Sharkey Week – The Encore [Courtesy of PNAK]

ZW Submission: [PNAK]

Hello ZW Nation

I hope this message finds you well,

I would just like to offer a HUGE thank you and shout-out to Disqus commenter Nancy Drew, my good friend who has given us HEAPS of Sharkey intel. She catfished him with this fake profile and did a wonderful job toying with the emotions of #Moguladouche.

 

Amazing job! Absolutely brilliant!!!!

I was able to find out who Sharkey’s new girl is…..

https://www.facebook.com/tay.cassid?fref=nf Taylor Cassidy

She should definitely be alerted to #Moguladouche’s antics!

Have an excellent Independence Day everyone! Happy 4th!!!!!!

P.S. Happy Pants, you are dearly missed, please make a Disqus account!

Warmest regards,
Prince Nasir Ali Kalappa

*Dr. Christian Troy, you ask and you shall receive. And with that we conclude Sharkey Week. Whew! -Rogaine

  • No more Sharkey for awhile.

    • nancy young

      Until he and this chick start having some fucked up drama or Andrea comes back into the pic

      • MissPell

        Good job nancy.

      • Sir TTP

        Andrea is still banging Tyrone.

        • She loves getting T-Boned.

        • Dawn D Davenport

          tyrone is playing “got your nose with my dick” with that baby. BBC, yo

    • Maia

      Until the baby’s born!

      • Persephone

        what is she… a fucking elephant!? Shouldn’t this baby have been born already!? Or is the anticipation just too much

      • MissPell

        August 9th due date?

        • Maia

          I think so!

    • He went out with a bang!

  • Mzzy Rivy

    Thank you for the exciting weekly series. You guys rock!

    • MissPell

      Ditto.

  • Mzzy Rivy

    Those……shoezzzz….and that suit ain’t fittin right!

    • Maia

      Well, he’s only 5’2…

      • Persephone

        Thank you. I was going to ask.

  • Maia

    Our Prince, you are the best!
    Sharkey doesn’t have time for internet weirdos. Hello mofo, you’re the biggest internet weirdo on the entire world wide fucking web!!!

    • Sir TTP

      But he will engage random callers to his cell phone.

      • Maia

        He’s hoping it’s Mr. Haze.

        • Sir TTP

          His taste in men is baffling…
          ..

          • Maia

            Damn if that isn’t the ugliest p4p on the planet.

          • The_Truth_Hurts2012

            Still trying to figure out if that’s an STD on her lip or a porcupine stopped to fast.

          • MissPell

            Blow dart.

          • Persephone

            Hahaha!

          • But, but Mr Haze kept Guppy out of trouble for a bit.

          • Persephone

            UFFF

      • Persephone

        I would pay for his number.

      • Persephone

        I can’t believe he doesn’t change his number routinely. You give your new one to the VIPeeps and flush the rest. I know why…
        “What if…what if that hot chick I met at Tropicana 4 years ago decides to call me…”

    • Persephone

      Ahhh shit . Late to the game. Well Maia, great minds (perverse minds) think alike- I pretty much posted your same words. #annoyingtardlatetothegameeyeroll

  • OldWineBox

    Enjoyed Sharkey week. Enjoying more the next year of no Sharkey until his fin rises again.

  • Sir TTP

    Poor Sharkey got catfished.

  • GreatSpunk

    new addendum to his name: Spineless Catfish Sharkey

    • Dawn D Davenport

      Fil-GAY-O-Fish

  • Morty Tucker is still upset that he isn’t allowed on ZW. Hey Morty, get some Preparation H for that butthurt.

    *Edit*

    Don’t kid yourself, Morty, we can take criticism. I just enjoy watching you squirm like the little beta that you are. Keep begging to come back, it’s hilarious.

    • Sir TTP

      Poor Mort. I’m shocked his internet romance with Detroit Alyssa aka #karmicreaction doesn’t satisfy his insatiable desire to be loved.

      • Right? Then again, he has Gonzo’s baby batter on the brain.

        • Sir TTP

          Mort has always been a complete beta pussy, assuming that the sites he frequents should please him singularly in all submissions and all comments simply because he indulges them with his presence.

