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Tiffany Vine: Seeking A….Life

ZW Update: Tiffany Vine




The Cryptkeeper

Back in March, ZW Nation catfished confirmed prostitute Tiffany Vine on the notorious site known as Seeking Arrangement. We got her to agree to a date for cash and then show up at Denver restaurant Elway’s to meet this fictitious john. She even “checked in” and posted a selfie.

How do you top that? Well, in all fairness, you don’t. But you can certainly do it AGAIN.
With the help of Teef Task Force (TTF) members “Catherine” and “Unbelievable.” we discovered that Tiffany Vine is STILL trying to sell her rancid lady parts on Seeking Arrangement (Dog hair and Herpes included for no extra charge.) 
Last Active: July 31, 2017.
Knowing that Teef is a sucker for roided-out meatheads (ex: her futile pursuit of gay bodybuilder Dan in Las Vegas last month), the female-led Teef Task Force introduced “Nick” into Teef’s life.
A dinner date was agreed upon.
Teef shared her plans for August. 
Nick asks what he can get from a potential “arrangement” and in return gets a very convoluted response. She desires a “cut and dry” and “mutually beneficial” situation, but the sex can only come “organically.” So in other words, give me money and maybe I’ll fuck you if I feel like it? Whatta deal.
Nick doesn’t give up. So if we hit it off at dinner, you’ll spend the night? No, because according to Teef it’s not “transactional.” Yo — this is a hooker site. EVERYTHING is transactional.
How about $600, will that work?
Can anyone help me with what this ding-dong is asking for? It sounds like she wants your Benjamins with no commitment to sex but if she likes you she reserves the right to make it a real relationship.  FOH Teef — you’re just not hot enough to be this demanding.
The two parties moved on to a text message exchange but in the interest of Honest And Fair Reporting, we will tell you that Teef ultimately got cold feet. Apparently, our last catfish story had something to do with that. 
Denied her hooker funds, Teef starts trying to unload a bunch of junk on OfferUp. As one ZW commentator noted, this is shit you’re supposed to just throw in the dumpster or give away, not put up for sale.
Nice JizzCouch ™.
Like she told our Nick, she was moving and put out the call for help.
As usual, it didn’t go like she planned.
Teef, no one wants to help because no one really likes you. We don’t know how else to say it. Well, there’s one person that likes you, her #1 beta: Warner Smith III.
She even got him to buy her elliptical machine.
Warner, take it from us: you will never get anywhere with this chick. Show some backbone. You are so beta you make our TJ look like Chuck Norris. Teef acts like the whole ordeal was the equivalent to being in a POW camp.
The meltdown continues with her weekly “I can’t take it anymore” cry for attention.
We’ll conclude this installment with Teef leaving for her next adventure, a 12-day stint at a “go-go dancer” (read: sucking off old men) at One-Eyed Jack’s in Sturgis, South Dakota for the town’s world-famous biker rally. 
We’ve seen the other girls showing up at One-Eyed Jack’s and they’re quite young and pretty. Here at ZW Nation we’re skeptical that Grandma Teef and her lumpy body can make it through this without getting sent home early. The downward spiral continues.


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  2. Observer

    Metro started classes on Monday.. Any meltdowns yet?

    • catherine

      Of course. See above.

    • Digitus impudicus

      Any concerts coming up?

      • Observer

        Lots.. But I still can’t walk. I really want to see Sammy Hagar, he’s one of my favorite singers, small pit, I might be blessed to swing it. Scorpions and Megadeth, oh and High Elevation (with FFDP and Korn)

        Apocalyptica.. In a theater with seats. I’ve got some shots from prior shows, some in my house, signed.

        • chris

          Going to see the Scorpions and Megadeth at the LA Forum in October – should be a good one!

          • Digitus impudicus

            I love The Scorpions. Megadeth not so much. Enjoy!

        • Digitus impudicus

          I friggin’ love Hagar. One of my faves, too. Dude can belt it.

    • El Hijo De Fistfight

      I hope she was looking into a mirror as she typed that out.

  3. Lol I’m dying laughing here. All I can think of is that old featured comment by Sammi Jo that made me spit my coffee out, about her smelling like aquanet and cigarettes…. she really uses that shit LOL

  4. El Hijo De Fistfight

    Nobody has to move for your entitled ass. If I got their first, I GOT THEIR FIRST. Who orders cheese fries at a concert and stands with them? Someone who eats like a little piggy that’s who. Went to the concert alone, had a Smith & Forge which means, UBER ADVENTURE because she sure the fuck can’t drive.

  5. Vicki Vallencourt

    olive warning 4
    Teef this is ur future. and present actually…

  6. The Beav

    So why does the site say “account suspended”

  7. Vicki Vallencourt

    he probably didn’t want to be down wind of her. hairspray, cheap food, alcohol and probably the most horrible body odor.

  8. Meth cab for Booty


  9. Meth cab for Booty

    When you’re mad at paying for your own deadbeat education.

    • Vicki Vallencourt

      she’s so classy. just rent them, retard. or go to the library and use the one the professor has on reserve.
      she hasn’t even checked out. she loves the attention.

      • Unbelievable

        Bitch wants someone to offer to pay

      • Habib Fazil

        Notice the “used” option?

        • Vicki Vallencourt


          • Habib Fazil

            Wonder how teef missed it…

          • Vicki Vallencourt

            her genius iq betrayed her once again
            she isn’t even enrolled in classes, u get dropped when u don’t pay. plus text books are super cool so i dunno why she is pulling this shit. welcome to the show teef…. people who spend their careers researching and compiling info don’t come cheap.

      • El Hijo De Fistfight

        Chick can’t spell library.

  10. ZWGGMa

    ugh… fucking troll… someday someone’s going to mess her up big time.. might be a wake up call…

  11. PastureTime

    I’d kick her ass for showing up in cutoffs and Walmart ‘cowboy’ boots. I’m in the Red Dirt music scene and this is the standard uniform for 1) buckle bunnies and 2) girls who maybe know one song of the band they’re seeing. You look stupid. Stick to being a rock groupie whore, Peggy Bundy.

    • Vicki Vallencourt

      dang straight. i was wondering why she was dressed that way. now she looks extra dumb

    • RebelStripes

      “Buckle bunnies” is a frequently used name in my vocabulary…

      Might I introduce you to the male version … K-Mart Cowboy

      You know, the ones who run to Wal-Mart / KMart to buy trashy boots, straw hats, and fake buckles. I don’t attend most country concerts, specifically to avoid buckle bunnies and Kmart cowboys lol

  12. Meth cab for Booty



  13. Are Thor & Butch her regular tricks? I have to ask, because I sure af don’t offer foot rubs to my friends, hell not even my own pregnant sister ffs!

  14. ZWGGMa

    Good thing it’s summer in Colorado… bitch be living in her car..

  15. El Hijo De Fistfight

    And OF COURSE carpet isn’t going to be cheap and OF COURSE your former place of living will try to fuck you out of a deposit. Doesn’t matter if you live like a monk, they’ll find a mystery issue to try and keep the security deposit.

  16. catherine

    Oh shit. I didn’t even think about that.

    • Unbelievable

      Maybe MSU should mysteriously receive this and they can then really take their time releasing payment

  17. catherine

    It is a feeling of victory when you send that final payment hahaha.

