Would you SNAPCHAT your Surgery?

ZW Submission: Queen of Tarts

Kailyn Lowry from Teen Mom 2 sure knows a bargain when she sees one.


The reality TV star received a significant discount off her brazillian butt lift, breast augmentation and stomach enhancement for a small cost – her soul.

Kailyn signed the contract with the devil himself Dr Miami (aka Michael Salzhauer) to have her surgeries live snapchatted to the world.

Dr Miami currently live snaps surgeries to around 100,000 viewers DAILY. (Who is watching this shit?!) Drumming up business among the mentally ill is not illegal apparently.


Admittedly, Kailyn’s ass looks a WHOLE lot better now:


Seems the Teen Mom franchise breeds butt enhancers…. Farah Abraham was also the recent recipient of a perky new butt.


BUTT wait there’s more! Another Teen Mom star Briana Dejesus ALSO recently underwent an array of procedures by the ever so helpful Dr Miami; including butt lift, breast implants and labiaplasty.

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The best part of motherhood for Briana? That she can pass the word of the Enhancement Bible down to her 4 year old daughter.

She was quoted earlier this week as saying her daughter had already asked for bigger boobs and that she would support her daughter in plastic surgery decisions.

Doing a little research into the ever so charming Dr Miami is a peephole to an untapped vapid core of reality television. Anyone have any dirt on him?


And more importantly, Would you Snapchat your surgery if it meant getting a sweet discount?



  1. AP

    i mean… i rarely use my cell phone data. at home i have wifi and at work i have wifi, there’s no reason to use your cellie data unless youre in transit to and from work/school

    • Drunk Dawn Davenport

      I have unlimited data and run wifi off my phone 24/7 – does this make me a bad person? Lol

      • AP

        Nah man. It ain’t tricking if you got it! Lmao if I had unlimited I wouldn’t give a fuck either.

  2. I cannot wait to see Bomba after she’s done hiding out from recovery!! THE SUSPENSE IS KILLIN ME.

  3. Darlene Conner

    gotcha. thanks!

  4. Darlene Conner


  5. Darlene Conner

    do you mind if I ask what you were able to do? i’m very curious.

  6. Darlene Conner

    Dr.s are full of crap. I have the same issue and have been brushed off my entire life. “Just take some aleve and go about your day” Nothing better than going to a dr for help and them treating you like an idiot.

  7. Darlene Conner

    I can’t believe that people are naive enough to think that shit could possibly NOT hurt their body in some way. Oh well, as long as they look “hot” now, right? Who cares if you live to see 60?

  8. Darlene Conner

    hell no. that’s nasty.

  9. I’m considering taking the day off so I can read it over and over and over…..while trying to put myself into a weed induced coma 🙂
    Oh, how glorious that day will be!!!

    • Candace Lynn

      I wanna come too! I’m going to take today off too. Need to recharge myself.

      • Hopefully they’ll give us a little heads up as to when it’s coming 🙂
        We can take vacation days, meet up at a bar somewhere, get shitfaced and bask in the gloriousness that the CF post will be!

        • Candace Lynn

          Where do you live?

          • I’m at Lake of the Ozarks Missouri….basically the middle of nowhere lol! What about you?

          • Candace Lynn

            Oh damn. That is nowhere. I’m in New Orleans. Surrounded by great food, music and murder lol

          • LOL!! I’ve got friends from there, but I’ve never been there! I’ll add it to my “when we get rid of the kids” list lol and look ya up!!
            *There is no expiration date on my offer to get wasted with you 🙂

          • Candace Lynn

            Lol sounds like a plan. I am not going anywhere.

          • It’s a date 🙂

          • Drunk Dawn Davenport

            omg that guy and girl who stuck out katrina over the voodoo store and he cooked her ass like a pot roast and sailed off the roof of a hotel- good studff!!

    • Luke Duke

      It’s 4:20 somewhere!

