Shark Post Friday

Shark Post Friday

07/01/2016

Happy Friday, ZW Nation. Before we get to my favorite part of Sharkey Week I want to thank everybody for participating. I’ve been given a lot of credit this week in the comments and although I’m flattered I don’t deserve it. First, Queen of Tarts keeps ZWNation.com up and running. If anybody in the ZW Crew deserves the credit it should go to her. Secondly, and just as equally important is the fact that without the ZW Nation – that’s you guys – we wouldn’t have any material to work with. I won’t name names because that’d take up the entirety of this post. But if I’m upvoting you, featuring your comments or giving you the occasional shout out then I mean you.

Working on this website has been a learning experience. Most of the time it’s like throwing mud at a wall and seeing what sticks. Does James T. Sharkey bring in a massive amount of views? Not really. But the commenters, the people that make this website run, can’t seem to get enough of the guy. This week was for you.

So, without further ado ZWNation.com proudly presents to you:

sharkpostfriday

Go nuts, you degenerates!

Sharkey Week Recap:

PNAK Intel: Sharkey Pimped His Ride

The Trials And Tribulations of James T. Sharkey

Sharkey’s Game Is Tight

FMK – Sharkey Edition

Top Comments of the Week:

Meltdown of the Week:

Nik Richie’s attempt to grab headlines by posting numerous Donald Trump ‘stories’ from 8 years ago. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

Instead of posting one of my favorite Friday Night songs to usher in the weekend I figured we’d switch it up this week.

ZW Fans Prank James T. Sharkey

You didn’t think we were done, did you?

Have a great weekend!

 

 

 

 

  • Donnie Darko

    . .

    • Sharkey is the little spoon.

      • Gadda Bait

        Thanks for this Ro. It was beyond funny. And thanks for listening to the people here everyone sees the effort you put in and that makes everyone want to do right by you and everyone who makes this possible.

    • Maia

      Lololololol! Kurtlynn!

    • Persephone

      No way….

    • Persephone

      I just don’t get this? Why the hell would he post this. (dumb question, I know)

      • Mixx_TheFinalCut

        He’s single, desperate and wants to show the softer side of #Moguladouche

        • Persephone

          This is true. (The softer side ha!)

        • Is that like the softer side of Sears? He gets his suits there so you may be onto something.
          PS since I’m Canadian I see your happy 4th of July and raise you 1 happy Canada day. And I’ll throw in an apology as well. Sooorry. Sohrry. Damn its hard to type in a Canadian accent.

          • Habib Fazil

            Excellent idea, as I too am from north of the 49th!

            Oh yes, Sears sells suits, of 100% polyester or other form of plastic…

            Lord Thunderin’ Jesus, I remember the 70’s and the polyester leisure suits…

            Looks like a Sears Merchandising Attempt

            Sorry

          • Be careful with those lapels, you’ll take somebody’s eye out!

          • Habib Fazil

            I could probably stop a moose with that phone…

      • Habib Fazil

        Perhaps he just wants to be held?

    • rainmn066

      Hahaha

    • Снайпер

      Sharkey posts Kurtlyn? This is the zw version of an event horizon.

    • Habib Fazil

      But, but, but it appears to be a woman he is pictured with…

      Just colour me confused

      • Persephone

        Lol!

  • Sir TTP

    Those prank phone calls are insta-classics. Gupster has an “unregistered gun?” Why would dumbass say that out load to someone he doesn’t know.

    PS – “yo man you hung like a motherfuckin’ chipmunk” is just all-time funny AF.

    PSS – “you have a citation for being too stupid to drive” is top ten as well.

    I want to party with that Tyrone dude. Poor Sharks.

    • miss piglet

      Tyrone gots a bitch wet!

      • Persephone

        lolol
        Needed a chick from a porn voice over:
        “I got yo bitch recorded muthafucka…listen to this– *cue yeah daddy, big cock,blah blah”

    • GreatSpunk

      https://youtu.be/OQ9W7yh_4DA

      Sharkey’s baby mama, got fuxxed by Tyrone LONG DICK STYLE!

    • Gadda Bait

      Snarky is not even supposed to have a gun. He has a felony don’t he? That’s one reason he can’t have one and they passed a new law if you have a domestic violence charge you can’t own one now. You can’t just grab a gun and go to someone’s house and shoot them that’s plain murder is he really that dumb?. You have to wait for them to come to you then shoot em. ( well that’s the way it is here ). Just put up posted signs and if they just put a toe on your property you can shoot. Stand your ground state I fucking love it.

  • Dr.Christian Troy

    Sharkey actually came off much more manly than I ever would’ve thought. I thought he only fought defenseless women and Loubs. The funniest part is it seemed like he actually knew who Tyrone who fucked his wife.

    • Sir TTP

      Nah – the pussy kept hanging up.

      • Persephone

        His comebacks were horrible. He had nothing, it was beautiful *tear

    • Mixx_TheFinalCut

      he actually sounded a bit scared in the 1st one.

  • Persephone

    I pissed my couch thank you very much. “I’ll be at the Chipotle…” Holy shit that cracked me up
    He actually sounded excited at the end of that last call:
    “Wha..whaat? Prank.com?
    Ohhh shit dawg! I be famous!”