  18. Vicki Vallencourt

    I can’t see the new posts, she actually did got more private. u have screenshots? i love seeing her be politely refocused by Paris.

  19. Vicki Vallencourt

    ooo thats right, there was an option to upload/import it there too. oh Paris, u are correct again dear woman.

  20. catherine

    Her old apartment is charging her to replace the dog blood piss stained carpets and her student loan money is delayed for two weeks.

    This woman is a miserable adult.

    • Texas Darling

      But shouldn’t all the money she made in Sturgis be PLENTY to hold her over for 2 weeks???

      • catherine

        Maaaaybe she didn’t even make 800… I’m sure her take home was somewhere in the neck of the woods of 327 dollars. Haha.

        • Sammi Jo

          Also I think the “dancers” split tips with the bartenders at One Eyed Jacks

        • El Hijo De Fistfight

          Oh you KNOW she embellished that $800. She wanted a number that seemed impressive without being called complete bullshit.

          • Meth cab for Booty

            Isn’t $800 how much her sugar daddy used to give her…..?

          • El Hijo De Fistfight

            Sensing a pattern

          • Unbelievable

            800.00 isn’t impressive for a week there, it’s weak

          • El Hijo De Fistfight

            It’s impressive to HER.

      • Vicki Vallencourt

        or be put towards her education? wow she just danced and degraded herself and made zero movements forwards. this is why she is a broke whore.

    • ZWGGMa

      LOL.. this chick is such a baller…. hanging out in Vegas when you can’t even afford to live is so stupid… Dammit teefs.. make better choices…. gasp.. ha ha ha ha…

    • Vicki Vallencourt

      dumb ungrateful skank. the office has most likely informed her all summer. all u do is call the irs automated number, request 2015 transcripts then send those or bring them into the office.
      not hard.
      also financial aid is wonderful, why be such a sour entitled bitch?

      • catherine

        No kidding. I didn’t qualify for a god damn cent of financial aid when I was in college. I also finished school at 23 though and my all of my loans were paid off a couple years ago. Unlike our Teef who is a career student in her mid 30’s milking the system until she can’t. That’s her life, man.

        • Vicki Vallencourt

          i went back to school later, at 24, and qualified because of my age and income. I’m low income and have been homeless a few times during school so for me it made education a possibility. but I’m respectful and love to learn. also don’t “ball out” on other people’s money. or front. i resent her acting like she is owed anything at all. why doesn’t she do scholarships? work a part time job, rent a room, live meager and smart and within her means… because she is a lazy skunt.
          it pisses me off seeing someone live like a welfare queen and get pissy when she has to do even the most minimal legwork to keep her funds.

          • ZWGGMa

            Props to you for that VV… makes you a winner in my eyes.

          • Vicki Vallencourt

            thank u a lot. I’m really happy for it. I’m finishing this year at the college i first applied to out of hs, 10 years ago. things came full circle and i couldnt be happier

    • El Hijo De Fistfight

      She was planning to use that financial aid for a new place to live.

    • TheSundance_Kid

      Oh god. I went to MSU and graduated from there a couple years back. They always put that hold on your financial aid file if they’re missing your tax returns. Not only that, but they send out multiple emails to your student email weeks before hand notifying you what they’re missing, so you can clear it up before classes start. She just needs the attention.

      • ZWGGMa

        she is so poor at adulting that even student responsibilities are beyond her capacity… fucks up all the time, then takes to social media to poor me and everybody’s an asshole. SMFH…. If she put down the bottle, she might stand a chance, slight as it is, to actually mature emotionally.

      • Unbelievable

        How many years has she been going there? I’m sure this concept isn’t new to her

        • TheSundance_Kid

          I’m not sure to be honest. I know nothing about her other than what gets posted here.

  21. Texas Darling

    Hahahahahahaha!!!!! If I saw her working at my bank, I’d be moving my money immediately.

  22. Observer

    Can’t wait to see her rant about the Taylor Swift trial verdict just handed down.

  23. RebelStripes

    LMAO at her cute little purple “rape whistle” haha

  24. El Hijo De Fistfight

    Yo, WTF is super Beta Buckley doin offering to rub her feet? Also, what’s a “viable time”? What auto corrected to the word viable?

    • Vicki Vallencourt

      i think he is trying to use the word but just doesn’t know how.
      he must be asking if her midwest gogo totally not lame or rock bottom gig was lucrative?

      • El Hijo De Fistfight

        I thought that myself but the entire sentence seems awkward and an attempt to seem more, not intelligent but, “wordy”. Like he’s outside of his customary vernacular.

        • ZWGGMa

          He’s talking to a genius yo… needs to up his verbiage game….

          • El Hijo De Fistfight

            Maybe viable means something different in Mandarin.

        • Vicki Vallencourt

          he’s trying to compete with her genius IQ lol. what a bucket of tards.

  25. El Hijo De Fistfight

    Strong words to live by while being cock slapped by an orthodontist in the most fun Dakota.

  26. El Hijo De Fistfight

    Tiffany, I don’t hate you. I know you’ll see this. I don’t think many of us TRULY hate you. At this point more folks are concerned with your well being here. We are saying the things your friends & family should be concerned about. Through the years of the pink site & now here at ZW a common thread usually prevails, just get some help. Re-assess your life choices and the things you are currently involved in. There is nothing more pleasing than a redemption success story but, the spiral you’re currently in, will NOT end well. You know what happens, you’ve seen it with the other hookers, MAKE SOME CHANGES. Update your look, cover your proud investments, instead of Seeking Arrangements, try Lower the expectations of living a fabulous life with a semi famous athlete or musician and settle for a decent guy who’s got a career path who won’t mind putting you in a Lexus SUV with a Starbucks card while you chase a critter or two around soccer practices & dance classes. Then you will truly know happiness. HELL, he might even have an actual house for your two dogs to run around a yard instead of being too freaked out to leave an apartment. But, Tiffany, this is up to you. You need to WANT to make the change, YOU have to want better for yourself and make the sacrifices to go get. I hope this message finds you well, now wash your skin.


    • Unityyy

      All very sound advice. Getting off social media would actually be a pretty good start. But she loves the attention. Even the negative crap. I don’t hate her either, but she certainly isn’t very likable in her words and actions. She thrives on a drama filled life. Covering up her tits, marrying a nice guy, and having kids would send her into a spiral of depression and boredom. It’s clear that she isn’t interested in a real career or she would have one by now. She wants easy and fast money..and also somehow feels entitled to it. It isn’t just her appearance that needs an overhaul.

      • El Hijo De Fistfight

        I agree, baby steps are required to turn this around. This is no easy task to be sure. Tiffany, have you ever noticed how your circle of “friends” is constantly in rotation because they’ve moved on from nightly bar shenanigans? They found their focus and aspirations. How many friends do you have left from high school? How many friends do you have left from your early 20s? How many friends do you have left from even 3 years ago? I don’t mean Facebook pals who like seeing slow motion disasters, I’m talking about REAL friends who will help you seek help and still care for you. Bar friends aren’t friends, just drinking buddies. There’s a reason nobody reaches out to you when you need help, what is it? Think long and hard about why everyone else has moved on and you refuse to do the same. Again, I’m more interested in your success here than your escapades in a shitty washed out biker party. Take photos of your text books. Take photos of a healthy meal. Take photos of your dogs out on a walk with you, with a parka on and the tits put away. Show me a more positive image. Because I promise you this, as soon as that breathalyzer is off your vehicle, you’ll drink and drive again. Don’t say you won’t because I’m sure you said that same shit after the 1st one. I had to learn in a similar manner, it’s in you. GO GET IT.