  10. I sincerely applaud both of you.

  11. You can fit more things in a purse.

  12. Some people like playing with their purses more than their pursies?

  13. There’s more to life than getting off.

  14. To each their own. You have a collection of butt plugs, Chill Chick has a collection of handbags.

  15. DragonSlayer.

    I’ve had 14 surgeries for a disease I have, one of them is filmed from beginning to end and the rest I have pictures from.
    I would because I’m interested in gross pictures/videos, not in some creepy way.

  16. Candace Lynn

    Let’s do it!

  17. Candace Lynn

    Are you better now?

  18. Candace Lynn

    Her husband a whiny brat. He is so possessive it’s frightening. I wouldn’t doubt he put her up to the surgeries.

  19. Candace Lynn

    Don’t! I’m glad you asked since I was confused myself.

  20. Candace Lynn

    Damn! They were the definition of a hot mess. At one point I lurked on the Gypsy boards to follow their drama. I shall miss their rhinestone alcohol fueled insanity.

  21. Hey Now

    “Baby’s okay. Says the congressman punches like a three year old,” lol.

  22. Serendipity

    Have any of you seen Dic Itchys post on theshitty yet?

    Nik Richie
    4 hours ago
    Yup and traffic is up 15%. Better environment than chat convos.

    Trying to save face Nik??

    • BossBabe

      LOL yea I saw that, he mentioned that out of nowhere. Seeking attention.

    • Chill Chick

      Was just over there. I cant anymore. I just engaged with Alyssa and some others and remembered why I don’t frequent that site. So I’m officially done. This place is way more interesting.

      • Serendipity

        Lol. I was just reading that! You and your whore bags are welcome here! Haha

      • Hey Now

        I saw that. It was you and your Viktor and Rolf VS Alyssa and her Kmart Jacqueline Smith collection. I upvoted all your comments.

      • BossBabe

        lol just saw that, I got your back Chill Chick.

        • Drunk Dawn Davenport

          I got all your backs chill chick I want ultherapy so bad I’d do a hommedont and my hg bossbabe love u girl,! !!!!

          • BossBabe

            Love you my shit talking Shakespeare xo. I am still awaiting the cousin fucker expose.

          • Drunk Dawn Davenport

            Its comedy….I mean coming !

          • AP

            May i ask what the hold up is? I would think if you had gathered enough info on her to identify her y’all would post it with the quickness, lol but i could be wrong, ive been wrong before! 😛

          • Drunk Dawn Davenport

            in due time, in due time.

      • A broad that likes designer purses… quick, someone call in the National Guard!

      • Darlene Conner

        I’m assuming you mean me. I don’t usually initiate convo like that but I mean …couldn’t help myself. Hopefully you don’t take it personally and understand it was all in good fun. Gotta be able to take it if you dish it, no?

    • Yep sounds legit… because the people who didn’t comment now visit more because there are less comments? Riiiight.

    • Whitney BeatMe

      Better environment if you like trannys, cousin fvckers, and lame attempts at humor.. His site is like the bottom of a cat box now.

    • DragonSlayer.

      I find that hard to believe, the comments section went from 100-400+, now there’s maybe 30, I saw a bit above 100 on a random one.

    • Traffic is UP??? ON what alternate universal plane??

  23. Stantz

    Snapchat is where I really show my age (39) when it comes to social media
    I just don’t fucking get it , the point of it , why it exists , how it makes money, why I should or should not like it
    It’s a mystery to me

    • Candace Lynn

      Tinder and Whatsup have zero appeal to me. I just don’t get the allure of sending random strangers neki pictures of myself. Guess I have too much respect for myself. Something lacking in today’s youth. They willing sell their soul for likes and shoes.

      • Digitus impudicus

        Love it, girl! I agree wholeheartedly. So nice to know other women have not only wit — but true self-respect/self-esteem.

  24. Candace Lynn

    Omg I love Gypsy Sisters. They so trashy I love it.

