • Maia

            Psst! I’m not home! You see, I have this thing called a job. It takes me away from home and actually pays me so I don’t have to beg from strangers on the internet.

          • Habib Fazil

            Oh Lordy No! Not the interweb Police!

          • umyeahyourestupid

            HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

            SHUT UP SL00T

        • Unityyy

          Fran is my hero.

        • DirtyGMa

          See now I read that and thought “we need to get Fran over her to the ZW. I like the way she thinks. Nice work TTP

          • MissPell

            Check Fran’s pic GMa. lol

        • Kay More

          Lol!! I agree with Fran, I got invited to the Maxim hot 100 at a Stockyards cowboy shit kicker bar in Fort Worth. They invite any decent looking girl if you happen to be at a bar a promoter is.

        • Persephone

          Wtf is that gaping valley between two half deflated water balloons

        • Johnny “M’Fing” Drama

          Mike’s spittin game hard!

        • BossBabe

          Fran for president!

  • MissPell

    11 people…$325.00 raised…$10,000.00 goal…party is July 30th…has no job…ummm. I think she’s gonna be missing that party. ha

    • Greg Fail

      She’s insane

      • MissPell

        That or on drugs.

        • Greg Fail

          Did you read her go fund me statement?

          • MissPell

            Just what was posted here.

          • The_Truth_Hurts2012

            just think of all the puppies and kittens I can save……….
            Please,, go fund me…….

    • Stelio Kontos

      I wanna state the obvious….if she had any business being there, expenses would not be an issue.

      • MissPell

        Exactly! She must be taking the “a girl can always try” approach.

        • The_Truth_Hurts2012

          I’m sure she’ll keep the $$ if she can’t raise 10K

      • Sammi Jo

        LOL Yep! They are not tryin’ to see her
        … She should take the hint https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/12245d2c688b6eb68c1c162280fe0576aa5543407687a1bcf7541544c648312d.gif

        • The_Truth_Hurts2012

        • Persephone

          My heart just skipped a beat.

      • Unityyy

        Exactly..but she’s got to ante up the $500 herself plus expenses for travel etc .ANY shmuck off the street can go to this party if they pay for the tickets..ain’t nothing VIP about it.

        • Gadda Bait

          Teach her what 5 fingers said to the face.

          • Unityyy

            I’d grind my dirty boots into her couch.

          • Gadda Bait

            Cocaines helluva drug

          • Gadda Bait

            DARKNESS

          • Spartacus

            “Show her the hairy side”

    • Persephone

      Maybe it’s like the little tikes at the bikini huts. They fill their tip jar to make it look like people are tippin big. Maybe she floated herself the first $300.00, since my brother paid the other $25.00

      • MissPell

        Maybe. Or there are a couple of other guys out there like your bro.

  • Maia

    Wilke? You’re 30 fucking 2! Get a real job and move out of your Mom’s basement! If you were invited somewhere as a VIP, your expenses would be paid. Who believes this shit?

    • MissPell

      The suckers that have already sent her money? lol

      • Maia

        Yup! Betas!

      • Persephone

        She emails a guarantee fuck for $25.00 and over. My brother got one, he’s 19. He’s looking for older women, past 30 to teach him. I told him the only thing he will learn is the difference between a normal cow moo, and a cow that’s been shot.

        • Gadda Bait

          Does she really send out those kinds of emails? Lol!! Wonder what she would do to go to Dubai?

          • Persephone

            Let them shit down her throat I suppose? Play in it with her toes like a … sand box? Talk to it? Call it Mr. Hankey? (The Santa poop from South Park! Lmao)

          • Gadda Bait

            I love Mr. Hankey!

        • MissPell

          I wonder what the guy who put up the 5 bucks thinks he’s gonna get. haha

    • I was thinking the exact same thing. If she was someone of importance they would pay her expenses. This girl is so sad. Maybe it’s me but I still think she is just so damn plain and bland. Kind of like the sugar free vanilla flavor of insta-skanks.

    • Kay More

      What the hell?? She’s the same age as me?? And acting a fool still

    • Persephone

      Let me say first- I am glad I do not understand these bitches. Ok, so how does an average, and I mean not even a double take chick go out of her way, past her prime to do this. Who is egging her on? (FYI Miss , they’re most likely fucking with you.) It’s like the mean girls in high school, they see a girl wearing something ugly and say “yeah… That’s totally hot! Wear it!” Meanwhile, she’s ridiculed behind her back.

      • Maia

        I blame her parents. She had a gofundme for her Dad’s funeral. I find it hard to believe that her Dad didn’t have the forethought to put aside 5k for a basic funeral.

        • Persephone

          I don’t trust 89%of the people of goFundme

          • Luke Duke

            Ikr! A few months ago I actually thought about doing a gofundme. My teenage son was selected to go play a very large soccer tournament in Europe. Total trip was going to cost me over $7k. I knew it was a once in a lifetime opportunity for my son and was determined to make it happen! After thinking about it for a little bit I ended up doing what any responsible parent would do….broke out the credit card! I just couldn’t see begging for something that was not a life & death situation.

          • Jim

            Her career is life or death, sum Johns are crazy murderer’s and such lol tom sizemore in natural born killer’s. To bad he wasn’t the next one

          • Chalupa Batman

            We need more humans like you!

