Mad Monday – Shit That Made Us LOL

ZW Update

Mad Monday

There’s a bunch of things we need to point and laugh at today, so I’m just gonna go ahead and cram it all into one Mad Monday post, mkay?

First up – This was the image I was greeted with upon logging into Instagram today:

So which image was reported? This one.

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Naturally, I reposted the picture.

Seriously, Brittanya – own your fucking fatness and stop catfishing for a damn living. Then we’ll shut the fuck up about you… or at least stop using #TheMexicanGrimace on your posts. 

 

Which brings me to the next two insta-hoes whose feelings have been hurt by the ZW Nation. 

Kurt Benz and Melanie Martin. 

Before I get into the butthurtness, let’s take a look at what Twink182 is up to in Oz.

Same twink shit. Different background. 

His GoPro for the Aussie tour is some appropriately named douche – Jordan DICKMAN. Lolz

But back to the butthurtness. 

Remember when they broke up for the 543rd time and Melanie got wasted and drunk-dm’d me THESE pics of Kurtlynn acting like a total fag? 

Tuesday Twink – Kurt Benz

Zw Update: Kurt Benz aka Twink182 aka Kurtlynn It seems Kurt’s efforts to keep his sexuality firmly locked in the closet are failing. After leading Melanie on for a year… Continue reading “Tuesday Twink – Kurt Benz”

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Well someone is a little remorseful and a request has been sent thru from our Lawyers asking for a price to remove the post. 

My first reaction was

Then I thought perhaps this fucking twink is blackmailing Melanie over this. I mean, she’s obviously skint for cash – a $27 dress? Step your Ho Game up, jeez.

“Remove that post you sent or I will….” Totally seems like Kurt’s style. I mean, the guy wished death upon her on her public social media page after just one lover’s tiff. He’s definitely unstable.

I’m not sure if what I felt next was empathy or if the Whiskey was going to my head but I decided to message Melanie about the removal request and see if Kurt would be willing to explain why the post should be taken down so lawyers weren’t needed. 

No response. Nada. Nothing. Zip.

Fuck ya then. 

Let’s start the bidding at…

 

Speaking of funding terrorism…. did Khloe join Isis? 

Then we have the laughter inducing irony of Tricia Evans with this post:

I don’t even have any words for that, so I’m going to end this post with this pic that leaves me scratching my head. HoHoBabie… uhh whut?

 

What made you LOL today?

 

  • Sir TTP

    Lol – Dead Tooth is now against abortion? How rich. Her previous abortion was somehow justified? I guess selective retention is the order of the day.

    • Maia

      Guilt, pure guilt.

    • Digitus impudicus

      I blame the hypocritical power of the combo of Marlboro Reds, Taco Bell and Cletus cum.

      • Sir TTP

        She did get a ton of traction from that long-ago poop post. I wonder now that money’s tight some scat porn might surface?

        • Digitus impudicus

          Scat porn will engender pat scorn.

          • Gadda Bait

            Humm, maybe she will go to Germany and learn their ways, or Japan both countries get in to that sick stuff.

          • So do a lot of southern Christians.

          • Gadda Bait

            You ain’t even lying.

        • Gadda Bait

          What was that all about?

    • miss piglet

      She acts all high and mighty now. She has such a wonderful moral compass!! Bitch please…. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/86f773bbb8e039f8e9bca1e1162e09c20d51b47ad797c23f080f607ca4ba5eed.gif

      • Any TWD fans catch that Dave Chappelle SNL skit?

        • Gadda Bait

          YES! Tyron lives!

    • Exactly.

  • Sir TTP
  • Sir TTP

    I dunno why, but every time I see that Von Southi beast I think of Harumbe. RIP Harumbe.

    • Gadda Bait

      Who is Harumbe?? Did I miss a joke?? Do you mean the gorilla that was shot? Harambe?

  • Maia

    And here we have the Queen Fucktard, lasering away her hairy butt hole, while wearing the faux diamond on the engaged hand. This is her “in a relationship” pose. On the road, she switches it to her right hand. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8ae3be3bc5327bfaff4a4b35438bb983e8413327d5bba1ce62b6d2b0b4d73b17.png

  • Maia

    When you’re too stupid to realize that a hoe is fronting in a hotel lobby! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ca16851a7c4169a1b503864ffeb840ac2692f38acc0d5d436ab2be4698097dae.png

    • On pointing to the hotel bar that is

      • Maia

        Are these bitches stupid or what? I love your decor! Go sling some more drinks in a thong, Melanietard.

  • countryjew

    So I discovered “teledildonics” today — https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics

    The technical summation is that the betas can put on VR glasses and have “sex” with an IG ho by putting their thingie in a an electronic hoo-ha which in turn sends dong thrusting signals to an electronic wanger shoved up in the ho guts.

