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Kristyna Martelli Dies While Undergoing Surgery

ZW Final Update: Kristyna Martelli

Insta-Balloon Dies During Yet Another Surgical Procedure

 

Rumors have been circulating that Kristyna Martelli also known as HBD (Human Blow Up Doll), died during her latest plastic surgery procedure; however no one had confirmed it.

Until today. Her friend, Amy Anderssen, confirmed the sombre news in the only way an insta-hoe knows how – with an IG post.

Naturally she tagged the dead chick too… *cringe*

According to her comments, Kristyna died after suffering from a seizure during the operation.

Kristyna’s newly launched website is still live (www.kristynamartelli.com) as well as her Instagram page; which is filled with images of her extreme, over-the-top bolt ons and concrete-filled ass.

Previous ZW Post on Kristyna:

Krystina Martelli – Pushing the Boundaries of Human Form

After undergoing a reported 100 operations on her ass alone, is it any wonder this woman died from complications during surgery?

At what point should this kind of repeated surgical enhancement become not only an obvious risk to the patient; but to the doctor’s medical career as well? How is this ok?

How can this woman, who clearly has a fucking body image disorder, get surgery after surgery until she dies and no one stops her?

Unfortunately, it seems no one HAS TO stop her. As long as she had the cash – someone would always be there to pump in more filler.

Is there too little responsibility placed on Doctors to actually give a fuck? Do they care about patients – or is it all about the money?

Are there any repercussions for performing excessive and extreme surgeries, (that eventually cause death) on someone for no goddamn reason other than they wanted it? 

There doesn’t seem to be.

What if that someone was too delusional, too under-educated or too vain to realise that they were slowly killing themselves?

Whose responsibility is it to let them know?

 

 

0 Comments

  1. Mzzy Rivy

    I have been contemplating on this post and I cannot understand why a women would have 100 operations to try to reach some kind of beauty goal. Looking at her pictures makes me wonder if I was looking at an alien or one of those defected dolls that ended up in the $1 dollar stores. That said , I believe that she died doing what she loved – going no where and scaring the crap out of her Internet viewers.

  2. RedRanger

    I fully read the article after I posted my comment, he mentioned how he gained weight.. “People keep saying my clothing is too tight”. Ha haa.

    So now he is considering going to gym, or lipo. And we alllll know he ain’t stepping foot in a gym.

  3. Scorpio

    “Bust” it out sounds fun.

  4. Lilly

    The doctor/doctors who assisted in destroying this womans body should lose their medical licenses. Perhaps they are the reason she is dead. One look at her and it is obvious she had surgery by someone who had no idea what the hell he or she was doing.

  5. Scorpio

    *deep bow* At your service.

  6. Maia

    These women are so twisted. I really feel sorry for them.

  7. Habib Fazil

    But, but, I’ve got luci doing valet duty…

  8. Mzzy Rivy

    If the world could go back 30 years ago, I think we would be ok. Sad ducking world it is today.

  9. Mzzy Rivy

    It is the same as eating too many pickles….they can kill you too.

  10. Vicki Vallencourt

    she’s so fashionable. it might not be a crack sandwich but its a meth donut. paid for by a client we can be sure.

  11. These inflated hoes I call them “Grinch ass” guess she misunderstood the part about growing three sizes in one day.
    Fuck it enough mouldering plastic without three more procedures on this ground hoe

    https://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/5867950_f520.jpg

  12. Kristyna Martelli death is a sad News I’m crying SO bad

  13. Stelio Kontos

    I don’t know about any of you, but I wouldn’t want my death confirmed by Amy Anderssen on IG.
    Not being elitist or anything, there is just a certain type of guy that follows Amy. Odds are, so many dudes were rubbing one out as she announced her the passing of her “friend”. Awkward anyone?

    • smugjew

      Taking it one depraved step further, consider that someone was probably rubbing it out to Kristyna herself right when she passed.

      They came, she went.

    • Dude send queen links to these idiots so we can all be disgusted together. I can’t even with the first three selfies from the same hoe every day on IG so I make it about three posts in before I’m out

  14. Vicki Vallencourt

    i use a bic pen i take apart. i can’t get the bills to stay rolled up

    womp womp

  15. Le Meow

    I wonder if she will be cremated or buried?

  16. Blunt-Master_puff_puff_

    errmagerd my lovely Queen, just shtaaap already!! It’s 1:10 a.m. and I’m laughing so loud imma wake up grumpy and she has to work in the morning, she gonna be upset with me.

  17. Penza

    Was she knock-kneed before she turned her hips into a cello, or did it cause it? It had to be hard to walk like that.

    • Darlene Conner

      I wonder if that was intended or if she just injected her ass so much that some of it migrated to her hips or became visible from the front. Barf, looked like it needed drained.

  18. AssholeConsulting

    It’s called limited empathy @OdieThomas @MiaSaif. Human beings are evolutionarily built to only have empathy for those in their immediate circle of friends and family. It’s called Dunbar’s unit, look it up. You can only conceptualise ~150 people as people; anything beyond that becomes an abstraction.

    I’m sick of you dumbos trying to elicit sympathy for this plastic whore via empathy-guilting. I’ll be the first to say it; I don’t care that this slut is dead, in fact I’m kind of glad since she seems to be a waste of flesh. And guess what? This is a perfectly natural reaction to have, that’s how human beings are built. Pretending otherwise is the real insanity. Empathy isn’t a fucking endless well, you earn it.

    • Maia

      Thank you!

    • Stelio Kontos

      The extent of empathy….I like that. There certainly is a limit. My empathy is based solely upon, “there but for the grace of God go I” or “it could’ve happened to any of us (for non believers)”.
      In this particular case, I can’t relate. She took a path (for whatever reason) that I simply don’t understand and came to a very logical conclusion. The extent of my empathy here is “sucks to have been her” – which is brutally honest, but a hard pill for some to swallow.

      • Persephone

        I wanna know who this doctor is. I’d like to see the signed paper work warning her she could die doing this

        • RedRanger

          I also want to know who the doctor is.
          He should be put on blast.

      • You’ve gotta want to help yourself and not to an extra syringe of bullshit otherwise no you’re just a blip on the radar, though I’d be fascinated to know how and why she turned out this way

    • Vicki Vallencourt

      word! i like this.

    • Digitus impudicus

      I have no empathy for whores, cunts, douchebags, SJWs and snowflakes.

    • Persephone

      Good point. And you’re right, a lot of people have false sympathy, turn right around and roll their eyes and say “fuckin idiot”

  19. Maia

    Living and dying for likes. Whoever controls her IG disabled the comments. That means they also have the ability to close the account. Did they? Of course not.

    • Habib Fazil

      Thats because somebody must still be making money off it

      • Maia

        How fucking pitiful are those people?

        • Habib Fazil

          Disgusted with them. Probably try to sell her clothes to all the beta’s and charlie’s out there

  20. Penza

    If she died getting beautified, then she died doing something she loved. Was she a prostitute? That’s a shitty profession at best. If she died on the table, she didn’t feel a thing, that’s the good news, I suppose.
    Is Cousin Fucker in this thread?

  21. Kay More

    Unfortunately people who are low intellect will always be taken advantage of and exploited if they don’t have strong family ties. Friends encourage them in risky behaviors and corrupt Drs want more more money. These victims don’t have the advantage of mind and kind family members.

  22. Scorpio

    Tragic.

  23. Tuco

    But you have no problem telling us what to do.

  24. Scorpio

    Those pants just said “PK” before she put them on.

