ZW Submission:

[Dawn Davenport/Queen of Tarts]

Well hey there, neighbors! Nothing like a Monday morning with our favorite beta bitchboy, Theodore.

Sharkey is amping up the TMI on social media now that his “divorce” is “final”. Many gems are to be mined…most of them courtesy of the ZW nation!

He sends out a cryptic message hinting for a mercy fuck, but, as usual, fails incredibly hard. Ol Val has no idea what was going down.

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When he’s not trying to snag some pussay, he is deep sea fishing for sympathy..

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Photoshop credit to my supporters in the ZW Nation…all two of ya…you asked for it…

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Big shout out to Hot Carl!

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When he’s not looking for pity, you guessed it, moguling #mogullife

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I think the ” godfather” of beta sits in nice cars and jerks off. I bet hes on a valet blacklist.

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When not #mogulling, Sharkey is getting buff as fuck for all the ladies gonna be diving into that particleboard Gothic freakshow of a bedย 

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Look out, girls, shartweek is coming

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Thanks, Dawn. I think… lol

Now onto our latest Sharkey update.

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Looks like its official girls – The Moguladouche is legally single!

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He’s also having a little trouble with his 2nd grade spelling…

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Look out Vegas, Sharkey is on a bender…

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A bender so great, he forgot he doesn’t go to clubs anymore…

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Then we have Ms Conduct who was featured on TheTurdy with her cutting comments. Here’s the one they missed:

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I have a feeling the feeding frenzy is about to begin. Moguladouche is BACK, ZW! Stay tuned…