          Newsflash Mort – nobody gives two shits what you think or how you feel. Certainly not the sand midget you suck up to, nor that psycho freak Cousin Fucker that you engage, and certainly nobody here.

          Sad, lonely beta. Quit looking for acknowledgement and some purpose with your imaginary internet friends and man the fuck up. Fucking pussy.

          P.S. – Hooman turned down your application to replace the beta bot TJ that Scooby douche has been running for years. After all, who is going to suck that sand midget’s nuts in Coto when Shayne is in Vegas hopped up on pills and banging random bartenders?

          • You just don’t get his sense of humor, TTP. He’s like really smart and junk. Morty Tucker doesn’t always comment on gossip websites but when he does he wears a turtle neck and adds a dash of nutmeg to his cafe latte.

          • HEARTHSTONEB3TCH

            lmao why do u always say some funny shit

          • Darlene Conner

            I love this comment

          • Chalupa Batman

            Lets call him “Niles”. (Frasier reference)

          • countryjew

            Being a loyal Dirty fan in 2016 is like being a Warrant fan in 1996. The train has left the station — it’s over.

          • Sammi Jo

            the Cherry Pie is definitely cold…and gluten free

          • MissPell
          • Dawn D Davenport

            this is fucking hilarious. I have celiac and I am crying laughing.

          • MissPell

            I loved this guys comedy.

          • Persephone

            LMAO!

          • Dawn D Davenport

            this comment has motherfucking flames shooting out of it!!!

            PS: Morty is Gonzo- he sucks himself off

        • Persephone

          Totally unnecessary

        • Snort laugh, oh for shits sake. I can’t…

      • Persephone

        Just speculating here- if they met in person, I guarantee they’d hate each other within seconds. That’s just how they are.

      • 5150’s of a kind.

      • Gadda Bait

        I still like Morty, I missed whatever went down. I like everybody except cousin fucker I blocked her and it’s like she doesn’t exist anymore. When she post all I see is this user is blocked its a beautiful thing. I still see a few go back and fourth with her why I do not know.

        • HEARTHSTONEB3TCH

          I agree with u gadda. He has been cool with me. I have blocked CF THREE times… she just makes a new sn every couple of days

          • Gadda Bait

            Yeah I have never had an issue with Morty. I didn’t catch what went down so I can’t speak on it. Man that bitch is really crazy and not in a good way. She can make as many accounts as she wants it takes me a second to hit block It’s worth it to me.

          • HEARTHSTONEB3TCH

            Its annoying

        • Scott Toyoyota

          morty seems fine i dont like real anon he talks down to people

    • Persephone

      Ooohhh ouch…. Damn ‘tucks’ that one stung.

    • Gadda Bait

      Oh yeah Morty ask me to pass along some messages a couple of days ago. I can’t remember right now though. I think one was for you. I do no he should have picked someone who has a better memory.

      • He can’t take rejection apparently.

      • MissPell

        I saw that but I don’t remember it either.

    • He had his Jokes…most of the time. Now, it looks like he has hung with 5150 too long.

    • That person is seriously bizarre. I haven’t figured them out yet.

      • He wants to be the center of attention.

    • Donating 16 pints of sperm unsolicited and anonymously? That doesn’t sound good! To quote Billy Madison it sounds like “that’s assault brotha!”

    • AmericanTopTeam

      I hope he never comes back he is really really fucking weird

      • Amen. And don’t worry, he’s done.

      • Dawn D Davenport

        he actually was really funny till he turned into Gonzo and started skype circlejerking with himself.

    • Donnie Darko

      You can’t stalk someone that puts EVERY aspect of their life on social media. No need to dig or stalk.

  • nancy drew

    Catfishing him was a blast. Esp when bangs got mad at me! He randomly send a message after that apologized bc he wife was drunk and angry!!! Bahahahah

    • MissPell

      Was that his soon to be ex-wifey that was calling you a home wrecker slut?