    • Sir TTP

      “I sat her on my motherfuckin’ knee, bounced her up and down and put that glass pipe to her lips.” LOLOL. Who comes up with this shit? Hahahaha.

      • That dude Tyrone.

        • Sir TTP

          Like I said, I wanna party with that dude. Trump should vet him as a possible VP pick.

          • I bet Tyrone pays his parking tickets.

          • Sir TTP

            And registers his firearms.

          • Habib Fazil

            Well to be honest, he could do much much worse…

      • Persephone

        Only a genius

      • DirtyWhiteGirl

        That probably exactly what Tyrone did to her too. Gawwwwwd I wish Andrea had social media so bad, I’m dying to see the kid.

    • miss piglet

      Chiptole……Why???
      That was part that made me laugh loud!! Now every time I pass a Chiptole, I will think of E. coli and Sharkey getting his ass straight fucked by Tyrone!

      • Persephone

        That’s the beauty, totally random

    • My parents phone number is really easy to remember and for weeks we would get fucking prank owl calls that my parents totally believed. Sometimes they were recordings as in the post, other times it was a live person telling my parents that me and my boyfriend were up to no good. Since im a bad seed and my parents hate my boyfriend they totally bought it and kept confronting me asking what we were doing. Fortunately I’m always ready with a lie about how I’m not doing anything. But god damnit I’m too old for this shit. People would use our number as the spoof and prank other people too and we would get real angry calls from like the children of elderly parents yelling at me for harassing their parents at 3 am. I guess eventually they got bored of us cause it stopped.

  • Maia

    HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! I’m dead!!!! Thanks, everyone!

    • Persephone

      I know huh. I could not hold my shit together making a prank call like that.
      “You been prankin me all morning”
      He must enjoy it. He answers. Dipshit.

      • Maia

        No kidding! And he reverse checks the number like it’s a real number! What a tool!

        • Persephone

          The caller reminded me of the guy on office space: “….uh yeah, I’m going to need you to come in and work tomorrow…”

  • Dr.Christian Troy

    Which one of you told Sharkey who Albert Einstein was?

    • OldWineBox

      I apologize. I’ve been on pain meds I wasn’t in my right mind. Teehee.

      • Habib Fazil

        Well then, share with the class, hope you brought enough…

        • Gadda Bait

          Lol if she didn’t I did.

  • FM Attack

    Basically… ZW Nation is the shit.

  • Dr.Christian Troy

    Am I the only one who pictures Mr.Haze sounding just like Tyrone? Also, I’m heartbroken that Shark Week didn’t include Part 3 of Princes expose. Still, great fun this week guys, thanks!

    • I’m not good with surprises but I do enjoy a good encore. On Friday nights. Around 8PM Eastern… just saying.

      • Sir TTP

        I hope to God it isn’t some ridiculous “study” about how America has the biggest breasted women…oh wait. That gem competes with those stupid outdated Trump posts as the official signal of when the lights were officially turned off for good on Hooman’s site.

      • Dr.Christian Troy

        I hope you aren’t teasing me

  • Persephone

    btw… whoever found the pic of that shark-nice work. That’s probably the coolest shark pic I have ever seen

    • Habib Fazil

      agreed, looks like he’s smiling…

      • Persephone

        Cheshire Cat style

  • TheSuburbanErrorist

    The second prank call is the best thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Mixx_TheFinalCut

    Whoever this ‘Big Ninja’ Tyrone is, he doesn’t know who he’s messing with!

    • Persephone

      Since he has admitted “leg day SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!!” (Pussy)
      He no longer has the right to say he can “kick the shit out of …” Yes that may sound lame, however, I make a valid point since he broadcasts this shit to everyone, anyone would be willing to throw something cheesy like that back at him.

    • Sammi Jo
      • Persephone

        YES! Ahh Sammi… you know the way to my heart.
        btw, do you live in Canada?

        • Sammi Jo

          No, the US. ☺ I’d love to visit Canada sometime

          • Persephone

            So are we the Americans in love with TPB’s? Lmao

    • Dead Man’s Dog

      Boobies!!

      • Habib Fazil

        Yeah, motorboating…

    • The Beav

      I kind of fear his solid B cups and his sharp nipples. #nipsonfleek #moobsonfleek #gainzitallinmymoobs

    • Spartacus

      His nipples could suckle Dan B’s goats.

  • MissPell

    “citation for being too stupid to drive”. LMAO

    • Mixx_TheFinalCut

      #Truth

  • MissPell

    OMG the second audio clip is just killing me LMAO.

  • not2slobro

    I can visualize this…Sharkey and his buds sittin’ around…..

    • Habib Fazil

      Hasn’t happened before, will never happen in the future…

      Pass me a cold one eh?

  • Mixx_TheFinalCut

    It’s beer-thirty @ Mixx’s pad, I got shit to blow up, neighbors to piss off and 5-0 to avoid..
    So, to all my fellow Z-Dub Nation Degenerates, have a Safe and Shit-faced 4th of July Weekend!!!