  25. Scorpio

    Such a suit would not be heard. Plastic surgeons have every right to reject a patient. In fact, the current tort laws (in this country) make it more difficult for them to accept a patient than to reject one.

  26. RedRanger

    I almost want to Google the painted donkeys… But I’m not sure.

  27. Scorpio

    They could make a balloon of her for parades, or maybe even a hot-air version.

  28. Scorpio

    Don’t blame the boobs! Blame whatever drugs she was on, or some other unhealthy life choices, or poor overall health, or a condition, or the anesthesiologist, or the “doctor”, or accumulated risk, or possibly Voldemort; but not the boobs!

  29. Odie Thomas

    I love how the last statement says too vain, delusional or under educated. I’d like to see what they say when a 19 year old dies from anorexia. Vanity! Get real! We all got problems some are just more noticeable

    • I’d say that person has a mental issue causing them to see themselves differently and overcompensate by extreme dieting.
      That’s what I’d say. I’d also say she needs help and her extreme dieting should be neither paraded nor commended on social media.

      If someone is too vain or not educated enough about procedures to know its causing harm, I would say that person is impaired and cannot give informed consent to surgeries/procedures. The doc shouldn’t be operating on/filling/injecting anything in Kristyna’s case.

      • Odie Thomas

        I agree. But doctors and pharmaceutical companies are just about $$$ especially cosmetic surgeons. I reallocation picture a person becoming a cosmetic surgeon to actually having the character to care about other ppl. I think youd kinda have to be a sociopath to excel at that career

      • Penza

        If a real doctor did this botch job, he should lose his license. I blame Kim K for this monster ass obsession. Why are some women so stupid? Go to the gym and build some muscle, don’t go the freak route.

    • AmericanTopTeam

      Please tell me YOU arent the reinforcements…

  30. Odie Thomas

    You ppl are fucking sick. I don’t know her or condone all that surgery. But obviously ppl that do that to themselves usually were ignored or unaccepted when they were young. To all that comment and say nasty shit about a 24 year old dying from a seizure on an operating table and who prob know nothing about who she actually was. Shake your head we all got problems or vices, so when one of you are rolling up a dollar bill to snort some blow or heat up that glass pipe for your crystal, realize your the piece of shit judging someone. When u should be looking at yourself.
    And get some fucking class!

    • Why does everyone assume we must be drug addicts because we have an opinion that differs?

      Most people here expressed that they weren’t surprised she passed. Were you surprised?

      • Odie Thomas

        Because to say heinous shit about someone died. Who u never knew. She didn’t kill anyone or destroy someone’s life but her own. Say that shit about someone who deserves it. Like a kiddy fiddler or something

        • Maia

          Other low self-esteem morons actually look up to this idiot. Yes, idiot. You’re screaming as if you knew her. If so, shame the fuck on you.

          • Odie Thomas

            Haha this is amazing ppl getting mad so they can feel good about hating on someone who died. No one’s perfect. And shame on you. I’m just pointing out all your hate for no reason

          • AmericanTopTeam

            Who is typing in their mad voice again??

          • Whitney BeatMe

            Take your pointing finger and shove it up your ass. We dgaf about your shame that you try to impart or your lesson in humanity. We talk shit about hookers and no amount of whining on your part will help us see the light. Fuck off now.

          • There’s a reason. To make sure we hate you equally as much. Please die and we will compare and let you know thank you

        • Habib Fazil

          How about a cousin diddler? We’ve got one from Detroit that oozes in from time to time…

        • JimU113

          And if some girl with image issues decided she wanted to follow Kristyna in this direction?

      • Odie Thomas

        Its got nothing to do with being surprised. It’s the fact that nowadays ppl have Bo self respect and trash someone without even doing a self check

        • Ahh. So you weren’t surprised.

          • Odie Thomas

            I was surprised she died but it’s sad. It all stems from being lonely and lack of having love really

          • Maia

            Lonely and having a lack of SELF LOVE. Fixed that for you.

          • Odie Thomas

            Oh srry for that. Shame on me though right. I’m typing on a mobile and Ur criticizing my punctuation. Explains it all

          • AmericanTopTeam

            She corrected your word usage….not punctuation. Are you attending college in Denver by chance?

          • Odie Thomas

            No. Actually a community college in georgia

          • Odie Thomas

            Lol

          • Dr.Christian Troy

            We assumed Community College.

          • Maia

            I didn’t say shit about your punctuation.

          • Apparently being on a mobile phone with a fucking qwerty keyboard is an excuse for not being able to type or string sentences together properly.

          • Maia

            If she could comprehend, she’d see I added the word SELF in front of love!

          • Miranda Rights

            I assumed that person was still using some old school flip phone with T9 predictive text

          • Persephone

            T9… fuck t9!

          • Miranda Rights

            That shit was so annoying. I probably couldn’t do it at all now

          • Persephone

            The buttons are so freaking small !

          • Sammi Jo

            It’s very sad for those who loved her… I don’t believe it’s lack of love or loneliness that caused this. IMHO she had a mental disorder and compulsion issues. These were exacerbated by social media

        • Jabberwocky

          I haven’t trashed anyone, except her dumb friends. Would you like to be included on that list?

      • Sammi Jo

        When I saw someone posted a link to this post on Amy’s IG…I figured their “followers” would arrive soon after

        • Odie Thomas

          I’m no follower. I met her once and she was quite a pleasant person.

          • Sammi Jo

            Ahh… I thought you may of seen the link on Instagram

          • Odie Thomas

            No I just saw this article and I thought. The person paid for her mistakes and died and I thought how sick u gotta be to bash them even more. Like I said she didn’t murder or lure kids into an ice cream truck so. Does she really deserve it

          • Scorpio

            I think any publicity, even negative, about these events is good; as it may serve as a cautionary tale to other young girls.

          • Odie Thomas

            I mean you see real sickos getting more sympathy. Ppl who are actually evil

          • Absolutely. Welcome to the social media age. Fucked up, innit?

      • AmericanTopTeam

        As soon as i snort this heroin im going off on this bitch btw….

      • Scorpio

        It is interesting, the assumptions people make about those with whom they disagree. I think it tells much about them.

        • Jabberwocky

          Projection is always fascinating.

        • Habib Fazil

          They see themselves and it scares them…

        • Persephone

          Says everything about them, Odie admitted he is indeed a meth addict because he cannot afford some quality cocaine and got made fun of when he was younger. Or she. (Or maybe Odie prefers to not have a gender)

          • Scorpio

            Maybe its sexual organs fell off, on account of the meth. So now it’s a eunuch, possibly.

    • Snoggins

      I think she wasn’t ignored when young, but maybe given too much attention from Uncle McTouchyfeels.

    • AmericanTopTeam

      Im guessing no one was available to actually read you this thread where practically EVERY post talked about how sad it was…and how we all wished she could have loved herself enough to not put her poor heart through these surgeries…..amirite?

      • Scorpio

        I am one who expressed no sadness, but I also do not use cocaine or meth; so I guess I’m covered, right? Sure, I’m a total asshole, but that is all the time, and I have accepted that, and I am open about it.

        • RedRanger

          Nah, you’re fine Scorp!
          You don’t even seem like a total asshole.
          You’re just a dude that loves huge boobs.

          • Scorpio

            Well, thank you, kindly. If only you knew the full extent of my assholicity.

          • prettyfeet

            For some reason, I love assholes and hardasses. My bff since forever is nicknamed Pissy Krissy and my husband regularly says very offensive things. Loved the mean teachers too. Maybe it is because you have to earn that shit? SmugJew, you are one of my favorite commenters. Thank you all for the laughs.