  25. BeverlyHillbilly

    To be honest, I have no issue with this (ok, just removing the fact that this is a teen mom star because yes they are hungry, thirsty, money grabbing attention seekers. so there’s that) but I’ve had my unidentifiable photos posted on the web in before and after shots (nose job – no breathing issues, I just had s bump I wanted gone). No discount though and I didn’t post all over social media.

    I think it’s important to have these types of photos and images available for anyone considering surgery so they understand what happens before, during and after.

  26. Sir TTP

    Deltona 500 will be all over this trend when she gets her sagging funbags redone – 100% guaranteed. Exhibit 1 – a small sampling of her typical delusional, self-important tweets, sprinkled in amongst riveting fingernail updates for her “fans”….

    • Intravenus De Milo

      Someone needs to explain the difference between famous and infamous to her.

    • Chill Chick

      This whore is so shallow. I cannot wait to see her exit strategy. You know it’s not going to end well for her…

    • Justin Bieber probably wanted to ask her if her butthole really is that hairy.

    • BossBabe

      Oh please as if she wouldn’t jump at the chance to be featured on tmz as Justin Bieber’s flavor of the week. She would’ve called the paps herself.

    • Digitus impudicus

      How fvcking pathetic is this whore?

    • DragonSlayer.

      Self obsessed much?

    • Darlene Conner

      Wooooow. She is so damn thirsty. “like OMG the guy at burger king asked me if i was a famous model. I said no, I’m a whore that fucks for money! And will rent my whole life. But I’m hotttttttt, who cares?” Same thing, right?

      • AP

        hahahah savage af

      • Drunk Dawn Davenport

        LOL! How about: “The guy at the dry cleaner asked if the white and brown stuff on my clothes were cum and shit and tried to charge me extra!

  27. This is obvious preparation for her new “business”venture. The ass enhancement suggests she is competing with Farrah for recognition under the anal and rimming categories.

    But she’s ONLY doing this to ensure a bright future for her children, not her own selfish needs.

  28. Digitus impudicus

    The Narcissist Generation has absolutely no shame.

    • Dr. Leo Spaceman

      Since the advent of social media it is hard to find a intelligent, sane, girl that does not whore herself for money or attention.

  29. Digitus impudicus

    I’m an early bird! We have so much snow here where I live in NJ. It’s mind-boggling.

  30. Whitney BeatMe

    I’m just waiting for the overdoses to start knocking them all off like flies. That way someone decent will be raising the kids-if it’s not too late for them already.

    • MissArgentina

      I don’t know Whitney. They would probably be raised by the parents that created the monsters. How well do you think that will go? In 16 years I bet we will find out.

      • Whitney BeatMe

        Good point murph.. Well Farrah’s deceased bf’s mother might be able to do something with that kid but you’re probably right about the rest.

        • Candace Lynn

          Best thing that family could do is get custody of her before it’s too late. I doubt she can be saved @the Ninki Minaj feud video as a prime example. Poor kid.

    • Darlene Conner

      The blonde chick with the twins is so xannied out it’s unreal.

  31. Digitus impudicus

    Awesome….I fully endorse this name change!

  32. AmericanTopTeam

    The worst thing is all these dumb bitches have innocent children whose lives they are shaping

  33. Blunt-Master_puff_puff_

    And they’re getting younger all the time, won’t be much longer before 10-11 y/o’s will want to do it.

    • Dr. Leo Spaceman

      Funship prefers the 2013 redhead.

      • The 2013 was a good year.

        • Dr. Leo Spaceman

          Yes, indeed. Quick question, is that blondie Jenna Marbles / DA Celeb Scam?

          • I thought it looked like Jenna Marbles. I don’t get her appeal at all. She isn’t funny.

          • Dr. Leo Spaceman

            She was not funny, and in reality was a attention whore and actual whore. Still remember the post on her then boyfriend cheating on her. Thought to myself for the front she put, including her master degree from Boston, why would chose roided douche bags to f.ck her.