  • Maia

    Remember TheAdrianneNicole, Amandolin’s tattooed assed ho buddy? Does she REALLY th https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7f3b1cc0c715d72250610374ef97999dfa52a4f4ebdd9134e9ff96c044660d24.png ink this looks good?

  • Maia

    Zap!!!

    • Electrical Malfunctions would be a bitch! Oww

      • Gadda Bait

        You know one of these fools would get it wet. Zzzzzzz

  • Digitus impudicus

    Lol, “Miss Skankalie Martin” hates that some other chick has the same whore outfit.

    • She got outed for being a cheap ass ghtto skank shopping at Rainbow and Dots!! I loved those kind of stores when I waz a club kid- of course, I didn’t front like a rich bitch.

  • Sammi Jo

    I sort of like the other photo of Kurt that his Jordan “friend” took of him.
    It shows a kind of gentle dignity https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/97965680fd65787723b7edc1406165e2bbf406ded013a92301bf4d31bc3de6cd.jpg

  • Gadda Bait

    Safe sex???

    • Insp

      Until it gets hacked and rips off the guys dick and explodes in the gals guts!

  • OldWineBox

    #struggleincestforphotos

  • Scorpio

    “…keep Instagram safe,” eh? Safe? Are pictures of Hugh Jass coming to life and attacking people?

  • Scorpio
  • jujubeans

    Uh oh! Looks like a lazy window dresser tried to sneak a 2003 Bebe mannequin in with those nice Nordstrom ones! Call management and have it removed.

    Tricsh- darling. You really know nothing about biology, pathology, neuroscience of any kind or you would understand that certain trisomys, defects- aren’t compatible with life. Yes they may live but to what quality? That is a choice ONLY the mother, father- and then bring in the doctor for approval- can make. No one else. So fuck off with your opinions.

    • She can also fuck off because regardless of whether a foetus has any defects the choice belongs to the mother and not some random priest and failed cocktail waitress. No one said abortion is a party so I can’t stand pro lifers trying to butt in and make a sad time and hard choice a chance for self righteousness and judgement. Not very “christian” when you think about it.

      • Gadda Bait

        Right?? The southern Baptist are the most judgemental people I have EVER come across. They are the nicest to but to get to the nice you have to hear a mountain of judgements.

        • And some of them think Adam and Eve commuted on dinosaurs. Spare me your judgement dumbasses.

          • Gadda Bait

            We have some of them radicals come through here at times and I’m telling you some one needs to check their basement. I bet they have “sinners” locked away. Some of the weird ones from the mountains where they play with snakes. Ugh. They are so CREEPY.

          • Idc if you handle snakes or hot human shit…it’s the hatefulness and hypocrisy that pisses me off.

          • Gadda Bait

            Dawn? I went to a funeral where the guy killed his self and the preacher had the nerve to say he was not going to enter the gates of heaven. He said that shit in front of the whole family. Thats the moment I walked away from the good southern Baptist.

          • I hope you at least considered burning that fuckers house down. Suicide is the most horrible experience not only for the family but imagine the torment the person who ended their life went through…and to decide it was worth dying for…the lonliness and pain has to be horrific. I know it sounds awkward but suicide takes o guess you’d call it guts. And despite how the hypocritical religious people portray suicide I just see it as an act of utter despair. So, let’s vikify the dead and call them cowards, instead of feeling empathy, shall we? Real positive shit right there. Sometimes I think religious wingnuts are so self righteous about suicide because they know deep down they are useless and should kill thekselves and they don’t want to “catch it” many suicides think they are doing the world acfavor, unfortunately, and the people who judge them actually would be doing us all a huge solid if they shut the fuck up, permanently

          • Gadda Bait

            It was my ex ole mans funeral he did it in front of me. I was in shock. I just looked up and saw everyone’s face I just walked away. That’s the ultimate f u in the southern Baptist way is to walk out on a precher. I haven’t been back to a Baptist church, and I won’t either. That was 15 years ago. Fu@k that dude.

          • Your man died,? The one who waz sick? I’m thinking you had another ,”ole” man; shit, for someone who wears pants from the baby Gap you’ve has lots of tragedy. Sorry

          • Gadda Bait

            No! The guy I was with 15 years ago did. No my ole man is home still doing rehab on his shoulders. He needs surgery but all the years on the transplant meds he took before his kidney rejected just destroyed his bones so his doctor is giving him MORE meds for his bones and MAYBE surgery will happen later.

        • prettyfeet

          You are not kidding! I was raised Southern Baptist and knew when I was 6 that they were lying to me. My nice Catholic friend is NOT going to hell. Oh yeah, and you really must watch out for the folks sitting in the front pew. Actually, I think it was at a family Christmas dinner when I announced I am not a Baptist any longer. You would have thought I had said I was going to serve kitten for dinner. Everyone except my Grandmother, who just asked “why baby?” The Southern Baptist convention is the largest group of hypocrites in the world.

