Sunday Funday – Sharkey Week Begins

Stay out of the water…

It’s Shark(ey) Week!

Don’t worry, we’ll still be giving you your daily dose of the Insta-Famous and absurdities from around the Internet but in the spirit of Discovery Channel’s annual event we’ll dedicate the next week to the ZW Nation’s favorite lovable loser.

James T. Sharkey.

Sharkey Week Programming:

A Tribute To The Sharkmobile

Moguladouche: A History of Fashion

FMK – Sharkey Edition

Shark Attacks

Shark Post Friday

Recent Shark Sightings

Who Wants Some Sharkey?

Back 2 Back Shark Attacks?

Moguladouche on the Menu – with a Pre-Roast by Triple D

The Original Sharkmobile

This is still a Sunday Funday, so treat is as a free post. Go nuts, you degenerates!

  • Vanilla ice

    Yeassssssssss!!!!!!!

  • But I like turtles.

  • JimU113

    Those jeans look like they’re overly Bedazzled in the back. Especially around the Velcro flap.

  • Nut Bags

    Missed you guys!

    • Sammi Jo

      So friggin’ cute!!

    • I love the roomba kitty! He’s ruthless!

      • MissPell

        The baby duck pooped on the floor.

  • Donnie Darko

    I just let Sharkey know to stay tuned this week.

    • Maia

      Bwahaha!

    • Mixx_TheFinalCut

      Shark sighting @ Wet Republic!!

      What amazes me is that he actually goes out shirtless with those nips sharp enough to cut someone.

      • I like his ‘shark fin’ hairstyle.

        • Mixx_TheFinalCut

          Wet Republic is like Seal Island and #MogulLaDouche is ready to breach!!

      • The Beav

        He is hoping he will meet a gal who is down to suckle on his moobs. Ugh, I just made myself gag.

        • Persephone

          Nasty! Lmao!

        • nancy young

          He always manages to have a chick. I don’t know how the fuck he does it. I can’t get a fucking friend/message request accepted on Facebook and this tard is spreading seed throughout Vegas

      • Penza

        His chest decorations reminds me of the way you’re supposed to check a designer bag for symmetry against a knock-off.

    • Lol. How do you not get blocked? Sharkey, unblock me dammit

      • Donnie Darko

        I don’t know. I try not to ever use cuss words or be mean. Just give him info. He’s scared of The Queen.

        • Clearly lol. I’ve never even commented on his stuff. Spoilsport lol

        • Fairly Local

          #goodcallbuddy

        • Mixx_TheFinalCut

          He must never check out your IG pics or you’d be blocked for sure!

  • Atomic Man
    • Persephone

      HAH!

  • Maia

    Fired much????

    • Mixx_TheFinalCut

      He’s missing about 10 entries of:
      Former Inmate at Las Vegas and Clark County Detention Centers

      • Maia

        And future, too!

    • Scott Toyoyota

      new he was smart he likes toyotas

    • MissPell

      What’s a Dream Merchant? If it involves sharkey shouldn’t it be Nightmare Merchant?

      • Sammi Jo

        He would peddle these outside Planet Hollywood when “time share” business was slow

        • MissPell

          In Sharkeys case it might look a little more like this…

      • http://www.jockeyclubvegas.com/about-us/
        The Jockey Club is the timeshare place. Lmao “Dream Merchant”.
        Because it’s everyone’s DREAM to own a timeshare in a shitty club that’s only had 2 renovations since being built in the 70s… right?

        • MissPell

          I guess that’s where he got the idea for his tacky red bedroom accessories.

          • Blerchhh

          • DragonSlayer.

            The fuck? Is that not a hotel?? It looks an awful lot like a single hotel room.

          • MissPell

            It’s one of the Jockey Clubs remodeled bedrooms. lol

          • DragonSlayer.

            That’s fucking hideous.

          • MissPell

            Almost as hideous as Sharkeys bedroom.

      • countryjew

        “Dream Merchant”: gives tuggys

        • Penza

          Wet Dream Merchant.

          • MissPell

            Wet Dream Merchant?…Sharkey? HAHAHA

    • Andrea’s Bangs

      He sold “FUN BIKES”? Sounds masculine.

      • MissPell

        Sharkey style…

        • Habib Fazil

          Great idea for his next venture, Sharkey’s Pedal Car Rides….

          Not suitable for children…

    • Sir TTP

      Just FYI – there is no “Sharkey Marketing” of any sort incorporated as an LLC or other entity within the State of Nevada.

      http://nvsos.gov/sosentitysearch/

      • Aww. It’s like when a kid opens a lemonade stand and thinks he has a business… only the lemonade stand is a legitimate business model, so perhaps that’s a bad example lol

        • countryjew

          And then the kid gets on the juice and knocks up a stripper and then goes to jail for beating her but not before buying a 50K truck he can’t make one payment on. That kind of lemonade stand?

          • Donnie Darko

            Perfect Cliff Notes summary of #Moguladouches recent tomfoolery.

          • Hahaha yeah something like that!

