Nicolette & Gizel – What the FUCK are they doing?

ZW Submission:

[Maia]

Nicolette Shea & Gizel Gizel aka The Downtown Double-Enders

Maia sent us in these images of Torpedo Tits Shea and Jizz-el on a surgery shopping spree along with some questions she needs answered.  Ok, ZW – Help us. What the fuck is going on here?

 What the hell procedures did these two hoes undergo?

What requires a full body and facial compression garment that Torpedo Tits Shea is wearing?

 

What are those stitches alongside Gizel’s thighs?

 

Where are those stitches she’s getting removed and why?

What are those lines on the side of Gizel’s stomach?

Why would they go to Columbia, a 3rd world country, for low-cost plastic surgery?

I’m so confused!!!!

Me too, Maia! What possible surgical procedure is left for these girls to undergo? A full body compression suit and a cheap Columbian surgeon? This is bizarre!~QoT~

  • OldWineBox

    Rib removals with lipo and breast redo’s.

    • Maia

      What in the actual fuck is wrong with these hoes? I don’t get it, I just don’t. Nicolette is 31. Her expiration date was about 5 years ago. These two couldn’t scream low self-esteem any louder if they tried.

      • Scorpio

        They had better not scream low self-esteem. That might pop some stitches.

        • Maia

          Lol!!! Thanks for the insight, too. I think they’re crazy. No need for the shit. They’re hoes, not 5 million dollars a movie actresses.

      • Sammi Jo

        As much as these fools slice n’ dice themselves, it’s a wonder one of them hasn’t gotten sick or worse! They treat dangerous evasive surgery like it’s a trip to the salon SMH

        • We’re bound to see one of these insta-hoes on Botched soon!

          • Maia

            Gizel already had her penis removed, for God’s sake!

  • Miranda Rights

    I’ve known a couple people who’ve gotten the cool laser liposuction done and had to wear compression suits just like that. For weeks too!

    It seemed gnarly

  • Scorpio

    It could be body sculpting. Pretty much just liposuction to various small areas of the body. It possibly included some of the removed fat being processed and then injected into various other small areas of the body. When that is done, it is called fat transfer. The butt is a common area for fat to be transferred into, as well as the lips and other areas of the face. Often, many areas of the body are included in such a procedure. Areas of skin have to be under compression garments after liposuction, because the skin becomes lifted and bruised from the procedure. Since they probably had fat removed from their inner and outer thighs, flanks, and bellies, they would need the type of body suits you see. They likely included the area under the chin in their liposuction, and possibly other areas of the face for injection, so that is likely the reason for the head dress.

    • Ms Conduct

      Scorpio knows. Glad to see you.

      • Scorpio

        Why thank you.

    • Maia
      • Very good question . baffling.

      • Sweater Puppies

        Cupping! lol

      • Digitus impudicus

        A blind john who had a four-hour Viagra hard-on and just wildly kept stabbing.

        • Sir TTP

          Lol

      • Scorpio

        There are many possible causes for bruises. I would venture a guess that these ones came from love-making. They look like love bites/hickeys to me. Or maybe they are paintball marks. For all I know, someone could have put a golf ball into a sock and beaten her with it. But, the cause does not have to be pressure. This effect can also be caused by a localized application of anticoagulant, as would occur from a leech bite.

    • no lipo scar looks like that.

      • They are having ribs removed

        • But why? To have smaller waists bigger asses? But they’ll have immediate permanent PMS bloat and eventual FUPAs…look how loose the collagen is on her legs.. In person it probably says “Sunkist” and is stamped with that sickly USDA ink like on beef fat. Lol virceroptosis still exists, though American medicine denies such a thing can happen…because they can’t sell you a drug, can’t accurately assign placement due to um, your being alive..and therefore would be at risk of litigation if they admitted your organs reposition after hysterectomy, childbirth, use of waist trainers, removal of other organs or ribs, hormonal fluctuations, etc. Yoga admits it. These two future potbellied pigs will definitely admit it. I seriously cannot wait till everyone’s ass and face collapses in ,10 years or so. It keeps me going just knowing I’ll get to see it and lmao

      • Scorpio

        Are you sure it is a scar? Could it not be indentations in the skin cause by pressure from a support garment? It can be hard to tell without a live examination.

  • They def gave up a kidney each as seen on the last pic. There is no possible vanity procedure that leaves you looking like the fucking Black Dahlia after a hasty throwback. Huge fucking squares off the flanks? Whatttt? Squares? What are they doing the lipo with, a payloader? And not for nothing but the extensive butt to toe cankles this bitch has to use as actual legs are unsavable

  • JimU113

    Odds are, Scars has the Mexican plastic surgeon cartel in her back pocket. Ergo, they have to go further for the same shoddy work.

    • o3mta3o

      The prosperity index ranking for health has a huge gap between Colombia and Mexico. They would have been so much better off in Mexico. I think they would be better off in Romania getting chopped up by Gypsies actually.