          • Gadda Bait

            PREACH!

      • Very well said. It’s Nobodies fucking business. I am extremely pro choice. That means I mind NY own fucking business and let you mind yours. You’re welcome.

      • jujubeans

        Amen!!! She is such a dumb shit.

    • Tricia is no stranger to abortion I assure you.

    • prettyfeet

      OMG. Did you read the story from the woman that chose to get an abortion at 8 months? Made me cry like a baby. I was never for abortions at such a late date, but now…I understand. At that point, it is not for birth control. Just in case you are interested, or feel like a good cry. https://www.yahoo.com/news/what-kind-of-mother-is-8-months-pregnant-and-117104430132.html

  • TheTruth
    • countryjew

      Is she even five feet tall?

      • Gadda Bait

        Shops at gap kids. She’s so short she had to stand on a chair to reach puberty. If she sat on the curb her feet would dangle. Ha

        • Haha I just said shes wearing tights from Baby Gap lmao

          • Gadda Bait

            I can’t say anything I shop in the juniors dept. I have to get my jeans there.

      • Persephone

        That is a fat head

        • Spartacus

          Tip it back, get a Pez

          • Persephone

            HAH!

    • Gadda Bait

      Ha she looks too heavy. Don’t tip her over.

      • Digitus impudicus

        Like a cow out in the pasture! Or should I say, pastor, if sharkshit is reading! Or trying to read.

    • Digitus impudicus

      Looks like a Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon — Manhattan GimpSkank, watch it float down the avenue…

    • Persephone

      GHATS!!!

    • Sir TTP

      Gimp Vs. Gimp – Snowflake Kurtlynn versus Sarah Whorella. Cage match. Two enter, one leaves. Tina Turner as ref, naturally. Which would be like a 13 hour PPV event with these two idiots attempting to windmill each other to death with patty slaps.

    • Nice camel toe, loompa. Doopoopie doo.

      • Gadda Bait

        Ha ha I didn’t notice that. I got to go back and look. Lol.

    • Stelio Kontos

      Lmao….Titty Troll

  • JimU113

    Yeah, I guess it’s okay if it were three non-white business men smoking three feet from her? hey Chicken beak, take a look in the mirror.

    • Gadda Bait

      I quit smoking in 13 and the other day I picked up some smokes for a friend and cigarettes is almost 5 dollars a pack. What in the hell happend here? Smoking is for rich folks now I guess.

      • $5? I wish! Here in Toronto the smokes I used to buy were about $13 for 20 of them!

        • Gadda Bait

          Oh my damn!

          • The_Truth_Hurts2012

            snowmobiles, winter, and tobacco products near the Canadian border are a favorite past time. $$.

          • Gadda Bait

            We don’t have winter where we live. My kids have never seen snow. It gets chilly in February for about 3 weeks and we wear long sleeves. We wear shorts at Christmas.

      • JimU113

        A few years ago, I had heard that, without the Federal, state, etc taxes on them, cigarettes would only cost 27 cents a pack.

        • Gadda Bait

          DAYYYUMMM.

          • The_Truth_Hurts2012

            you use to be able to go into a tobacco shop in Arizona, buy some tobacco and roll your own with REAL cigarette machines. All you did was buy papers and your choice of smoke.
            Big tobacco found out and passed a law so you can’t do that anymore..
            for your own safety of course.

          • Gadda Bait

            Of course.

          • JimU113

            Yep. Feds take the lion’s share, then claim that it goes to a special “children’s insurance fund.”

            Makes you wonder what else is being taxed up to outrageous levels.

          • Gadda Bait

            Oh! Honey, when it comes to all that NOTHING suprises me on what’s behind it. Greed is not far.

          • JimU113

            Where greed leads, corruption follows.

          • Gadda Bait

            And that’s the truth.

      • Hah. 40 bucks a packet here!

        • Gadda Bait

          Are you serious? I could send you 8 packs for that. We might be on to something.

          • Taxes here are REALLY high on tobacco!

          • The_Truth_Hurts2012

            It’s cause the government cares about you soooo much..
            never let a taxpayer die….

          • Persephone

            LOL!

          • 20 packs for 50 dollars at the rez. I bet they taste like ass tho

          • Gadda Bait

            They probably put meth in them.

          • Ain’t nobody wasting good meth around these sticks believe me

          • Gadda Bait

            The natives are eat up with meth. I don’t even go visit there. Its so sad.

      • Cigarettes are like 15 dollars a pack in bigger cities. So fucking glad I don’t have to deal with that shit anymore.