      • Persephone

        That’s what I was wondering
        Was it him or her- I thought him

        • MissPell

          nancy wrote the bangs got mad at her so I guessing those last replies were from bangs and not sharkey unless sharkey was lying about who sent the replies. Doh! lol

          • Persephone

            Needed the clarification, thank you
            I have to have all the pieces put together right? 😉

          • MissPell

            I’m still confused.

          • Persephone

            Did you see my post about the baby? Hasn’t she been pregnant forever? Although I never check time/date stamps on screen shots

          • MissPell

            Isn’t she due in August?

          • MissPell

            No I missed your post about the baby.

      • nancy drew

        Naturally

        • MissPell

          ok. Thanks for clearing things up. The post didn’t say who was talking in the last convos.

          • The Beav

            Ah….I got it now. I was confused. So you not only got Sharkey you got Bangs too! Splendid!

    • Persephone

      #jealous:guiltyascharged
      I can only imagine how fun that was.

    • You rock sister!

    • Gadda Bait

      Well done Ms. Drew.

    • AmericanTopTeam

      YOU HOME WRECKING SLUT (excuse me while I blow Tyrone for crystal meth)

      • The_Truth_Hurts2012

        Tyrone, can I get an extra rock, I’m smoking for two.

  • Penza

    BRAVO! Standing ovulation. Hee-hee.

    • MissPell

      upvote for “Standing ovulation”. haha

  • “@zwroyal #zwnationofstalkers #zwnationoflibelouspublications #zwnationofgettingsued #zwnationofjealousy #zwnationofinternetbullies

    #karmicreaction”

    The unraveling continues.

    • Sir TTP

      5150. 5150. Kinda sad that after 11,600 tweets in two weeks time (yep, you all read that correctly) psycho can only rummage 400 followers of certain limited brain function.

      • MissPell

        She’s trolling so hard for attention now. flag, flag, flag. ha

        • Habib Fazil

          No Sh*t, Desparation Boulevard (pretty decent album btw), nobody to fight with anymore now that the block feature has been installed

          • MissPell

            Yeah but she’s trying real hard to start crap up.

          • Habib Fazil

            True, True, but I particularly LOVE being able to get the last word in on 515zero, gotta be killing her…

          • Gadda Bait

            I love the block feature so much

          • Habib Fazil

            Especially if it’s sending 515zero to the bin…

          • Christine Elizabeth

            I won’t block her. It’s beyond entertaining to witness the constant meltdown.

          • Gadda Bait

            I cant deal with her. I have kids smarter than her

          • Habib Fazil

            I had hamsters smarter than her…

          • Digitus impudicus

            Lol, I still have the bass pick the bassist of this band chucked in my cleavage!

          • Habib Fazil

            Man, gotta check out some of the videos from the 70’s with these guys, flashbacks man, flashbacks…

      • Persephone

        I’m not an ‘omg’ person, but
        OMG
        That’s somethin

      • Lisa Rowe

        The 400 followers are accounts she made

        • MissPell

          That’s what I was thinking. ha

      • DragonSlayer.

        Holy fuck! That’s intense. What’s there to say in 11,600 tweets?!?

    • Whitney BeatMe

      You forgot #zwnationdoesntwantyou and #zwnationwontsitwithyou fat bitch

    • Persephone

      I seriously get off when they call ‘us’ jealous.

    • Habib Fazil

      Would you be so kind as to let us see her latest rantings…. Yeah I know, but it’s like a car wreck, just GOTTA look.

      • MissPell

        He posted an email from her… just keep scrolling.

        • Habib Fazil

          Excellent, it’s quite fascinating to read her thoughts (incestuous though they may be) and her plans for err something or other…

          • MissPell

            Yes it’s hard to make sense of her ramblings.

    • Christine Elizabeth

      What prompted her to hashtag the shit out of zw? I mean, I know she’s about as much a fan of this site as the site is of her, but was it comments under a specific post? I want to check that out, because whatever it was got to her good, and that’s fucking brilliant.

      • nancy young

        She’s like 4yrs behind on trends and she just discovered hashtags.

