A Very ZW Christmas
Merry Christmas to you ZW!
As we say goodbye to the fuckery of 2017, I’d like to share with you our very own Christmas story – ‘Twas The Week Before Christmas – penned by our dear Dawn Davenport.
Twas the week before Christmas
And all through the place
The hookers were stuffing old dicks in their face
And taking those pictures of their asscracks and gashes
Rent’ s due in two weeks
Dicks getting tongue lashes
When out at the motel
There arose such a clatter
The patrons woke up saying
“Shit, what’s the matter?!”
The sprang from their beds and looked out in the halls
A bitch was there kneeling and sucking old balls
And a perverted old fucker
So lively and quick
He was jamming her skull down
Shouting “bitch, suck my dick!”
His wad went a flying and dotted her eye
And he threw down a 20 yelling
“Later, bitch bye”
Now amanda has choices and those choices be, keep fucking that faggot fronting monopoly
Or call on her regs, yes, fuck them all!
A line of fat wallets will be out in the hall
On old guy, on hobo, and yes, piss on me
The lone guy that showed up was you guessed it….Raaandy
And to add to the moments of holiday cheer
The door slammed on open says
It’s me, Tiffany
She’s drunk and shes filthy
Her boobs an assault
It’s hard not to think it’s her own mothers fault
Staggered into the hallway
She looks like a beast
Shows hairy old pussy and announces a feast
The patrons are puking and running away
And one of them came out the closet as gay
Eyeballs were blinded by that wizard sleeve
A massacre happened, on that Christmas eve.
So when you need pussy and you’re in a pinch
You’d be better off banging
The stanky old grinch
The ZW Crew will be taking it easy over the holiday break and instead of posting, we’d love to hang out in this thread and intermittently pop in between all that eating, drinking and being merry shit to share inappropriate comments and memes. Christmas is at MY house this year, so I’m not sure if I’ll even let go of my whiskey bottle long enough to bang out many comments – but I’ll definitely try.
I wish you all a safe and happy holiday. Thank you for being with us, for contributing, for making us laugh our asses off and making this site a chillAF place to be. Bustin’ instaho chops is no fun without the ZW Nation and I look forward to exposing the insta-famous with you all in 2018. Keep it real guys.