        • Gadda Bait

          Me to. If I’m out drinking and someone lites one up and I smell it I will hit it but I’m not going back down that road.

    • Persephone

      What the hell??

      • JimU113

        When a person’s trash, nothing from them comes as a surprise.

  • Gadda Bait
  • Gadda Bait

    Right? Ask her who is Steven Adler? She has no clue. She would get the iconic guitar players name wrong.

  • How the fuck does having a green lightbulb glowing all gd day and night do shit for veterans? What a load of bull.

    • Pam

      Maybe just donate the $5 u would spend to purchase the green light bulb to a charity for vets? Lets face it she doesn’t have a green light bulb or an outside light for said bulb.

    • Ms Conduct

      Haha. At least she’s not wishing death on veterans anymore.

    • Grocery money….roxxxxannnnee

      • She don’t care if it’s wrong or if it’s right.
        Or stupid.
        She’ll still deny selling her body for money….
        And screwing (in green light bulbs) in the night

  • o3mta3o

    Begining to end at least 5 times.

  • €r2

    Khloe may come here and bomb us all one day.

  • Digitus impudicus

    Someone needs to call her out and re-post her veteran-hate spew. Then ask her why she is being such a vile hypocrite.

    • Chalupa Batman

      My sentiments exactly.

    • Don’t forget to ask…”too soon”, bitch!!!

  • Gadda Bait

    Yeah me to. I’m Damn near as good as Eddie Trunk.

  • Chalupa Batman

    That really got my goat!!!!! She has repeatedly stated she hates our active military and it’s veterans. Someone HAS to have a screenshot!

    • Gadda Bait

      Everybody gave her a piece of their mind over that. And we will never forget about her words.

  • The Bad Seed

    That twat! Fuck her, this pisses me off!

  • Persephone
    • Sir TTP

      Covered below, but funny as hell.

    • Fuck you cunt..your Medicaid is going down the shitter too and no IG bullshit gonna save your ghetto ass now.

    • The_Truth_Hurts2012

      her memory is as long as her dick….wait.. that explains it….
      Did she realize that a free country, freedoms that were fought for by veterans,, some gave their all.. allow her to get free shit?

    • Penza

      Madonna and Child, it’s a classic! The baby is cute, but Trisha’s eyebrows look like she used stencils to draw them. So, she loves Veterans all of a sudden, I guess motherhood has given her a change of heart.

  • Omg Tricia has had her share of abortions – what a hypocrite,!!!! These are the times when this kind of fuckery shines.

  • Why are you wearing tights from the baby Gap as pants?

  • Lmfao!!!!

  • I have zero attention span lately! Burned out!!

    • Persephone

      Me too ! I’m exhausted!

  • jujubeans

    But I thought we had established that most instahos are also talented musicians/actresses/etc.

    In about twenty years- when she finally has to give up ho-ing-we will hopefully be gifted with some pure class entertainment that she perfected over her career.

    https://youtu.be/96UX7sXjJG0

    • Kay More

      What in the world was that?? And why have I not seen it already?

    • Just why with the tit tassels when they are pointing at the floor????

    • Love it!

  • Great blow job…anytime. Lololol

  • You ever have your man ask you to wear fishnets? And the idea turns him on the minute he says it? Then imagine this thing showing up when some ballsagger is paying?? Lmao!

  • I always think…I’m gonna look this one or that one up and watch all their shit…thank heavens for you guys BC I always forget this awesome stuff

  • €r2

    This one of the best lol. Second dan female version. I think men have to hire her on her app. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cf18bee7f848106f0c7502995afb56fb79f03645f9a1e56b41eb99f9fe645f86.png

  • Stelio Kontos

    Brings fear of getting a “virus” into a new light.
    Not sure what a “Trojan Horse or Worm” would do….but it wouldn’t be sanitary, that’s for sure.

  • Are you guys super short or have pony legs? Lmao there is no pair of jeans long enough for me. Kids pants woukd look like cutoff shorts!

  • I coukd not imagine having legs so short I coukd wear children’s pants. But it looks good on you.

  • Digitus impudicus

    Don’t you feel great? My last Marlboro was May 26…almost six months. I can breathe fully again without coughing, exercise without feeling like I’m gonna keel over, and taste food again. Amazing!

    • That’s my girls!!

      • Digitus impudicus

        Xoxo to you, my biggest help in my success. Well, you and my beloved man.

  • With her gimpleg demurely turned out.

    http://cdn-s3.si.com/images/summer-camp-2016-stretching-04.jpg

    “I’m ready to ffffuck”

  • Gadda Bait

    I have to buy my shirts at big n tall, LOL!

  • Gadda Bait

    It’s gonna take some time. I used a vapor pen. Still got it. I love all the different flavors. You can change flavors to set your mode. I love it.

  • Gadda Bait

    They come without nicotine.