          • BeverlyHillbilly

            What about the new one, Nicole arbour?

          • Hey Now

            Someone get her a Concerta prescription pronto.

          • BeverlyHillbilly


          • AP

            she’s terrible… but i guess she enjoys being terrible so… c’est la vie!

          • Hey Now

            What was the scam?

          • Drunk Dawn Davenport

            she submitted herself to theshitty waaayyy too many times.

    • Drunk Dawn Davenport

      I always want to massively slap jenna marbles face into the stratosphere. Her name is stupid, she’s not funny, and she has strokeface.

      • Dr. Leo Spaceman

        Hooman said she looked she liked to eat pussy, I acutally agree and believe her tongue was not always slobbering on cocks all the time.

        • Drunk Dawn Davenport

          Nursing home crotch is all fair in lobe and lobe- judging from the stroke face I’d say JM does old men

      • BeverlyHillbilly

        One yes!! Stroke face!!!!

      • Darlene Conner

        agree. not cute.

    • Candace Lynn

      Who is this?

    • Darlene Conner

      WOW the redhead legit looks like she is 14.

  34. Candace Lynn

    I’m really curious how these implants and butt shots going to look in 10 years. I’ve seen how the shots can ” move “.. scary stuff.

  35. Scorpio

    I agree that amount of desire for attention rises to the level of mental illness.

  36. I have a rediculous amount of people I follow on Snap. There are 8 pages to be exact.

    It had never occurred to me this nonsense would ever be an occurrence that someone would willingly partake in to ad to a snapchat!

    Mind blown…


    • Hey Now

      If this were TJ’s rolodex, all eight of those pages would be stuck together.

    • Ms Conduct

      Haven’t gotten into Snapchat. Does this mean that you have 8 pages of people that have snap chatted surgery?

    • AmericanTopTeam

      That is a lot of whores

      • Digitus impudicus

        Whores are spreading like an epidemic. Thanks to cellphone cameras and IG/Snapchat.

      • Darlene Conner

        Thats what I said, I didnt scroll all the way down!

    • MissArgentina

      I don’t understand snapchat at all. I’ll take my senior citizen card and have all the seats.

      • Candace Lynn

        I’ve never used it so don’t understand it at all. What’s the whole point of the app?

        • it’s pointless and dumb. it’s for KIDS. it eats up the GB in your phone like crazy and racks up the phone bill! I heard that from another friend who’s a parent of a 11 y/o girl who has a cellphone

          • Darlene Conner

            HAHA and just think…this is the future…

          • AP

            tell your parent friend to spring for some goddamn wifi or else she doesn’t use the app. can’t be that hard. lol

      • Darlene Conner

        Yeah dude. I don’t have instagram, no snapchat. Hell, when I signed up for facebook it was only for college students and I was in my first year. I feel so old, But I’m married with kids and not fat or desperate so I don’t feel the need to showoff to strangers.

    • Darlene Conner

      now thats alot of whores.

    • AP

      you’re a real trooper for sitting through all those man, a little while back I tried keeping up with the snapchat whores to get dirt but after watching Khloe Terae just go up and down on her body, and make kissy faces, and never talking except to lipsync some shitty rap song, i realized i couldnt do it anymore.

      You are a strong man, sir. I admire your fortitude.

  37. Yeah that was pretty intense!

  38. Hey Now

    Farrah must have been knocked out pretty hard during her surgery and simply chalked up the pain afterward to her regular anal poundings when she posted this. #AllNatural

    • This is the same idiot that jumped on the James Deen rape train. After she dated him and made a sextape with the guy, she went back and said she was raped in a pathetic attempt to get her name in the media.

      • Hey Now

        And it wasn’t poooorrrrnnn!!! It was a private tape made between “me and my boyfriend. That’s all it ever was, and all it was meant for. It was a private moment for me, James and the camera person.”

        She literally slipped up when she said that on Couples Therapy. The couple from The Real L Word were like, “uuuuh, you just said there was a camera person.”

