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Thirsty Thursday: New Year, New Thirst

ZW Thirsty Thursday

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2017 is not even a week old and the insta-whorde is already ruining it.

Apparently a Surgery Smorgasbord didn’t help Nic at all.  After all those fucking surgeries, Nicolette Shea is still photoshopping her pics. Sounds like she wasted her cash. How thirsty for likes does that many surgeries AND photoshop make her? Bitch is off the charts.

Check out how wide the tiles get at they get closer to her waist. Stretch tool much?

Riding the Photoshop Fail Train along with Nicolette; is Claudia Alende. She’s not a fan of parallel lines and symmetry either. The bottom of the door is the worst in the first image; but these bitches really need to polish their use of the freeze tool alongside the stretch tool – because there are fuckups everywhere here. If you’re gonna be Thirsty, do it right and Catfish guys who aren’t blind. There are plenty more of her dodgy attempts at attention on her IG.

Then we have Thirsty ol’ Groot, still trying to kick it with the kids at Disney Magic.

Wasn’t he opening some weird tanning bed looking bar? Now he’s onto coffee and food. What the hell is this cheap, Ikea inspired place supposed to be?

It’s like he’s going the Fakio route and trying to draw in a younger crowd by furnishing it like a budget nursery school. He’s probably trawling DisneyWorld for staff as we speak.

Thirsty Gemma Lee Farrell is trying to jump on the Hollywood sign thing and claim she did it.

Nice try Gemma. Someone get that girl some water.

Now for some Thirsty hypocrisy – here’s Kurt Benz trying to educate the masses on what not to do when sliding into DMs.

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What about telling a girl you hope she dies in public comment? What does that deserve, Kurt?

And what would a Thirsty Thursday post be without Amanda Lynn?! Heres a shot from her brand new site…. lo and behold the calendar is finally available!

I especially liked the part where she confirms the calendar actually has 12 months. Seeing as she is thirsting for comments from buyers – maybe we should all go comment on her IG to let her know we bought the calendar but it only came with 11 months.


Now, I’m not sure if the S.S Alexiss is Thirsty or just hungry…. but honey there is a reason you’re always tarred with the fat brush. You’re pretty-fat. Deal with it and stop thirsting for betas to comment otherwise.

Who else belongs on the New Year Thirsty Thursday post? Leave your thoughts in the comments!





  1. ZWGGMa

    I did mean to follow… and yes, your profile is open. If you don’t want that then zip that sucker up. <3

  2. Maia

    No, just where she got it removed!

  3. Maia

    They’re still bruised, too. She just grosses me out. Everything about her is fake, but she’s never happy.

  4. AmericanTopTeam

    Steve-O from Jackass already got busted for the HollyWeed sign how pathetic of her for lieing about it

  5. Somewhere in West Hills, oh sorry, Calabasas, DoucheFag just read this and got turned on from the sheer thought of someone sliding their pickle inside his man-purse!

    • Sammi Jo

      He could tie the pickle to his Fucci belt and parade around the airport parking lot #DillDelight

  6. Nurse Jiggles

    Ashley alexis…. Mere moments before the cube shattered beneath her

  7. I said “dick” ! Dammit!

  8. My girl gifted the calendar and this:

    yes, a fucking Xmas pickle ornament (there is a real story behind it too) as a gag for her Office secret Santa party and her gift was stolen not once, not twice, but three times because everyone wanted it!

  9. Happy Pants

    Ashley’s not just pretty fat. She’s fat. Period.

    • Sweater Puppies

      I think I see a long scar on her hip and butt cheek, what type of plastic surgery procedure did she have done a few months ago? I remember her entire body was all bandaged and healing in some type of Spanx suit. Weird.

      • Scorpio

        Good catch. It kinda looks like a tummy tuck scar, but I don’t think she would have gotten one of those. Who knows? Then again, maybe she was lying on that side, and her bathing suit made an imprint.

      • Maia


    • Scorpio

      That’s racist. Fair skin is beautiful. If anything, she should get out of the sun.

      • Maia

        I’m not racist. I don’t sunbathe. This clown goes to tanning salons. She’s not afraid of the sun.

        • Scorpio

          I decided any use of the word “pale” toward a white person is racist hate speech. In the name of political correctness, all of society must immediately stop using that word.

    • Nurse Jiggles

      Is this heiffer is wearing a sports bra

    • AmericanTopTeam

      What THE FUCK Is that bruise from ewwwwww

    • Penza

      That armpit is deep enough to serve Cheerios and milk in it.

  10. o3mta3o

    Go where you’re most alive….
    To her it’s clearly in a carpeted bathroom with a beer fridge.
    Real classy, Claudia.

    Looks like L’hommedont understands her only clientèle and shot in the desert.
    I suppose some regions of the world still require the use of a calendar to fap.

  11. Maia

    The ever so thirsty man lady Gizel. If she shows her removed rib one more time on snapchat, I’ll fucking barf. No one cares, Ho.

  12. Whitney BeatMe

    How did l’hommedont get the sand out of her butt hairs? Who has that job the poor bastard…

  13. Stelio Kontos

    Has anyone explained to Kurt that the DM these guys slide into isn’t the Dookie Muscle?

  14. Ms Conduct

    Your restaurant designer sucks Mr middle aged club owner(ish). Those lights shouldn’t have the slack…green pea mistake.

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