          • Scorpio

            Nice. I like the cut of your jib. I hope SmugJew reads your compliment. I think he’s cool, too. .,,,)

          • RedRanger

            I think we are all assholes here! Why else would “the crew” get along so well. Haha.

          • Scorpio

            Ha ha ha! That made me laugh, and also thank you kindly. Perhaps I will have to step up my game.

    • smugjew

      and once again:

      *you’re

    • RedRanger

      I feel like most of the comments here about this situation aren’t negative. Sure, there are a few jokes thrown in. That’s just how we roll around here.

      But all and all.. if you read the comments, people are saying they feel bad for her. And I think we can ALL agree that the doctor was a piece of shit.

      More should be done to prevent situations like this. But the reality is, THIS is what could happen to any of the plastic surgery addicts on the ZW.

      People think they are invincible, and will undergo the knife over and over to achieve impossible perfection. It all stems from mental illness, and self loathing. That’s what makes situations like this extra sad.

      This girl had to have been suffering really bad in the inside, to go to this extreme. May this troubled soul rest in peace now.

    • Scorpio

      You meant “you’re”. HTH

    • Unityyy

      People who coment here don’t roll up $ bills to snort coke or meth or whatever the eff you do to ingest drugs. We have real careers and lives. We comment on some very sad and unfortunate circumstances, but this crew doesn’t consist of the degenerates of the drug and SM culture.

    • Blunt-Master_puff_puff_

      that’s a pretty broad brush you’re painting us with OT; no alcohol, tobacco products OR drugs for me.

    • Digitus impudicus

      BTW, fuck your cousin lately?

    • How can we excuse the sins of the parents when their parents aren’t excused? And you know what class is? Realizing you add nothing to the conversation so gracefully excuse yourself http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/409/933/7b8.png

    • Persephone

      The odds of people dying under GENERAL anesthesia are 1:100,000.
      We can speculate since it was cosmetic surgery, the most common form of anesthesia is IV sedation. Two different forms of sedation. Seizures can happen for several different reasons; and she was only 23, it is tragic. They can happen from withdrawal, from unsuspected chronic use of excessive amounts of alcohol, sedative medications, mood-stabilizing drugs, illicit drugs, etc. Or sometimes the doctor is too greedy and and doesn’t give a shit, trusts the patient “I promise I have never done any drugs and I don’t drink” and doc does no blood work. There are so many other reasons for a seizure to occur, unfortunately blame lies on both parties and shitty men, and shittier friends that encourage bowling balls in each ass cheek. “Ya gurrrl! That sounds awesome!” And behind her back they’re saying “omg I’m going to look so much better and she’s a joke”
      THAT is sad. The whole situation is sad. If I were you, I would go shit on all the females that promote this on IG: be proactive, tell them to quit doing Coke and whatever opiates that cause delusion to make these decisions. Pointing finger at the wrong peeps my friend. Like I said- hit up Instagram chicks and tell them to put the pipe down and sloooowly walk away. Tell them they’re loved. Maybe you could prevent this from happening. It starts with you. You could change the world Odie, you and Garfield.

    • El Hijo De Fistfight

      She died a hooker. No empathy from me.

  31. Bitch you were on the last trip with her and instead of reevaluating you come on here and start talking about your fucking self?? Lolol! Pathetic AF!

  32. Stelio Kontos

    **quietly peeks in**

    (Whispers) Umm…is that Mia chick gone yet? She was fuckin up my buzz and I don’t waste good cognac dealing with stupid shit.

    • I think something shiny distracted her… coast appears to be clear.

    • AmericanTopTeam

      A penny must have fallen on the floor she will be busy for hours

    • Scorpio

      I guess I missed it again.
      Edit: Nevermind. I finally got to it at the bottom. Why do people feed the trolls?

      • Habib Fazil

        The entertainment value is my usual reason…

      • Darlene Conner

        I ate too many special gummies yesterday and fell asleep. Woke up at 2 am to that shit. Couldn’t help but chime in. Some people are so stupid it blows my mind.

        • Scorpio

          What surprises me the most is that I can still be surprised by a particular display of stupidity. I would think no level should surprise me any more, but every now and again, it still does. Weird, eh?

          • Darlene Conner

            Totally. Its like we expect the human population to learn as one organism.
            Oops! Forgot people are actually that dumb.

  33. Jabberwocky

    She needs an entry all on her own.

    • King Ghidorah

      They didn’t do him right in that. That was before they were making the money like they are now though.

  34. AmericanTopTeam

    Ummm no i personally know many women who wouldnt subject themselves to the amount of surgeries your friend did….thats BDS at least and probably self hate….

    • Absolutely. Lotsa hate there. Enough to kill her apparently…

    • Mia Saif

      Well incase the women you are referring to is your mom and grandma, who aren’t from this generation! Your wrong!

      • AmericanTopTeam

        You’re

      • You think everyone does this?
        You think it’s NORMAL?

        • Mia Saif

          Did I say everyone does this ret! U really need to learn how to read. I said given the money you would be surprised what ppl will do! Maybe not you. But majority of today’s society.

          • Not even the majority.

            At some point you’ll realise that there is a whole other world outside of social media and those people are normal.

          • Mia Saif

            Yeah those people include me! Not you clearly, because you are probably sleeping with gpur laptop and waiting to bash someone, to make yourself feel special, that people are replying to you! Don’t take this personal, but I’m not replying cuz i wanna talk to you, it’s literally because I cannot believe how sad U pll are, arguing with a 25 year old! How old are you like 50

          • Nah, not 50. Crackheads rarely make it to the half century mark.

          • Jabberwocky

            “gpur”. CLEARLY auto-correct, because that word totally exists.

          • Whitney BeatMe

            dental hygiene. How many letters after your name you gonna have when you graduate? Zero. Yes.

          • Jabberwocky

            You really need to learn how to write in the English language. You’re illiterate.

          • Mia Saif

            No it’s called I’m using abréviations, because I do not want to write the whole word! Wow I guess I am illiterate? And who the fuck are you, tou literally have no business in any of these convo ( conversation) In saw you didn’t know what that means cuzz you live under a rock.

          • AmericanTopTeam

            Cuzz u is ediot lolza

          • Mia Saif

            Ur Spanish? Wow that explains a lot thank you so much for the clarification! Yeah I gues they accept stupid dental hygienist, wow did I hurt ur feelings when I talked about your blowup doll? Yeah sorry not sorry

          • AmericanTopTeam

            That isnt Spanish….my God you cannot be this stupid….

          • Mia Saif

            What language is that moron? Clearly I’m so stupid if I got chosen from 150 other student to get into my program! Oh btw they only choose 30! Wow thanks so much my feelings are hurt by a retard 40 year old Virgin!

          • jujubeans

            I know right!! Massage school was almost booked solid that month, you’re so lucky they slipped you in!

          • Jabberwocky

            Illiterate, lazy, and a racist. Check.

          • Mia Saif

            YEah you can get all that information from reading post!

          • Jabberwocky

            “Ur Spanish? Wow that explains a lot” – racist.

            The rest is self-evident. (That means we can tell just by what you write, hon. I know big words trouble you.)

          • I know plenty of dimwits in that exact occupation. Funny that.
            I bet it takes all your brainpower to find the right drawer for each piece of equipment.

          • *abrèviations = abbreviations
            *tou = you
            *convo – should be convos as you indicated a plural form
            *In saw = I’m sure (I think?)
            *cuzz = millennial retro-upgrade version (including bonus coolAF double Zs) of ‘cos which is the usual accepted abbreviation for ‘because’

            At least TRY with your own grammar before bitching at someone else for not understanding your misappropriated abbreviations.