        • smugjew

          Unless she makes drastic chances that third DUI is guaranteed to happen within a year of the breathalyzer coming off.

      • Unbelievable

        Her shitty attitude needs an overhaul

      • Digitus impudicus

        Assuming a nice guy would want to. No way. Nice guys steer clear of whores.

        • El Hijo De Fistfight

          As evidenced by her Facebook & Instagram, I have to think several betas out there still fall for the bullshit and would love to take a nose dive into her cesspool of a life.

    • Teefs_R_us

      I hate her. I think she’s a nasty, hypcocrital, ugly (inside and out) complete waste of skin.

      • Teefs_R_us

        Oh and also….just like the numerous females she’s referred to as a “cunt”….I think that’s an accurate and apt description of her psyche….

      • El Hijo De Fistfight

        For me, I find it difficult to completely hate someone I’ve never had contact with. I both despise and loathe what she represents to humanity, but hate is reserved for those who have wrong me.

        • AmericanTopTeam

          If i think deeply about her as a person i feel very bad for her. Hate? No way i’d imagine her life is beyond sad and lonely beyond imagination.

          • El Hijo De Fistfight

            Yep. Fabricating happiness every day has to be exhausting.

  27. El Hijo De Fistfight

    I just said the same thing! lol i gotta learn to scroll first.

  28. The Bad Seed


  29. Unbelievable

    Isn’t it

  30. Unbelievable

    Is it up and running still?

  31. El Hijo De Fistfight

    Her status comment more comments of pity than people who offered to help their GREAT FRIEND move out.

  32. catherine

    She’s currently on you have make a profile though.

    • Unbelievable

      Smug needs to take one for the team and hook her (or in her case, hooker) in with a profile

    • Teefs_R_us

      I tried! Guess I forgot to verify my damn email

  33. Party Cat

    How much do you think she made in Sturgis? I’m guessing maybe $400 and a gift card to Chipotle.

  34. Habib Fazil

    Oh gawd no, not the Facebook police… Wonder how his application with Colorado state troopers is progressing?

  35. Stelio Kontos

    Oh the power and aura of The Dark Beta. I wonder how she summons him?

  36. smugjew

    Paris believes what we write. *shrug*

  37. El Hijo De Fistfight

    Keep covering that blow hole you call a tummy, ain’t foolin’ nobody.

  38. shenanigans

    Right. You’re the reason why you lost jobs, also the reason why you drive a blow-mobile. You’re trash, Teef, just get off the internet already.

  39. catherine

    As long she isn’t deactivated this is the link to Teef’s Seeking Arrangement Hofile. Just make an account with a bullshit email as a sugardaddy and then you can click on the link to see it.

  40. Unbelievable

    Frank take one for the team and blast her ass away on Facebook

  41. catherine

    She’s back on SA AGAIN and just got home from Sturgis. Another new username and still trying to pretend she’s 32 I see. Lmao how many times do I have to write this. There are MULTIPLE SD accounts to view you on Tiffany. You don’t have to pay for the membership to see your Hofile.

    • Unbelievable

      If 83 was the year you were born, you’d be 34 sweets

      • catherine

        And she will be in 4 months haha

        • Unbelievable

          If you’re going to lie about your age, make sure your screenname doesn’t have the year you were born Miss High GPA

        • AmericanTopTeam

          She looks like my Grandmother who lived in Dallas. Almost an exact match. Btw my Grandmother has been dead 8 years.

  42. Tuco

    He doesnt hold a candle to beta Randy

  43. Observer

    I’d like to know how these girls apply for/audition for these jobs there.
    I mean, who is hiring them, a blind man?
    FFS none of those chicks are attractive. But they are only there to appease unattractive I guess it doesn’t really matter what they look like.
    I know someone who bartended at Full Throttle like 6 years ago.. she looks like a man. No joke. She didn’t make as much money as what people told her she would (Over 7k for two weeks, I think she made 3k). She only got the job because she had fucked someone in Jackyl (may have Jessi, I can’t remember.)

    • The_Truth_Hurts2012

      hire anyone that applies..please include link to ‘sugar daddy’ and ‘backpage’ reviews.

  44. She looks like she has cocks stuffed in her legs

  45. El Hijo De Fistfight

    It started long long ago, with all the kids being told they are special, or pretty, or handsome by their parents, and now you see what we have before us in this generation. Maybe I’m just an asshole because I’m extremely good looking according to my mother and my large penis, who knows?

  46. El Hijo De Fistfight

    That $ symbol on her friends shoulder is clearly a Pimp Stamp

  47. Vivian

    What’s the white crusty shit on the stomach area?

  48. AmericanTopTeam

    The smell…i mean…look humans sweat….i’d bet she smells like a rutting hog

  49. the real pintu

    I know I’m unattractive, but I don’t give a fuck.

  50. Jabberwocky

    I wonder how much he paid for that hot rod, that he totally didn’t build.

  51. catherine

    Willie Robertson from Duck Dynasty would be pissed to know that Teef is stealing his look. Dread head’s name is Ellie Marie on FB. She just posted a video with Teef all up in it.

    • GypsyVanner

      Oh my god, I am so embarrassed for her. That band sucked, too.

    • GypsyVanner

      OK, another comment here. As I’m looking at some of the Instagram photos of the “rally girls” at this bar, I have been wondering/overthinking/being catty. I’m probably a pretty average/below average-looking person, and I certainly would not be deluded enough to think that I could work a job where being hot is a qualification. Some of these women are downright gross hags and not attractive by any stretch of the imagination. How does one form the confidence/delusion that they’re hot enough to bank on their looks as a moneymaker? I realize there are a lot of daddy issues at play here, but I’m genuinely curious if this is true confidence or just rampant delusion. Please weigh in, ZDubbers!

      Yes, I’m an asshole. But I’m a curious asshole.

      /deep thoughts with GV

      • Maia

        Delusions of grandeur, and being too lazy to get an actual fucking job. This Elle Marie chick with the dreads has a 14 year old daughter. Nice message to send a daughter. Go blow old bikers for rent money.

        • El Hijo De Fistfight

          I’m sure the father isn’t exactly breaking down walls in the corporate sector either.

          • Mort E Relevant

            It’s a Bull market. He’s waiting to pounce….or the mfer is waiting to donate plasma. He’s just waiting. Maybe even tables.
            Seeing who he procreated with its a safe assumption his decision making leaves a lot to be desired.

      • smugjew

        The Sturgis attendees are gross too. Ugly dancers seem more attainable to them whereas they know they have no chance with the 20 year old hotties.

