Moguladouche on the Menu – with a Pre-Roast by Triple D

ZW Submission:

[Dawn Davenport/Queen of Tarts]

Well hey there, neighbors! Nothing like a Monday morning with our favorite beta bitchboy, Theodore.

Sharkey is amping up the TMI on social media now that his “divorce” is “final”. Many gems are to be mined…most of them courtesy of the ZW nation!

He sends out a cryptic message hinting for a mercy fuck, but, as usual, fails incredibly hard. Ol Val has no idea what was going down.

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When he’s not trying to snag some pussay, he is deep sea fishing for sympathy..

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Photoshop credit to my supporters in the ZW Nation…all two of ya…you asked for it…

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Big shout out to Hot Carl!

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When he’s not looking for pity, you guessed it, moguling #mogullife

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I think the ” godfather” of beta sits in nice cars and jerks off. I bet hes on a valet blacklist.

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When not #mogulling, Sharkey is getting buff as fuck for all the ladies gonna be diving into that particleboard Gothic freakshow of a bedย 

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Look out, girls, shartweek is coming

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Thanks, Dawn. I think… lol

Now onto our latest Sharkey update.

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Looks like its official girls – The Moguladouche is legally single!

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He’s also having a little trouble with his 2nd grade spelling…

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Look out Vegas, Sharkey is on a bender…

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A bender so great, he forgot he doesn’t go to clubs anymore…

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Then we have Ms Conduct who was featured on TheTurdy with her cutting comments. Here’s the one they missed:

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I have a feeling the feeding frenzy is about to begin. Moguladouche is BACK, ZW! Stay tuned…

  • AmericanTopTeam

    Wow he has a receding hairline and dat skin doe

    • Maia

      Can you believe he’s 34?

      • Hey Now

        One a scale of one to 10 – 10 being the most ridiculous a human being can possibly be – he is definitely a 34.

        • cray slays

          Sup with the whack PlayStation, sup?!

          • Hey Now

            Joooeeeyyyyy ;).

      • Penza

        No way, but I believe his IQ is 34.

        • Badbret 2.0

          That’s very generous

        • JimU113

          -34 IQ.

      • AmericanTopTeam

        I try not to judge harshly but he really is a shaved fucking ape full of ugly

      • JimU113

        In dog years.

  • The_Truth_Hurts2012

    Sharkey and Trisha were made for each other.
    Trisha, he’s single. He doesn’t club and has a job that makes him millions.
    Don’t worry about all that stuff you read on the internet, like, bills, past warrants or jail time.
    He’s a changed man and you’re a changed woman.
    Go get him…

    • Is she still raging over there like a retard? Can’t be good for Cletus the fetus.

  • The_Truth_Hurts2012
    • JimU113

      Well Played.

  • Maia

    Awesome post! The douchery is MEGA! He’s so brain dead, he doesn’t know Ms. Conduct is a female! Divorced? Can you say in and out of court for child support?

    • Mr and Ms are very hard to distinguish when your brain is smaller than your baby dick (I’m just going by what Bev said about his penis, lol…*shudder*).

  • Kimberley

    While I am partial to the name Moguladouche, in my head I just keep calling him Stay Puft because of those meaty marshmallow nipples.

    • Kimberley

      Also, Hmmm, not my best work, but I still think the comparison is pretty striking.

      • Sammi Jo

        What is he parting his hair with?…..a brick!?

        • DirtyGMa

          Yep……….. after he uses it to exfoliate his mug

  • Spartacus

    Skin like an Ebola survivor.

    • GreatSpunk

      Oh shit, I am laughing so hard! Thanks

  • jujubeans

    His smile is the face you make when you finally manage to take the first shit after being really constipated for a long time and the Hammer from 13 Ghosts is happening to your asshole.

    • HEARTHSTONEB3TCH

      yooo i cant with your comments.lMFAO

    • Scorpio

      That beauty queen ghost was pretty hot.

  • o3mta3o

    FourFathers? Is that when your gay dads divorce and remarry?