          • AmericanTopTeam

            Apparently it is Spanish

          • Jabberwocky

            No, I live under a roof, honey. So, illiterate, and lazy. Check!

          • Mia Saif

            You really need to learn what an IPhone is, and google the word auto correct! Maybe then you will know! Now you can go back to your computer and watch porn!

          • Jabberwocky

            No, sweetie, an iPhone doesn’t autocorrect bad grammar and sentence structure. You’re what they call in the educational field “a moron”.

          • I love how everyone likes to blame their phone for their dumbassery.

            Lol. Fuck it. I’m just gonna start mashing these keys and hitting enter. If you fuckers can’t understand it – you clearly need better auto-correct interpretation skills. Not my fault. Duh.

          • Mia Saif

            Wow, how long did it take you to come up with that one! Wait I think you googled it! Pretty sure I heard that one already!

          • Jabberwocky

            I would not be surprised you’ve been called a moron before.

      • AmericanTopTeam

        By chance are you attending college in Denver

        • Mia Saif

          No I’m Canadian retard! Oh let me guess are you gonna ask me if I’m High right now, because weed is legal in Denver, wow!
          I’m in the health field don’t drink or take any narcotics! Ohhhh I Guess I ruined your joke! To bad, it wasn’t good to begin with!

          • AmericanTopTeam

            Excellent so now we know you are a Canadian retard. I thought you folks preferred “special”.

          • Mia Saif

            Look who’s talking your American, you retards legalized Weed? Clearly you are joking when you are referring to Canadians as Stupid! Oh wait how could I forget to mention, majority of you also voted for Trump as President, who will be the reason of WW3! But yeah we’re special! Good one!!!!!!

          • Stupid troll is stupid. Weed is legal in Canada too. You suck at this

          • Lol. No actually you didn’t ruin the joke. But you did make it funnier by being even stupider.

            Look up Tiffany J Vine on this site.

          • Mia Saif

            Pretty sure if you owned a dictionary you would know that stupider is not even a word! It’s made up by people like you? But yeah your right I did make it more stupid! Maybe you should have used that sentence instead of stupider retard !

          • Jabberwocky

            “Stupider” is in the dictionary, sorry hon. If you owned one, or had ever used one, you might know that. It’s the comparative form of “stupid”.

            Also – if that word didn’t exist, your iPhone would have auto-corrected it. WHOOPS

            Your phone is smarter than you are.

          • Mia Saif

            Wow did u actually go get a dictionary! So kind you care that much to waste your time! Bye bitches I have a date!

          • Jabberwocky

            No, they invented this thing called “the internet”, where you can go to websites that are actual dictionaries. You know what’s even cooler? Your computer and phone have one built in!

            Make sure your date pays first, before the sex!

          • AmericanTopTeam

            Glad to see you are so upset your childhood bff died you cant be late to Applebee’s hahaha

          • Jabberwocky

            More like Tim Horton’s, with a coupon – if it’s not a p4p date.

          • Jabberwocky

            Too classy.

          • AmericanTopTeam

            Gift Card time!

          • Dr.Christian Troy

            I sent all my ten dollar Panera Gift Cards to Jen Wilke. Im hoping my autographed struggle purse comes soon.

          • Habib Fazil

            In the day they were referred to as “tricks or johns”

          • Sorry. Was trying to bring it down to your level.

            I over estimated, it seems.

            Sooooo, has HBD had a funeral yet? Is she even ALLOWED to be cremated or will the Environmental Protection Agency fine someone for burning plastic?

          • Mia Saif

            Wow for someone who tries to come off as caring and shit! Finally your true colours come out! Who the fuck burns people ? Wait your America ! Here in Canada we burry people! So yeah no fines will be given. But hopefully you will burn in hell for talking about the dead in such a horrible way!

          • I’m not American. If you knew more about the English language, you would have realised that by now.

          • Jabberwocky

            I have a list I just googled of several thousand crematoriums in Canada, tell me where you live, and I’ll give you the links to the ones nearest you. It shouldn’t be a problem, it looks like every large city and town has one.

          • Stelio Kontos

            Thank you. I wanted to point that out. However, I didn’t want to be the guy throwing in a sucker punch when the fight was clearly over before it started.

          • Maia

            Arm wrestling with a one-armed wallpaper hanger.

          • AmericanTopTeam

            How do you “burry” someone?

          • My true colours are plastered all over this site. Hard to hide.

          • I know who u are. Nice try idiot

          • Maia

            Hi Sasha!!!!

          • Tuco

            She’s living large in America’s hat?

          • 2CanSam

            Actually, 70% of Canadians are cremated.

          • smugjew

            *you’re

          • Whitney BeatMe

            So you’re a psw then? Sounds like it.

          • Ignatius_J_Reilly

            Actually stupider is a word. Stupider and more stupid are both comparative forms of the adjective stupid. Not sure where you’re getting your information, but you might want to look into Google, every dictionary site on the web just said you’re actually the one who’s wrong.

            Sorry, but vocabulary is what I do, so when trolls start talking this nonsense, I have to get involved.

          • Vicki Vallencourt

            hehe you’re a canadian retard, you just said so yourself.

          • RedRanger

            Hahaha. I just commented that too.

          • RedRanger

            You’re a Canadian retard?
            Well, I guess that explains things.

          • Whitney BeatMe

            Uh no.. I’m Canadian too and I don’t sound half as whiny or worthy of a bitch slap as you do.

      • So we can safely assume you look like you have fat chaps and have blown up your shit. Yawn bitch we won’t give a fuck unless you’re dead. If possible make it happen by your ass exploding BC we’ve worn out the on-the-table seizure blahfest

  35. Mia Saif

    Honestly it’s really sad how everyone assumes they know her. By the way that’s not even her real name! We have known each other since we were 8 years old, and I can guarantee you there was something more to her than what you people think you know based on what you see and hear! She was only the best Tennis Player in her age group when she was a teen. Honestly speaking plastic surgery is a drug like any other. It’s hard to stop after 1 time, you keeep wanting more, just like people who have tattoos, you think they only get one? No! So instead of bashing her and blaming her for what happend, people should really focus there energy on doctors, and people who just don’t have a moral code. This wasn’t just an accident it was murder. We put our trust in Health Care Professionals, and if they do not know when to put there foot down and stab NO, then who can we trust?
    She was an amazing person, before and after her surgeries. She will be greatly missed by her friends and family! So if you do have any respect for the dead, or if you are slightly human and have a heart, you will stop saying nonsense, cuzz half of what you say is BS! Now please let her RIP, and save your BS for something else.
    Thanks

    • smugjew

      “She was the best tennis player in her age group”

      We believe you that she was good at serving balls.

      • Mia Saif

        Like how old are you with your ugly beard! Your actually a pathetic excuse of a human, if only people like you couldn’t taken her place. We need a lot less people like you in this world. Thank you for taking the time to share your immature comment, now go masturbate, because clearly you don’t have a wife, or you would be busy with her at the moment instead of writing pathetic comments about 23 year old girls! Bye now

      • Mia Saif

        Your pathetic! Go do something uselful with your time, you sad old man!

        • TwoTrickPony

          I believe most agree any death is a sad one, but accusing anyone – let alone a doctor – of murder is pretty far out there. Unless you’re going to tell me the surgery wasn’t entirely elective and that Martina Navratilova here didn’t sign about twenty pages of waivers, including those that outlined all of the potential complications from said elective procedure – up to and including death.