        • AmericanTopTeam

          This…i had a good friend whose father owned a strip club…he said the key is hiring girls who look and act like they are attainable by your customers…if the strippers are all 10s who act snotty you will go broke but 4s who are more than willing to grind on Bubba’s lap well Bubba will spend his paycheck here…

        • Habib Fazil

          Excellent point, lowered expectations…

      • Rattyroo

        I think it’s down to confidence, and more than that, attention seeking. I think it takes a certain personality whether attractive or not. For stripping I imagine you have to be the kind of person that does not mind men saying rank things to you. Having good role models from an early age might put a person off becoming a stripper , eg I would not want my Father to see men making rank comments at me, I don’t want my Father seeing pics of my tits :0 – I’ve never seen my Father make sexual comments to women. My Father wan’t there half my childhood as my parents divorced, but still would not want to horrify him. Also it comes from inside, I did a test shoot as a teen for modeling (not glamour), but felt so dumb posing for the pics, very uncomfortable, and I did not do it again. (I did not think I was attractive but lots of people were telling me I should model that I did the test shots.)

        • Digitus impudicus

          The difference is — strippers have no self esteem. And being a “model” has nothing really to do with being attractive, but everything to do with how to take direction in front of a camera.

      • Digitus impudicus

        It’s Sturgis — big, fat smelly, overly and poorly tattooed bikers with beer guts and unwashed, stenchy balls. That’s why the whores look like pigs.

      • Vicki Vallencourt

        they peaked at 13-17 lost their looks but still coast by on the fact that at one point they were once a hottie. I’ve seen this happen to people so this is my theory.

      • Unityyy

        I’m pretty much with the ‘it has nothing to do with looks’ factor, but more of a personality to get wild and crazy, treat customers like they are special, and get them to spend money. Sturgis is filled with disgusting looking people. Those girls are exactly their type. They like crazy chicks with busted faces because they know they have a shot to screw them. Hot chicks would be repulsed by the biker crew.

    • AmericanTopTeam


    • El Hijo De Fistfight

      This is the only time I’ve ever wanted to burn the American flag.

    • CruelToBeKind

      holy shit – did you all see her move her boobs? If you don’t know what I mean by that, you didn’t see it. Not sure if I am telling you that you should, because it cannot be unseen. What. The. Fuck.

      • catherine

        It’s because her implants are under her pecs. She’s just flexing. It looks gross though.

    • Vicki Vallencourt

      i thought the one on the right was a card board cut out of like the ugly mom from dog the bounty hunter.. beth. they don’t look healthy.

    • Dialogue:
      “Yo..tiffaknee..wanna know where that bandanna came from?” (Leads her to the jackoff closet)

    • El Hijo De Fistfight

      Casual drinker.

    • Unbelievable

      Damn she looks hefty

      • Digitus impudicus

        … and Glad brand bags the world over breathe a sigh of relief she doesn’t resemble them. LOL! 🙂

    • El Hijo De Fistfight

      I bet that’s not the first time she’s been ridden this weekend.
      How’d the guy on the 3rd bike get so lucky?
      Great now that motorcycle has herpes.
      Jax from SoA got fat…..& Mexican.
      What has more saddlebags, her or the bikes?

      Fuck I gotta breath for a second.

      • Habib Fazil

        Gonna have to replace the batch seat, before it corrodes the rest of the bike!

      • nancy young

        She needs to link up with Brett Michaels. He pulled off biking with a wig and bandana with high wind flawlessly

    • Digitus impudicus

      She is the fat chick in the middle?

    • Stelio Kontos

      I doubt that is her first ride…oh…on a bike? I got it.

    • Habib Fazil

      I’m sure they’ll have a long and happy life together…

    • GypsyVanner

      OK, y’all, this is where everything is going to really go south. The dreadlock chick and the purple hair chick have got to be on to her by now and soon they will join forces to run her out of town.

    • Maia

      Obviously, she photoshops the shit out of her pics. Maybe she gained 30 pounds last week?

      • smugjew

        Remember, this is someone who has stated that the meaning of life is “free food and alcohol.” She is probably gorging herself on everything. Too bad there were no SAT questions about the connection between alcohol consumption and weight gain.

    • the real pintu

      First ride on a motorcycle, but not on a stranger’s penis.

    • The hair bear bunch off to the badlands. Teef looks HUGE…pshopping on a bike is challenging af. I love how Fizmo chooses to ride alone…be like Fizmo, people. Pretty sad Teef been begging for rides all week and the only takers till now were grandpa Fatass and his mustache – ten dollars is 10 dollars, yo

    • AmericanTopTeam

      Holy crap…non photoshopping her pictures she has gained a TON of weight

    • Tuco

      Her first ride…on a bike maybe

  52. Stelio Kontos

    I don’t go to the butt naked (strip club) much because I am older, married, at peace in life, have daughters etc etc.
    When I do go, I ALWAYS seek out the oldest, biggest or least appreciated dancer there. I make to throw her a couple of $20’s or more. Not seeking a hj or beejer or anything. It is just pity.
    Tiffany would be wearing a few of my $20’s so I could sleep better at night.
    Not a compliment

    • El Hijo De Fistfight

      I get it, it’s like why reward the pretty ones more? If you’re pretty you can usually land a good boyfriend with a decent job if you allow yourself to be better than the drug dealer scumbags. When you’re on the lower scale of pretty and you have to strip, your options aren’t as prevalent.

  53. El Hijo De Fistfight

    Tell me more.

  54. Teefs_R_us

    I had to post this close up of Teef’s head/hair….(sorry! Make sure you have bleach to rinse your eyes with after!) can someone tell me what the fuck this is?? Wig???

    • ZWGGMa

      Hey – she don’t ride her kin….. She’s not CF… close but not a fucker of cousins…

  55. TJ

    There aren’t many women with naturally purple hair so I can sort of see the attraction.

  56. Sammi Jo

    It’s surprising how expensive they are as compared to the tights, and they’re not that much more material!

  57. You know that fat mongoloid buries his face in crank like gar face and causes an eyeroll tsunami all along the vegas strip and backpage

  58. Hes a powerpoint mogul.

  59. Clarke schoeck sounds like the noise you make when youre barfing

  60. Sammi Jo

    Go home Clarke you’re drunk

  61. El Hijo De Fistfight

    Clark looks like the kind of dude who will ask random girls to take photos with him at events.

    • Observer

      Did he pull his bike with a white van that has tinted windows?

      Holy creeper.

    • El Hijo De Fistfight

      Covering the gunt.

    • Digitus impudicus

      She looks fat.

    • Genius IQ✔
      Higher SAT scores than Stephen Hawking ✔
      Speaks 6 languages✔
      Smartest person in the world✔
      Better than you. Youre just a hater✔

      Question: what happened to her dogs? She cant pay for rawhide let alone dog food or a boarder.

    • ZWGGMa

      Depression coming on big time. I can see the light dying in her eyes…. She’s hitting the bottle or a razor blade soon…

      • Unityyy

        It’s so true. She’s realizing that she’s 33 and working a 2 week stint as a skank in a South Dakota bar. Can’t feel good. Stop going for easy money, girl. Nothing easy about it.

        • OCgirl12

          God I would be suicidal at that realization, as soon as she sobers up the desperate posts will appear right on time , per usual.

          • smugjew

            Sunday night: “Best weekend ever!”

            Monday night: “The walls of darkness are closing in on me and I don’t know if I can keep living life.”