    • The Beav

      Telemarketing?!? He can barely speak English. “Errrr…Hi….ummmmm…what was….uhhhhh… I saying again?”

    • Persephone

      That screams slime ball.

  • Mixx_TheFinalCut

    Your house may be cool, but nothing is cooler than..

  • Whitney BeatMe

    My favorite Sharkey tale is when he went on insta or whatever claiming to be a hero on the streets of Vegas when the video shows that, yeah… not so much. Classic fail.

    • MissPell

      What’s funny is that he was telling people about his brave deed when you can CLEARLY see he was just standing there doing nothing to help.

    • Sir TTP

      My favorite true Skarkey tale is when he risked life and limb to escape the clutches of Tricia Evans by jumping out of a moving vehicle. What I would pay for video footage of that moment….

      • MissPell

        Speaking of the Bev… It looks like she’s not enjoy her pregnancy too much right now. lol good.
        “I have been having horrible mood swings, nightmares & acid reflux that just seem to get worse & worse.”

        • Sir TTP

          Yep. And not certain what state of mind someone needs to be in to post their dusty tampon box on Instagram.

          • MissPell

            LOL. She’s such a ditz.

        • Persephone

          Confession: took a peek. I love all the pre-pregnant pictures being posted. Guarantee sign of “Wtf did I do I’m so fat!”
          Most women would be sportin that bump ‘big’ time

  • Andrea’s Bangs

    He totally has a bubble butt. I bet he’s popular in jail.

    • nancy young

      My anaconda don’t…,,,,

  • Sir TTP

    Click the HEART icon everyone – let’s get this sucker up, up, up on the disqus recommended list. Sharkey deserves it.

  • DirtyGMa

    Super DAVE OSBORNE…. Yaaay…

  • The Beav

    YASSSSSSS!!! What a great week. I noticed that Kina and Sharkey follow each other on Insta. I can’t wait for those crazy kids to get back together.

  • Mzzy Rivy

    He sure does

  • Persephone

    Yes! Post em!

  • Donnie Darko

    Looks like Sharkey blew right through a no contact restraining order with Kina. Look at 5-29. Attempted to facetime victim after no contact order issued by court, defendant threatened victim in court. Any female that gets with him has to be crazy, Dude might be capable of pulling an OJ one day. He doesn’t have any regard for the law or any court orders.Open the 1st image click on it and zoom in, read 5-29.

    • MissPell

      This was from when they separated before? It’s from 2014.

      • Donnie Darko

        I’m assuming it’s Kina. Maybe it was Skylar Haze?

      • Katie

        It was Kina, after the imfamous Louboutin murders, where she claimed he entered her house while she was gone and destroyed a ton of her things, followed by a few attempted facetimes. Sharkey claimed that he called her because he needed “closure” to their relationship.

        He is now back to commenting on Kina’s instagram, which means she unblocked him, and allowed him back in. I wouldnt be surprised if they ended up together in the end,

        • The Beav

          She follows him…he follows her…so sad for me to know that.

  • JimU113

    A beta girlfriend that has had too many travelers down their Hershey Highway.

  • The Judge

    It’s like those people carts that you always see obese or older people riding in the grocery store – hope that cat doesn’t get fat!

  • Katie

    I really want to know what Andrea and Sharkey plan to do in regard to the baby. He dodges and ignores all the question pertaining to that subject, and after their 100th break up, James stopped making any reference to the baby.

    In the event it is his (id say maybe a 20% chance is fair) will he pay child support or want to see the child?

    • From his online posts, it sounds like she completely cut him off and all he was worried about was not having to pay alimony. The kid is better off.

      • MissPell

        Is someone working on the site right now? Some things are a little messed up.

        • Yup. What’s fucky?

          • MissPell

            The new comments up on the side.

          • Desktop? Which OS?

          • MissPell

            Desk top. They are not changing. I checked here the last couple of hours and it’s not working properly even if I refresh the page or change pages.

          • Hmm ok thanks. Its working for me now but it’s probably something to do with the new site cache.

            Clearing your cache/cookies should show new comments. If that works, I need to adjust the refresh rate on that.

          • MissPell

            I did clear a couple of times but it’s still not working.

          • Ok no worries. I’ll look into it. Thanks for letting me know

          • MissPell

            Ok.

          • MissPell

            Windows using firefox.

  • nancy young

    This is amazing. Now I have something to look forward to. That gif is everything

  • nancy young

    And convicted felon

  • nancy young

    It’s very t-rexy. Or little person like

  • nancy young

    Or an asshole

  • Mixx_TheFinalCut

    Mixx finally got himself a legit stalker IG account. It only took #MogulLaDouche 4 minutes to accept me on his Private Client Services account. #ThirstyMuch?

    #MotivationalMonday
    #PayCourtFinesNotChipsForDaDieselTruck

    • Donnie Darko

      His facebook usually has the good stuff. IG not as much. You should make a fake facebook of a fairly attractive woman located in Las Vegas to get him to friend you. I should make a fake POF account and message his JSharley81 profile there. Try to see what lies he tells to try and get in the pants of the fake profile.

      • nancy drew

        I may or may not have done that already…..hahaha