          • umyeahyourestupid

            only 89%??

    • Johnny “M’Fing” Drama

      I believe this shit, and im using my moms credit card to donate!

      • Maia

        Lol!

    • BossBabe

      sad 30 fucking 2 and doesn’t even have $10k in her bank account LOL. Yea her “modelling career” is lucrative as fuck.

      • Maia

        I’d probably shoot myself in the head.

    • caramelldansen

      She needs to get her act together. She has looks, but she can’t seem to put those looks to use. Thankfully she will age well, so she isn’t in any immediate danger.

  • Stelio Kontos

    How many legitimate whores are giving her scathing looks and turning up their nose in disdain. I believe Veronika Black was quoted as saying “this lazy bitch, do you know how much literal shit I have to take, how many Curry Blumpkins add up to $10k and she’s just gonna ask for it?”

  • Maia

    HAHAHA!

    • MissPell

      No level 6? 😉

      • Maia

        She’ll probably hear from a lot of level 3 sex offenders.

        • MissPell

          I’m sure one of them could take her “To New Heights”.

    • Team Wilke

      Jealous

      • Gadda Bait

        Not at your age! No one is!

      • Maia

        Of what? I have something you don’t and it’s called MONEY!!! I could put your whole trip on my debit card.

        • Снайпер

          LMAO I spent 6 times that on my debit card today buying rifles and shit. You know, stuff that matters, is useful (something Wilke will never be).

          • MissPell

            Wedding stuff?

          • Снайпер

            hahaha you know it:) An armed wedding is a safe wedding 😉

          • countryjew

            You bring up guns a lot. I like it.

          • Снайпер

            It’s like Pokemon Go in CA right now in re rifles. Everyone’s after the remaining few that are getting banned in 2017. I’ve been running all over the place trying to find 3 specific ones. Figure I’ll learn gunsmithing, get my certificate, and just make them myself, bc I am so sick of traipsing around in SoCal traffic, with an auxiliary cable that keeps breaking, being forced to listen to the damn radio (music really blows these days, goddamn), instead of my playlist, to places like the 909, Kern County, and Imperial Valley… and then having to go BACK to these places I usually avoid after waiting 10 days… And then (on top of this) some shops actually have the rifles you want, you think your quest is over, but if you’re dressed up too fancy and prissy because you just came from traffic court (and won), they assume you’re making a straw purchase, that you’re the airhead girlfriend of a criminal, and they decline to sell you anything! After driving for hours, and them taking your credit card info over the phone to put it aside for you, and all that reassurance.
            Shit will get really real when ammo bans or shortages go into effect.
            I want to move to Siberia. Then I can have all the PP-2000s, AA-12s (Saiga-12 over there), and Stryker Street Sweepers I want. Even getting the worst kind of AK here is more involved than immigration paperwork.

          • Gadda Bait

            Go to Texas and say your in fear of ISIS and BLM. They should hook you right up

          • Habib Fazil

            but of course it’s tuff, you’re playing by the rules.

            of course the criminal element has no problems, as they don’t play by those rules

          • Gadda Bait

            You sound like me.

          • Снайпер

            Hahaha are you me? I finally have enough extra money to fix my busted teeth, but I’m like “nope, you know what? I think I need more rifles. And ammo. All of it.”

          • Gadda Bait

            That’s right. It won’t be long and we won’t be able to get em.

      • Habib Fazil

        of what, that refund gap?

  • Scorpio

    It is for the good of society? How can anyone say no? She should just get a wealthy boyfriend to support her dreams.

    • The_Truth_Hurts2012

      TJ needs to just wife her up, then she won’t have to work for $$.

      • Scorpio

        Is he quite wealthy? This girl’s dreams are expensive.

        • Donnie Darko

          According to the intelligence I gathered from the Prince and DDD, he’s a factory worker in either Phoenix or Minneapolis. So I’m assume he’s neither rich or poor.

          • Scorpio

            Then he is probably not the guy to blow ten thousand bucks on sending a girl to a party.

          • Scorpio

            P.S. Thank you for that good information.

          • Maia

            Just another overweight beta.

        • The_Truth_Hurts2012

          give her another 10 years and she’ll be hitting her knees for a pack of smokes.
          Soon she’ll start popping out 401k’s and 18 year retirement funds.

    • MissPell

      I can’t figure out how going to a party (plus all the crap she wants) that she can’t even afford to pay for is “for the good of society”. What a CROCK.

  • Tuco Salamanca

    What fucking loser would donate money to this stupid boring plain Jane whore!!!!

    • MissPell

      Like Maia said “Betas”. ha 🙂

  • Olive Blackcock

    I think this explains what she will be doing to get that money.

    No photo warnings necessary.

    • Habib Fazil

      Thanks for keeping it somewhat tasteful… heh, heh, heh…

  • HEARTHSTONEB3TCH

    how disgusting. broke ass hoe

  • There are people struggling with medical bills and foreclosure on their homes and she wants traveling money? Get a real fucking job also i thought it was typical for “modeling jobs” to pay for travel and lodging.

    • MissPell
      • Pathethic

      • 5k for coke, 2k for outfit, 1k for drinks, 2k for travel. Its expensive keeping up with the insta crowd. Clearly Jen isn’t “popular” enough to have someone else cover these expenses.

