ZW Update: Sydney Ladd
Well, well, well. It’s been quite a while since Sydney Ladd appeared on ZW… trust me, this is worth a reappearance.
I’ve always wondered what an insta-ho graveyard will look like, what these used up girls with no marketable skills or talent other than their ability to bend walls with Photoshop, will actually do when public interest in their ass pictures fades.
Sydney Ladd answered that for me today.
To laugh the hearty belly laugh that I know you will; we must first take a little wander down memory lane, to see what Sydney’s life used to look like.
Sydney used to BE SOMEONE in the insta-whorde. Her thirst trap pictures captured many a john during her prime. But, as will happen to all these hoes-of-the-moment, there comes a time when a hoe is just a used up hole that everyone has seen. No longer exciting, new or fresh; these hoes are discarded from the free yacht poop trips, fake Birkin shopping sprees and group ho shots.
Left to their own devices, the discarded hoes often turn to their Beta fans for monetary support. When that fails, they’re left with the harsh reality that they are 30, jobless, skill-less, homeless and single.
This is exactly what happened to Sydney. Seeing as she has “too much free time” and not enough coin – here’s Sydney’s best effort at carving out a living for herself.
She needs to stoop to this level? Asking around on Facebook for odd jobs and domestic duties?
She’s gonna babysit kids and animals for what… 10 bucks an hour? Maybe more if Daddy has babysitter fantasies?
((((Must. Stop. Laughing. And. Finish. Typing. Post.))))
This is what is comes to? Lol
What are the hoes that aren’t good with animals or other people’s noisy devil spawns supposed to do? I sure as fuck wouldn’t even let an airhead like Sydney Ladd or Amanda Lynn take care of my fish, no matter how old and broke she was.
Aww shit, even her roomie left her old, unemployed ass alone.
From THIS in summer of ’16:
To THIS in summer of ’17:
Maybe insta-fame isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, eh?