    • Maybe it’s the amount of possible baby daddies of his wife’s baby.

      • Pam

        At least 4

    • Darlene Conner

      It’s what he calls his sugar daddies. Whats Memorial Day?

  • not2slobro

    reminiscent of movie Ground Hogs Day but in this case appears the main character never learns from the past…

    • Mixx_TheFinalCut

      Well, it IS that time of the year when Sharkey goes full DOUCHE!

      #SummerOfDouche2016

      **LOOK OUT LADIES, SHARK IN THE WATER!!

    • Mixx_TheFinalCut

  • Penza

    Hilarious! Great job!

  • Voody

    Sharkey has got his priorities…

    • Dawn D Davenport

      His head is elongating like fucking Stonehenge. You know he didn’t read that right and showed up at the dudes house with a mat and a jar of coconut oil.

      • Voody

        Lol!

        • Dawn D Davenport

          Dafuq voody I ain’t seen you in a while. Glad to now tho

      • Darlene Conner

        HA! That’s what I thought! It’s like when guys get hair cuts and say they “got their ears raised” or whatever. I don’t even know what that means but it is so Sharkey.

        • Dawn D Davenport

          Too goddam bad there isn’t a place to Jack his IQ a few points above plasma level

    • Mixx_TheFinalCut

      James T. Sharkey Life Liberty and the Pursuit of having the Biggest Beer Belly.

      #BeerEatSleepMogulBatteryJailRepeat

    • Sharkey is holding his tummy like he is expecting to give birth any day now :/

    • The_Truth_Hurts2012

      lol.. I see that and I think……….

      BEEFCAKE

      http://southpark.cc.com/clips/149639/beefcake-beefcake

  • Digitus impudicus

    Again with breaking up/divorcing Andrea? How many fucking times have these two sickos broken up and got back together?

    • Pam

      It seems like they “divorced” once before

      • Dawn D Davenport

        They ain’t shit- does Sharkey or get seem like the types to put large dollars toward a legality?

    • Darlene Conner

      they are totally one of THOSE couples.

      • Digitus impudicus

        Yes, true psychos who thrive on drama and are addicted to histrionic behavior.

        • DirtyGMa

          insightful and accurate.

        • Darlene Conner

          Exactly.

    • Johnny “M’Fing” Drama

      is she still pregnant? or is she drinking at a divorce party with her child in her stomach?

      • The_Truth_Hurts2012

        just giving her kid a taste of mad dog 20/20

    • Not sure which is more addictive for them, the crack or their relationship with each other.

      • The_Truth_Hurts2012

        thought it was the meth and purple crayons?

    • jujubeans

      Im sure they abuse each other in various ways that run the full gamet from emotional to physical to drugs and alcohol. It can’t be healthy behind those closed doors.

    • The_Truth_Hurts2012

      Whenever she wants a good lay, she leaves sharkey…….
      comes back after everyone kicks her to the curb…..
      Sharkey’s self-esteem is about as high as Dildo in lifts standing on a 12″ soap box.

  • Badbret 2.0

    Shh nothing going on here

    • Digitus impudicus

      I see that Cousin Fucker tried to shit all over you on TD. She’s a paranoid, unwashed smarmy cootie-cunt.

      • MissPell

        Nik has banned her again…for like the umpteenth time. He says he’s given her way too many chances. lol

        • He had the chance to ban her so many times and didn’t. Why is it suddenly possible?
          Oh, I know… bc his commenter audience is dwindling.
          But the commenters are just the 1% right? So much backtracking. Hard to keep up.

          • MissPell

            She’ll be back…she always goes back. Even if 99.99% of the commenters didn’t want her there she would still go back.

          • The_Truth_Hurts2012

            No, dik will let her back,, without her.. noone comments

          • MissPell

            There are still good commenters there that aren’t her. She’s not needed. ๐Ÿ™‚

          • JimmyGene

            You people leave my little girl alone. If not, there will be big trouble.

          • Big trouble huh?

          • MissPell

            omg tears are coming out of my eyes from laughing.