        • MissPell

          Yeah I guess she didn’t qualify for the sponsor tickets. haha

        • Team Wilke

          Yeah good one

          • Gadda Bait

            Call Charlie Sheen he has an opening!

          • Team Wilke

            Excuse you?

          • Persephone

            Gadda didn’t burp, nor pass gas. She was simply informing you about Mr. Sheen.

          • Habib Fazil

            Yeah, pay attention dammit…

          • Persephone

            Lol

        • LMAO at “5k for coke” a girl has to have priorities!

        • Gadda Bait

          Queen, y’all have got to do a piece on Leslie Jones and Milo. I can’t get enough of this story.

        • Habib Fazil

          appears her menu might be rather limited, gonna have to expand on the available options me thinks…

      • Persephone

        She’s beyond delusional. I think I would put her below Bev. That’s saying a lot. And I know Wilke/buffalo bill has to know who our former racist playmate is.
        Shit, Bev may be crazy, but she’s somewhat settled down.
        *I reserve the right to talk out of both sides of my mouth when it comes to Tricia.

      • BossBabe

        Wait what? She needs $10k to travel to California? LOL If by chance she managed to reach her $10k GOFundMe goal why the hell would she just go to California? I’d take the money and go to Europe instead WTF! This bitch is hilarious.

  • Team Wilke

    God y’all need something better to do

    • countryjew

      Well you just blew that $3.75 I was going to donate.

      • MissPell

        Big spender. 😉

    • Gadda Bait

      Like ask strangers for money?

      • MissPell

        Where’s JimU when you need a Kelso BURN?

        • Gadda Bait

          Yea where is he?

          • MissPell

            He usually comes on later.

    • No, YOU need to find something better to do, like seek gainful employment, an education, a home of your own, etcetera. You are past 30 for shit sakes!! The model thing will never ever happen. Find something else to do rather than scam people for money. Oh please,see the above statements where commenters are stating the obvious: ” If you were a real model then Maxim would pay all of your expenses for this event.”

      • Unityyy

        Preach.

    • Tuco Salamanca

      No you need a JOB slutpuppy.

      • MissPell

        lol. Upvote for “slutpuppy”

    • Снайпер

      Like beg for money?

    • Darlene Conner

      Anyone that knows anything about LEGIT modeling knows that 25 is TOO OLD. Over 30 is way past the prime for models and there will always be younger and prettier ones waiting to take your place. You literally have no shot at fame peddling the crap you do. Unless your idea of “modeling” is less runway and more hardcore pornography. They will let anyone take their clothes off…fat, skinny, old, amputee…you see where I am going with this? You should not be proud that you let people convince you to take your clothes off. Yes I know “I’m SEXY! I WANTED this to be all I am worth!!!!” Yeah….that’s what you gotta say now but in 5 years your gonna be on bangbros trying to still be RELEVANT. It’s a downward spiral once you are in the sex industry. You keep doing more to get less and less attention.

  • Team Wilke

    Yeah and?

    • countryjew

      Well, sounds simple then: call them up and have them put you on the list. A pretty reasonable request if you are truly a Maxim cover model.

      • Team Wilke

        Lol silly boy

        • countryjew

          Your 2 million fans ponied up a whopping $325. And you let Greg Hale put his penis in you.

          Your LOL privileges went bye-bye a LONGGGGG time ago.

          • Kay More

            Who is Greg Hale? I guess I missed him on here since he isn’t an actual person of importance;)

          • Gadda Bait

            He’s a gross old man! I think he has a good bit of money but hes building a woman, she’s on here, I’m laughing so hard I can’t think right now.

          • MissPell
          • Gadda Bait

            Oh so creepy

          • Gadda Bait

            Nicollett Shea her OLD man

          • Gadda Bait

            Sorry I was thinking about John grey and Monica sorry for my mistake.

          • Kay More

            Oh nasty!! Creep!

          • Gadda Bait

            The girl that’s deformed from but injections. He owns strip clubs or something

          • Kay More

            But this Jen lady thinks he is looking out for her & helping her with her best interests in mind?? Oh wow. Dumb da dumb dumb

          • Gadda Bait

            I’m sorry I got them mixed up with John grey and Monica mixed up. I donno what I’m thinking right now. So sorry

          • Sammi Jo

            Are you thinking of John Gray, not Greg Hale? John’s the owner/CEO of Spearmint Rhino, his girlfriend is Monica Monroe I believe

          • Gadda Bait

            OMG, yes you are correct. Let me go correct my stupidity.

          • Sammi Jo

            No stupidity on your part. Their names sound, or seem similar to me also ☺

          • Gadda Bait

            I’m layhe’d tonight….lol. My babies went on vacation and I’m having a drinkypoo,lol.

          • Maia

            Same church, different pew as my Dad used to say.

          • Darlene Conner

            Yeah. I’m pretty sure that Greg Hale just throws money at average girls and tells them he will make them a STAH if they suck his dick/give up the goods. He inflates their egos until BAM! You get Jen Wilke.

          • MissPell
          • Gadda Bait

            That’s not him…..unless it’s like 20 years old

          • MissPell

            There is a post about both of them but I don’t know how old this pic is. They were dating and supposed to get married in 2014.