          • Mia Saif

            Yeah don’t know who Martina Navratilova is, but yeah there are risk in everything we do! Doctors should be able to say No when someone has had to much! So clearly if they were being ethical, which they were not, she probably would have been here.

          • There is a HUGE ethical debate surrounding this tragic incident. People need to talk about it and IG “models” need to understand it CAN happen to them.
            You should speak out publicly.

          • Mia Saif

            No! I literally commented on this post bc it upsets me when people call her names when A. Know one even knows her, B. People are referring to a made up stage name!
            Look this is a small post on a small website, This is not changing the world here. And honestly speaking nothing said or written here will go beyond this site. Thanks for your comments, but I do have a life, im a student thanks! CIao

          • Typical.
            Small mind mentality.
            “I can’t help because I’m just one person/too busy/don’t care enough.”

            The fact that we’re often quoted and linked to by many news agencies including News Corp, means you’re wrong about our size.

            How many followers do you have on social media? How many do your friends have?

            You could actually do something to help others in her position – yet all you can do is bitch at people on a comment section.

            And the stage name? That is what she is known by, hence why she is called that here. Does anyone talk about the death of Norma Jean Mortensen? Or do they talk about their sorrow for Marilyn Monroe?

          • Mia Saif

            No I did not say that! I have a life and not wasting any more of my valuable study time to speak to random people I don’t know thanks! Ciao

          • By the looks of your cognitive abilities – yes, studying is an excellent option for you.

            “Are you smarter than a 5th Grader?”

          • Mia Saif

            No I’m just a dental Hygienist and what are you a stay at home crack head! Thank you so much for your time here, now go inject your veins with something!

          • Not a fan of needles, but thanks for the advice.

            If you cannot read and write at a 5th grade level – I highly doubt you are a QUALIFIED Hygienist. I bet you suck dick real good though.

          • Mia Saif

            I hear you can smoke crack?
            Not a Hygienist yet, soon, and no actually I’m very good at my future career? Thanks for caring god Bless!

          • The kids are smoking it these days? Fuck. I’m behind the times.
            Someone get the Queen a pipe!

          • Darlene Conner

            You need to go to real academic should for a long, long, time. Pretty much everything that you say is misguided and uninformed. Everyone here is mocking you, and you are too stupid to understand that.

          • Digitus impudicus

            A dental hygienist? Lol! Save the world one dirty mouth at a time. Except yours is filthy, and you have a weird lesbo fetish with blow-up dolls.

          • Mia Saif

            Wow! What are you a fucken hippie! I literally do t understand half the shit that comes out ur mouth! She was know a certain name (her real name) a lot longer than her stage name. So yes to your question! Only her stupid followers will know her as the career she choose to have! Not as the person she was, which are two totally different thing! Oh and news flash bitch, what the fuck do you think her parent will write on her grave, KRISTINA MARTELLI !!! Ummmmmmm noooo! It will be her real name! So you can stop talking now you are literally saying nonsense

          • Honey, calm down.

            First of all – we don’t give a fuck who she is as a person.
            She was posted here because of her insta-famous status. That’s all.

            Secondly, again with the lack of comprehension? What are you – 8?

            What the fuck is wrong with people these days? They have no grasp of the English language at all!

            Should I just write in fucking emojis, you moron? Will that make it easier for your tiny brain to understand?

            Jesus. Exactly why I weep for society today.

          • Darlene Conner

            We understand the uninformed drivel you are spouting. What Queen is saying makes perfect sense, and is in good written form. If you do not understand…that is on YOU. Student. This post was put up and YES this girl did make a mockery of her life and body. She did not respect herself. This post is saying that it is sad that no one in her life helped her. We didn’t make her look like a freak (and I’m not going to be dishonest and NOT call her a freak because she died) we just commented on it. If someone is going to turn themselves into “Human Blowup Doll” and literally plaster the pics all over the internet looking for misguided fame, no one should be surprised if people are honest about their opinions.

          • Digitus impudicus

            “Career?” Do you have any clue what that word means? Stupid baby, go find your security blanket, shut the fuck up and leave intelligent debate and wit to us adults.

          • Digitus impudicus

            Clao, snowflake. Take your pseudo outrage elsewhere. Where the fuck were you when your friend was killing herself with surgeries? Maybe she is deceased because YOU FAILED to save her.

          • You’re a retarded cunt as well!

          • AmericanTopTeam

            Martina was probably the best womens tennis player ever…before Serena Williams. See you learned something today

          • Mia Saif

            That’s not even her name u moron. Wow just stop talking! You are literally referring to a made up name! Doesn’t exist on any paper, passport, credit card, nothing! So just stop talking now!

          • ZWGGMa

            Martina… hahhahahha

        • smugjew

          I have a nice Jewish boyfriend who loves my beard. His name is Kurt Benz.

          • Mia Saif

            Okay perfect, good for you, maybe you can stop commenting stupid comments and entertain your bf!

          • TwoTrickPony

            Embrace the rainbow SJ! Proud of ya!

      • Mia Saif

        Your actually a pathetic excuse for a human, like who says stupid comment like that. Someone died and you think ur immature comment are funny! News flash moron, they are not! Now please do yourself a favour and go cut your ugly beard!

        • Darlene Conner

          You obviously don’t understand the internet. Most people don’t use pics of themselves so all of the sad, sad, insults thrown at avi pictures just makes you look dense. Your welcome.

      • Whitney BeatMe

        You mean swallowing right?

    • I agree that there is a lot of blame lying with the docs right now.
      Do you know where her last procedure was or who the majority were done by?

      • Also – if you knew her since childhood – why wouldn’t you try to save her from enhancing herself to death?

        • Jabberwocky

          Fucking THIS. Addiction sucks. I’ve lost friends to drugs, grew up with it – yes, the person who sells it gets some of the blame, but if you know anything about addiction treatment, the addict takes most of the blame, and owning up to it is part of the recovery process. “Oh, she’d be fine if the doctors didn’t do the surgeries” – bullshit. If one turned her down, there’s always another who will do it. SHE was the problem. She was abusing her body horrifically. Her friends and family should have intervened and gotten her help years ago. She was not “beautiful”, she was ill, and destroying her body! Doing nothing? That’s called enabling, and enablers suck as much as the addiction does.

      • Mia Saif

        Yes, and I’m not gonna reveal that information, it’s confidential, sorry! But who ever is or are responsible, measures will be taken!

        • So you’ll come on a public forum and accuse a doctor of murder, but won’t name them?
          If you really wanted to help others from ending up like this, you’d be keen to put him/her on blast I would think.
          Get the word out there.

          • Mia Saif

            Yeah didn’t acuse any specific doctor of murder, maybe you should read over my post again! And I’m choosing not to reveal anything because it’s really no ons business to know where she went, who she was with, how much she paid blah blah blah. Authorities are obviously taking care of the situation, and that’s all anyone needs to know. If there is someone to blame, you will probably read about on news paper or on Tv.
            It’s not like it will stop anyone from doing it. It’s a drug, there’s no control!

          • How did we stop people from taking heroin? How did we stop the epidemic of ODs?
            Drug Education.
            Sure, some slip thru the cracks and will do it anyway and new drugs come in everyday… but if more people speak out about it and doctors are publicly shamed, we can start to make a difference.
            You and your friends could very well start the turn of tide that is badly needed in the social media community.

            Post about it. It needs to be said.

          • Mia Saif

            Yeah I’m a full time student mam, barely have time to eat. Thanks

          • You’ve posted here HOW many times now?