          • Jabberwocky

            Tuesday night: NOM TACO BELL DONUTS ICE CREAM CAKE

      • The_Truth_Hurts2012

        she’s been hitting the bottle for 8 years, she’s in a death spiral, only thing that will stop her is the ground.

    • Penny Lane

      Does anyone else think that wearing dollar bills like that is super trashy? like it says “that’s all I’m worth.”

    • Habib Fazil

      Not something for their next recruiting promotion…

    • The_Truth_Hurts2012

      crikey, she stole some new fish nets..

    • Mzzy Rivy

      That’s bus money to get her back home to her shelter.

    • OCgirl12

      She looks fat af

    • Jabberwocky

      She looks like she has Hep C. Everyone else in the photo is pink, so it’s not the lighting. What’s up with the yellow? Or is the sensor on the camera having a fit, being pointed at her?

    • Tuco

      If I’m having wings and a beer i don’t want some skanks ass shaking in my face

  62. Digitus impudicus


  63. Vicki Vallencourt

    clark is legally blind and Facebooks by braille and talk to text
    only explanation

  64. Raychelle

    I would be so embarrassed if a guy like that was commenting on my pics. Sad how these women love attention even if it is from complete creeps/losers.

    • TheSundance_Kid

      Right? I think it is embarrassing when people leave comments like that on your social media pages. I had a former coworker leaving bizarre comments like Clarke’s on my Facebook, not to mention he was old enough to be my dad. Needless to say, I blocked his ass. It’s not flattering!

      • Digitus impudicus

        No, it isn’t flattering and it isn’t meant to be, actually. Its meant to be insulting and disrespectful. Sounds like he was a psycho.

  65. ZWGGMa

    Way out of Teef’s league….

  66. Observer

    That shirt.. FFS.. I bet it’s never been washed.

    Newest victim of hers perhaps? Her ride home?

  67. TJ

    Those are chicks that only bikers could love.

  68. Habib Fazil

    Oh Shirley she can do better than that…

    Say that Yuuup guy for example

  69. Observer

    I have sent a friend who is on the way there on a mission. I need video!
    Boyfriend will be there tomorrow, but working for Ozzy at the Buffalo Chip, not sure he will have time to go find this trash (and he hasn’t agreed to it either..he finds my “obsession” with this bitch a bit strange.
    Had I not been disabled for 6 weeks now, I’d have made the trip to Sturgis with him for work..alas..injury is holding me back once again.

  70. Shes prancing around taking pics of the “good times” when as usual she has already shown her ass “the moneys not half as good…” the bitch cant keep her mouf shut. Who hasnt gone on some adventure that turned into a shitshow? The key is shut your fucking hole if youre gonna front the good times. Shes so fucking stupid artfully arranging dollar bills in her garter when we all know and she does too that she will be sucking the biggest losers dicks after the fun is over jusr to get her disgusting ass home. Since she makes her life choices based on reality tv we can expect to see her trying to sell her used up ass and grody old boobs to chumlee next

    • El Hijo De Fistfight

      I can’t imagine how slow it gets during the actual week when all the professionals have gone back home to their shitty marriages & kids. She’s gonna blow that money by Wednesday and then blow a dude named Wednesday for more cash.

  71. El Hijo De Fistfight

    I feel like the ripped fishnets indicates how many times she’s fallen over while blacked out.

  72. Elise

    She’s definitely covering up her stomach. Is it that bad? Does she have kids in orphanages? Any pictures of the belly blubber?

  73. Look at how filthy she is. So many loads to the face.

  74. She was living in that shitter

  75. She sucked colonel sanders drumstick! Glamorous life, Tiff.

  76. Now we know you have only one pair of fishnets and it done got shot full of holes by old man dicks

  77. shenanigans

    She looks drunk as fuck…

  78. Meth cab for Booty

    You’re amazing lol

  79. Meth cab for Booty


  80. It’s easier to just make a new account every day than it is for her to block.

    Here is the last 24 hours in high quality
    What a disgusting fucking slob this whore is…..


  81. Queen Bee

    Funny how this angle look nothing like all her booty poppin photos she posts

  82. El Hijo De Fistfight

    Every single rip looks like a broken condom.

  83. Observer

    So no one tells her the hot air balloons are different sizes and lopsided?

    • El Hijo De Fistfight

      Pleather isn’t a good bikini top material

    • Queen Bee

      Or that her pasties are showing?

    • Meth cab for Booty

      Teefs looks hot here compared to the spray of trash shots we’re seen the past few days. When I first saw this I thought she was bailing out and going home.

  84. Observer

    The hot air balloons are so out of alignment and size.

  85. smugjew

    I don’t see any reason for her not to be a full-time stripper in Denver. It doesn’t seem as if service industry jobs are open to her anymore. She’ll only get hired at C-level strip clubs there but there’ll be no shortage of johns.

  86. Vicki Vallencourt

    is this where a degree in “international business” will lead me?

  87. Habib Fazil

    Oh man, I must be sick, thought she was servicing a horse/cow… then again I come from the city

  88. Habib Fazil

    Finger lickin good

  89. Penny Lane

    ok. I’m home from being out of town for the weekend. WTF with these “go go dancers.” No wonder they let Tiff work there. These chicks look like stripper rejects.
    Bad tattoos, big guts, nasty hair, tacky stripper outfits, need I go on? They look like they all could live in the same trailer park.

  90. Vicki Vallencourt

    holy forehead vain

  91. Vicki Vallencourt

    they are pulled up way over her gut while the other girls have lower rises that loook actually normal

  92. Kimberley

    I count about $11 on Tiffany. ELEVEN.

    • Raychelle

      And i bet those are her own singles to make it look like she made them tips…i kno go go dancers usually do that to let ppl know they should be tipped

  93. Mike Hunt

    A little Snapchat trick for you all: if you put your phone in airplane mode, you can screenshot undetected

    • Unbelievable

      For real?

    • Raychelle

      Really?? Awesome

    • Yep. Works. Either Airplane mode on once you’ve opened the app, or just turn data off.

    • Jabberwocky

      I just found out, if you’re on a Mac, you can capture snapchat with Quicktime. Open Quicktime App, connect iPhone to charging cable, and the cable to the Mac, choose your iphone next to the record button (little triangle is a drop down menu) choose your “iphone” in drop down menu, hit record, and then start the snapchat feed. Undetectable. You’re welcome.

  94. smugjew

    This looks like a promo shot for the next season of The Walking Dead.

  95. Sammi Jo

    Notice the other two girls still have their “tights” intact…I can only assume the customers have been using hers as an ashtray?

  96. El Hijo De Fistfight

    In this case, the X does not mark the treasure spot.

  97. Mzzy Rivy

    Those nets!

  98. Digitus impudicus

    Its halloween?

  99. Meth cab for Booty

    Someone do that two device screen shot thing of teefs sloppy drunk eating that leg of meat on snapchat! lolll

  100. smugjew

    In my well-oiled mind I like to fast forward to that moment when Teef finally gets her pantomime degree from the 446th-best business program in America and starts interviewing. She will show up wearing glasses to look intellectual but the circus tits will still be in full effect. The nice HR lady will suggest “toning down your look” and Teef will explode in rage on Facebook about “jealous cunt bitches.”