          • Gadda Bait

            Omg, I’m sorry I’ve got this all mixed up you right and I’m wrong. So sorry. I’m thinking John grey and Monica sorry for my mistake

          • MissPell

            no problem.

        • Снайпер
          • Penza

            This guy is funny. Wilke sure isn’t. She should stand on the corner with a cup in one hand, and her old Maxim cover in the other.

          • Maia

            What I used to be.

    • Tuco Salamanca

      Is this really you? If so I gotta tell ya you are a moronic, pathetic, lazy loser. People with serious medical conditions and other life altering cases use gofundme for valid reasons but your plain Jane lazy ass is using it to,get a free ride. You’re an obtuse, clueless, slothful, poor bitch who should be WORKING to try and get your alleged “modeling” career going just like decent human beings do. Close your damn legs by the way cuz I can smell the stench through the iPad. Worthless waste of life.

      • Team Wilke

        Shut up loser

        • Tuco Salamanca

          Boy what a comeback. Tell me…how long did it take you to come up with that? I’m a loser because I work for a living and make money to support myself while you make a gofundme account to buy clothes and go on vacations. Makes perfect sense. Stupid fucking mooch.

          • Team Wilke

            Man up and suck it up. I am an Internet favorite and you hide behind a fake profile

          • Tuco Salamanca

            You’re an Internet favorite! Where do these delusions come from? How does one caculate “an Internet favorite?” Who cares if I’m behind a fake profile. This is a gossip website you scathing whore. If my comments don’t bother you than quit responding, dumbass.

          • Gadda Bait

            Yup such a favorite that out of 2 million people you can’t get 10 grand? You are looooved so much they won’t even send you fifty cents each. Lol, yeah people looooooooovvvvvveeee you!

          • Greg Fail

            Like 1,999,999 are fake

          • Gadda Bait

            Exactly

          • MissPell

            and 1 bot.

          • Greg Fail

            Nah it’s Greg Hale

          • Снайпер

            And you’re still a poor loser.

          • Gadda Bait

            Get off our site piss driblet!

          • Habib Fazil

            Well Sucking is one way you could fund your trip, swallowing may help out too. Considered anal?

          • Penza

            That’s a professional mooch. Those people have entitlement issues, and little else.

        • Habib Fazil

          Man, talk about amateur hour, you’re in with the big kids now sweetie, step up your game will ya? You’ve really embarrassed yourself tonite

    • Habib Fazil

      is that the best you can do? Hell, CF is more fun!

  • Happy Pants

    Is this 5150’s “important work”? Donating $325 to whores?

    • MissPell

      5150 would have to get a GoFundMe account to raise the $325. haha

      • Happy Pants

        *$3.25

        • MissPell

          Oh that she can find just by checking between her belly rolls. ha

          • Maia

            Like finding change in the couch cushions.

          • there’s a half melted peanut m&m in one of her many crevices

          • Maia

            Lol!!!

          • MissPell

            LMAO.

          • Habib Fazil

            you really sure that’s a m&m???

          • Habib Fazil

            or take in the empties for a refund. They do give refunds on empty cheeto bags no?

          • MissPell

            lol. she probably has them as wall paper in her bedroom.

  • Unityyy

    This is incredibly pathetic. Go Fund Me was not intended for people to use to ‘attend parties’. It is meant for life altering emergencies and catastrophic events…not someone’s inability to get anyone in Hollywood to pony up for her expenses. If this girl had anything going for her in the industry, this would be covered..in fact, they would pay her to attend. But they don’t because she’s over 30 and average at best. Get a job sister. Nobody owes you this trip.

    • Tuco Salamanca

      She’s one of those stupid millennials who thinks everything is owed to her. No offense to all millennials because I realize not all of them are like that but she takes the fuckin cake. Lazy, pathetic piece of garbage.

      • Persephone

        And so NOT HOT. Hell, I will admit when I think a chick is sexy. I’ll admit if I wanna get neked with them! She does nothing for me. (Nor my husband)

        • Spartacus

          From my perspective as a average looking 50 year old, I don’t understand her appeal. (And I have low standards). She’s just plain, nothing wrong with plain, but I’ve been to a Maxim UK party and the eye candy for both men and ladies, needs to be exceptional.

          • Persephone

            I would expect so

        • Tuco Salamanca

          She’s about as hot as tori spelling. Lol!

          • Persephone

            Yeah baby! Tori is a doll, ain’t she

      • AP

        She’s 32, that fits within the millennial label?

        • Tuco Salamanca

          Yeah there’s different cut off ages between generation X and Y according to several articles I’ve read. I think 1980 is the last year for generation X which is when I was born and I assure you i could not be considered a millennial…however trasha was born in 80 and absolutely could be considered a millennial. It just depends on the person and if you’re born in the early 80s I guess.

          • AP

            Huh, thanks for the info. I know I’m definitely within the millennial guidelines but far from the stereotype, so I feel you on the you vs. dead tooth thing

          • HEARTHSTONEB3TCH

            agreed

        • Syd

          Shes 32? That makes this cunt an even lower human being. When you havent made it as a model by 32 theres only 2 ways to go and they both involve fucking dirty men. Sugar baby or MILF Porn.