            Go post on your IG. Tell your friends to share it.

            Stop being so fucking concerned about it one minute and completely indifferent the next – just because more effort is required.

            That’s lame and being a shitty friend.

          • Mia Saif

            Wow look at you with your big words! No idea wtf ur talking about u CRAZZY ass woman or man can’t tell wtf u are! Honestly u wasted the same amount of time as me, I guess that makes u just as pathetic!
            Bye

          • AmericanTopTeam

            She didnt use one word a college student failing English wouldnt know….

          • Mia Saif

            Not failing English, but thanks for your concern! Now go have sex with your blowup doll!

          • AmericanTopTeam

            Great minds….was gonna say at this point it isnt even warm still….

          • Mia Saif

            Yes her heart stoped beating. According to specialist called doctors that means she’s dead! Wow you learn something ever day!

          • You sound so full of sorrow.

          • TwoTrickPony

            That zinger from QOT’s literally flew at 35,000 feet over your head just now….

          • AmericanTopTeam

            Didnt you hear? Shes dead and thats not my bag kiddo.

          • Stelio Kontos

            That…..was a witty response considering the origin of this spat. I caught that…

          • Tuco

            You can’t fail English if you can’t grasp it.

          • jujubeans

            The blow up doll thing is your go to argument. It really stings I wish you’d stop.

          • She’s dead though!

          • Honey, those words aren’t “big”.

            If you cannot understand them or their meaning – you need to “student” harder.

            I weep for society today.

          • Mia Saif

            Don’t call me honey, you don’t have the privilege! “Need to student harder” right, come back and talk to me when ur not high! U can’t even type!

          • Darlene Conner

            She does have the privilege. This is her site and you are a dumbass. She can ban you, bro.

          • Jabberwocky

            At least she spelled and used her words correctly. If you’re in college, our high school system has completely failed. Just saying.

          • Sammi Jo

            I get the impression this person is of the teenage persuasion

          • Jabberwocky

            My point still stands.

          • Mia Saif

            Not American !

          • Tuco

            Crazy

          • Darlene Conner

            What exactly was the big word? Go Ahead hunny, tell us what you didn’t understand.

          • TwoTrickPony

            Let alone save your friend.

          • Mia Saif

            She dead moron? How will I save her? Are you like part of a cult, and believe in bringing back ppl from the dead ?

          • TwoTrickPony

            No Mia – I believe any true friend would actually do everything they could to try and prevent the possibility of death from occurring in the first place. But being a busy full time student and all, I see how “life” can get in the way of that.

          • Darlene Conner

            You said you are in school? Good. You are fucking stupid.

          • AmericanTopTeam

            She has 45 minutes to argue with strangers on the net…but doesn’t have 5 minutes to call her friend, “hey are you ok?” Fuck that she is BUSY!

          • TwoTrickPony

            Exactly ATT

          • Darlene Conner

            She was comparing being a plastic surgery addict with being a drug addict. An addiction is an addiction. Not to mention that unnecessary surgery often leads to drug addictions.

          • Whitney BeatMe

            Bullshit excuse. I went to school full time, worked nights, did homework, clinicals and preceptors. Found plenty of time to eat and use proper grammar.

          • Nor study, obviously , “mam”

          • TwoTrickPony

            You want to feed an addiction by getting repeatedly cut into in unsafe ways? There is someone willing to do it. The basic tenants of the Hippocratic Oath doesn’t translate well into foreign languages spoken in strip malls where storefront hacks are willing to do anything for money.

            My quandary lies in this: as long as the multitude of freakish procedures didn’t cause death, this self-righteous Mia chick was more than happy to leech along for whatever attention her supposed friend attracted – versus say actually attempting to help this person and preventing her from undergoing yet another life-threatening and completely unnecessary medical procedure.

            Mia didn’t cry foul at any time before, during or after the first 100 (and if she did, not convincingly enough to stop the insanity clearly on display for years as demonstrated by her “close friend’s” first 100 trips under the rusty knife), but because unlucky #101 put this mentally-damaged person in a pine box it’s time to speak out publicly?

            Spare me the hyprocrisy Mia.

          • AmericanTopTeam

            You have the power to possibly stop some girl from going to the same surgeon but you refuse because it “isnt your business” what a shitty person you are…

          • Mia Saif

            Who says anything about the person being a surgeon? Wow you people like to jump to conclusions so fast! There’s literally no reason in saying it to stupid pll on a stupid post! Unless ur a cop u have no business knowing this. So please stop asking I’m not gonna budge. And honestly speaking I don’t care about other girls who get plastic surgery I care about my friend! I gues I am shitty, here I am wasting my study time to write to random people across the world and defending her! I’m going to hell for this thanks! CIao bro

          • AmericanTopTeam

            So someone who WASNT a surgeon was performing surgery on her….that sounds smart

          • Mia Saif

            Wow stfu already!

          • You’re shitty enough to admit you give no fucks about other people, just your “friend”?

            Wow. Nice.

            I don’t think YOU have any room to talk about other people’s actions or words, you horrid, self-absorbed fucking millennial.

            Try being an actual decent person before you go criticising others.

          • Mia Saif

            You have idea who I am, what I do with my spare time. So clearly you can’t judge what type of person I am just because I opening you up on any conversation or comment you had! To be sad!

          • But you can judge me? I see.

          • Mia Saif

            Your the one who started with the judging! I’m just retaliating

          • AmericanTopTeam

            You’re

          • Mia Saif

            Don’t you have a blowup doll to go entertain yourself with? Like wow 40 years old guy/Virgin vs 25 year old girl you must be so proud of how pathetic you are!

          • Darlene Conner

            This girl just used blow up doll as an insult on a post she came to be all self righteous on about her friend that died literally trying to become a blow up doll.

          • smugjew

            Along with clean STD tests, irony is something hos don’t really get.

          • RebelStripes

            Oh the irony!

          • Mia Saif

            I think you need to find yourself a pass time, or get a dildo! You really need to find better use of your pathetic time!

          • It’s “past time”. I bet you say Horse Derves too.

          • Mia Saif

            Auto correct, maybe you morons don’t have an iPhone, cuz you live in the desert and don’t get reception! But that’s something they often do. But thanks is that all you can do is correct the mistakes made by my iPhone, you really can’t defend yourself!

          • Actually – you’re doing the data entry and can easily control your iPhone’s output.

            Or didn’t you have enough money to buy the one with a backspace button?

          • Mia Saif

            No it’s called no time! Rather use it on other things

          • In the hour you spent here, you didn’t have time to press a button and retype the correct letters and instead chose to bash out anything that was remotely similar to save precious time?

          • AmericanTopTeam

            How about you just shut your dick sucker and go study. Your stupidity is making my eyes bleed.

          • Mia Saif

            Dick sucker ? You mean to say my mouth? Wow what year were you born? Yes I like guys and prefer a penia to a vagina thanks for clarifying!

          • Why didn’t auto-correct fix “penia”? I’m sure you use the correct word enough for it to recognise it.

          • RebelStripes

            And “clao bro”

            TF does that even mean?!

          • Habib Fazil

            I’ll save you a seat, I’ve got reservations for the front row…

        • Habib Fazil

          Unless somebody hires some “professionals” nothing is gonna happen or or change

    • Habib Fazil

      Two things.

      1. Not professionals in any way shape or form

      2. Not doctors, butchers…

    • AmericanTopTeam

      If you were so close and she just passed…why arent you comforting her family? Helping get her affairs in order? Btw the only comment i personally made was to say any Dr who operated on her should lose their license and how sad it was she hated herself

    • Um, what? I’d be trying to scrub the net of nasty porn before I’d give a FUCK about people talking shit.