        • Dawn D Davenport

          lol her typical day, she verbally hashtags herself… “hashtag…take a shit” “hashtag…incomplete wiping..again hashtag skidmark hashtag who will see? hashtag nobody”

    • nancy young

      She is so fucking weird. No one cares about this fucking prick. She’s just extremely fun to fuck with.

  • MissPell

    He should get one of these for his yard…

    • Sammi Jo

      He should sit one in his 6ft “palm tree” #interiordisaster

      • MissPell

        LMAO good idea.

    • Persephone

      Hahahaha!!! Yes. That’s perfect. Although his tank top will soon be unrecognizable, there is no country with orange and gray stripes and faded blue with gray stars.

      • MissPell

        And it’s gonna need an umbrella.

  • rainmn066

    I thought he was dating twink182

    • MissPell

      twink is his fantasy date.

  • The Beav

    Bravo!! That was AWESOME. So he is blaming someone he never met for ruining his marriage? That is too funny!

    • Persephone

      Right? “Home wrecker”
      STFU dickweed. As if he’s never banged a married chick. He’s such an example for high morals

      • The Beav

        The minute you engage someone who is not your partner and don’t immediately disclose you are in a relationship….you are the only one “wrecking” your home.

  • That was absolutely smashing!

  • MissPell

    Yeah as soon as they take the gluten out of food it’s just not the same. lol

    • Dawn D Davenport

      it’s disgusting…

      however, bacon is gluten free. See? There is a reason to live.

  • Persephone

    “Hope you aren’t one of those internet weirdos”??
    Dumb ass! YOU ARE the Internet weirdo!

  • Throwing a temper tantrum…loser.

  • Persephone

    Uhhh… Projection your honor
    You encourage everyone. Just leave us be

    • MissPell

      She should take the advice from her bosom buddy Bev’s tweet (number 2)…

      • Persephone

        Lol speaking of … I smell her knock off dollar store body spray lurking in here

        • MissPell

          Ohhh, that’s what that was! I thought someone in the neighborhood hit a skunk again. haha

          • Persephone

            Lol

  • MissPell

    Was that an email she sent you? She had links on her disqus karmicreation profile and I saw them when her profile was open. If you put links on your profile people are going to naturally check them out. How is that stalking?

    • She sends us crazy e-mails all the time.

      • MissPell

        Oh FFS. #whatadingbat

      • She reminds me of those rambling neurotic homeless people you find in city centers who are unable to hold a real conversation because they’re so far past a functioning crazy.

        • MissPell

          By what she said about emailing people in Australia it looks like she’s going to have a whole Continent thinking she’s cray-cray. haha

        • That’s exactly what she reminds me of! Barefoot, pushing a shopping cart, and mumbling to herself while picking cigarette butts out of public ashtrays.

          • Sir TTP

            Hey – I do that. But in flip-flops.

          • Flip flops or any type footwear might be considered a luxury item in the slums of Detroit.

          • Habib Fazil

            Heh, I see her more as the type to push around a buggy full of cats…

          • LMAO! The cats couldn’t get away quickly enough.

          • Habib Fazil

            their names you ask???

            Breakfast
            Lunch
            Dinner

            Good to see she’s cut out Brunch and Midnight snack…

        • DragonSlayer.

          Yes! At one of my first jobs, we had a cleaner guy who had schizophrenia and he would walk around mumbling about germs non stop, they’re kind of the same only she’s batshit crazy.

          • Dawn D Davenport

            but germs are real!! This pathetic lazy ass self-indulgent permanently butthurt furcking complete loser thinks people give a shit about what she thinks and feels!

      • Dawn D Davenport

        when she’s not pissing in her 2 liter soda bottles and flicking her bean to you.

  • I love free butt plugs!
    Wait…you said butt plugs right? Or did I just think butt plugs?
    Why did I post this?

  • Dr. Leo Spaceman

    Sharkey’s brain left the building a long time ago.

  • Donnie Darko

    Thank you Nancy Drew for taking the time to entertain us. In Brent Musburger’s voice “The Prince does it again!!!”

  • Donnie Darko

    Impressive resume.