      • Jim

        They do act like that. I’m 37 and work with a bunch of millennials from age 22-18. There good boys but have that entitlement issues out the wazzoo. Lol I weed out the lazy sjws in the first couple days

    • Persephone

      Exactly. How can she sleep at night (sober) thinking of people who legitimately NEED financial help for DIRE situations, when she just wants to have her dreams inevitably crushed because she’s nothing. She’s a very disturbing narcissist.

      • Gadda Bait

        Sweetie she is not thinking about anything or anyone except herself and herself alone. She can’t even get fifty cent from each follower. This woman is a very sad case.

        • Persephone

          It is sad. The world needs less selfish people.

          • Gadda Bait

            Trust me I know. I miss my lil adopted babies already it’s only been hours. But they need to get away from me a little it’s good for them.

      • Unityyy

        You got it. Narcissist is right. At 32, it’s time to hang up those ‘super model’ dreams. If she’s residing in Shitkicker, Texas, I’m guessing she isn’t exactly getting a lot of paying gigs. Ripping off her ‘fans’ to go to a party is nuts.

        • Persephone

          I’d give her the money if she introduced herself as….
          “Hi, I’m sure you know me- call me J-dub. You may have seen the my recent exposé on zwnation.com?
          I’ve also been featured many times on TheDirty.com.”

      • Jim

        She’s such trash she’d take a kidney off of a child to keep gettin her crunchmeat

  • Voody

    I’m sure there are a 100 betas willing to give her $100 a pop for a BJ between Texas and LA.

    http://66.media.tumblr.com/d35615624d633e9a2acbb05884edbb7b/tumblr_o0hifd4ktZ1s16ybuo1_500.gif

    • MissPell

      There probably is a lot of truckers she could service on that route.

    • Spartacus

      Roadtrip! I call shotgun!

  • Crimson⚡️Bolt

    Lol the full desperation pic. Saggy cleavage,.. And legs spread

    • Tuco Salamanca

      The legs spread is where it really shows. She knows she’s just average at best so she has to step it up a notch.

    • MissPell

      Her legs look warpy in that pic. WTH

    • Spartacus

      One eye significantly bigger than the other, hello Popeye!

  • Gadda Bait

    She should hit up a Nigerian Prince. Someone tell her it’s no who you know but who you blow! She has got to know this at her age.

  • Tuco Salamanca

    LMAO! That’s much more fitting.

  • MissPell

    Some model that has become irrelevant and just hasn’t figured that out yet.

  • Team Wilke

    Stupid boy

    • Maia

      Ummm, she’s a girl.

      • Team Wilke

        Yeah ok more like a 49 year old male behind a fake profile

        • Habib Fazil

          could be, but he has no refund gap does he?

    • Снайпер

      Ha ha
      You want these things, but you cannot afford them.
      That just means that you’re a stupid poor person.
      Stupid poor people Stupid poor people
      I have more money than you
      Stupid poor people Stupid poor people
      You can’t even afford food.

    • Habib Fazil

      But she’s not begging for money now is she?

  • Greg Fail

    Every time I read the gofundme statement she wrote I imagine the voice of Sally Struthers narrorating a feed Jen Wilke commercial 😉

  • Kay More

    Lols, I was invited to the Maxim Hot 100 party like one of the first years they had it. I didn’t go, I was 19 and scared something weird would happen. Makes me laugh this girl now asking for money to go.

    • Habib Fazil

      maybe she’s hoping “something weird WILL happen” ???

  • Penza

    She’s a panty-sniffers dream girl. All yours if the price is right. She’s far too classy to list it, but you know those eyes would never turn down money. Someone ask her what’s the going rate. Lol.

    • Maia

      10 grand

  • Donnie Darko

    That was Sydney Ladd, not Wilke.

    • Maia

      Correct! What a memory you have!

    • AP

      Hey whatever happened to ol’ Clog Tits Ladd??

    • Habib Fazil

      close enough

  • JimU113

    Dear Jenn, You really want that money? Go to Dubai and put yourself through The Iron Sheik.

  • MissPell

    Ohhh damn. 2 people BURNED in one reply. That was good.

    • Maia

      Super good, even!

  • Donnie Darko

    With make up her face reminds me of JWoww from Jersey Shore.

  • Gadda Bait

    I’m gonna sing propane-propane too! LOL!

  • Persephone

    She’s so full of SHIT! The question is, what kind of shit. I do not care about how much work she puts into looking like a 45 year old stuck in the mentality of a 15 year old. She’s definitely “the girl next door”
    The one you call ‘cat piss’ at school because she smells bad.

    • MissPell

      Don’t hold back…just let it all out. lol

    • Team Wilke

      Lol you are so freaking funny

  • Gadda Bait

    I love this one. Oh and the penguin, that’s one of my all time favorites. Its so funny you will watch it over and over and over.

  • MissPell

    I like how the dog takes off after the cat. lol

  • Gadda Bait

    Yeah good stuff and I think SP has a new season coming up.

  • The Judge

    Wow, how full of yourself can you be to think the public wants to pay her salary? She is in for a ride awakening, she’s absolutely average.

  • Unityyy

    Is this what she means by Internet favorite? I have had the joy of insomnia and trolled her FB page. I isht you not, this guy is par for the course in her list of followers. He called her ‘bearutful’. Can’t make it up..