  36. Tuco

    5’6″? 125#? No way.

  37. Sammi Jo

    I’ve spent too much time on this today?
    1 more…
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/86978475a0d3a30efc60f1b2bf43c9582178e90481a0099a39e36a5a13d47e26.jpg

    *I’ll see myself out*

  38. Unityyy

    Maybe, but judging by the sheer number of surgeries she’s had, it wouldn’t seem possible that she waits the minimum 6-12 weeks between procedures. She finds the shady docs who don’t care. They will gladly just take her money.

    • King Ghidorah

      Yea they probably never wait. It’s utterly ridiculous, they didn’t learn anything from Joan.

      • RedRanger

        Surgeries take time to settle into place too. A new nose can take up to a year to see the full results. And new tits can take several months to settle. I’m assuming ass implants would take much longer, but that’s one thing I have no interest in.

        How can someone go back to the doctor, and alter what hasn’t fully healed yet!

    • Tuco

      Was she p4p or did sponsors pay for that mess

      • Jabberwocky

        Drives a benz, lives in what looks to be a nice condo, and paid for all of that butt cement. I’d say she’s p4p. Do you really think anyone would hire her? Even a strip club would look at her and go “um….no.”

    • RedRanger

      Each time she went under, she could have gotten many procedures at a time. But yeah, I’m sure if she found a shady doctor, and she had the money.. they would do it.

  39. RedRanger

    Damn, so she drank herself to death? That’s pretty sad.

  40. King Ghidorah

    Ohh yea. That one chick from TD died but I think that was it.

  41. Sammi Jo

    I knew it was just a matter of very short time that we’d hear one of these stories about someone on ZW’s radar

    • Darlene Conner

      I feel like all the zw celebs are coming to dire consequences at the same time.

  42. El Hijo De Fistfight

    They’ve deleted her as a contact from their phones already.

  43. RedRanger

    So the “best pasties in town” is electrical tape?
    And does anyone know where the doctor is located? Was it within the US?

  44. Unityyy

    These doctors clearly break the moral and ethics codes agreed to upon when earning their MD. They can see how efffed up these girls are and they don’t turn them away. Sad for her family.

    • Vicki Vallencourt

      i agree. surgery is an ordeal. there should be a counselor at the consultation and one in recovery to make sure that there are family who know how to care for them after. Dying is bad.

      • Scorpio

        Good surgeons are choosy about who they treat.

        • RedRanger

          When I seen my surgeon, I didn’t even see him alone. There always had to be one of the receptionists/aides with him.

          So for her to walk into this office… How could NO ONE turn her away. That doctor was not the only one in the office. That whole office is guilty.

          • Scorpio

            You make an excellent point. That aspect of it had not occurred to me, but you are absolutely right.

    • Stelio Kontos

      That Hippocratic oath make hypocrites out of them…

  45. Whitney BeatMe

    I don’t have much more to add cause it’s already been said. Sad, but it was coming with the risks she took. If I was sitting in a plastic surgeon’s waiting room and saw that wraith drifting out I would nope all over that bitch. Heeeeelll no you’re gonna cut me up when your patient looks like Frankenstein.

    • Vicki Vallencourt

      LMAO! it would be hard to not crack up and run out of the building.

    • Scorpio

      Good point. If any American doctor treated her recently, we should post him up as a caution to others.

  46. El Hijo De Fistfight

    Picked a winner of a photo to memorialize her with.

    “I wanna use something that says, ‘Besties’ but also showcases my tits………”

  47. Maia

    Inspirational? How about looking for inspiration from someone actually doing something worthwhile for society, you idiot. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c12a6fa454448dd1fb3a5a62c429fe33303caea1c3879954dbdf60241f6df9dd.png

    • El Hijo De Fistfight

      The hashtags make it sincere as fuck.

      • Vicki Vallencourt

        i thought the syringe emoji was especially tasteful

        • El Hijo De Fistfight

          How could I miss that

          • Vicki Vallencourt

            the whore vernacular is very dizzying. Plus who in their right mind would assume in a half assed eulogy via insta a “friend” would put a syringe emoji when the person died from surgery complications. heartless.
            #lookatmeiknowadeadperson
            #donatetomywishlist
            #thepainistoomuch
            #ilookhot

          • El Hijo De Fistfight

            #GoFundMe
            #Need #NEW #TITS #FOR # SELF #ASSURANCE #USED #GOOGLE #TO # SPELL #ASSURANCE

          • Vicki Vallencourt

            hehehe. the last few hashtags are the best.
            we could create a new genre of “honest tags”

          • El Hijo De Fistfight

            I think shortly before I left social media I noticed vapids starting to hashtag each word and thought to myself, “welp, I’m out.”

          • Vicki Vallencourt

            soon they will learn to hashtag emojis and we will be back to hieroglyphics . full literary circle.
            it could happen because instawhores are international and pictures translate easier than words

          • El Hijo De Fistfight

            Took long enough to get a fucking taco emoji for iOS

        • King Ghidorah

          Crazy right!

    • RedRanger

      Well… No offense to the dead.. but if this chick was anyone’s “inspiration”.. i think they need to seek mental health treatment.

    • El Hijo De Fistfight

      You inspired me to get plastic surgery to the point it’s unnecessary.

    • El Hijo De Fistfight

      Added her own IG name to the parade of hashtags for some reason.

    • Sammi Jo

      But will her death stop any of these girls pursuit of plastic perfection…nope

    • Dead Man's Dog

      When I die, I would die sooooo happy knowing I inspired this pillar of humanity:

      **pulls gun from drawer and shines bullet I’m going to use to blow my brains out***

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/97d770de0ac8f7016d0114e332e66d23e07d3801386892107c9f103030a5ba66.png
      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b60f211a624882349900d2e97e0fda7ca7c2fffc6412a76660482dbd984ff339.png

      • Habib Fazil

        Wtf is that? A fourth Gender?

        • Scorpio

          Just a queer male.
          P.S. There is no such thing as gender. It is a made up BS word.

          • Habib Fazil

            How about sex?

            Man I need a program these days…

          • Scorpio

            Yes. Sex is a thing. Our species has two of them, and a couple of extremely rare situations where it gets more complicated than that.

          • Habib Fazil

            Exactly. I know of three. But that was something altogether different on the evolutionary scale.

            Perhaps de-evolution???

          • Scorpio

            That’s an interesting idea. I think de-evolution is a real possibility here.

          • Habib Fazil

            Agreed, melenials seems a good name for their type…

        • Blunt-Master_puff_puff_

          funny stuff HF, it looks like a completely different species to me.

    • Jabberwocky

      You don’t know me and what I do in my life, you judgemental little hobbit. LOL. You run around wagging your little moral finger at everyone, and then do the same fucking thing you’re accusing us all of. Not only are you illiterate, lacking common sense and even a shred of logic, but you’re a HYPOCRITE.

      I’m done with you. Go live that life of yours you keep yapping about.

      • Maia

        Hi 5150!!! Amazingly, I was not responding to you or talking to or about anything you posted.

        • Scorpio

          Yeah, wtf was that?

          • Maia

            No clue! The term “yapping” is a dead giveaway, as is the claim that I think I have such a wonderful life. I travel for a living. Some places are beautiful, some suck.

  48. Stelio Kontos

    Just sharing the same sentiment of everyone else. This is not a surprise, never should’ve happened and unfortunately this won’t stop anyone from following the same path.