    • Habib Fazil

      TJ will be along to wife her up shortly…

    • Maia

      She’s the female version of Sharkey!

      • Gadda Bait

        She looks like shes mad at her hand for snapping that pic

        • Maia

          HA!!!

          • Gadda Bait

            I wonder if she talks to her hand. You better not take a bad picture of me damnit

    • Digitus impudicus

      Caitlin Jenner?

    • Whitney BeatMe

      Home health care? Should have stuck with it.

      • Sir TTP

        So true.

      • Dawn D Davenport

        yeah, but why wipe asses when you can date them?

  • Dr.Christian Troy

    Omg, this has been a great week! Been on The Dirty for ten years and this website has lapped Nik and the boys twice over in a few months. Kudos! In real life I’m a very normal nice guy but there is something internally wrong with me that Sharkey amuses me so much.

    • Donnie Darko

      I’ve tried to explain the interest in Sharkey to people that never followed The Dirty and all I get is what’s so interesting about some tweaker that stands out on the strip in a suit? It’s basically like watching a movie, but it’s actually real and not made up. He just keeps making bad decision after bad decision. Never learns, just keeps banging his head against the wall.

      • Dr.Christian Troy

        I couldn’t agree more. The brilliantly amazing thing is that he truly believes he’s this alpha male type titan of industry. The lack of self awareness is incredibly entertaining.

        • Donnie Darko

          He’s not even a closer? Like he’s just outside trying to get people into the presentation. I’ve sat through 3 to get a free cruise, stay at a resort, and a spa day with my ex wife. Was pretty good at pretending to be interested then backing out and collecting the gifts.

        • nancy young

          I can’t stop watching the video of him at his pool with his homeless BFF stuttering about the good life. Instant Prozac

      • DragonSlayer.

        That’s because every other post isn’t about some new chick with a dick Nik is trying to bone, or get boned by…
        Shit. I meant that as a reply above ^

    • Unityyy

      I think it is because we all know someone a little like Sharkey..you know..big talker, marginal results..who still manages to hook up because there are always dumb women who believe their garbage..but this guy just takes the wannabe shit to whole ‘nother dimension and is just too damn stoopid to know that 99% of people who ‘follow’ him are clowning him. Pure entertainment..except now there is a Sharklet and that is a bit sad..

  • AmericanTopTeam

    Sounds like she is having a great holiday weekend….. how fucking pathetic

    • Habib Fazil

      well at least she’s not downstairs and under the cover typing. I at least get to see the fireworks outside my window

      • MissPell

        She’s still tweeting away tho.

        • Habib Fazil

          Tweet, tweet…

          • Christine Elizabeth

            🙂

          • Dawn D Davenport

            perfect,

    • Maia

      And she thinks Ro is PNAK! The delusion is strong.

  • Habib Fazil

    just as long as there’s plenty o’ lube

  • Habib Fazil

    Holy Butt Hurt Batman…

    Nobody left to fight with, so she’s off to impede international relations, crikey!!!!

  • Johnny “M’Fing” Drama

    I have to admit, she’s got me curious. She sounds like she’s planning something BIG! I think she’ll send it to only her cousins though.

  • Maia

    It’s the 4th of July weekend here, bitch. Go stick a bottle rocket up your ass and light the fuse.

    • Gadda Bait

      Happy 4th woman. Be safe

      • Maia

        You too!

        • Gadda Bait

          Oh no I dont know how to be safe lol

  • AmericanTopTeam

    Unless he lights himself on fire I think it’s time for a Sharkey break

  • DirtyWhiteGirl

    Great job on Sharkey week everyone! It was brutal, but I enjoyed it!!!

  • Penza

    Unless I missed it, has his animal abuse charged ever been revealed, or do I not even want to know. I think he’s the type to get mad and throw a woman’s pet out the window.

    • Donnie Darko

      It was in Oregon like 10 years ago. From what I understand it’s not easy to get the court transcripts of what happened. I have confidence The Prince will dig up the info.

      • Penza

        Thanks, I think those types of crimes should be revealed. I wonder if he confided in Trisha.

        • Dawn D Davenport

          maybe he visited the Shack and murdered that pussay!