  • Spartacus

    I’d pay the 10k, so that my gardener could pooh on her chest!

  • Снайпер

    This is her with CGI.

  • Ertu

    How much does a maxim party cost?

    • Team Wilke

      $500 please donate and I will send you a poster

      • Maia

        Shut up.

      • Ertu

        Lmfao !!! I can fuck at least three women with 500

      • Habib Fazil

        That all? I’d at least expect a trip up the ole hershey highway for 500.00

  • AP

    Hahahah how pathetic. Isn’t she like 32?? Sweetheart, your chance at even approaching a “crossroads” passed way back in 2001. Also, the sham job known as “influencer” is beginning to die out because companies have run the numbers and they have little to absolutely no impact on their quarterly numbers, besides losing money to pay these twat bags.

    • BossBabe

      Yes! Ever since Instagram deployed the new algorithm, it literally killed the reach these “Influencers” have. It’s hilarious to watch, holding on to a dying medium because its their source of fame.

      • The_Truth_Hurts2012

        what/how did the new algorithm work? Did it start looking at recent comments to verify actual people?

  • Whitney BeatMe

    They won’t put her on the list so she’s going to go and show them what they’re missing? She’s so basic she couldn’t even make it into Martha Stewart living. Put her next to a beige couch and the couch is more interesting than her.

  • Dr.Christian Troy

    Seriously? This is beyond disturbing. Let’s see…. I can donate some cash for a little child’s cancer treatment or so some scrub can stay in a five star hotel and buy a dress to go party. Tough choice. Jen truly needs to find Jesus because this is beyond disgusting.

    • Penza

      I guarantee her mouth-breathing, neck-bearded, basement-dwelling, supporters/fappers, would much prefer an authentically autographed poster of Whore Wilke, versus one of some poor cancer patient child.

  • Penza

    Shouldn’t they be paying for her NOT to go? giggle-giggle

  • Greg Fail

    One would think that a Maxim “cover model ” would have vip access comped so she must be hard up for travel and accommodations

  • Greg Fail

    I don’t think she is a hooker. I think she is confused about how to go about attempting to become successful in the modeling industry and lost a lot of credibility going about it the way she has

    • The_Truth_Hurts2012

      well, her backpage ad says otherwise.

  • Blunt-Master_puff_puff_

    Disgusting, begging people on gofundme for $$$ to go and party, there’s no shame in your game cvnt!

  • Greg Fail

    She is going

    • Maia

      Some trout came through!

      • Sir TTP

        Fran still seems a little pissed…
        ..

        • Greg Fail

          Lol hee haw

        • Unityyy

          Aaand…Fran continues to be my hero. Well done. Well done.

      • Greg Fail

        I bet she was comped from the beginning but wanted free money for spending while there

        • AP

          I would bet like…. 100 bucks that you are totally right. I couldnt think of a better amount or item so i just said 100 bucks. lol but i definitely think that is the case here.

          shes such a worthless slug of a human being.

      • MissPell

        Yeah and after the party he’s going to take her to his yacht and doo-doo on her. haha

  • Kay More

    How sad.

  • Dr.Christian Troy

    And blocked in 3…2…1…

    • Greg Fail

      Wait till the next chapter of this saga drops. It’s gonna be good.

    • Unityyy

      What an asshole. She didn’t want to spend her own money to go, so she begs her FB followers for the dough..scrounges a measly $325 and has now miraculously come up with the extra $9,675 somehow? Disgusting.

      • Greg Fail

        Actually she had her ticket and airfare already taken care of and was lying so she could have more spending money

        • Unityyy

          Right. She deliberately misled her followers into believing that she needed the funds when she was simply looking to pocket extra spending money. She is vile.

    • How do we point out that her backpage ad says she’s staying in a “luxury hotel” ?

  • Whitney BeatMe

    A representation of that guy with his lips on wilke’s bhole.

  • Whitney BeatMe

    Yeah I figured it was hotter.

    • Habib Fazil

      good choice!

  • Darlene Conner

    I get most of my insults from The Golden Girls. Picture it…Sicily…1952…Jen Wilke went back in time and was STILL a fame whore.

    • Tuco Salamanca

      LMAO!!!

  • caramelldansen

    Come on Jen. I actually like you. But don’t stoop to this level. You can do better.

  • Syd

    This fucking slut is truly despicable. How entitled must you be to ask hard working people for money to attend a party in the hope you get spotted. Remember the days when people worked hard to achieve something? This cunt obviously doesn’t. Listen you entitled slut, if you havent been spotted by now you never will. Get back to sucking cock and doing what got you attention in the first place. You are a piece of shit and truly despicable.

    • DirtyPopArt

      she is just a lost and confused soul. she doesn’t understand the theory of paying your dues. Nobody in Austin knows who she is and she thinks she is going to make it big in LA?

      • Syd

        She got told by too many friends and relatives that she should be a model and she swallowed the bullshit hook, line and sinker. Anyone who donates any money to this self-absorbed, entitled cunt is just enabling an asshole. She should suck Johnny Football’s dick for $10,000 before he pisses all his money away.

        • DirtyPopArt

          greg hale paid for her to get a bunch of professional shoots and bought her online contest wins feeding her delusion

          • Syd

            Im sure Greg did it as a good samaritan and without thought of getting laid.