          • Be careful or she will back trace it and report you to the police AND the cyber police and consequences will never be the same! Ya dun goofed!

          • Christine Elizabeth

            Now I I know you’re lying. We know everyone in her family hates her and would never take up for her. Well, except for the infamous cousin, he sticks it in her.

      • Persephone

        Ughh I don’t know how you can even go over there, it’s got to drive you nuts lmao!
        Back to sharkey- I’ve been jonesing for some Ted lately for some sick reason. I’m ashamed.

      • Badbret 2.0

        I don’t think she likes me. Oh well

    • Digitus impudicus

      This graphic is abso-fucking-lutely perfect!

  • Dawn D Davenport

    Girl, your comments are hilarious!!!!!

  • Spartacus

    Every time I see his bloated face it makes me happy for the relatively OK state my 50 year old face is in.

    • Maia

      I said it before. He’s 10 years younger than me, but looks 10 years older than me!

    • Pam

      He and i are the same age and i am so thankful i don’t have wrinkles like his.

  • Donnie Darko

    Should reach out to Justin Alpert, maybe he has more dirt on #Moguladouche.

  • JimU113

    1) Hey Guppey, if you need “a good cleaning”, maybe you should use the shower. Grab a washcloth and some soap, turn on the water and get under it (always important).
    2) ZW just went nuclear.

    • Whitney BeatMe

      Beauty tip: wash your dick. Please.

      • JimU113

        With a scouring pad.

        • Whitney BeatMe

          And some lye soap.

          • JimU113

            And some lime and sulfer

          • Whitney BeatMe

            Then do it again just to make sure.

          • JimU113

            Then slap some cheap cologne on there.

          • JimU113

            And a lime/sulfur mix

  • JimU113

    Must have been binging on sausages. He been hanging around Kurtlynn lately?

      • JimU113

        In addition to being a leg man, Guppey also loves to go to Johnsonville.

        • DirtyGMa

          That will make his heart congeal like a hockey puck…. We really should start a pool about what will kill Sharkey.

          • MissPell

            “We really should start a pool about what will kill Sharkey.” His mother-in-law.

          • JimU113

            They have a different sort of sausage in his Johnsonville… ๐Ÿ˜‰

          • Mixx_TheFinalCut

            I think life already killed Sharkey. He’s just going thru the motions like a Walker on TWD.

          • MissPell

            Walker Sharkey still doing his BBQ…

          • Sammi Jo

            Terminus #servingmankind

          • MissPell

            They should have put that on the sign.

          • Sammi Jo

            HAHA, fair warning would of just been common courtsey

            Side note, every time I try an upvote anyone it disappears!? It will say “1” then go right back to “0” ??!!!

          • MissPell

            Addition to your side note. Sometimes it says there is one upvote but no ones name is there.

      • Why does anyone think that anyone wants to see your ‘post work out meal’? Like ‘ohh that’s how he gets his man tits, eating all that frozen sausage and burnt chicken’
        You’re not a celebrity chef, you are not a trainer, not a nutritionist, just a loser who plays a jackass in real life.

        • Mixx_TheFinalCut

          “You’re not a celebrity chef, you are not a trainer, not a nutritionist, just a loser who plays a jackass in real life.” – OMG, I laughed so hard I started crying!

      • Dawn D Davenport

        It looks like the world famous “closet fag chowder” I saw on Rachel Ray!

  • JimU113

    • You so silly.

      • JimU113

        He may have banned you, but he can’t stop the signal. Or your awesomeness.

  • Darlene Conner

    He’s a proud Shark daddy by osmosis.

  • Donnie Darko

    #Moguladouche deleted Ms Conduct’s comment on his domestic battery charge. Here is the Judge for his June 20th hearing. Hopefully Ilo shoes up.

  • DirtyGMa

    BAM!!! Our Triple D triple threat hits it outta the park!!! Still laughing as I clean up the coffee I snorted out of my nose. Nice Work!

    Props to MsConduct and our shy retiring and always softspoken Hot Carl. You folks rule!