  101. Habib Fazil

    That looka like a man…

  102. Raychelle

    Sorry for the less than optimal quality

  103. Raychelle

    So…did the whole “use another device” to take pics of her snapchat lol

  104. El Hijo De Fistfight


  105. El Hijo De Fistfight

    I bet the hair is natural.

  106. The_Truth_Hurts2012

    LOL,, so gross, yea, cough,, disgusting.. hahaha

  107. The Beav

    I am also willing to bet that there will be drama getting her dogs out of the kennel…back early, no money, living in a hotel.

  108. the real pintu

    Is this one of the members of Motley Crüe?

  109. TheSundance_Kid

    Upon first glance I thought this was a much older dude than it was. Now I’m not sure what I’m looking at ( maybe a woman?!) but still cringe inducing.

    • OCgirl12

      Fucking gross I think it’s a chick LOL that’s fucking filthy

    • Persephone

      That’s ducking disgusting. Grow the hell up. (It looks like they lit a fart by her ass)

    • The_Truth_Hurts2012

      we know that’s not teef, because there aren’t any holes in the nets..

  110. Scorpio


  111. TheSundance_Kid

    Don’t make me track down that photo and post it here

  112. Rattyroo

    Hehe! Thanks 🙂 I have 2 dogs, 3 rats, 1 hamster, and 1 pigeon (I’ve been nursing that one, was bought to me from the town center with a virus) – I totally DO count your 4 fish, lol. – Nice to meet you 🙂

    Lol! Maybe benzidine shoes were why Lional Richie was dancing on the ceiling that time. :0

  113. Scorpio

    It looks to me like she wants a long term sugar-daddy arrangement. To receive financial benefit without any promise of sex seems like what pretty much every girl wants and expects. She wants a man to take her out on dates and spend money on her, but she still gets to decide if she finds you attractive. I may be the only one here, but this doesn’t seem abnormal at all. It seems rather mundane.

  114. AmericanTopTeam

    I say start a pool…what day does she throw in her stained garters and head home….i say MONDAY BEFORE NOON- she announces she is leaving

    • Happy Pants

      I got $5 on tomorrow afternoon.

      • AmericanTopTeam

        I figure she will ride out the weekend….party away her earnings Sunday night wake up hungover on Monday and say fuck it

        • Happy Pants

          Valid point. I just figured she’d bang a ride with some nerdy accountant who has to be back at the office on Monday.

          • El Hijo De Fistfight

            Yeah how do we assume she got there to begin with? I know she didn’t drive that by herself it would have meant having to dry out to blow in the car.

        • Unbelievable

          Let’s remember she has to sober up before her trusty rusty interlock will let her drive back home

    • smugjew

      Monday is a good bet. Unless she meets another “handsome hunk.”

    • TheSundance_Kid

      I think she will leave by tomorrow (Sunday- mid afternoon). If she is go go dancing (really?), I am not surprised she isn’t making any money when there are actual strippers and women getting naked in the streets for free (judging by Instagram posts). I have a few days off and was trying to convince people to go to Sturgis with me since it isn’t too far and I want to see this spectacle in person, but the pictures have scarred me. I saw in Instagram post of an old man eating whipped cream out of a woman’s butt hole in broad daylight, I just can’t.

  115. ZWGGMa

    Awww… poor teefs.. In my tiny granny heart I was half hoping that teefs would find her tribe at Sturgis. Then I realized that with bikers, as with everyone, regardless of the trappings, you have to be good people. Teefs is a shitty person. Lazy, entitled and shit-spewing hateful. No tribe for her.

    • Unbelievable

      And let’s remember, I’m sure the majority are Trump supporters I’m sure

      • Penza

        Well, they are a classy lot. No wonder Teefies couldn’t relate. She’s anti-Orange.

  116. AmericanTopTeam

    Although i know a super hot girl who got the main bar and said she cleared (after expenses) 8 grand in her 2 weeks last year….but it’s all about placement…if you are stuck at one of the shitty bars where people just fly by to grab a beer you aren’t gonna make shit…. I’d guess being new she didn’t get one of the prime poles to dance on. (I can’t believe I just typed prime pole hahaha)

  117. AmericanTopTeam

    Bikers….real bikers are for the most part horrible tippers…and in their mind why tip the free entertainment. I saw where they are charging 40 dollars A SHOT…when you squeeze your clients that hard at the bar they tend to tighten up on tips.

    • Donnie Darko

      I’m not gonna lie, when I’m a strip club, I never really sit at the stage and tip. Usually sit a row back. If I do it’s the $25 a song for a private lap dance.

      • El Hijo De Fistfight

        I used to go up to the stage if the girl I was into was dancing, but I found out if you sit in the chairs on the floor but away from the stage, the girls aren’t allowed to ask you for $1 during their post dance walk around. Of course good clubs don’t have a post stage walk around, but that’s another story.

  118. RebelStripes

    48 hours and she’s crying to go back home… Wait, she doesn’t have a home to go back to

  119. RebelStripes

    She’s so disgusting… Bitching about “infinite hours of cleaning” to do. Guess what Tiff, if you did the BARE MINIMUM and cleaned for 30mins regularly ( as in 2x per week) you wouldn’t have to clean so much now. Sucks to suck, eh Tiff? If she were smarter, shed realize that no amount of her cleaning efforts will result in getting her deposit back. Fuck the cleaning, they’re going to keep your money anyways, moron.

    • AmericanTopTeam

      Yep at this point realize your deposit is gone..dont leave anything they can charge you to remove and just get your shit out make sure you turn in keys and do better next time

      • RebelStripes

        “Do better next time”

        A foreign concept for this one, I think… Lol

    • El Hijo De Fistfight

      Dog piss doesn’t just come out of carpet.

      • RebelStripes

        Especially when the dog is pissing blood.

        Speaking of that, did she ever seek medical care for that poor dog?!

    • Seriously, Teef. Your priorities are fucked. You have two dogs, no home, and no job. Your apartment is filthy and requires “infinite cleaning” trying to get your security deposit back. So, instead of finding stable employment you opt to drag your gopher face, teeth, and hair to a biker event hoping for attention and riches and yet again youre a miserable grimy failure in torn up tights with a shitshow waiting for you at “home” where, if you swallow enough fat man jizz and click your teefs three times saying “theres no place like homeless” you might get yourself back to.
      Ps: theyre gonna blacklight your carpet for dog piss so if you whine abour being cheated out your security in the coming weeks im gonna fly to denver, bitchslap you, and take your dogs and gopher weave to a shelter

  120. smugjew

    If Hooman can have a TV show why can’t we?

    ZW Nation Extreme Makeover: Ho Edition

    No one in Tiffany’s life is willing to give her sound advice and instead just enable self-destructive behavioral patterns. So it’s up to us. Our strategy:

    1) address alcohol abuse — immediate detox
    2) moratorium on all social media
    3) moratorium on all sexual activity, both paid and unpaid
    4) image “reboot” — no more Peggy Bundy wig and circus tits
    5) psychiatric counseling to deal with recurring feelings of anger, jealousy and body dysmorphic disorder

    ZW Nation cares. ❤️

    • Unityyy

      ZW is far more entertaining than Hooman. He’s got nothing himself. It’s the submissions and comments, but since everyone who had clever and funny things to say are all here, now, I’d say ZW deserves a show. Because, well, we care. Tiff, listen to SJ. Brother makes some serious sense.

