Monday Moron – Crickets vs Curls

ZW Monday Moron

Khloe Terae & Zaida Pugh

What better way to start a Monday, than with a ZW Monday Moron Poll?

The “Crickets” part of our title relates to this dumbass who let a box of crickets out on the subway, causing commuters to collectively lose their fucking minds.

The thing is, the video was a setup designed in an attempt to go viral. Zaida Pugh posed as a homeless person selling bugs and had her “actor” friends cause this scene to “show what homeless people go through”.

Pff. Not. Fucking. Buying. It.

This raising awareness thing is bullshit. Bitch wanted her 15 minutes of fame. It’s not the first time she’s tried triggering people’s emotions to gain notoriety, either.

“I have been doing these pranks for four years now” she said in an interview.

Last year she was the original poster of a viral video that appeared to show a woman stabbing her baby to death. The clickbaity title said the woman killed the baby and posted the video online for the father to see.

She even went further and posted more videos about it saying they had info on the woman….again she says this terrible acting is for awareness.

Awareness of what exactly? Well, I’m not sure even Zaida knows that.

Here’s her facebook link to the second part of the lie:

https://m.facebook.com/MsMuffinBabey/videos/1079653955400126/

(Funny footnote: Someone pulled the e-brakes on the subway and they were stuck in that carriage for hours. She ended up pissing herself because she couldn’t hold it any longer. LOL)

I’m sure it will be tough competition against the aforementioned Moron, but Khloe Terae definitely gets a look in this week for two reasons.

1 – she showed her face at the Playboy Mansion #MSND16 Party. I’ve quickly scanned the attendees and if Ms Terae wants herself to be taken seriously as a model (fitness wear is BIG these days and Khloe has been literally working her ass off for fitness gigs), then she needs to quit it with the harlot image. Playboy is nothing to be proud of in this era.

2 – This was what tipped her nomination over the edge for me. Check the fucking Dolly Parton hair! Not only does this insta-ho have no idea how to apply highlighter, she seems to have forgotten that pretty much nobody can pull this look off. 

Alrighty, let’s do this! Voting time –

 

 

  • Pam

    Khloe always poses weird. What goes through her mind “I think I will try to pick a lemon with my back to the tree”? She needs to watch zoolander for some model inspiration

    • Whitney BeatMe

      She couldn’t pull blue steel on the best day of her life! Which has also long passed for her derpy ass.

    • Scorpio

      Maybe she’s not an “ambi-turner.”

      • Why did I have to google that?! Just say, ‘She can’t turn both ways.’

        • Scorpio

          It’s a reference to the movie “Zoolander”, silly; in accordance with Pam’s comment. Wait, don’t tell me you’ve never seen it!

    • T Tee

      I swear posing weird is her fucking forte. I cringe at some of the pictures, she just looks so awkward lol

      • She’s got a bad case of TB- titty balls

      • Spartacus

        The green dress middle picture actually made me laugh out loud…. well, more of a snort really. She’s posing with a mockney accent…. “morning guv!”

  • Persephone

    That prank was not only moronic, but it ridiculed mentally ill people. She wins the lame ass moron award because she did the exact opposite of her alleged goal of “bringing awareness.” It was cruel and perverse . No one will ever take her seriously, just like Khloe. She’s just sitting there catching flies…. derrr

    • JimU113

      Not to mention that it had the potential to have caused injury.

      • Dead Man’s Dog

        Exactly. Someone could have really f**cked her up or they could e stampeded to get away from her.

        But….she got what she wanted, I wasted 2 minutes of my life watching her crap.

        • Persephone

          2!! You’re smart. I wasted 17 minutes!

        • JimU113

          You actually watched it? My allergic reaction to stupid kept me away from it.

          • nancy young

            As soon as I saw “for awareness” I was out.

          • JimU113

            First rule: If it walks like a moron and it talks like a moron, leave it where it lies.

      • Persephone

        I know, she was swinging her arms around acting like a complete fool, running around. She could be the equivalent to the inst-hos trying to land an acting job, crossing her fingers an agent happens to stumble on her page.

        • JimU113

          Or she’s trying to draw the largest karma nuke ever, and doesn’t care who’s in the fallout radius.

      • Habib Fazil

        yup, image the light show when the crowd on the car tossed her ass onto the third rail…

        • JimU113

    • Stelio Kontos

      Pranking to raise awareness…? Who thinks of…..how is this supposed….why would she do it like….
      When describing stupid people it is often hard to understand or justify their actions.
      I mean….you ever see something so dumb you feel like it lowered your intelligence? Zaida dropped my IQ a little….

      • Habib Fazil

        Right up there with Detroit’s own Molester of Cousins posting over 16k of tweets to achieve something or other…

  • not2slobro

    doing pranks for years, and one can only hope, your day is coming to be on receiving end of same….

  • Stelio Kontos

    Bamdwidth is not oxygen. Not everyone needs it.
    What if there were a fine tuned psych eval that came along with any type of network login connection. A simple psych eval to weed out jackasses, thirst ridden ho’s, beta whore mongers etc. What if they were all limited to 56k (old dial up modem speed)? People like Zaida would be forced to REALLY think about what they were going to post for the day.

    • Persephone

      That’s a great idea

  • Dead Man’s Dog

    1 million upvotes!!!

  • OldWineBox

    You really gave a me a tough decision this time ZW loves. I had to vote for the Ebay straight from China wig for $ 11.99 FREE SHIPPING though. JUST SO AWFUL. Here’s a suggestion for her next adventure in follicular frivolity.

    • Scorpio

      At least it’s nice and long.

      • Penza

        That’s what SHE said.

        • Scorpio

          Boom!

  • OldWineBox

    A penne for your thoughts Sammi Jo. Teehee.

  • OldWineBox

    NOBODY messes with the Bubba bitches!

  • Whitney BeatMe

    How appropriate. Act like a fool, get piss in your pants.

  • Dale Doback

    You got the crickets part right…

    http://i.imgur.com/2rLLI73.jpg

  • OldWineBox

    “A one in a million shot Doc , ONE IN MILLION!” 🙂

  • Scorpio

    Some extremely obnoxious black people got aggressive and violent and ruined everyone else’s day on a New York subway; so pretty much just your standard Tuesday. Kloe, the 80s called, they want their hairdo back. What’s next, leg warmers and a sideways ponytail?

  • Scorpio

    I like that when they showed his bedroom in a later episode, he had several pieces of pasta art.

  • Scorpio

    Welcome!

  • Persephone

    Something will happen.

  • Persephone

    I’ll have to check that out. I haven’t heard/seen that

  • Persephone

    Lol!
    Yeah and thank God she doesn’t have TB and other infectious. Pissing all over, spitting… disgusting

  • 420goose

    This bitch just changed me to not wanna go on subways.

  • That, is the face of “duh”

  • Seriously

    Voted left cause I think the cricket thing is fucking hilarious

  • Scorpio

    Yup, that’s right. .,,,)

  • Scorpio

    It’s all good in the hood. Sleep is overrated. ZW is more fun without it, am I right?

    • I kind of like sleep. So, I can’t say you’re right. ZW is fun regardless.

  • DirtyWhiteGirl

    Ricky and bubbles going at it lol