    • I’ve been waiting for that Intel. PNAK has been teasing that he might reveal why #Moguladouche was charged. I agree with you Penza.

  • Seriously

    Is it me or does it look like he has lots of air in his pants? (First pic)

  • MissArgentina

    What a whackadoodle.

  • Sir TTP

    LOL – what a fucking clown. The fact that she actually has nothing better to do than send out thousands of emails to random people tells you pretty much everything you need to know.

    #karmicreationisafuckingloser

    • Habib Fazil

      Can’t decide which to use for our looney err lonely aw fuck it “looney, lonely CF”

      How about it ZW world, which one works best for our favorite CF 515zero?

      Oh yeah, we’re not supposed to talk about her…

  • GypsyVanner

    Outstanding work on Sharkey Week, ZW Team! This was an utterly shitty week and it was great to get some escapism each day in the form of Sharkster shenanigans. I know everyone is sick of Sharkey, but he never fails to entertain me–and with the baby coming soon, I’m sure there are some real gems on the way!

  • DragonSlayer.

    What a fucking psychotic bitch! Why is it so hard for some people to simply…log off?

  • Habib Fazil

    What, no 40 gallon drums in stock?

  • Donnie Darko

    SpongeBob Square Body!!!

    • Dawn D Davenport

      somebody needs to lose that jewelry in her gunt or it’s gonna look like WWF hardon after the next pizza

  • Christine Elizabeth

    In reference to “I won’t stop until….stops talking to…anyone they think is me..” How the fuck would she know who it is that these commenters are talking to unless she has gotten the messages herself? I ALMOST feel sorry for her, but that’s like feeling sorry for hepatitis, so I don’t.

    • MissPell

      She lurks the ZW and reads it thoroughly, you can tell because she makes references on TD to things that are said here like the 5150 referring to her. She’s made comments here that don’t stick around long cuz Rogaine or the Queen delete them a.s.a.p.

  • Christine Elizabeth

    I definitely need to stop by here more. I have been laughing my ass off since I started reading the comments. I don’t even know why I check out TD anymore; talk about a shit show over there. The comment section alone here beats the fuck out of any of their “front page” or “popular” bullshit. Keep up the good work, you guys rock!

  • Christine Elizabeth

    This is the best thing I’ve seen all week…

    • Habib Fazil

      hmm, now this would be cannibalism no?

  • TheSuburbanErrorist

    Just a few minutes after you followed me on instagram yesterday I had a follow request from this infamous creature. Damn she is fast Of course I declined and she’s been trying like 7 times since. How can someone be so obsessed and what information she’s hoping to find, I don’t get it…Some gated medical center must be looking for her.

    • Maia

      What an absolute weirdo.

  • OCgirl12

    WOW . No life. None to speak of at all. And bitch- quit already with the overuse of “sycophantic”….

  • Dawn D Davenport

    yo, I fuck my cousin but he took off
    I decided Im gay, but they all scoff
    I tweet all day the shit makes no sense
    Im off my, off my, off my medisense
    Im a loser as a troll as a human as a freak
    but when It comes to annoying my shit is on fleek
    Its hard when I felt it, like a direct caliber hit
    that nobody gives a doody bout me, let alone a righteous shit

    SHAZAM!!!!!

    • Christine Elizabeth

      Ooh, my turn..
      CF:
      Take some time off, take a break
      Grab anchors and take a dip in the lake
      Nobody likes you, or just one to be fair
      Empty threats laughable, we don’t fucking care
      So simple, weak minded, personality shitty
      You belong in Detroit, a trash bag of a city
      Does it ever end, your cycle, the rag
      You’re fat fucking proof girls too, can be douchebags
      I’m thinking disappear, and duh, you’re thinking Arby’s
      Next to you, ratchet Ho’s on the dirty are barbies
      Double standards, hypocrite, bully, abuser
      Choke on Niky’s dicky, fat cousin fucked loser.

      I feel joy.

      • Dawn D Davenport

        this is perfection!!

        • Christine Elizabeth

          Thanks 🙂 it came from the heart .