        Farrah: *blink, blink* “No I didn’t.”

        • Yep. She’s proven multiple times that she’s a pathological liar willing to do anything for attention, i.e. Tricia Evans and Deadly Shade.

          • Снайпер

            What happened with deadly shade? I missed all of that.

          • Annie Box

            She went full cuckoo. PNAK dropped some pretty hilarious screen shots documenting the whole thing. It continued here for a while, but of course by the time I read the exchange, she had deleted her stuff. Not hard to reconstruct the missing pieces to know that she had bought a ticket on the tramp steamer to Crazy Island with Toth, Master Commentatorbator, SB and the rest of the Free Time All-stars.

          • “Free Time All-Stars”

            I like that.

          • Annie Box

            Thank you. The rest of us are mere amateurs in the face of their collective expertise.

          • Candace Lynn

            I saw part of it. Who exactly is she, I’m assuming a P4P.

          • Annie Box

            Not exactly sure. The knitting circle suggests she’s a substance enthusiast of the rocket fuel variety. Beyond that, she’s an unknown quantity.

          • LMAO Annie 😀

          • Darlene Conner

            How do these people have the time to come up with all these lies? I made a fake fb profile out of boredom to mess with pathetic dudes and I can’t even be assed to get on it.

          • Annie Box

            It’s mind boggling. Full disclosure: this interlude brought to you today by a resurgence in the plague. Awaiting the doctor and hopefully something for the wheezing as I type this.

        • DragonSlayer.

          She signed a contract with Vivid to have it come out, having that whole outcry afterwards was bullshit.

          • Darlene Conner

            Yeah. She ain’t nothing but another fame whore. To try to claim any different is just sad.

      • Johnny Drama

        Raped? pretty sure when he blew his load all over her face, she said “I want more cum”…doesn’t sound like she was raped. she truly is a dumb fucking bitch.

        • AmericanTopTeam

          “Help police” “I want more cum” basically the same thing…

      • AmericanTopTeam

        She is such a stupid twat its painful to try and listen her attempt to speak.

      • Dr. Leo Spaceman

        On a different note had to say that blogger girl, Jenn Tisedale, seemed to have a good time with Deen, however, she was haggard as hell and her boyfriend was pulling a TJ.

      • MissArgentina

        Seriously? She is so disgusting. She is so vile that her stating that takes credibility away from real victims. May the fleas from a 1000 camels infest her gigantic vagina and her arms be short to scratch them or keep up with the manifestation.

      • Candace Lynn

        She is an ugly vile fake person. I can’t stand anything about her. She treats people like shit. I only can hope karma will kick her anal loving ass sometimes soon.

    • Happy Pants

      Farrah’s whole life is a joke, except for her ass – it’s a tragedy.

    • DragonSlayer.

      Everyone knows that’s not the same ass that was in her porno.

  39. Ms Conduct

    Yes, I saw that…nasty bloody silicon up to her shoulder blades. I don’t have implants but, I know they have to be changed a max of every 10 years. She went like 12, wtf?! She couldn’t afford it!? ppppffft.

  40. Johnny Drama

    im so fucking sick of social media/network. completely ruined “real life”.

    • AP

      I love it. I get to figure out if someone’s an assclown before wasting one second in real time with them. usually social media will show someone’s true color’s real quickly.

  41. Ms Conduct

    Informative and frightening. No, I wouldn’t and I just can’t comprehend the depths that people sink to for fame or infamy. Great post Queen!

  42. Happy Pants

    You know when you see a Teen Mom who’s been paid to document her poor decisions on nationwide tv, that she will not only invest that money wisely, but also go on to make rational and intelligent life choices.

    • Ms Conduct

      I read that with the best dripping sarcasm voice. Made me lol.

      • Happy Pants

        These people make me sick. But it’s not even their fault. They were young people already making poor decisions, rewarded for making those poor decisions and then encouraged to continue making poor decisions for ratings.