    I’ve recently discovered (from a family member who has done this) there is a company called A Lighter Me. They host trips to Tijuana for weight loss surgery. They give all kinds of assurances as far saftey and quality of care. The bottom line is, all they do is pick you up in San Diego, drive you to a Hospital / Clinic to have your south of the border surgery, then drop you off back at the hotel….. and you’re on your own.
    I was furious with my family member for doing this. She is an innocent girl from the midwest. She doesn’t grasp what could’ve happened (we’re talkin fuckin Tijuana). Luckily, she made it through and is well. A girl that was in the group with her ended up hosptialized in San Diego with infections. A girl in the group after her actually died. By the way, they are pushin folks through like an assembly line.
    Check out “A Lighter Me” on Facebook or wherever. You won’t hear the horror stories because they simply kick anyone out the group who complains.
    As if dangerous weight loss surgery wasn’t enough. They naturally offer trips for cosmetic surgery (people are often looking for more work to be done after drastic weight loss). So anyone desperate enough, can take out a small personal loan to be escorted to Tijuana to risk their lives.
    This shit has personally bothered me for a while. It is dangerous, irresponsible and if not illegal, definitely immoral.

    • Unityyy

      This is terrifying. Have you ever been to TJ?? I wouldn’t buy a canned soda there, let alone have a Guatemalan educated ‘doctor’ carve me up. This is so scary. This looks like a good niche for attorneys to get involved in going after these aholes. At least offer a mass exposure on the dangers.

      • bemoreiced

        “Have you ever been to TJ?? I wouldn’t buy a canned soda there, let alone have a Guatemalan educated ‘doctor’ carve me up.”

        Sigh, at the risk of doxxing myself, I live very close to the border. TJ, while sketchy at times and places, is not Ciudad Juarez. (Shit, Juarez aint even Juarez as we know it, but that’s a different story).

        That being said, the “A Lighter Me” medical tourism company does seem highly suspect given the CEOs evasive responses to any query regarding recent patient deaths. That BariatricPal forum is enlightening as fuck.

        • Stelio Kontos

          I am from LA (been to TJ once in 12th grade out curiousity and regetted it).
          Lived in El Paso in my 20’s while in the army. We used to walk over the border to the clubs.
          I will just say my impression of Mexico is based on two terrible border towns.

          • Unityyy

            I am in San Diego-I have always regretted trips to TJ. My impressions are similar to yours, which is probably not fair, but the visions of kids begging and dirty streets make me think getting surgery would be a horrible decision.

          • Scorpio

            Don’t feel bad, the whole country is shit. That is why the people pour across the border, because the shitty life here is so much better. The border towns are just about the best it gets, because they get all the tourism money, as well as other kinds of traffic income.

        • Unityyy

          I’m in San Diego and my experiences in TJ have not been pleasant, but I’m sure there are decent areas.I guess I just have that vision of the downtown area with kids begging and donkeys dressed as zebras.

    • bemoreiced

      Thanks for being willing to share this story. Definitely provided me with some interesting reading material from some of the forums re:bariatric surgery. I hate to be “that guy”, but it’s spelled Tijuana (only two a’s that surround n).

      • Stelio Kontos

        Jesus! It’s sad that I knew that but fell victim to spelling what I was saying in my head (if that makes sense)

        • bemoreiced

          Oh gosh, don’t even think twice. People get it wrong all the time and I hope I didn’t come off too harsh in the correction!

          • Penza

            It’s good, we like to be informed. I woulda spelled it TiaJuana, and make it look like I was being funny.
            They couldn’t drag me down to Mexico for a free anything. People are so trusting, and it’s not right that it’s allowed.

    • RedRanger

      That’s so fucked up. I don’t understand how anyone can think going to Mexico for surgery would be a good idea (no offense to your family member).

      All I can think of, are the old episodes of Maury. The good, old days when they still had real freaks. There was one segment about a woman getting a tummy tuck in some shit hole country.

      When she came back, the wound got infected. Her midsection was ROTTING, and no American doctor would touch it. I will never get that image out of my mind.

      Bring back the good, old Maury.. and maybe we could save a few lives!

      • jujubeans

        Hell yes.

        They need to create one super show that features Maury, Doc Phil, and Geralaldo Riviera as the hosts and all they do is interview instahos and hookers!

        • RedRanger

          I would love to see cautionary tales. Tyra had a bit of that on her old talk show. A little part of me actually misses that show (the freaks….THE FREAKS!).

          TD’s Alien was even on Tyra!!!!!!!

        • Scorpio

          That probably would connect with most of the target demographic.

      • Stelio Kontos

        She is just naive and blinded by the image in her mind of how she is going to look.
        I get updates from their FB group and I notice so many people from the south and midwest. Normal everyday moms, daughters, wives….going to fuckin TJ for elective surgery? I don’t care what claims they make (safe facilities, American doctors, blah blah) it’s still discount surgery in TJ.

        • Penza

          With a reality star as fucking PRESIDENT, naive people believe what they are told. These women and girls are told what they want to hear, and some will learn the hard way.
          I’m in NYC where they’ve got the best doctors and hospitals, and it is ALWAYS a crap shoot when it comes to surgery.

    • Scorpio

      I mean no personal offense to you or your family, and I want to thank you for sharing this cautionary tale; but this seems like natural selection to me. There is plenty of information so easily available now about the dangers of going to mexico for surgery, that I think any reasonably intelligent person would avoid it. To me, it is similar to people who still smoke cigarettes. They must be aware of the health effects at this point, but they choose to do it anyway. Now that you mention it, I wouldn’t be surprised if that is where Miss Martelli got her procedures done.

    • RedRanger

      All jokes aside, I’m glad to hear your family member is doing well. Thank you for sharing, I never even knew about groups like this.

      Did she ever explain how the whole ordeal went?? Not to pry, I’m just curious.

  49. AssholeConsulting

    Don’t feel so bad, guys. The doctors will probably just take out all the silicone injections pumped into her (which probably constitutes 80% percent of her) and donate it to a local recycling facility.

  50. Maia

    I hope all the plastic-filled IG hoes are paying attention. Those two morons, Nicolette Shea and Gizel, come to mind. A 3rd world country for plastic surgery isn’t very fucking bright. Hard to believe she was only 24. Sad.

  51. bb

    She had a mental illness that needed treatment.. not more surgeries to fuel her delusions…

    So sad she had no real friends or family to help her get the help she so desperately needed.

    • Scorpio

      My guess is her lack of family support is related to the cause of her mental illness.

  52. smugjew

    At least she went out doing something she loved.

  53. Dr.Christian Troy

    When I see a woman like that, I seriously cringe at the thought of what kind of life brought on those surgeries.

    • AmericanTopTeam

      Agreed…its fun to make jokes and im as guilty as they come…but there is something crushingly sad about anyone who hates themselves this much….

      • RedRanger

        Agreed. It’s unfortunate there isn’t any ethical protocol when dealing with individuals like her. She needed psychiatric help. But sadly.. that would never happen, unless many more people die.

    • Scorpio

      Her father was either absent or abusive. I would guess at abusive in such an extreme case.

  54. Digitus impudicus

    Plastic instawhores will still be plasticizing and instawhoring.

  55. Happy Pants

    What a time to be alive.

    Suicide by doc.

  56. AmericanTopTeam

    Any Dr who operated on her in the last year should lose his license…all jokes aside this was a very very sick woman.

  57. treehouse

    I feel kinda bad. But it was fucking inevitable.

  58. the real pintu

    These kinds of endings are going to keep happening,

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