      • JimU113

        I think everyone would have been better off if they took a long walk off a short pier. During shark week.

        • Whitney BeatMe

          Covered in pigs blood.

          • JimU113

            Better yet: Chum.

  • Kay More

    This is so nasty that they post post op pics. They have no value:/

    • Sweater Puppies

      Right? I was thinking the same thing! It’s one thing to take pictures of the recovery for yourself, but to blast it out to the public… WTF? Who does that?

      • Kay More

        People who have no dignity!

  • Whitney BeatMe

    They were getting their tails removed??

  • Spartacus

    Rib removal seems plausible, invasive surgery is a great subject for snapchats and Instas. Is there a specific font I can use to convey sarcasm?

  • o3mta3o

    I imagine they reek of infection.
    They probably got chewable aspirin instead of antibiotics there, and coke for the pain.

    • Sir TTP

      Which begs the question, how much marching powder does Nicolette have to smuggle back in her left tit to pay for all this surgical lunacy?

  • not2slobro

    the moral to this story basically is put lipstick on a pig fine and good but, its still just a pig

  • Maia

    But true!

  • Maia

    Lol!!! A turban!

    • King Ghidorah

      His TRUE form.

  • Maia

    Just think of the shoes!

  • Maia

    Ugh!!!! I don’t want to know!

  • Digitus impudicus

    Because, whores.

    • OldWineBox

      Sometimes, the simplest answer is the RIGHT ONE. 🙂

    • countryjew

      This belongs on the official ZW merch.

      • Digitus impudicus

        LOL! Thank you, CJ!

  • Digitus impudicus

    I cannot imagine the poor innocent individual receiving a kidney from any of these filthy whores, the poor kidney has had to process tons of cups of old-man jizz!

    • King Ghidorah

      They’d have to be on their death bed for sure.

  • Sir TTP

    I can think of one person that should have tagged along on this magical trip through third-world surgical hell. Including a mind-bending example of visual irony as reference.
    ..

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ba434e64ab1fd19b8dc5827e2a95c395d1532ae014c397720341eb835fd139ec.jpg

    • Maia

      That pic vs reality. How can anyone believe she’s as small, if you will, as she pretends she is? Look at the width of these arms and the look of horror in the elephant’s eyes. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2219cd863cdfa248cb040a9ad2fcf878ac74c06dae45debec338011fb032da2c.png

      • Sir TTP

        If you take some basic one dimensional measurements from this picture, estimate the wrist diameter and extrapolate that data into three dimensions, those ham hocks she calls upper thighs are easily 60 inches in circumference.

        Or put another way, a standard NBA basketball blown up to roughly twice its size.

      • The_Truth_Hurts2012

        Elephant is screaming.. fat girl is dragging me down……..I mean.. the Brave girl.. is dragging me down

        • Spartacus

          It’s her Struggle Elephant
          Now there’s a phrase I never thought would exist.

        • This is distressing to the ekephants- I don’t care if he’s untethered and free she’s riding on his back and up in his grille and he don’t know this fat hoe! He’s like who dis? Fuck Ashley Alexis promoting animal tourism. Leave the elephant’s alone bitch! https://s3.amazonaws.com/assets.rbl.ms/248257/640×364.jpg

          • The_Truth_Hurts2012

            LOL, that elephant is getting it’s grove on

          • He like “fuck youuuuu Ashley Alexis…this is what I think of your shitty ass bathing suit line, bitch!”

    • The_Truth_Hurts2012

      I thought she was talking about her vagina “just got to bathe.. 30 years old”

    • Scorpio

      Anything to appear thinner.

    • Spartacus

      So…… many….. jokes……

    • Spartacus

      Also…. the thigh/bottom thickness yikes!

      • She’s letting it hang out BC she has a man who wants to eat that fat ass. Shell be right back to pshopping when he dumps her annoying ass

    • Spartacus

      Raymond Lediard – “Damn i wish i was that elephant” …. Same here, you could drop her into the water and then hold her under with you trunk, watching the bubbles slowly rise from her mouth as she exhales her last panic stricken breath and her eyes lose focus and stare blankly out from a lifeless corpse……. what? too dark?

  • Sir TTP

    The IG comment is from the elephant, right? I didn’t know Ashley was 30. LOL.

  • The cannula used for the lipo and fat transfer doesn’t leave scars like these long cuts over the retroperitoneal area tho

  • They’re taking a kidney is what they’re doing. It seriously looks that way. I wanted to donate a kidney to a family member and went almost all the way to removal until I was disqualified from donating due to having only one fully functioning kidney myself.

    • Scorpio

      That’s an interesting theory. It is a possibility. But why would they both do that? Do you think they are selling them? Do you think one donated to the other? The odds of them being a match are remote. Why the compression garments?

      • I think they traded bjs and a kidney for fat transfer procedures – maybe a tummy tuck as well, both leading to compression garments. They’ve traded blowjobs for way less

  • I don’t know why there are no JP drains and othr shit I would expect after a nephrevtomy tho very bizarre

  • €r2

    Even their souls are gonna be plastic as their bodies.