    • Dawn D Davenport

      I had such a hard time keeping track of screenshots I didn’t call out misconduct by name but her shit is hilarious!

  • GreatSpunk

    Triple D is fucking straight Leonardo da Vinci with that photoshop fire! Masterpieces coming out the conveyor belt.
    Love them!

  • Sammi Jo

    Does he have his shirt half off in that casino pic!? Nobody tryin’ to see your moobs Sharkey

    • Mixx_TheFinalCut

      He has no shame

      • Sammi Jo

        Shame is underrated

  • Mixx_TheFinalCut

    I can’t believe #MogulLaDouche hit up a MDW pool party with those fucking bitch tits and that god damn 1950’s goofy haircut.

    If Madonna and George McFly had a love child, MDW2016 Sharkey would be it..

  • Mixx_TheFinalCut

    at least he finally retired those 5yr old smelly Chucks he used to rock at the gym

  • Donnie Darko

    • TMFJ

      Oh damn! This guy is making his final spin at the bottom of the shitter.

      • Habib Fazil

        We keep on thinking that, but for some reason he just won’t go down…

        This will solve it, and if not he can ride it

  • Politically Incorrect

    The best of all best Monday morning entertainment!!!

  • Whitney BeatMe

    Kina is not coming back. Ever. Unless you inherit Pablo Escobar’s cartel there will be no whore for you bitch tits. Btw, for 5000$ a spin they don’t let you take pics in the casino. Bullshit on the bet you claim, and I’m guessing that security had a nice chat with you about that pic.

    • Mixx_TheFinalCut

      Shark Fails can’t even afford $50/month to pay off his court fines, so $5,000 a spin is a crock. The only thing this clown’s spinning is fairy tales..

      • HEARTHSTONEB3TCH

        HE CANT EVEN AFFORD METRO PCS. LMAO.

      • Whitney BeatMe

        And he’s the troll under the bridge eating billy goats.

        • MissPell

          Dan better hide Zeus.

          • Whitney BeatMe

            Zeus will tell the Sharkey troll to wait for his bigger brother to come along… Dan. He is much bigger than I.

          • MissPell

            Not much bigger. lol

          • Whitney BeatMe

            Yeah his twig legs make him lighter.

  • God, he is so dense! Your name is MS. Conduct, and he calls you a guy. He cannot afford to lose any of the remaining 3 brain cells he has.

  • Penza

    When Sharty says he “needs a good cleaning”, is he soliciting for someone to come over and give him an enema?

    • Great, now my boner’s gone, thanks a lot

    • Habib Fazil

      I’ll bring the hose, and one of these nozzles has gotta fit…

      • Penza

        Yikes, with those lovely fleur de lis decorations he sports on his manly chest, he could probably accommodate any one of them.

        • Habib Fazil

          Probably, wonder if I can find a converter to go from 2 inch to 6 inch main feed for those nozzles?

          Surf’s up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          • Penza

            Yeah, that’s oughta do it! He’ll be clean as a whistle after that.

  • Wtf is with this ‘workflow’ hashtag? What is that supposed to mean. Some people are so retarded they see some non sequitur like that, think its a thing and start posting it themselves. I don’t give a shit about seeing you in your work clothes or you at your desk or some shit like that.
    And another thing! Notice when Sharkey responds to Ms Conduct he doesn’t say he plays 5000 DOLLARS a hand, just 5000. Semantics.

    • Mixx_TheFinalCut

      #Workflow = Sharkey “fishing” for ladies.
      Now that he’s single, AGAIN, this is his way of attracting the wrong type of girl (showing that he has a job/money/etc..)
      #MogulLaDouche is on the hunt, so fronting as hard and lame as he can is his ONLY way of trying to get into ANY girls’ pants.
      You see, Sharkey has no attractive qualities that a nice, normal girl looks for in a guy, like:

      -A real job
      -Credit
      -NO domestic violence history
      -A decent non-totaled vehicle
      -NO hardcore drug use
      -A drivers license
      -Clothes that actually fit properly
      -NO baby mama drama (coming soon to a crack house near him)

  • Holy fucking leather face.