  • Syd

    This kunt should just give up and go out with some dignity and class and either suck an old mans cock for cash or get into MILF Porn

  • Seriously

    After eating a bento box (paid for by his sugar mama Kina of course) this gem was uploaded to freddyfags story.

    • What the fuccckkkk?

      • Seriously

        My sentiments exactly

    • DirtyGMa

      such class, such style. These are the leaders of the instagram culture… now excuse me while I go barf..

      • Seriously

        Take me with you!

  • Sweater Puppies

    The comments on a new story posted about Jen Wilke are pretty harsh! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3721230/Playboy-model-asks-fans-help-raise-10-000-career.html

  • The_Truth_Hurts2012

    wow, those are some nice digs…
    glad to see her man has a job, even if it is plunging the toilet.
    I would of guessed he would of made her do it.
    I guess, when it comes to poop shoots, he’s the king.

  • Greg Fail

    Her fans are so dumb. This guy posted congratulations to her for making the northern territory news. Did he read the speculation of her using her fans

    • Omg I’m dyyyyying! NT News is notorious for their insane headlines. Not a publication you’d be proud to be featured in..
      Here is a quick sample of some of the beauties they’ve published:

      • Greg Fail

        We need to get usa morning radio talk shows involved everyone submit to your local radio

      • Is ‘clacker’ often in the headline? Lol its as good, nay better than ‘cooter’!

        • Penza

          Polly want a clacker? Lol, too funny.

      • Happy Pants

        We need to get flying dildos under control. Now I’m not saying I support on all out ban, but these people need to at least submit to a background check before purchasing.

      • I want a subscription to NT News!

        • DirtyGMa

          perhaps you can write for them…..

          • My first article- Cousin Fucking Retard Gets M80 shoved Into Her Clacker Using An Oil Rig. *no rainbows or confetti result.

          • DirtyGMa

            LOLOLOL

        • Seriously, their headlines make the regular news on their own merit lol

  • Greg Fail

    Italy is catching on

    • Sir TTP

      • Greg Fail

        Yes and America actually caught onhttp://brobible.com/girls/article/playboy-mode-gofundme-for-modeling-career/2/

        • Sir TTP
          • Greg Fail

            Usweekly is trying to contact her

          • countryjew

            I foresee her FB and Twitter getting blown up with angry comments before getting shut down.

          • Penza

            You did good. I hope it doesn’t backfire, and the money starts pouring in. You never know about these things.

          • DirtyPopArt

            yeah it looks like US Weekly is on her side

          • Sir TTP

            They are not, I can assure you.

          • DirtyPopArt

            did you see Perez Hilton?

          • Sir TTP

            By now you know the answer to that question is yes.

          • MissPell

            The comments aren’t.

          • countryjew

            Is it a win for her if she gets 10000 hate comments on social media but winds up with one gullible sugar daddy out of the whole ordeal?

          • Penza

            She’ll play the “poor little me” victim card, and some schmuck will buy it. There’s a sucker born every minute. I hope he’s ugly and smells bad.

          • DirtyPopArt

            they kinda made it seem like they are rooting for her

          • Sir TTP

            They will rip her a new back side.

          • DirtyPopArt

            what do you think their angle is?

          • hollywood caught on and is already starting to rip away

          • DirtyPopArt

            ha ha

      • DirtyPopArt

        i’ve been offline all day fishing on the lake with my boyfriend. this is incredible. it went global lol!

      • Greg Fail
        • DirtyPopArt

          and they kinda toned it down to give her good exposure.

      • i just checked her facebook she hasn’t posted since

      • DirtyGMa

        Fran is the best… wonder how long before (s)he is blocked…

  • HEARTHSTONEB3TCH

    me

  • I think so! I’ve been to someone’s house who had their cats turd box in the bathroom it was so foul. Like how do you take a hot steamy shower with a box of turd sand in there. People disgust me.

  • She’s not very pretty at all. She looks boring and plain. I don’t see any model potential.

  • umyeahyourestupid

    GET A JOB YOU LAZY FAT SACK OF ASS

  • countryjew

    The screenshot posted yesterday of her backpage ad REALLY needs to be at the top of this story.

  • Sir TTP

    lol @wlikejen – sorry toots, looks like half the planet now knows you’re a scamming grifter. Not sure invoking “karma” and “God” is really where you want to go with this defense-wise…
    ..

    • Greg Fail

      What do the hash tags say

    • DirtyPopArt

      ha ha ha. we are not haters we are exposers if anything

    • countryjew

      The only question God will have for ZW Nation members is why we didn’t expose this lyin’ ass bitch earlier.

  • Voody

    Can we please get some new fucking content? It’s the same 5-6 dirty celebrities every week. If you wanted to be ‘thedirty’ why create a different site?

    • Greg Fail

      The jen wilke post went global so….

      • Voody

        It has already been forgotten

        • Greg Fail

          Tell that to us weekly

    • LOL. That’s pretty rich coming from someone who doesn’t contribute any content. It’s a submission site voody. Submit something. Be the change you want to see.

  • Greg Fail
    • DirtyPopArt

      and he has Disqus for comments so everyone go over there and post!