  • King Ghidorah

    Might have at a game or something, but they’re nothing special out here, in REAL life. There’s one on every corner.

    • €r2

      They are still expecting to be famous huh?

  • €r2

    Hhaha yes good catch. Thanks

  • Maia

    Lol!!!!

  • €r2

    Yes you guess right. But someone should let know them that not every dream comes true lol

    • King Ghidorah

      It’d be like talking to a wall, man.

  • I worked for a plastic surgeon for about ten years…the post op garments and stitch sites make it pretty obvious. She got lipo under her chin/neck area (submental), abdomen, hips, back, inner and outer thighs, upper arms, and fat injections to the buttocks. Going abroad for surgery is beyond risky because traveling back can give you deep vein thrombosis and you can die suddenly from that…even if all goes well in the actual surgery. Also, if you have any complications once you come home, good luck finding a reputable plastic surgeon that will even make you an appointment. Your only avenue will be going to the emergency room and having a staff surgeon see you. Surgery vacations are just dumb. These two bimbos are idiots!

    • Maia

      Thanks! I just don’t understand this never being satisfied with my body phenomenon.

      • Spartacus

        Same here, I am the archetypal middle aged white Englishman. I have some tough old muscles hidden by some general age related sagginess, I don’t tan and I’ll never be on an A&F promotional campaign. But I’m rather happy in my own skin thank you very much.

  • Maia

    You got that right. They should have an exit plan rather than foolishly thinking some wealthy trout is going to wife them up. Who would want these hoes as wife material?

    • Does gizel still have a dick?

      • Maia

        Not sure. She bragged on snapchat that she received an email from the show “Botched”. Don’t know what they wanted. I think she takes a shitload of hormones.

        • Who the FUCK is proud to be on Botched? Omg so funnyyyyyyy. I suppose he/she would stir up the real fetishy john action by being on it, though. We forget that these wierdos don’t want to just be comfortable in their own skin or to feel good about themselves, they need customers. Remember that post I wrote s long time ago about that chick who wanted to be a bimbo and all these fucking wierdos encouraged her and egged her on on Twitter? I used to check her twit out and after her last operation she stopped tweeting. Bitch done fucked herself up. I got into it with the crazy fucks who encouraged her s couple times. And, of course, being me, I sent a few “wheres your giant boobs you dumb skunt” tweets…nothing. She dead. Her argument to me was “I have 300 Twitter followers and you have five” lolol I wanted to kill myself BC she had more Twitter followers. I thought about bimbofication …that would probably get me some more .,.I held a bottle of barbiturates in my trembling hand crying “I don’t wanna LIVE” I stood on the ledge of a tall building for hours thinking how cruel Twitter is lol

  • The Judge

    I remember that show, wasn’t it called Big, Fat & Delusional?

    • King Ghidorah

      Something. It was horrible. Nothing but spoiled brats!

    • Lol! Or My Big Fat Ego Trip

  • Sir TTP

    That pic of Shea stumbling around in full gimp getup is for the win. BTW – I found her evening outfit…

    ..

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/76a049981618de01dcd71386111dd5e6437d36b3510146faceef45f9d432c637.jpg

  • Scorpio

    I would put money on your prediction.

  • Scorpio

    Diet and exercise is hard. It is easier to pretend one can achieve the same result passively.

  • Maia

    Gizel getting her ass implants massaged. This ass is hideous and looks terrible. Wtf is he/she thinking?
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2dfbf4dfa8f43bed0f6f62d5c844828804a0c8d56c2071b3e819860b3644ea9b.png

    • Spartacus

      I threw up just a little bit in the back of my mouth

    • Uh… What is that heart covering up? If we’re seeing her ass below (which really shouldn’t have creases at the top by the way) then is the heart to cover up her tits or… Shouldn’t her t and a be on opposite sides of her body? I don’t get it

      • Maia

        She’s covering the stitches and bruises!

  • Scorpio

    I’m just a caveman.

  • Scorpio

    I like your way of putting it better. Noice.

  • It looks so painful! Imagining the recovery makes me want to vomit

  • I love those shows! But “I survived” about monkeys attacking some dudes? Nightmares …shudder.

  • Wait…there’s a baboon one too? Faack. The one I have nightmares about was about these guys driving somewhere and they either got stuck or deliberately drove into a gang of thuggish chimpanzees (aka ‘monkeys’ BC I am terrified of all primates except the widdle baby ones behind glass at a damn zoo) and those motherfuckers tore one of the guys apart…literally. The camera work and foreshadowing and how they made thst episode was so good that I tell you the fear itself etched into my brain…it’s funny I can’t even tell u details but I can never forget that episode deep inside my primal primate fear center. If the babboon one is about those fucking asshole monkeys in India? That swarm people? Oh hell no I cannot watch!!! https://www.animalanswers.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/seWP1.gif

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