  • countryjew

    Next time you hear some “patriot” tell you how blacks and Mexicans are ruining the country for hard-working white people please refer them to our dossier of Sharkey and Tricia posts.

  • JimU113

    Just telling the truth

  • Uraprick6
  • Wow that fetus must be jacked up from all that misplaced anger. I feel sorry for Nate, but not really.

  • Vanilla ice

    Hahahaha excellent!!!!

  • LMAO!

  • Tuco Salamanca

    Isn’t that the same idiot who was sticking up for dead tooth?

  • The Beav

    Hey everyone! Been lurking on here since you started this site and I love it so much more than TD. I just want to say that I LIVE for Sharkey posts…i know its sad but he is so entertaining. Do you think when he threw Bangs out, he cut off the handles of that bomb ass Harley Davidson purse he got her at the airport? I doubt she had any red bottoms with heels to break. Maybe that is what caused the battery? Keep doing the good work here!

    • Dawn D Davenport

      Hahaha!!!!! Sharkey is a fucking Indian giving brute,!!!

  • Persephone

    I cannot get enough of that receding hairline….
    “Look out, Sharkey is on a bender”

  • MissPell

    Karo, I think you got the worst of it from CF. She just went too far. Her little
    mind must have been really desperate to get back at you. ๐Ÿ™

    • JimmyGene

      Last warning young lady – quit picking on my daughter. I’ll call the cops and you’ll be in big trouble.

      • MissPell

        F off

        • JimmyGene

          Hey there young lady. I was alerted by my daughter that there was some negative things being said about her. I’m a little older and not sure how to navigate all this message board stuff, but I will tell you that my daughter has a good heart, and my wife Linda and I don’t like to see her all torn up about getting removed from thedirty.com. I have also sent an email to Mr. Nik Ritchie to explain.

          • MissPell

            still F off.

          • JimmyGene

            You are now on the list. Along with others my daughter has told me about. Some Rogeme person, a woman named Dawn, this Samantha person from out of state and some Nasir person. All of you are going to jail for harrassing my daughter.

          • Habib Fazil

            Bummer, I missed the list…

            You REALLY sure you want to admit parentage to that bundle of neurotic joy?

          • Sir TTP

            LOL – who is this douche nugget?

      • Habib Fazil

        Any problems with me slapping you around in her place?

  • JimmyGene

    My daughter was never “pinning” for your sweetness. She’s a bit of a wreck after the 50th banning from thedirty.com, but she will survive and live to fight another day!

    Feel the BURN!

    • MissPell

      The only thing burning around here is your nasty crotch.

      • JimmyGene

        I don;t understand why anyone would harass my loving daughter. Does she have some issues? Of course we all do. but she is torn up and this harassing is not necessary.

        • Habib Fazil

          Torn up eh?

          Well tell her to downsize the dildo’s she’s using as substitute human attention.

          That and some lube m’kay?

        • Pam

          Just throwing in my opinion but if she would just stop going to these websites there would be no problem. Why doesnt she just ignore and find a new website to read on the toilet?

        • Christine Elizabeth

          You should think about it…

  • JimmyGene

    Wow. When my daughter comes over this weekend I will sit down with her and my wife Linda. My daughter has a lot of ways to find out who all of you evil people are. And I will call the police for your constant harrassing.

    • MissPell

      LMAO

    • MissPell

      her and my wife/cousin Linda. There…fixed it for ya.

      • JimmyGene

        Linda Barnes is not my cousin ms pell – she is my loving wife. i was told about these horrible alligations. i will sue you and this website.

        • Habib Fazil

          Suggest you find a lawyer to handle your case on a “contingency” basis

        • Christine Elizabeth

          I swear I thought I just read “horrible alligators”

    • Fear not, the internet police are on their way!

      • JimmyGene

        I dont know who you are, but I see a crew thing next to your name. can you please help as these people are harassing my daughter.

        • Sure.

          • MissPell

            Too funny.