        Almost makes me want to hit an intersection with a “The End is Near” sign.

        • Ms Conduct

          They’re train-wrecks for sure. I agree with you wholeheartedly. I’m blaming Morgan Freeman…fvcker.

        • Digitus impudicus

          Preach it, sistah!

        • Candace Lynn

          I can’t stand the Farraha girl. I know people that have worked with her at Palazio’s. Said she a total cunt with a horrible body. I can’t fathom anybody paying her money to take her clothes off. She is a vile women.

          • DragonSlayer.

            The way she talks to her parents makes me cringe, she’s the biggest C-U-Next-Tuesday I’ve ever seen on TV.

          • Candace Lynn

            I wish someone would bitch slap her into tomorrow.

          • DragonSlayer.

            I hope her daughter treats her even worse when she gets older, it’s sad the way Sophia even treats her grandma.

          • Candace Lynn

            She will grow up thinking that how you get things for free. Horrible example she is setting for her. You can tell all she cares about is money.

          • Darlene Conner

            She has a real problem with respect. I don’t watch that swill because I’m hoping everyone else will follow suit and they will take it off the air.

          • Happy Pants

            I believe it. She proves it every time she opens her over inflated lips.

          • Candace Lynn

            I remember when she first got them done and couldn’t close her mouth lol

    • Johnny Drama

      yes, but it still doesn’t change the fact that alyssa fucks her cousins

  43. Turkey-O

    Yikes. In the shot of her posing with the Doctor, she looks slim. That before shot is scary though. I guarantee she eats nothing but junk food and never works out.

    • Candace Lynn

      Thats a different girl. She on the heavy side, always will be.

      • Turkey-O

        Oh I see. That explains the discrepancy. Ive never seen this show so I had no idea how many of these girls there are.

        • Candace Lynn

          I don’t watch it much. Only if I’m home drunk alone. Something about full on messy teenage drama queens always cheers me up.

          • Scorpio

            It makes you feel like you have your shit together by comparison.

          • Candace Lynn

            Very true.

          • Dead Man's Dog

            The best way to watch reality tv…I myself enjoy the BigBrother drinking game. Every time someone says under the bus, I take a shot.

  44. Sir TTP

    I’m learning new things about the depths of self-indulgent depravity now. I must live in a bubble.

    Cheers QOT.

    • JimU113

      Same here. I’m feeling almost prudish. Almost.

      Well, as close as you can with pictures of Lucy Pinder bewbs.

  45. captain awesome

    Holy shit. She needed it badly

    • Amen. Talk about a serious case of the saddlebags.

      • Candace Lynn

        Yea, no amount of exercise would have fixed that.

      • and ASS fat that goes almost all the way up her back? WTF

        • Dead Man's Dog

          There is going to be a whole herd of deformed swamp thing monsters running around with lumps on their heads from these butt injections. At least with boob implants they are trying to contain them in a casing, injecting fat and garbage into your ass is crazy when you sit on it all day and the pressure is just trying to squeeze it out of that region.

          Trust me, I’m a Doctor. (Or at least I have a tshirt that says that)

          • Hey Now

            That’s okay. I’m the world’s greatest golfer. Or at least, that’s what my coffee mug says.

          • Darlene Conner

            I believe your tshirt.

      • Снайпер

        Idk if my ass looked that terrible and upside down isosceles triangular, I would definitely allow people to film it if it meant a discount. Or, I don’t know, just wear clothes all the time, or, shocker, get a job and pay for it myself.

      • AP

        That’s what two kids before you’re 20 would do to you, right? lol didn’t even give her body a chance to finish developing before she starting shoving shit out of it.

        Not surprising she doesn’t mind shit shoved IN her body as well.

  46. Donnie Darko

    Would like to see Chelsea Houska make a sex tape

    • Drunk Dawn Davenport

      I thought ths said “Chelsea handler” and I started a GoFundMe for prescription eyewear and a lobotomy for you lol

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