    ****Please, no one get arrested and end up on here like #Moguladouche!

  • Maia

    Yippee!

  • If you want to prank call Sharkey shouldn’t you be telling him you’re from a collection agency then wait for him to start stuttering?

    • The_Truth_Hurts2012

      Bail bondsman and we have your location since you answered. Please stay where you are, we have some questions for you.

      • Habib Fazil

        And if it was Dawg The bounty hunter he would probably soil his undies…

        • Persephone

          Too funny- I haven’t heard about that guy in awhile

          • Habib Fazil

            Hell his wife calling would cause a coronary…

          • Persephone

            No doubt right ? Gosh he’s so red!

  • I like the “fuck it bucket” pic. That’s what we call it at work (I’m a painter with IATSE) when we want to leave for the day and we stick all our brushes in a bucket of water instead if washing them. Thug life!

  • The Beav

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! Reverse checking his number!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG! I can’t breathe. Its going down at the Chipotle! His comebacks are so weak….He is borderline retarded. “Wait….WHUT?”

  • Sir TTP

    He was hoping it was you and your bangs calling….

  • Darlene Conner

    I dunno man…I’ma just be honest here…the prank calls need practice. I think Sharkey is hilarious but you need better characters. My husband makes me listen to his old Jerkey Boys cds and having a voice/character that is funny but believable enough to not immediately get called out is the hardest part. No hate, still made me laugh!

    • countryjew

      We’re all Monday morning quarterbacks, but yes, agreed. In first one Sharkey took control and got the caller flustered. Second one was better but should have gone waited a little longer before dropping the “too stupid to drive” citation.

      Having said that, I anxiously await future telephone efforts.

      • Darlene Conner

        Agreed. Not saying that that I could do a better job. I witnessed my husband call my previous work place (a beauty store) and tell my coworker that in a jewish old lady voice that her sister just died and the funeral is today and she wanted to look nice so she put on fake eyelashes but the girl in the store didn’t say anything about adhesive so she used super glue? “I can’t open my eyes. Is it okay that its burning?…Oh…well I’ll just drive over so you can look at it yourself…” ” I’m going to be mutilated for my sisters funeral!” LOLOL

    • Should I come out of prank phone call retirement?

      • Whitney BeatMe

        Yasssss!!!

      • Habib Fazil

        Oh hells ya!

      • Gadda Bait

        Yes now call dead tooth.

      • Darlene Conner

        If you were good enough to retire than YES!!!!

  • Снайпер

    This came across my radar. (Naked runway model is charged with public lewdness after bringing Times Square to a standstill by screaming about Donald Trump)
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3670208/Naked-runway-model-charged-bringing-Times-Square-standstill-screaming-Donald-Trump-spitting-police-jumping-16ft-ledge.html

  • Снайпер

    I think we need to investigate this guy. Krit McClean. He even has his own fashion and lifestyle blog. http://www.kritmcclean.com

  • HEARTHSTONEB3TCH

    Vegan pizza my friday 🙂

    • That looks surprisingly good. Does it taste like the box?

      • HEARTHSTONEB3TCH

        Actually it doesnt its very good ro. It blew my mind. Its called vanucchis in hallandale… you should def try it… where do u live by

        • Still gotta try Ray Allen’s place too.

          • HEARTHSTONEB3TCH

            Omg i know me too. I am not vegan by choice. I like meat but cannot eat it because i get super sick. Same with dairy. I get cold sweats from milk… 🙁

          • OldWineBox

            I do too, especially when it drips from Sharkey’s sharp nipples.

          • HEARTHSTONEB3TCH

            lmfaooooooo dead

      • GreatSpunk

        the box has more vitamins and minerals then the pie.

  • Andrea’s Bangs

    You know he did! He thrives on attention no matter how negative it is. Sad for him, great for us.

  • Donnie Darko

    • MissPell

      No wonder he can’t find a good woman…this one has three arms. haha

    • MissPell

      Is the girl in that pic related to this chick…

    • Persephone

      He’s so in love with himself.

  • Gadda Bait

    Thank you Queen

  • Gadda Bait

    Thanks Prince. This was great. You never disappoint. I’m still laughing.

  • Gadda Bait

    Me too. I have laughed more these past 2 days than I have in a long time.

  • AmericanTopTeam

    Why would you even answer your phone what a dumb ass, disconnect block etc is he really 40 years old

    • Persephone

      He acts like he’s 21, and that’s being generous.
      He looks almost 50 in the more recent pics. I can’t believe how poorly he’s aged- it’s bad.

  • Seriously

    You never let me down ✊

  • Habib Fazil

    yeah, but, you see, that’s the problem, “pay attention” is just too much, it’s over the top…

    • Persephone

      Haa! It is exhausting, I’ll give you that

      • Habib Fazil

        Yup, it’s probably a lot less work to get your degree in nuclear engineering…

  • Habib Fazil

    depends… who’s doing the holding and who’s the holdee?

  • The Bad Seed

    YASSSS! shark week rocked, I couldn’t comment as much for we moved this week & well moving a family isn’t easy! I did enjoy & the video with bangs is straight up hilarious!!!!!

    Thank you all to the ZDubb crew!