          • Sir TTP

            Will be using this.

      • The_Truth_Hurts2012

        lol.. what makes the internet great?
        it’s the memes hahahaha

  • JimmyGene

    What is your name? Is this the canada person that has also been harassing my innocent daughter? We have reached out to Mr. Ritchie and will strait out my daughters reputation.

  • MissPell

    LMAO

  • MissPell

    I am still laughing at ZWN.cuzinfuckerjailbondfund.cunt

  • JimmyGene

    My daughter showed me those videos of you Ms. Pell. I am reporting that to my local authorities and you will be in trouble. Believe me.

    • MissPell

      I think you’re a little mixed up there fella.

      • JimmyGene

        I have pictures from someone my daughter sent to me from some woman that harrassed her from Canada. We will be contacting the authorities.

        • Christine Elizabeth

          Awesome. Can you contact this cop in particular? That’d be great, thanks!

      • The_Truth_Hurts2012

        Why is JimmyGene harassing us on this internet board?
        The amount of sleep I’m losing because of his micro aggression and lack of safe space is causing me irreparable harm.

        • MissPell

          There, there, TTH. I’m pretty sure it’s just a joker.

    • Christine Elizabeth

      Lol

  • JimmyGene

    My daughter will be coming here in a half and hour when her shift ends and we will take care of this. You are all going to jail.

    • MissPell

      @karo…I get top bunk.

    • Habib Fazil

      Excellent. Now perhaps you can fill in a few missing blanks.

      1. Is Alyssa’s incest limited to her cousin or doe does she indulge with other family members

      2. Is Alyssa a good lay or a bad lay?

      • MissPell

        Do you really wanna know the answer to #2? eww

        • Habib Fazil

          it was either that or “does she swallow” or “go for cream pies”

          Took the less icky one I did

      • Sir TTP

        LOLOL

  • JimmyGene

    My daughter is a proud delegate for Mr Bernie Sanders. She is helping to change this country and I support her 100% miss.

    • Habib Fazil

      But of course she is, FREE stuff for the win!

  • MissPell

    Well good thing your at the hospital they have diapers for adults there. Are you Ok?

  • MissPell

    Ok.

  • countryjew

    Good comment on the bottom:

  • The_Truth_Hurts2012

    Love all around……
    show pictures.. spread that love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • The_Truth_Hurts2012

    I’m sure she slips with the tampon.. Not so much these last few months…..

  • The_Truth_Hurts2012

    I thought you were suppose to swallow?

    • MissPell

      she’s recycling.

    • Happens on special occasions.

      • Habib Fazil

        Hope to hell you at least gargle first…

  • @MissTriciaEvans

    I seriously enjoyed these pics and post. Haven’t laughed that hard in awhile.

  • Habib Fazil

    No Shit, she’ll be on her knees so fast if she ever meets him face to…. well you get the idea

    • Now her sick obsession involves rape fantasies *puke*

  • Habib Fazil

    Sympathy Pains?

  • Scorpio

    So, does everyone realize this is a put-on, and you all are just playing along? Or have I gone mad…der?

    • MissPell

      It took me a second but I figured it out.

    • Dawn D Davenport

      Right? Cousin fuckers real mom gouged out her vagina in despair.

  • @MissTriciaEvans

    Yes I can.

  • Dawn D Davenport

    Lol!

  • CT

    I thought they were just celebrating she was a “Sharkey”. Posting social security card with her new name. Are they really divorced?

  • Blunt-Master_puff_puff_

    Very entertaining post Tripled & QofT, I laughed at almost every comment, you people are frikkin HILARIOUS!!!

  • Scorpio

    Hey, whatever creams your twinkie is fine by me. Have a blast!

  • sangel1215

    I wanna feel bad,but no just can’t.Its the delusions of success,the flowbee haircut,I find people with no upper lip odd,or my lack of a soul I just can’t.Its like he sooo badly wants to be too cool for the room,but the room is empty.I still wanna know what he did to harm an animal

  • nancy drew

    Lol he just posted this