      • The_Truth_Hurts2012

        +100 right here..
        People come for the comments (for the most part).

      • Unbelievable

        Actually, we honestly don’t care what happens to her.

    • Scorpio

      “ZW House”

  121. Unityyy

    Damn. I just want to feel bad for this girl, because she’s just so effing lost in this world, but she’s such a cunt to people that it makes it hard. She’s too old and used looking to go for the sugar daddy, she will most definitely have to put out immediately. Nobody is dropping $600 for her ‘company’. Good luck with the move Tiff. Just remember, ‘wherever you go, there you are.’

    • OCgirl12

      I feel exactly the same way, it is so rare for me not to have a sliver of empathy for a person! She invokes nothing in me. I wouldn’t feel bad no matter what happened to her because she is the most hateful fucking whore in the world. End of story.

  122. Two dogs and a bimbo? The pet deposit would be a years salary.

  123. drunkasshat67

    she would have a fucking “professional beer pong table” goddamn what is she a 19 year old college boy? fucking hell

  124. Post some “best ofs”

  125. Mssixty

    I’m so sorry, those angry, bitter feminazis are all over this city, especially Whole Foods. If you think they’re mean to you try being a attractive woman! They actually hate women, of course unless you’re one of them and drive a Prius or suburu with a “I’m with her” bumper sticker.

    Don’t loose your chivalry it’s such a rare gesture now days and I assure you it’s appreciated.

    • Habib Fazil

      Thanx, the only thing worse was when head office sent out form letters addressed to either Mr or Miss…

  126. Stelio Kontos

    “I assure you I have done no work with the British Broadcasting Company. But, if you’re looking to get on the BBC – ummm ..I can help you out.”

    That is a line only used on drunk women. It would never work in civilized conversation.

  127. Maia

    This moron went to Sturgis for one reason. Apartment money. If she rips off one of these guys, she’ll get killed.

    • El Hijo De Fistfight

      She’s gonna lift a dentists wallet as he burns the scabies off of himself

    • AmericanTopTeam

      Yeah these gentlemen wont hesitate to drag her by her wig

    • Unityyy

      Hahaha! I was thinking the same damn thing. She’ll rip off a few of these drunken fools and pay her rent.

  128. El Hijo De Fistfight

    This field trip is being used to foul her ego & self esteem for the next 365

    • Unbelievable

      Nah I’m thinking it’s going to kick her while she’s down

  129. Rattyroo

    LMAO! Mmmmm, a winning combination in upholstery! Polyps – Funny! She’s very polypular. Seriously though you prob could get polyps from that shit, I just read about a shoe re-call where the linings were made of benzidine :0

    Thanks <3 He's such a friendly lil chap. 🙂 I have 3 rattyroos, they're so comical. 7 pets total, huge animal lover.

  130. It Happens

    This girl seems sad…she actually felt a connection and was hoping to meet for dinner and maybe date, or it seems. She seems like a lost soul with nothing else going for her! Also who brags about going to SD!

  131. Bob Woolcott Jr., VP

    Amanda – deleted a pic and removed comments on two

    Tawnie- just went ape shit and went private on IG

    Sam Rhima- shots just fired TBD

  132. Habib Fazil

    I don’t like any of the alternatives, so dry shampoo it is…

  133. Habib Fazil

    Looking at a pic with torn out knees, it’s pretty safe to say she’s done at least one grizzled old biker wanna be…

  134. Observer

    I know a couple people headed to Sturgis this weekend. I had to provide them with pix of her so they knew who to video.

  135. Habib Fazil

    E. All of the above

    • AmericanTopTeam

      Lol maybe im immature but this shit has me laughing like a Looooooon

      • shenanigans

        It is immature, but they live their lives as immature teenagers glued to their phones, and Social Media runs their lives, so why not hit ’em where it hurts ? hehe

  136. Stelio Kontos

    I’m out of the loop. Not exactly a prominent PCM presence at Sturgis. Somehow, I think we’ll continue to thrive without Biker Week.

    • smugjew

      Sturgis is one of the last bastions of Old Cranky White Guy culture. Not very PCM-friendly.

      • Cuppycake0826

        What does PCM mean? I see it in the comments a lot. Google= Powertrain Control Module…that’s def not what u mean! Can’t wait for the Sturgis wrap up. I love these stories! Thanks

        • El Hijo De Fistfight

          Purple Crayon Mafia

        • Stelio Kontos

          PCM goes back to an old “dirty” site which shall not be named.
          The term used to describe the penis of black gentlemen is “purple crayon”. While the title is ambiguous, I felt the need to take ownership and not let the term be derogatory.
          PCM stands for Purple Crayon Mafia. Like the mafia, we are secretive, ambitious and there are members from varying backgrounds at different levels.
          There are a plenty of everyday common foot soldiers who are online and everywhere you see. The true upper echelon work in silence and makes moves behind the scenes – all based off the power….of the purple crayon.

          • Cuppycake0826

            Wow…ok. I definitely would not have found that information on Google then! Thank you for your very thorough and informative response. The more you know…

          • Elise

            Urban dictionary is your new google, my friend.

          • Habib Fazil

            They’re missing our own fcuker of cousins…

          • AmericanTopTeam

            Hahahahaha Awesome this had me cracking the fuck up

      • Stelio Kontos

        From what I understand, it has gone more Wild Hog and less legit biker.

    • AmericanTopTeam

      Bike Week in Daytona has a decent PCM presence. I found them to truthfully be among the most friendly bikers

      • Stelio Kontos

        I’ve heard that!! I know a couple of older guys with real fancy Honda Goldwings who go down there with their “Bike Clubs”. Heard nothing but good things

  137. Observer

    Parker is the same way. Don’t get me started on Cherry Creek.

    I’ve been here 19 years now. I’ve worked in the bar business. Young college aged girls are about the only attractive ones. But, with that being said, the older women get and settle down and start a family, they start to not give a shit.

    On the flip side, it’s rare that I see a very attractive man that lives here. They’re usually the out of towners who are.

    • Mssixty

      Totally agree with you there’s really not many hot guys either and there are no gentlemen in this city. I mean there’s some but it’s rare to have a man hold a door open for you and they’re just stuck up or pussy SJWs.

      It’s funny I don’t really know of one attractive person in the “lifestyle” a lot of the men are roided out affliction, bedazzled jeans wearing fools and the women are just fug with big fake tits. It’s like there’s no middle ground sexy here.

      • Observer

        The Affliction thing makes me want to vomit!

        So glad I don’t have to be in that dating pool.

  138. Mzzy Rivy

    I am waiting for the Facebook load posts saying “our dear friend Tiffany Vine passed away peacefully”……..NEXT! Don’t wish this ; but seeing it coming very soon.

  139. Mzzy Rivy

    Then why have snap chat and show your ugly shit – bitch? Bitch is such a play tool!

  140. smugjew

    The pro move is to have two devices and take a video off the first device.

  141. The_Truth_Hurts2012

    and how many replies did you get in your ‘research’?

    • smugjew

      Catherine handled the actual catfishing and said she got bombarded with messages by thirsty wannabe hos.

  142. chris

    Are you insane? You and nurse jiggles take that couch and your va-jj’s will fall off….