  • The Beav

    I just hopped over to Perez and I admit I have not really seen this bat shit crazy bitch in action. Whoa! I see what you all mean. All the hashtags and crazy posting….good lord you all need restraining orders against her.

    • #yikes

    • Whitney BeatMe

      And she’s at it again. Why oh why won’t she just drink the bleach already?!!??!!

      • did Jen post something new?

        • Whitney BeatMe

          No sorry I meant troglodyte from Detroit. She’s just sent me some love notes.

      • MissPell

        She’s still there. LOL I think she’s having a blast over there. Her last reply was 9 mins. ago.

        • Whitney BeatMe

          Yeah I fed the beast. Sometimes it’s fun to watch her spin.

          • MissPell

            I was killing myself laughing reading the stuff you ppl wrote. hahaha

  • MissPell

    usmagazine.com has picked up the story. I left a link to the ZW scoop.

  • MissPell

    Same

  • Greg Fail

    It’s making radio news now fast forward to 10:20 http://www.kiss925.com/audio/best-blake-wylde-happy-nationalwatermelonday/

    • MissPell

      Nice!

  • Greg Fail

    They were talking about her on my local morning radio show as well

  • Voody
    • Eeek, not the horses. I love horses even more than baby goats.

    • Whitney BeatMe

  • Party Cat

    I’m sorry, but this is just gross. I’ve been sick for the last 5 years, been unable to work for the last two years, and am now going to have my fourth surgery. I am 30 years old. My husband and I have burned through most of our savings trying to get me healthy. We have not asked family for money, and we would never ask strangers.

    I am not one to feel sorry for myself and I generally don’t talk about being sick. But this is despicable and I needed to point out the contrast between a selfish lazy brat asking others to fund a fantasy, and someone who could use gofundme for its intended purpose.

    • MissPell

      I am sorry that you are going through a rough time. You and hundreds like you who are going through rough times have self respect and choose not to beg strangers for cash. Jen on the other hand does not have this quality so it doesn’t bother her to ask strangers for the money.

      • Party Cat

        Thank you. I’d rather start a gofundme to raise awareness and research money to help others with my disease. Maybe miss Jen Wilke can contribute once she’s made it as a model…

  • Sir TTP

    I’d have bet good money that after all the disparaging coverage – both national and international – this ratchet leech would have at least taken down her GoFundMe page. Well, I’d have lost that good money. Shameless grifter just posted this on her IG, with the GFM link added to her page. Hard to believe.

    • countryjew

      I just like the part about how this free press across the world resulted in another $100 being donated to her Go Fund Me. $100.

      • Greg Fail

        No its from people who feel bad for her

      • Greg Fail

        Did she really say that?

    • Greg Fail

      She’s nuts

  • Lol I take it back, I see an email from you…

  • countryjew
    • DirtyGMa

      Nice link CJ..

      svenserum72 Rank 10884
      Perhaps she should use GoFundMe to buy a chip card reader for her hoo-hoo — that would be a great asset for her inevitable career path

      svenserum72 Rank 10884
      About to make a wrong turn down ‘Oh Crap My Looks Are Fading I May Need To Actually Get A Real Job’ Avenue

      Maybe we need to invite svenserum72 on over to the nation. I like the way he/she thinks.

  • Flowerpotgirl

    BREAKING NEWS JENNA JAMESON IS PREGNANT AGAIN
    sorry if someone has already told you!!

  • she is tapped and definitely got a boob job https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS_0FOLV9pU

    • Greg Fail

      Wow she sounds so conceited and yeah look like her boobs are fake now

  • lily

    Ok , I legitimately wanted to tell all the crap Jen Wilke has put my family through but within a week of speaking up I started to get threats and pleas from her and her mom’s friends to leave her alone . It was bad enough that I backed off but not anymore. This lazy slag deserves every bit of crap she is getting .

    I tried in vain to find all the pictures of Jen and Thane but she has managed to gain possession of them and keeps them in the dumpy apartment she still lives in with her mom . Despite my family getting conned into feeding this grown loli child she hides any evidence of them still being in her life .

    After these stories came out and she read them she accused me of writing all of them , even the Gofraudme and Perez Hilton write ups . She obviously follows all the stories and knows this is false . Now she is getting my own jackass brother to threaten me with violence if I don’t take the stories down . I just spent my Thanksgiving with my 30+ year old brother screaming at me and threatening to beat me to death because Jen Wilke , the girl that cheats on him , wants me to be nice to her. This is this crap that princess Wilke brings into our lives . F*ck that . I will honestly speak to anyone about her anorexia, self harm , cheating , substance issues , lying , fake injuries to get vicodin for her mom and her , the sick death remarks her mom wished on her dad , their whoring around while the dad was dying , the day long screaming tantrums she would have so loud that we could hear them for hours , physical threats ,her mom trying to strip naked at my baby brothers graduation party , her scams , scummy family and the violence my brother holds us hostage with when she demands we kiss her ass or tattles on us . No more lying for Jen Wilke .

    Sorry to Dave Kimble ? for hiding from you . Jen / her mom accused me of having an affair with you despite us never meeting and tried to charge me with stalking her . It caused my husband and me trouble because we were also threatened with violence . It caused some marital issues but my husband said he feels so badly for any trouble she put you through and after what my brother did he asked me to be honest and out her for the monster she is