Merry Fucking Christmas, ZW!

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Well, here in the Southern Hemisphere it’s Christmas Eve. Already. So think about that before you start bitching that it’s almost Christmas and you need more time. I’m almost outta time!

Holy shit this year went fast! I’m really looking forward to celebrating our 1yr ZW Anniversary in the New Year. What a wild ride it’s been, thanks to YOU, the ZW Nation.

I’ve had a ton of laughs with you all this year and each and every one of your comments, submissions, suggestions and criticisms have made our site a wonderfully sarcastic and hilarious slice of the interwebz that I’m proud to call home.

I’m getting in early before you’re all passed out/shopping/travelling/in lock up/too fat to view computer screen to wish you all a very merry Christmas (even you grinchy ones – Merry Fucking Christmas) and hope you all have a fantastic 2017 with your loved ones (and ZW!). Please be safe over the holiday period, road tolls and accidents are high at this time with so many travelling to see the ones they love. Take care and make sure you get there. Drink responsibly and…. hahahha just kidding. I’m fucking Aussie – go get plastered guys and be sure to tell your sister-in-law at Christmas lunch (in a nice way) that her eyebrows are not symmetrical. Boom. Then you’ve got some laughs for the day while you watch her glance worriedly at her reflection in any and every shiny object, desperately trying to see if you’re right whilst maintaining a calm façade. Oh yeah. I’m fuckloads of fun at parties.

 

A BIG Thank you to my AMAZING ZW Crew; Whitney BeatMe, Duchess Dawn Davenport, Happy Pants and Sir TwoTrickPony (who’s currently on holidays). You guys are always there for me, through the good and the bad. I could not have gotten through this year without you all. Your advice, motivation, help and jokes are invaluable. You all give no fucks and are always honest with me, even if I’m not gonna like it. Thank you so much for that.

From Boxing Day, I’ll be taking a well earned rest for a week and soaking in an Aussie Christmas with the family in the sun. I’ll set up some scheduled posts, some fun polls and try to drop in each day when I can, but a break is definitely needed, so I’ll be relying on the ZW Nation to be my eyes and ears. Only the most desperate and lonely insta-hoes work over Christmas, so I’m sure there will be some great stuff in the Breaking News thread.

If you’d like to pitch in and help the ZW Crew moderate over the holiday period and earn your account a ZW Crew badge, send me an email – qotarts@zwnation.com.

Once again – thank you all for helping create this awesome place to hang out and Merry Fucking Christmas ZW! Eat, drink, Be merry!

Dashing through the bush,

In a rusty Holden ute,

Kicking up the dust,

Esky in the boot.

Kelpie by my side,

Singing Christmas songs,

It’s summer time and I am in my singlet, shorts and thongs!

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way,

Christmas in Australia on a scorching summer’s day.

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Christmas time is beaut,

Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden ute.

Come the afternoon,

Grandpa has a doze,

The kids and Uncle Bruce are swimming in their clothes.

The time comes round to go,

We take a family snap,

And pack the car,

And all shoot through,

Before the washing up!~QoT~