  143. chris

    So does anyone know if that lady killer and Teef lover Rockin Randy from Vegas is headed to Sturgis to keep an eye on his lady????

  144. chris

    “You are so beta you make our TJ look like Chuck Norris”. Effin can’t stop laughing!!!!!!

    • TJ

      Just call me The Texas Ranger.

      • Ms Conduct

        TJ wins the best Internet joke/comeback for the day!

      • AmericanTopTeam

        Our TJ is a different breed….think Lorenzo Lamas from Renegade. A true warrior/poet

        • The_Truth_Hurts2012

          +10 for the reference.. LOL.. ‘Renegade’,,,
          TJ has always been there for the ‘ladies’, with a shoulder to cry on and a ring to complete the union.

  145. Stelio Kontos

    Yep..all in Highlands Ranch. Most of them are just financially well off and bored to death.

  146. miss piglet

    Jesus, how much do you want to bet that she doesn’t make it the full 2 weeks!!!!! Whatever her reason for leaving, it totally won’t be her fault.

    • Stelio Kontos

      I’ve said before that her rack is her fastball, there is nothing to back it up. Cleavage doesn’t keep attention spans for 2 weeks.
      Some drunken Wild Hog will pull her top down ala Scooby-Doo and The Case of the Missing Nipple. Tiffany will return to Denver crying foul that she was actually felt up at Sturgis, as opposed to just being objectified as intended.

      • El Hijo De Fistfight

        She’s gonna claim it’s akin to being raped for more sympathy

        • Mzzy Rivy

          That is the better conclusion than my comment.

        • Unbelievable

          Heeeeeeeelp me

          • El Hijo De Fistfight

            “I was just having issues figuring out how to flush the baby, don’t assume I’m being melodramatic.”

      • Donnie Darko

        Just like a pitcher with no offspeed pitches. Eventually hitters will sit on on that fastball and tee off on it.

    • Habib Fazil

      OK, could be a goood little exercise: name the reason for departing sturgis

      How about the her kennel gave away her dogs and she’s off to search for them..

      • Raychelle

        I say she gets super wasted, starts a fight and gets kicked out of One Eyed Jacks. Then proceeds to cry on FB about how none of it was her fault.

      • GypsyVanner

        She’s going to get her eye on a certain biker who is going to have an eye on someone else (Brittanya Jr., perhaps). Teef will begin drinking to excess, push her tits in everyone’s faces, try to knock the girl off the bar and get thrown out crying and screaming. She’ll immediately take to social media to talk about the ugly, jealous skank who got her fired and the guys who weren’t “real men” and didn’t come to her defense/rescue. She’ll then proceed to beg people for help on Facebook while wandering around town for the rest of the night crying as everyone laughs at her. Two days later, she’ll turn up back in Denver throwing a tantrum about how lame Sturgis was, how ugly and old everyone was and how jealous all the women were who ran her out of town. She’ll also make fun of anyone who shows genuine concern for her and call them stupid. Two days after that, she’ll start posting All the Feels quotes about how no one appreciates her and selfies with her dog with captions like, “Bronx is the only guy who never leaves me.” Rinse, repeat. If it goes down exactly like that, do I officially win the internetz?

    • Unityyy

      Agreed. She’ll never make it. Too much actual work for little money.

  147. Stelio Kontos

    Cassandra Peterson aka Elvira > Tiffany

    Better wig
    Better boobs

    Willing to bet at 66 Elvira can still beat Teef.

    • TheSundance_Kid

      Cassandra Peterson still looks better than most women half her age, it’s unfair. She has always been my husband’s celebrity crush.

    • prettyfeet

      Loved that woman and you are probably right!

    • Mzzy Rivy

      Next step in her cash making life to pay off the over spent so called student loan? 30 plus porn site for 65 year old men! Wooop!

  148. AmericanTopTeam

    I bet it would be awesome people watching

  149. Donnie Darko

    Poor economy, high unemployment, wages not keeping up with cost living=increased seeking arrangements female members.

  150. VarinGo

    If her face was any drier, the Egyptians will start building tombs for their pharaohs on there.

  151. RedScorpio

    Seeking arrangement, in general, is rather disturbing. For every crazy female, it appears that there is a matching male counterpart. I don’t know which is more disturbing… the delusion is strong on both sides.

    • prettyfeet

      But it is totally awesome that there is someone out there for everyone, even without paying. What is important is to match the level of crazy so you can be understood.

  152. Persephone

    So what happened to the nice apartment? The really expensive one, the one she “got a roommate” for? I’m confused

    • Penny Lane

      Something happened because she was going off on FB about the complex manager. She called her a “tyrant:” blah blah

  153. Unbelievable

    Tiffany Vine

  154. miss piglet

    Where the fuck are her dogs going?

  155. Mssixty

    I’m telling you there are so stand out looking women in Denver!!! Very average, basic looking along with a snobby personality. I’ve been here 8 years and it’s the most stuck up city I’ve lived in.
    Tiffany would be better off moving to Colorado Springs and starting over.

    • TheSundance_Kid

      I have no idea where you live in Denver, but I’ve been here for several years and I’ve always thought people were extremely nice and attractive here. It’s weird how two people can have two different perspectives on the same place.

      • El Hijo De Fistfight

        Different standards and definitions of attractive.

      • Stelio Kontos

        I visit Denver (tech center or Highlands Ranch) often on business over the past 15 years. The people seem nice (usually). It is a very beautiful city. The women for the most part seem pretty but subdued or conservative (I am comparing to Los Angeles and New Orleans).
        However, I discovered Denver has some serious partying going on behind closed doors. Swinging, sex parties, drugs etc amongst normal everyday looking people. Fully functional adults with good careers who party their asses off in secret.

        • TheSundance_Kid

          I agree with your assessment Stelio. The women do dress more conservatively here and generally wear less makeup, which isn’t really a bad thing. There is more of a understated and natural look going on in Colorado versus the severely overdone look. I’ve lived in a handful of other states and just because women layer on the makeup and extensions doesn’t make them more attractive (Dallas comes to mind).

        • Donnie Darko

          As far as a crazy open minded city, swinging, sex parties, drugs, Miami takes the cake by far, over LA, NYC.

          • Stelio Kontos

            Well yeah….talking about the town that “invented” cocaine

          • Stelio Kontos

            ….plus, now it is doped up early retirees trying to live second childhoods all over

        • Happy Pants

          This times 100. I don’t do the swinging/sex parties but yes, we know how to have a good time and still be productive at the 9 to 5 ☺

      • Mssixty

        I’m sure it does depend on the area and age bracket. When I moved here from San Diego 8 years ago I was in Wash Park and a single mom in my late 20’s I was surrounded by liberal snobs. But still there’s this snootiness I haven’t felt anywhere else, kind of elitest hippy vibe. Then you got all these hipster bitches covered in tats and ugly ear gauges. I’m surprised you haven’t experienced the female hate here because by your avatar you’re very pretty.

        • TheSundance_Kid

          I can see that. I am close to the Wash Park area, but I think things have changed drastically due to all the transplants. I feel like Boulder can get pretty snooty when it comes to liberal snobs, but Denver in general isn’t as bad. Thanks for the compliment, the places I’ve lived before CO have been much worse to me. Much worse.