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Kurt Benz: This Twink is More Humble Than You – He Said So

ZW Submission: ~Alex~

Typical Twink shit going on here folks. He’s humble donchya know – if you don’t know he’ll tell you! Hahahaha Jersey Shore jocks are more humble than this peen eater.

Yep. You’re sooooo humble Kurt. Fucking douchebag.

#WOLFOFALLSTREETS? If that’s the case Kurt, why are you still lurking behind the scenes of ‘Million Dollar Listing’ and aren’t in frame? Too ‘wolf’ for the big boys, eh?~QoT~

0 Comments

  1. Mallory Knox

    Why did they break up? Did she get tired of waiting on his folks to kick the bucket?

  2. AP

    He wants to be famous SO BADLY. it’s so sad.

  3. El Hijo De Fistfight

    Of course the knees are worn out of this cock polishers jeans.

    He’s just waiting to collect money when his folks die.

  4. TJ

    Didn’t he get the memo that he was supposed to send these pics to other men? He must be a RINO.

  5. Oh wait, you meant the fat politician lolol

  6. What news? The Douchebag Daily?

  7. Correct me if I’m wrong, but NOBODY wants fucking dick pics. Nobody.

  8. Nothing inspires me about a shirt tailed faggot posturing like a bitch on social media.

  9. Habib Fazil

    Yup, great mileage, 4 on the floor…

  10. Whitney BeatMe

    Two foreign hoes… Kurt you can’t include the guy at the glory hole in the bus station, and the guy who sold you jock itch cream as hoes or even friends. Nobody loves you, go choke on a fat dick.

    • OCgirl12

      This is what I was thinking lol…. the gay dudes you get down with abroad must also be referred to as “foreign hoes” … ain’t no chick in ANY country gonna be chasing that twink ass skinny fem motherfucker!

      • Mallory Knox

        Him and Amanda were a match made in heaven! Both are vile and vapid!! Plus he could rim the john while she sucked him off. #teamwork

    • A fat intensley diseased dick

    • El Hijo De Fistfight

      He means the strange Hungarian fellow he sucked off in the hostel.

  11. The Beav

    Hold up…..no one is going to mention his love of jorts? That screams 1998 gay after party…no shade to gays, they most likely don’t want Kurt either!

  12. Dr.Christian Troy

    Zombie John Wayne needs to rise from his grave and beat the Capris off of all these homos masquerading as “men”

  13. TJ

    Happy Thanksgiving to you as well!

  14. Mallory Knox

    Why did he not crop his face out?! And is that a RAZR?! Old people….

  15. Mallory Knox

    There are no words….

  16. Stelio Kontos

    He is the twink that all self respecting twinks call “queer bait”.

    • Mallory Knox

      There was a joke on New Girl once, what to u call a roller skating twink? A rink twink, duh.

  17. Dr.Christian Troy

    Can you imagine seeing this limp wristed mo prancing around setting up his photo shoots? I can imagine people saying “Who the hell is this little fruit supposed to be?”

    • Mallory Knox

      I spent way too much time on his Instagram after this post looking for proof he owns jeans that are not ripped. He does not.

  18. the real pintu

    People are inspired to be unlike him.

  19. Persephone

    Doooooo it!!!

  20. Persephone

    I have said/asked this far too many times, but it annoys the hell out of me so much – WHO THE HELL IS TAKING THESE LAME ASS PICS!!? You’re not a model…fucking clown. Kurt McHumble my ass.

  21. Sammi Jo

    SMH…He and Amanda really do belong together

    “Is that a Firkin and a fuzzy butt in the distance?”
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fdbb7e54b171379d43ba9d23da2299326ff290f87eda3d05325e23c1a21f0248.jpg

  22. JimU113

    Beat them off, do their cocks and be a fag, Fixed it for ya, Kurt.

  23. Maia

    That’s what I’m having tomorrow! Might even toss a little vanilla ice cream on it!

  24. TJ

    Kurt would be a perfect addition to that Adam Sucht Eva show that Yotta Life is appearing on. The only question is which one of them would be Eva.

  25. Fairly Local

    I already got into the scalloped potatoes and green bean casserole. Don’t give AF

  26. Sammi Jo

    This dude has a prolific douche diary

  27. @MissTriciaEvans

    This dude

  28. Mallory Knox

    Delicious! We ate some cushaw pie today. It was omg!!

  29. shittystripper

    I just posted in the breaking news thread about how I saw him in public in SF today. He looked so goofy and out of place in his torn up jeans and the stupid flannel he always wears tied around his waist. Idk what it’s like in vegas but If he goes out to a bar here dressed like that everyone is just going to be looking at him strangely lol.

    • Mallory Knox

      He needs to just say no to ripped jeggings!

      • Persephone

        No to just jeggings to start! Baby steps right?

        • Mallory Knox

          I would fall out if he wore a pair of non ripped jeans! I honestly think kurt gives Sharkey a run for his money, in douche bag dept!

    • The_Truth_Hurts2012

      you know you out of place when people in SF look at you strangely.

      • Kuntinka Smirnoff

        Right? We are a city of strange but this guy takes the cake.

        • Come on, ZW…you see these assholes you approach like fans for autographs – they’ll fall for it, just say you follow them on IG. Tell them they are style God’s. Start recording

      • shittystripper

        The weird part is that even though their outfits were so stupid and flamboyant it was funny to see them looking like a normal couple just walking around. IDK, Kurt always posts these paparazzi style photos with his jacket all flared out like a cape or doing the exaggerated mid-walk thing with his shoulders puffed up trying to look epic so it was funny to see him not posing and looking sort of knock kneed and awkward.

      • Persephone

        HAH! Truth!

    • Kuntinka Smirnoff

      Aaaah shit i work in SF and would have killed to see this asshole out and about. Ugh I hate the stupid fucking ripped jeans he wears all the fucking time. Lol Happy Thanksgiving eve to all my fellow US citizens.

    • GreatSpunk

      He’s got the SF lez look down actually just fitted and worn and ripped. Always on his knees.

  30. Tuco

    The fucking leg pose this retard does in every picture…whatnthe fuck.

    • Mallory Knox

      He seems to be jealous of the attention teefs gets, as he is doing the most when it comes to flexin, fronin, and all around douche baggery on the gram. He is practically begging to be posted.

  31. Mallory Knox

    God he’s revolting. The paparazzi style pics make me vomit!

  32. Mallory Knox

    Eat it! My mom is making sweet potato crunch and I’m partaking!

  33. SDD

    Crisp. No. It’d be a different story if it were pumpkin pie.

  34. TJ

    Nope, because your secret is safe with us.

  35. TJ

    I wonder if they’re going to do some role playing with the beta wolf and Little Red Riding Hoodrat costumes?

  36. TJ

    He wants to blend in with the homeless people in San Francisco.

  37. Sammi Jo

    I guess his “international vaycay” has been really exhilarating! So much so, he arrived 2 days early at the next stop
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/70eb6f6a2cb7fe678ae9bf40ba0972c75d1b0347533dbe61f38efa7591363095.jpg

  38. Vicki Vallencourt

    I hope they tipped him
    or at least learned something
    Tht man has an actual job and performs it with class
    Snapchat that

  39. Vicki Vallencourt

    Gay prostitutes have pants with more knee pad integrity

  40. Vicki Vallencourt

    He would have made a beautiful ballerina
    Very delicate figure
    This modeling stuff is just uncomfortable
    I’d wish him luck but he blocked me on twitter
    Guess he wasn’t wolf of that street

  41. Mallory Knox

    Does he own a pair of jeans that are not skinny and ripped?! What a fucking tool.

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